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->''"Over the last few weeks most of the games I have been reviewing have been good or at least not bad enough to justify what we in the ghetto used to call, '[[SophisticatedAsHell getting my knickers in a twist]]'. And since I've just received my modest tax refund, my tension has been slowly rising from not having enough to be angry or miserable about. So thank you, Clive Barker. Thank you for this opportunity to unwind by calling your game a spunk-flavored lollipop."''

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->''"Over the last few weeks most of the games I have been reviewing have been good or at least not bad enough to justify what we in the ghetto used to call, '[[SophisticatedAsHell getting 'getting my knickers in a twist]]'.twist'. And since I've just received my modest tax refund, my tension has been slowly rising from not having enough to be angry or miserable about. So thank you, Clive Barker. Thank you for this opportunity to unwind by calling your game a spunk-flavored lollipop."''
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->''"Plenty of shows will have bad animation, writing, direction, or acting; only once in a while do you find such a perfect storm of disorder in which so many things have gone wrong in so many different ways. Writing about ''Anime/HandShakers'' is akin to training a different set of muscles every week at the gym. Every episode brings something new to the table, and the fun lies in figuring out just how to explain what went wrong."''

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->''"Plenty of shows will have bad animation, writing, direction, or acting; only once in a while do you find such a perfect storm of disorder in which so many things have gone wrong in so many different ways. Writing about ''Anime/HandShakers'' Anime/HandShakers is akin to training a different set of muscles every week at the gym. Every episode brings something new to the table, and the fun lies in figuring out just how to explain what went wrong."''
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->''"If we were to quip about this book every time we find something objectionable, we would remain in this chamber until next week."''

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->''"If we were to quip about [[Literature/InquisitionWar this book book]] every time we find something objectionable, we would remain in this chamber until next week."''
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-->-- '''[[spoiler:Rogal Dorn]]''', ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice'' "If the Emperor Had a Podcast"

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-->-- '''[[spoiler:Rogal Dorn]]''', '''Rogal Dorn''', ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice'' "If the Emperor Had a Podcast"
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-->-- '''[[spoiler:Rogal Dorn]]''', ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''

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-->-- '''[[spoiler:Rogal Dorn]]''', ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''
''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice'' "If the Emperor Had a Podcast"
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->''"If we were to quip about this book every time we find something objectionable, we would remain in this chamber until next week."''
-->-- '''[[spoiler:Rogal Dorn]]''', ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''

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->''"Over the last few weeks most of the games I have been reviewing have been good or at least not bad enough to justify what we in the ghetto used to call, '[[SophisticatedAsHell getting my knickers in a twist]]'. And since I've just received my modest tax refund, my tension has been slowly rising from not having enough to be angry or miserable about. So thank you Clive Barker, thank you for this opportunity to unwind by calling your game a spunk flavored lollipop."''
-->-- '''Ben "[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]" Croshaw''', reviewing Creator/CliveBarker's "''VideoGame/CliveBarkersJericho''", [[InCaseYouForgotWhoWroteIt By]] [[RuleOfThree Clive Barker]].

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->''"Over the last few weeks most of the games I have been reviewing have been good or at least not bad enough to justify what we in the ghetto used to call, '[[SophisticatedAsHell getting my knickers in a twist]]'. And since I've just received my modest tax refund, my tension has been slowly rising from not having enough to be angry or miserable about. So thank you Clive Barker, thank you for this opportunity to unwind by calling your game a spunk flavored lollipop."''
-->-- '''Ben "[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]" Croshaw''', reviewing Creator/CliveBarker's "''VideoGame/CliveBarkersJericho''", [[InCaseYouForgotWhoWroteIt By]] [[RuleOfThree Clive Barker]].
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->''"Over the last few weeks most of the games I have been reviewing have been good or at least not bad enough to justify what we in the ghetto used to call, '[[SophisticatedAsHell getting my knickers in a twist]]'. And since I've just received my modest tax refund, my tension has been slowly rising from not having enough to be angry or miserable about. So thank you, Clive Barker. Thank you for this opportunity to unwind by calling your game a spunk-flavored lollipop."''
-->-- '''Ben "[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]" Croshaw''', reviewing Creator/CliveBarker's "''VideoGame/CliveBarkersJericho''", [[InCaseYouForgotWhoWroteIt By]] [[RuleOfThree Clive Barker]].


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->''"Plenty of shows will have bad animation, writing, direction, or acting; only once in a while do you find such a perfect storm of disorder in which so many things have gone wrong in so many different ways. Writing about ''Anime/HandShakers'' is akin to training a different set of muscles every week at the gym. Every episode brings something new to the table, and the fun lies in figuring out just how to explain what went wrong."''
-->-- '''James Beckett''', ''Hand Shakers'' [[https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/review/hand-shakers/episode-7/.112531 Episode 7 recap]]
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->''"So why play VideoGame/CaptainNovolin if it's so bad? Because it's fucking hilarious. This is basically the game equivalent of a movie like Film/JudgeDredd or Film/Breakin2ElectricBoogaloo. It's so bad that it's really, really funny. Between the stupid sound effects and the quote, 'Tengo Diabetes', Captain Novolin is hard not to laugh at. That's the only justifiable reason to play it."''
-->-- '''Munchy''', ''Website/HardcoreGaming101''
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-->-- '''Ben "[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]" Croshaw''', reviewing Creator/CliveBarker's "''VideoGame/CliveBarkersJericho''", [[InCaseYouForgotWhoWroteIt By Clive Barker]].

