History Quotes / RacistGrandma

'''Turk:''' I haven't have one this bad since your Nanny Hobbes threw that rock at me.\\

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'''Zack''': Yeah, if you can live past about 60 you are finally free to just absolutely hate black people in public. Which I think is what we all secretly want.\\
-->--''"Doctor" David Thorpe and Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons, regular contributors to '''Website/SomethingAwful'''''

'''Uno''': I mean, I don't think that's an excuse for blatant racist iconography, is it?

'''Katz''': Mr. Schultz, it's your neighbor Katz. Now we know that you're a man of, uh, advanced years and probably have various racist artifacts and other knicknacks from times gone by.

->"Apparently, [[BeenThereShapedHistory Buffalo Bill taught him how to knife fight]] in, umm, 'Injun style', ''(ahem!)''. And now's a great time to remind you that [[ComicBook/DisneyDucksComicUniverse Scrooge]] is [[ComicBooksTime pretty old]]. It was a different time. Racism aside..."

->"Apparently, [[BeenThereShapedHistory Buffalo Bill taught him how to knife fight]] in, umm, 'Injun style', ''(ahem!)''. And now's a great time to remind you that [[ComicBook/DisneyDucksComicUniverse Scrooge]] is pretty old. It was a different time. Racism aside..."

->"Apparently, [[BeenThereShapedHistory Buffalo Bill taught him how to knife fight]] in, umm, 'Injun style', ''(ahem)''. And now's a great time to remind you that [[ComicBook/DisneyDucksComicUniverse Scrooge]] is pretty old. It was a different time. Racism aside..."

->"I disagree, man. She was just an old timer. It's the way people talked back then. That didn't mean they were racist. But my grandmother did refer to a broken beer bottle once as a Nigger Knife. You know, [[OnSecondThought come to think of it]], my grandmother was kind of a racist."

->"I disagree, man. She was just an old timer. It's the way people talked back then. That didn't mean they were racist. [[{{Beat}} [beat]]] But my grandmother did refer to a broken beer bottle once as a Nigger Knife. You know, [[OnSecondThought come to think of it]], my grandmother was kind of a racist."

->"Apparently, [[BeenThereShapedHistory Buffalo Bill taught him how to knife fight]] in, um, 'Injun style', ''(ahem)''. And now's a great time to remind you that [[ComicBook/DisneyDucksComicUniverse Scrooge]] is pretty old. It was a different time. Racism aside..."

->"Apparently, [[BeenThereShapedHistory Buffalo Bill taught him how to knife fight]] in, um, 'Injun style', ahem. And now's a great time to remind you that [[ComicBook/DisneyDucksComicUniverse Scrooge]] is pretty old. It was a different time. Racism aside..."

-->-- ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'', ''My Advice to You''

->"Apparently, [[BeenThereShapedHistory Buffalo Bill taught him how to knife fight]] in, um, 'Injun style', ahem. And now's a great time to remind you that [[ComicBook/DisneyDucksComicUniverse Scrooge is pretty old. It was a different time. Racism aside..."

->''Elsewhere, [[RichIdiotWithNoDayJob absentee owner]] and living pun Woody Johnson apparently spent his time as UK ambassador bitching about the existence of Black History Month. He’s the NYPD’s favorite NFL owner.''

->I disagree, man. She was just an old timer. It's [[FairForItsDay the way people talked back then]]. That didn't mean they were racist. [[{{Beat}} [beat]]] But my grandmother did refer to a broken beer bottle once as a Nigger Knife. You know, [[OnSecondThought come to think of it]], my grandmother was kind of a racist.

->'''Mr. Owl''': So how did it go? Were your parents as difficult as Roland said they'd be?\\
'''Steve''': Well, let's just say they're from a different time.\\
'''Cooper''': What does that mean?\\
'''Steve''': It means they're full of hate, but it's okay because [[EvilOldFolks they're old and harmless]].
-->-- '''Webcomic/DaisyOwl''', [[http://www.daisyowl.com/comic/2008-09-16 "A Different Time"]]

->''Apparently, Buffalo Bill taught him how to knife fight in... um, "Injun style" (ahem)... And now's a great time to remind you that Scrooge is [[ComicBookTime pretty old]]. It was a [[ValuesDissonance different time.]] Racism aside.....''
-->-- ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'' on '''[[ComicBook/DisneyDucksComicUniverse Scrooge McDuck.]]'''

-> '''White Diamond:''' I've been saying please and thank you, even to lower lifeforms!\\
'''Steven:''' What did we talk about?\\
'''White Diamond:''' ''(rolls eyes)'' Ugh, ''equal'' lifeforms.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverseTheMovie''

->[''In a round where panellists are given the first half of a song lyric and have to suggest an ending'']. \\
'''Jack Dee''': "Grandma, we love you, grandma we do, though we may be far away we think of you, and one day when we're older, we'll look back and say..." \\

->I was young when my grandmother passed away, but I can still vividly remember her sweet perfume, the warm accent she spoke with, her gentle smile [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and]] the many times she told me that the Irish were fake Catholics which is why God uses the sun to hurt them.