History Quotes / PewDiePie

-> Bobs or vegana, whichever will it be? Sit the fuck down, T-Series, I'm here to spill the real tea. Uh. You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one, but you India you lose, so best think you haven't won. When I'm through with you we're gonna be completely fuckin' done 'cause we only just began; I review you (claps) zero. Bye bitch, gone! So come on T-Series, looking hungry for some drama? Here, let me serve you Bitch Lasagna. Bitch Lasagna, bitch lasagna! T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna!

--> I'm a Blue Eyes White Dragon while you're just Dark Magician. Oof. You got a fifth of the population in your nation, but I've got Nine-Year-Olds of Worlds, so hold your defecation. Oops. "Motu Patlu", what the fuck is that even supposed to mean? Your language sounds like it come from a mumble rap community. No Papa, No Papa, Yes Papa, Johnny: now down all of the sugar and let's throw this fucking party with some Bitch Lasagna!
---> You got a population of 1.932 billion, but most your videos can't seem to hit even a million. SUB BOT!!
----> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dh-RL__uN4]

--> [[http://iconmagazine.se/artiklar/stories-in-english/powerful-swede-world-3/ The Most Powerful Swede in the world]]

-->'''[[Creator/TheCynicalBrit TotalBiscuit]], TheGameStation Podcast #32'''

-->From [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hOTCgkGVQs this video]]

->'''Cry''':I hope your YouTube Channel gets hacked.

->Please remind me again why this shrieky idiot is popular on YouTube?

-> When it comes to YouTube personalities, especially the biggest personality on the entirety of the internet, something very important needs to be remembered: The person you see in the mass public, is not the same person I see when the camera is not rolling.
-> You are always allowed your own opinion on someone based on their public image... But the person that the public does not see is, generally, an entirely different person... I have HUGE faults, and make terrible decisions, hurt people, am cruel and wicked in my mindsets, but the public sees me as this amazing pinnacle of ‘THAT is how a [YouTuber] should be!’.

---> '''PewDiePie''' from [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCcIPadfBBg Alice: Madness Returns Part 13]]

-->A boy from [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzrnGquUfCU Teens React]]'s response to PewDiePie.

-->[[https://twitter.com/Totalbiscuit/status/771966830638428160 Hilariously enough, two years later...]]

->'''TB''':I can thank [=PewDiePie=] for one thing - he's becoming the heat-sink of the internet. Like, he is attracting all of the crap, he's like a magnet, for idiots-
->'''Jesse''': -and money. And money. And attractive women. He's a magnet for all-
->'''TB''': ...if he attracts *all* the idiots, all the idiots to him, and away from everyone else, then I'm alright with that. That's fine.
->'''Jesse''': He's a magnet for attractive women and money and idiots.
->'''TB''':I can deal with him being rich as long as he has to suffer knowing that his dignity will *never* be seen again.
->'''Jesse''': I don't know, you can buy- you can buy a lot of dignity with that kind of money.

->'''TB''':I can thank [=PewDiePie=] for one thing - he's becoming the heat-sink of the internet. Like, he is attracting all of the crap, he's like a magnet for idiots-

->'''TB''': ...if he attracts all the idiots, all the idiots to him, and away from everyone else, then I'm alright with that.

->'''TB''':I can deal with him being rich as long as he has to suffer knowing that [[NeverLiveItDown his dignity will *never* be seen again.]]

->I can thank [=PewDiePie=] for one thing - he's becoming the heat-sink of the internet. He is attracting all of the crap, he's like a magnet for idiots. [...] If he attracts all the idiots to him, then I'm alright with that. I can deal with him being rich as long as he has to suffer knowing that [[NeverLiveItDown his dignity will never be seen again.]]

