History Quotes / PowerPerversionPotential

-->--'''Mike Nelson''', at the end of ''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 MST3K]]''[='=]s screening of ''Film/PumaMan''

->''"It's a custom tailored energy/super-power drainer. Transfers meta-human force and funnels it into the owner -- converting it to a number of pre-set super-powers.... We had to stop production. You'd be surprised how many disgusting uses there are for '[[RubberMan Plastic Man]]'."''

--> --'''[[Manga/OnePiece One Piece]]''', SBS Volume 8 and 12.

--> --'''I_Am_A_Spoon''', when asked in a [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.249096-You-just-found-out-your-Spouse-Girlfriend-is-a-Supernatural-Creature-What-do-you-do forum poll]] how he would react to discovering that his girlfriend is a [[MagicalGirlfriend supernatural creature]]

->'''Clark:''' In the last few months, I've been hearing things, you know? Things I couldn't before, like - like over there. Jenny's telling Pete Ross her folks are going out tonight.

->'''Pete''': ''Did you ever use your X-ray vision to look in the girl's locker room?''\\
'''Clark''': ''I never use my powers for personal gain.''\\
'''Pete''': ''Clark...''\\
'''Clark''': ''Okay. Maybe once.''

->'''Thursday Next''': I assure you I'm not going to the [[RealLife Real World]] for the sex.
->'''Professor Plum''': When tourism was permitted, many visitors used it for little else.

->'''Reggie''': I guess if you only got stuck with one power, invisibility isn't so bad.
->'''Delsin''': No kidding, right? I've been planning what I would do if I could turn invisible since I hit puberty.
->'''Reggie''': ...Aaand this conversation is now over.
-->--[[VideoGame/InfamousSecondSon Infamous: Second Son]]

-->--'''Mike Nelson''', at the end of ''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 MST3K]]'''s screening of ''Film/PumaMan''

->This Scout [[BioAugmentation plasmid]] is great! Be somewhere you ain't - tough to get yer head around, huh? But [[AstralProjection the ol' skin and bones takes a load off while the mind goes for a stroll]]. I can see whatever I want, wherever I want. Gonna splice up with Scout, then head down to the ladies' dressing rooms at the Adonis Resort... heh heh heh!!!

->'''Julian''': "You know, when they developed that [[ElectronicTelepathy telepathy]] system I don't think they had this application in mind."
->'''Tessa''' (with mouth full): ''I doubt that. For every invention or technological advancement ever made, someone's first thought was [[TheRuleOfFirstAdopters "how can I use this for porn?"]]''

->'''Lana:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar That little tart!]] You heard that?

->'''Another Fan''': Yo! This is the first time we've talked, Ei-chan. (Ehehe!) I'm so SHY! So anyway, I have a question. "Buggy the Clown" can split himself in pieces, right? So of course, he can also do that DOWN THERE, if you know what I mean... I can't say any more. I won't let you say any more. Don't draw anything until you answer this question!!
->'''[[Manga/OnePiece Eiichiro Oda]]''': [[WordOfGod His penis can fly too.]]

->"This creates a little hidey hole invisible from the outside world perfect for storing weapons, valuable [[MagicalAccessory Bequests]] or [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers bringing boyfriends you don't want your mother to know about.]]"

->They had been fumbling lovers for an hour. But now? Now she knew what it was to be "[[BiggerIsBetterInBed fulfilled]]." Indeed, she knew that if [[OurVampiresAreDifferent Yulian]] willed it [[OutWithABang he could fill her to bursting]] – [[NotHyperbole literally]]! A chuckle rose in his throat, formed on his lips like a bubble of bile. Oh, yes, for [[BlobMonster the Other]] wasn't the only one who could [[VoluntaryShapeshifting put out pseudopod extensions of himself]]!

--> --'''[[Manga/OnePiece]]''', SBS Volume 8 and 12.

->''"With invisibility, you could spy on people while they're...[[UnusualEuphamism inking their Splat Zone]]."''

-> (Polnareff and Kakyoin are in the Dreamworld.)\\
'''Polnareff''': Man, what is this?\\
'''Kakyoin''': This...is the dreamworld!\\
'''Polnareff''': Dreamworld? Oh, just a dream. Whelp, guess I'll just relax.\\
(Polnareff lays back.)\\
'''Kakyoin''': This isn't the time for such things!\\
'''Polnareff''': Come on, soft serve!\\
(An ice cream cone appears in Polnareff's hand.)\\
'''Polnareff''': Whaohs!\\
'''Kakyoin''': W..wow! So then... I wish.\\
([[VideoGame/BlazBlue Relius Clover]] and [[VideoGame/GuiltyGear Zato-1]] appear. They give Kakyoin their autographs.)\\
'''Kakyoin''': Whoa, they're here!\\
'''Narrator''': They were both enjoying Dreamworld, except...\\
'''Kakyoin''': Next to that Anime heroine I like... I wish, I wish!\\
(Death 13 appears, ruining Kakyoin's wish.)
-->--''WebVideo/VaguelyRecallingJoJo''

->And incidentally, if you'll allow me to be crude, Dawson's [[TheEmpath symphatic diagnoser]] came in handy in the bedroom. His [[NeuralImplanting implant]] received pleasurable sensations, too. So if his girlfriend slipped on that transmitting blue hairnet and he tuned in his little implant nubbin, he didn't just feel what he was feeling, but also felt what ''she'' was feeling. Son of a bitch was experiencing male and female orgasms ''[[TheImmodestOrgasm at the same time]].''

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->Every time someone comes up with a new invention, someone will immediately work out a way to get sex involved. As soon as the camera was invented, I can personally guarantee that the first film ever developed included at least two pictures of the inventor's girlfriend, naked. I can remember when polaroid cameras hit the shops. All right guys, what's the first thing you thought? "You don't have to send the film to the chemist. They can be as saucy as you want." [[ImAManICantHelpIt It's pathetic, but it's what we're like. It's a guy thing]]. I guarantee that if a guy invents invisibility at midday, [[InvisibleJerkass he'll be in the ladies' showers at the local leisure centre by one o'clock]].

-->--[[VideoGames/InfamousSecondSon Infamous: Second Son]]

->They had been fumbling lovers for an hour. But now? Now she knew what it was to be "[[BiggerIsBetterInBed fulfilled]]." Indeed, she knew that if [[VillainousIncest Yulian]] willed it [[OutWithABang he could fill her to bursting]] – [[NotHyperbole literally]]! A chuckle rose in his throat, formed on his lips like a bubble of bile. Oh, yes, for [[BlobMonster the Other]] wasn't the only one who could [[VoluntaryShapeshifting put out pseudopod extensions of himself]]!

-->--'''Mike Nelson''', at the end of ''{{MST3K}}'''s screening of ''Film/PumaMan''

--''Mike, {{Podcast/Rifftrax}}, Film/HarryPotterAndThePrisonerOfAzkaban''