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-> '''Rhodey:''' If we can do this, you know; go back in time, why don't we just [[HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct find baby Thanos, you know, and...]] ''[[[WouldHurtAChild makes a gesture of strangling a baby with a rope, complete with sounds]]]''\\
'''Professor Hulk:''' ''[appalled]'' First off, that's ''[[EveryoneHasStandards horrible]]''...\\
'''Rhodey:''' It's ''[[OmnicidalManiac Thanos]]''!\\
'''Professor Hulk:''' ...And secondly, [[OurTimeTravelIsDifferent time doesn't work that way]]. ''[[TemporalMutability Changing the past doesn't change the future]].''
-->-- ''Film/AvengersEndgame''
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->'''The Devil:''' All I wanted was a choo choo. I went to get on his nice list, and he did ''[[PainfulTransformation this]]'' to me!\\

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->'''The Devil:''' All I wanted was a choo choo. I went to get on his [Santa's] nice list, and he did ''[[PainfulTransformation this]]'' to me!\\
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->'''Jérémie:''' I guess there's a little bug in the materialization program [[[FreakyFridayFlip that caused Odd and Yumi to swap bodies]]].\\
'''Yumi:''' [[{{Understatement}} You call]] ''[[{{Understatement}} this]]'' [[{{Understatement}} a "little bug"?!]] We can't stay this way!\\
'''Odd:''' Well, what if we went back to Lyoko and devirtualized all over again? Maybe everything will go back to normal?\\
'''Jérémie:''' And what if the program messes up again, and you don't have any bodies at all this time?\\
'''Odd:''' [[{{Touche}} Ah, okay. Bad idea.]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/CodeLyoko'', "[[Recap/CodeLyokoS2E16 A Fine Mess]]"
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-->''WesternAnimation/TheLEGOMovie''

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-->''Series/{{Cheers}}''

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->'''Wyldstyle:''' Let's go, we gotta get Emmet outta here!\\
'''Emmet:''' Can't we build something?\\
'''Benny:''' Hi, I'm Ben, but you can call me Benny, and I can build a spaceship! Watch this! ''[starts building]'' Spaceship, spaceship, spaceship, spaceship, spaceship, spaceship-\\
'''Wyldstyle:''' No, you can't! The skies are surrounded [by enemy dropships]!\\
'''Benny:''' That's OK, I didn't wanna... build a spaceship anyway. That's cool. ''[takes it apart]''
-->''WesternAnimation/TheLEGOMovie''
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-->-- A discussion on how to purchase Django's wife, ''Film/DjangoUnchained''

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-->-- A discussion on how to purchase Django's wife, ''Film/DjangoUnchained''''Film/DjangoUnchained''

->'''Rebecca:''' I heard about you and Diane! Five years! Five years, Sam! How about that?\\
'''Sam:''' Honey, if I could've got her sent to prison, don't you think I ''would'' have?
-->''Series/{{Cheers}}''
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'''Dr. King Schultz''': Fair enough. But, now you're a horse thief and they hang horse thieves. Not to mention the horse goes back to his original owner because the horse is still his property. We need her *and* we need a bill of sale.

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'''Dr. King Schultz''': Fair enough. But, now you're a horse thief and they hang horse thieves. Not to mention the horse goes back to his original owner because the horse is still his property. We need her *and* ''and'' we need a bill of sale.
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->'''Eddy:''' Let's poke a hole in [Ed] and let the air out!\\
'''Edd:''' [[PopGoesTheHuman The pressure could cause him to explode]].
-->--''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'', "[[Recap/EdEddNEddyS1E20FleaBittenEd Flea Bitten Ed]]"
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->'''The Devil:''' All I wanted was a choo choo. I went to get on his nice list, and he did [[PainfulTransformation this]] to me.\\

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->'''The Devil:''' All I wanted was a choo choo. I went to get on his nice list, and he did [[PainfulTransformation this]] ''[[PainfulTransformation this]]'' to me.\\me!\\
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-->--''WesternAnimation/TheCupheadShow'', "[[Recap/TheCupheadShowS3E6AVeryDevilChristmas A Very Devil Christmas]]"

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-->--''WesternAnimation/TheCupheadShow'', "[[Recap/TheCupheadShowS3E6AVeryDevilChristmas A Very Devil Christmas]]"Christmas]]"

->'''Django''': So, do we offer to buy her?\\
'''Dr. King Schultz''': So, say a man wants to buy a horse - *needs* to buy a horse. He walks up to the farmer's farm. He knocks on the farmer's door and asks the farmer to buy his horse. And you know what the farmer says? The farmer says: no.\\
'''Django''': Well, I say, fuck that farmer and I steal that horse.\\
'''Dr. King Schultz''': Fair enough. But, now you're a horse thief and they hang horse thieves. Not to mention the horse goes back to his original owner because the horse is still his property. We need her *and* we need a bill of sale.
-->-- A discussion on how to purchase Django's wife, ''Film/DjangoUnchained''
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->'''The Devil:''' All I wanted was a choo choo. I went to get on his nice list, and he did [[PainfulTransformation this]] to me.\\
'''Henchman:''' [[StatingTheSimpleSolution If you want a train, why not just make one appear?]] You know, with your [[DevilsPitchfork pitchfork]]?\\
'''The Devil:''' Henchman, getting a present isn't the same unless someone else gives it to you.
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheCupheadShow'', "[[Recap/TheCupheadShowS3E6AVeryDevilChristmas A Very Devil Christmas]]"

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