-> Alright, the gate is open, it's clear to go. Everyone is happy.
-> Except you. Maybe. Are you happy?
-> No but seriously.
-> You can be honest with me.
-> Hey, I know life is difficult. I've been there, okay?
-> I know man. Or woman. Or whatever. I know.
--> It ain't easy. It ain't easy living life. People think- everyone does it, so you'd think that it'd be easy to do it, but it ain't so easy for everyone. Everyone has their ups and downs, remember that. Remember that. I'm serious.
--> ''(Resumes to regular playthrough)''
---> '''PewDiePie''' from [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCcIPadfBBg Alice: Madness Returns Part 13]]

-> When it comes to YouTube personalities, especially the biggest personality on the entirety of the internet, something very important needs to be remembered: The person you see in the mass public, is not the same person I see when the camera is not rolling.
-> You are always allowed your own opinion on someone based on their public image... But the person that the public does not see is, generally, an entirely different person... I have HUGE faults, and make terrible decisions, hurt people, am cruel and wicked in my mindsets, but the public sees me as this amazing pinnacle of ‘THAT is how a [YouTuber] should be!’.
-> When in reality, no, I do not believe I am. Because the person you see is not how I see myself. The same going for Felix here, he is not Pewdiepie when we hang out, he is Felix.
--> Cry/ ChaoticMonki

-->'''Pewdie''' (responding to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFbVKL-Meo0&feature=g-all-u Retsupurae's video of him]])

->'''Pewdie''':If you ain't flap before, you ain't flap before.
-->From [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQz6xhlOt18 this video]]

->'''Pewdie''':Do you see this Brad?
->'''BradWOTO''':No.
->'''Pewdie''': I'm travelling at the light of speed.

->So awesome! Just has, like, the craziest reactions.
-->A boy from [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzrnGquUfCU Teens React]]'s response to PewDiePie.

->'''Pewdie''':Do not walk in on a girl taking a shit. Scary things will happen.
-->From [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hOTCgkGVQs this video]]

->'''Pewdie''':''(shoots to the right)'' Fuck, I missed.
->'''Pewdie''':''(shoots to the left)'' Fuck, I missed.
->'''Pewdie''':''(sheep charges at him)'' Ah, shit.
-->[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bos1xkJfAs I'M LEONARDO DA VINCI (Beseige #3) ]]

->Please remind me again why this shrieky idiot is popular on YouTube?
-->From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFbVKL-Meo0 Adults react to PewDiePie]]

->The only thing that matters is what my fans think.
--> ''Sommar iP1''

-> "You can never fail if you never try."
-->[[https://twitter.com/pewdiepie/status/569921650545836032 Inspirational tweet ]]

-> "Don't cry over spilled milk; cry over how sad your life is."

->Do not walk in on a girl taking a shit. Scary things will happen.

->Basically, how it started though, and it's my fault because I think two months ago, umm, there was a couple people who [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFbVKL-Meo0&feature=g-all-umade a video where they were just trying to make me look like the biggest douche in the universe]], which is not true. I'm probably the second biggest douche in the universe, so, jokes on them. ''(laughs)'' Anyway, uh, I thought it was a really childish video. I don't want it to seem like I can't take criticism, but I feel like the way I have acted can seem that way, but, anyway, I'll get to that later. Anyway, I thought the video was childish and that's why I responded back in a childish way. I realize that was a huge mistake for me.

-> I thought I was ready for the storm, but the amount of hate you can get after posting one video online is overwhelming. Murder threats, publicizing my address, false articles that I've been- abusing my girlfriend, all bad things you can say about a person, I've heard it a thousand times.

->''Is that something you’d like to keep doing?''
-> Yes, absolutely. I would love to do more charity work. Right now, I primarily have time to work. It never leaves my mind, I never shut it off. I don't even know if I can? But I think I will tire eventually, even if I have loved games for as long as I can remember.

->''What if something would happen, causing everything to disappear, what would you do?''
-> It would almost be a relief. In that case, it would all be over. I'd be done.

--> Yes, absolutely. I would love to do more charity work. Right now, I primarily have time to work. It never leaves my mind, I never shut it off. I don't even know if I can? But I think I will tire eventually, even if I have loved games for as long as I can remember.

--> It would almost be a relief. In that case, it would all be over. I'd be done.