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-->-- '''Ben "[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]" Croshaw''', reviewing Creator/CliveBarker's "''VideoGame/CliveBarkersJericho''", [[InCaseYouForgotWhoWroteIt By By]] [[RuleOfThree Clive Barker]].
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-->-- '''JethroTull''', ''A Passion Play''

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-->-- '''JethroTull''', '''Music/JethroTull''', ''A Passion Play''

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-->-- '''Ben "[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]" Croshaw''', reviewing Creator/CliveBarker's "''VideoGame/CliveBarkersJericho''", [[InCaseYouForgotWhoWroteIt By]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Clive Barker]].

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-->-- '''Ben "[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]" Croshaw''', reviewing Creator/CliveBarker's "''VideoGame/CliveBarkersJericho''", [[InCaseYouForgotWhoWroteIt By]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment By Clive Barker]].


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->''"I watched it in mounting gloom, realizing I was witnessing something historic, a film that for decades to come will be the punch line of jokes about bad movies."''
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''', reviewing ''Film/BattlefieldEarth''
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->'''Big Bob''': Yeah, it's absolutely horrible.

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->'''Big Bob''': Yeah, it's absolutely horrible.I know. It's horrible!
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->'''Helga''': This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
->'''Big Bob''': Yeah, it's absolutely horrible.
->'''Helga''': Finally, we've got something we can hate...together!
->'''Both''': (laugh hysterically)
->'''Audience members''': Sssshhhh!
->'''Both''': Aww, pipe down, ya weasels! (continue laughing)
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/HeyArnold''', ''Quantity Time'', regarding the ''[[Theatre/{{Cats}} Rats]]'' musical.
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-->-- '''Ben "[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]" Croshaw''', reviewing CliveBarker's "''VideoGame/CliveBarkersJericho''", [[InCaseYouForgotWhoWroteIt By]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Clive Barker]].

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-->-- '''Ben "[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]" Croshaw''', reviewing CliveBarker's Creator/CliveBarker's "''VideoGame/CliveBarkersJericho''", [[InCaseYouForgotWhoWroteIt By]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Clive Barker]].
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-->-- '''Ben "[[ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]" Croshaw''', reviewing CliveBarker's "''CliveBarkersJericho''", [[InCaseYouForgotWhoWroteIt By]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Clive Barker]].

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-->-- '''Ben "[[ZeroPunctuation "[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]" Croshaw''', reviewing CliveBarker's "''CliveBarkersJericho''", "''VideoGame/CliveBarkersJericho''", [[InCaseYouForgotWhoWroteIt By]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Clive Barker]].
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->"Over the last few weeks most of the games I have been reviewing have been good or at least not bad enough to justify what we in the ghetto used to call, '[[SophisticatedAsHell getting my knickers in a twist]]'. And since I've just received my modest tax refund, my tension has been slowly rising from not having enough to be angry or miserable about. So thank you Clive Barker, thank you for this opportunity to unwind by calling your game a spunk flavored lollipop."\\
-- Ben '[[ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]' Croshaw, reviewing CliveBarker's "''CliveBarkersJericho''", [[InCaseYouForgotWhoWroteIt By]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Clive Barker]].

-->''Tell us, is it you who are here''
-->''For our good cheer?''
-->''Or are we here for the glory''
-->''For the story''
-->''For the gory satisfaction of telling you how absolutely awful you really are?''
-->-- '''JethroTull''', ''A Passion Play''

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->"Over ->''"Over the last few weeks most of the games I have been reviewing have been good or at least not bad enough to justify what we in the ghetto used to call, '[[SophisticatedAsHell getting my knickers in a twist]]'. And since I've just received my modest tax refund, my tension has been slowly rising from not having enough to be angry or miserable about. So thank you Clive Barker, thank you for this opportunity to unwind by calling your game a spunk flavored lollipop."\\
-- Ben '[[ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]' Croshaw,
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-->-- '''Ben "[[ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]" Croshaw''',
reviewing CliveBarker's "''CliveBarkersJericho''", [[InCaseYouForgotWhoWroteIt By]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Clive Barker]].

-->''Tell ->''Tell us, is it you who are here''
-->''For ->''For our good cheer?''
-->''Or ->''Or are we here for the glory''
-->''For ->''For the story''
-->''For ->''For the gory satisfaction of telling you how absolutely awful you really are?''
-->-- '''JethroTull''', ''A Passion Play''Play''
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