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->His Majesty [[HistoricalDomainCharacter Carlos II]], [[TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard king of Spain; duke of Milan, Lothier, Brabant, Limburg and Luxembourg; count of Flanders, Hainaut, and Namur; and count palatine of Burgundy]], the anointed sovereign to whom the [[CorruptPolitician governor-general]] owed his sworn allegiance, was, not to put too fine a point on it, completely [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] useless. Indeed, he was so inbred that he could barely function as a human being, let alone as a king. Carlos II's ancestors had been marrying their close relations for so many generations that the scion of the line suffered from uncountable intellectual and physical disabilities, and indeed was technically his own cousin, his own cousin once removed, and his own second cousin. [[TangledFamilyTree All his eight great grandparents were descendants of the same couple, and his mother had been his father's niece, making his grandmother also his aunt]].

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->His Majesty [[HistoricalDomainCharacter [[UsefulNotes/CharlesIIOfSpain Carlos II]], [[TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard king of Spain; duke of Milan, Lothier, Brabant, Limburg and Luxembourg; count of Flanders, Hainaut, and Namur; and count palatine of Burgundy]], the anointed sovereign to whom the [[CorruptPolitician governor-general]] owed his sworn allegiance, was, not to put too fine a point on it, completely [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] useless. Indeed, he was so inbred that he could barely function as a human being, let alone as a king. Carlos II's ancestors had been marrying their close relations for so many generations that the scion of the line suffered from uncountable intellectual and physical disabilities, and indeed was technically his own cousin, his own cousin once removed, and his own second cousin. [[TangledFamilyTree All his eight great grandparents were descendants of the same couple, and his mother had been his father's niece, making his grandmother also his aunt]].



->'''UsefulNotes/HenryVIII:''' [[UsefulNotes/MaryTudor Mary]], I'd like to introduce you to your 22-year-old fully grown adult cousin, and now, your future husband!\\

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->'''UsefulNotes/HenryVIII:''' [[UsefulNotes/MaryTudor Mary]], I'd like to introduce you to your 22-year-old 22 year old fully grown adult cousin, cousin [UsefulNotes/CharlesV], and now, your future husband!\\
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->''"I would tell the Hapsburgs to go screw themselves, but they beat me to the punch."''

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->''"I would tell the Hapsburgs Habsburgs to go screw themselves, but they beat me to the punch."''
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->''"I'd tell the Hapsburgs to go screw themselves, but they beat me to the punch."''

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->''"I'd ->''"I would tell the Hapsburgs to go screw themselves, but they beat me to the punch."''
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->His Majesty [[HistoricalDomainCharacter Carlos II]], [[TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard king of Spain; duke of Milan, Lothier, Brabant, Limburg and Luxembourg; count of Flanders, Hainaut, and Namur; and count palatine of Burgundy]], the anointed sovereign to whom the [[CorruptPolitician governor-general]] owed his sworn allegiance, was, not to put too fine a point on it, completely [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] useless. Indeed, he was so inbred that he could barely function as a human being, let alone as a king. Carlos II's ancestors had been marrying their close relations for so many generations that the scion of the line suffered from uncountable intellectual and physical disabilities, and indeed was [[LogicBomb technically his own cousin, his own cousin once removed, and his own second cousin]]. [[TangledFamilyTree All his eight great grandparents were descendants of the same couple, and his mother had been his father's niece, making his grandmother also his aunt]].

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->His Majesty [[HistoricalDomainCharacter Carlos II]], [[TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard king of Spain; duke of Milan, Lothier, Brabant, Limburg and Luxembourg; count of Flanders, Hainaut, and Namur; and count palatine of Burgundy]], the anointed sovereign to whom the [[CorruptPolitician governor-general]] owed his sworn allegiance, was, not to put too fine a point on it, completely [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] useless. Indeed, he was so inbred that he could barely function as a human being, let alone as a king. Carlos II's ancestors had been marrying their close relations for so many generations that the scion of the line suffered from uncountable intellectual and physical disabilities, and indeed was [[LogicBomb technically his own cousin, his own cousin once removed, and his own second cousin]].cousin. [[TangledFamilyTree All his eight great grandparents were descendants of the same couple, and his mother had been his father's niece, making his grandmother also his aunt]].
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->''"The Targaryens wed brothers and sisters for three hundred years to keep bloodlines pure. [[BrotherSisterIncest Jaime and I are more than brother and sister]]. [[TwinCest We shared a womb. We came into this world together, we belong together]]."''
-->-- '''[[GodSaveUsFromTheQueen Cersei Lannister]]''', ''Recap/GameOfThronesS1E7YouWinOrYouDie''
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-->-- '''Blue''', WebAnimation/OverlySarcasticProductions