->I can thank [=PewDiePie=] for one thing - he's becoming the heat-sink of the internet. He is attracting all of the crap, he's like [[FanDumb a magnet for idiots]]. [...] If he attracts all the idiots to him, then I'm alright with that. I can deal with him being rich as long as he has to suffer knowing that [[NeverLiveItDown his dignity will never be seen again.]]

->Basically, how it started though, and it's my fault because I think two months ago, umm, there was a couple people who [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFbVKL-Meo0&feature=g-all-umade a video where they were just trying to make me look like the biggest douche in the universe]], which is not true. I'm probably the second biggest douche in the universe, so, jokes on them. (Laughs) Anyway, uh, I thought it was a really childish video. I don't want it to seem like I can't take criticism, but I feel like the way I have acted can seem that way, but, anyway, I'll get to that later. Anyway, I thought the video was childish and that's why I responded back in a childish way. I realize that was a huge mistake for me.

--> ''Sommar Pratare with Felix Kjellberg''

-> "The only thing that matters is what my fans think."

->[[https://twitter.com/pewdiepie/status/569921650545836032 "You can never fail if you never try."]]
--> Inspirational tweet

->[[https://twitter.com/pewdiepie/status/569931265522200576 "Don't cry over spilled milk; cry over how sad your life is."]]
--> Inspirational tweet

–> Yes, absolutely. I would love to do more charity work. Right now, I primarily have time to work. It never leaves my mind, I never shut it off. I don’t even know if I can? But I think I will tire eventually, even if I have loved games for as long as I can remember.

–> It would almost be a relief. In that case, it would all be over. I’d be done.

-> You are always allowed your own opinion on someone based on their public image... But the person that the public does not see is, generally, an entirely different person... I have HUGE faults, and make terrible decisions, hurt people, am cruel and wicked in my mindsets, but the public sees me as this amazing pinnacle of ‘THAT is how a YouTube should be!’.

-->'''PewDiePie''''s response to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFbVKL-Meo0&feature=g-all-u Retsupurae's video]]

->''I can thank [=PewDiePie=] for one thing - he's becoming the heat-sink of the internet. He is attracting all of the crap, he's like [[FanDumb a magnet for idiots]]. [...] If he attracts all the idiots to him, then I'm alright with that. I can deal with him being rich as long as he has to suffer knowing that [[NeverLiveItDown his dignity will never be seen again.]]''

->''So awesome! Just has, like, the craziest reactions.''

->''If you ain't flap before, you ain't flap before.''
-->From [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQz6xhlOt18 this video]]

->''Do not walk in on a girl taking a shit. Scary things will happen.''

->''Basically, how it started though, and it's my fault because I think two months ago, umm, there was a couple people who [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFbVKL-Meo0&feature=g-all-umade a video where they were just trying to make me look like the biggest douche in the universe]], which is not true. I'm probably the second biggest douche in the universe, so, jokes on them. (Laughs) Anyway, uh, I thought it was a really childish video. I don't want it to seem like I can't take criticism, but I feel like the way I have acted can seem that way, but, anyway, I'll get to that later. Anyway, I thought the video was childish and that's why I responded back in a childish way. I realize that was a huge mistake for me.
-->PewDiePie's video, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPf0CTptt8o I'm Sorry]].

->''Please remind me again why this shrieky idiot is popular on YouTube?''

-> ''The hard drives in his gaming room can hold up to 4 terabyte, but they always fill up. He discards all his recordings as he goes and doesn’t make backups.''
-> ''What if something would happen, causing everything to disappear, what would you do?''
-> It would almost be a relief. In that case, it would all be over. I’d be done.
--> [[http://iconmagazine.se/artiklar/stories-in-english/powerful-swede-world-3/ From Icon Magazine's interview]] with "PewDiePie"

-> "I thought I was ready for the storm, but the amount of hate you can get after posting one video online is overwhelming.
-> Murder threats, publicizing my address, false articles that I've been- abusing my girlfriend, all bad things you can say about a person, I've heard it a thousand times."
--> From ''Sommar Pratare with Felix Kjellberg''

--> Inspirational tweet

->'''Cry''':- that Marzia finds, like, a model, like, a really hot guy and just--

-> "It would almost be a relief. In that case, it would all be over. I’d be done."