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-->-- '''Blue''', WebAnimation/OverlySarcasticProductionsWebAnimation/OverlySarcasticProductions

->'''Thomas:''' The duke of Queensberry, your brother and your uncle, requests financial aid to recover from this year's drought.\\
'''Kyle:''' All three of them?\\
'''Thomas:''' Well, they're all the same person.
-->-- ''WebVideo/DoorMonster'', "[[VideoGame/CrusaderKingsIII CKIII]]: Holding Court"
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-->-- '''Blue''', WebVideo/OverlySarcasticProductions

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-->-- '''Blue''', WebVideo/OverlySarcasticProductionsWebAnimation/OverlySarcasticProductions
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-->-- ''WebAnimation/OverSimplified'', "Henry VIII"

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-->-- ''WebAnimation/OverSimplified'', "Henry VIII"VIII"

->''"I'd tell the Hapsburgs to go screw themselves, but they beat me to the punch."''
-->-- '''Blue''', WebVideo/OverlySarcasticProductions
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-->-- '''[[GodSaveUsFromTheQueen Cersei Lannister]]''', ''Recap/GameOfThronesS1E7YouWinOrYouDie''

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-->-- '''[[GodSaveUsFromTheQueen Cersei Lannister]]''', ''Recap/GameOfThronesS1E7YouWinOrYouDie''''Recap/GameOfThronesS1E7YouWinOrYouDie''

->'''UsefulNotes/HenryVIII:''' [[UsefulNotes/MaryTudor Mary]], I'd like to introduce you to your 22-year-old fully grown adult cousin, and now, your future husband!\\
'''Mary:''' Eww, he looks inbred.\\
'''Henry:''' MARY! ''[beat]'' We're ''all'' inbred!
-->-- ''WebAnimation/OverSimplified'', "Henry VIII"
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-->--''WebVideo/{{Jreg}}'', "Every Extreme is on the Same Team"

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-->--''WebVideo/{{Jreg}}'', "Every Extreme is on the Same Team"Team"

->''"The Targaryens wed brothers and sisters for three hundred years to keep bloodlines pure. [[BrotherSisterIncest Jaime and I are more than brother and sister]]. [[TwinCest We shared a womb. We came into this world together, we belong together]]."''
-->-- '''[[GodSaveUsFromTheQueen Cersei Lannister]]''', ''Recap/GameOfThronesS1E7YouWinOrYouDie''
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-->--''[[Literature/TheRook Stiletto]]''

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-->--''[[Literature/TheRook Stiletto]]''Stiletto]]''

->''“The monarchists will kiss their sis”''
-->--''WebVideo/{{Jreg}}'', "Every Extreme is on the Same Team"
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--> '''Creator/EddieIzzard''', ''Dress to Kill''

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--> '''Creator/EddieIzzard''', ''Dress to Kill''Kill''

->His Majesty [[HistoricalDomainCharacter Carlos II]], [[TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard king of Spain; duke of Milan, Lothier, Brabant, Limburg and Luxembourg; count of Flanders, Hainaut, and Namur; and count palatine of Burgundy]], the anointed sovereign to whom the [[CorruptPolitician governor-general]] owed his sworn allegiance, was, not to put too fine a point on it, completely [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] useless. Indeed, he was so inbred that he could barely function as a human being, let alone as a king. Carlos II's ancestors had been marrying their close relations for so many generations that the scion of the line suffered from uncountable intellectual and physical disabilities, and indeed was [[LogicBomb technically his own cousin, his own cousin once removed, and his own second cousin]]. [[TangledFamilyTree All his eight great grandparents were descendants of the same couple, and his mother had been his father's niece, making his grandmother also his aunt]].
-->--''[[Literature/TheRook Stiletto]]''
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-> ''But the royals are just obsessed with, "Are you a royal family? Are you a royal member? Well, then you can marry me because you're same gene pool and our [=IQs=] will go down the toilet. Fantastic!"''

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-> ''But the royals are just obsessed with, "Are you a royal family? Are you a royal member? Well, then you can marry me because you're same gene pool and our [=IQs=] will go down the toilet. Fantastic!"''Fantastico!"''
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-> ''But the royals are just obsessed with, "Are you a royal family? Are you a royal member? Well, then you can marry me because you're same gene pool and our [=IQs=] will go down the toilet. Fantastic!"''
--> '''Creator/EddieIzzard''', ''Dress to Kill''

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