-> I thought I was ready for the storm, but the amount of hate you can get after posting one video online is overwhelming.
-> Murder threats, publicizing my address, false articles that I've been- abusing my girlfriend, all bad things you can say about a person, I've heard it a thousand times.

--> From ''SommarPratare with Felix Kjellberg''

-> ''The only thing that matters is what my fans think.''

--> Alright, the gate is open, it's clear to go. Everyone is happy.
--> Except you. Maybe. Are you happy?
--> No but seriously.
--> You can be honest with me.
--> Hey, I know life is difficult. I've been there, okay?
--> I know man. Or woman. Or whatever. I know.

-> Alright, the gate is open, it's clear to go. Everyone is happy.
-> Except you. Maybe. Are you happy?
-> No but seriously.
-> You can be honest with me.
-> Hey, I know life is difficult. I've been there, okay?
-> I know man. Or woman. Or whatever. I know.
-> It ain't easy. It ain't easy living life. People think- everyone does it, so you'd think that it'd be easy to do it, but it ain't so easy for everyone. Everyone has their ups and downs, remember that. Remember that. I'm serious.
-> ''(Resumes to regular playthrough)''
--> '''PewDiePie''' from [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCcIPadfBBg Alice: Madness Returns Part 13]]

->''There's been some rumours about me, uh, saying that "PewDiePie only cares about money, making money on YouTube and he doesn't give a shit about his fans" and, uhh, I feel like you bros know that this is obviously not true. Like, I feel that it's pretty clear if you actually watch my videos. Umm, so maybe it's pointless for me to even make this video. Basically, how it started though, and it's my fault because I think two months ago, umm, there was a couple people who [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFbVKL-Meo0&feature=g-all-umade a video where they were just trying to make me look like the biggest douche in the universe]], which is not true. I'm probably the second biggest douche in the universe, so, jokes on them. (Laughs) Anyway, uh, I thought it was a really childish video. I don't want it to seem like I can't take criticism, but I feel like the way I have acted can seem that way, but, anyway, I'll get to that later. Anyway, I thought the video was childish and that's why I responded back in a childish way. I realize that was a huge mistake for me.
->I probably shouldn't have answered to that kind of stuff in the first place because I keep asking you bros to ignore trolls. So, of course, I should do it as well. Umm, but, I think the biggest mistake was that I was childish when I did it."

--> [[http://iconmagazine.se/artiklar/stories-in-english/powerful-swede-world-3/ From Icon Magazine's interview]] with "PewDiePie"

-->'''PewDiePie,''' in response to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFbVKL-Meo0&feature=g-all-u a video criticizing him]]

-->A boy from [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzrnGquUfCU Teens React]] response to what he thought of PewDiePie.

->''There's been some rumours about me, uh, saying that "PewDiePie only cares about money, making money on YouTube and he doesn't give a shit about his fans" and, uhh, I feel like you bros know that this is obviously not true. Like, I feel that it's pretty clear if you actually watch my videos. Umm, so maybe it's pointless for me to even make this video. Basically, how it started though, and it's my fault because I think two months ago, umm, there was a couple people who made a video where they were just trying to make me look like the biggest douche in the universe, which is not true. I'm probably the second biggest douche in the universe, so, jokes on them. (Laughs) Anyway, uh, I thought it was a really childish video. I don't want it to seem like I can't take criticism, but I feel like the way I have acted can seem that way, but, anyway, I'll get to that later. Anyway, I thought the video was childish and that's why I responded back in a childish way. I realize that was a huge mistake for me. I probably shouldn't have answered to that kind of stuff in the first place because I keep asking you bros to ignore trolls. So, of course, I should do it as well. Umm, but, I think the biggest mistake was that I was childish when I did it."

-->From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFbVKL-Meo0 the video mentioned in the first quote]]