History Quotes / NinjaPirateZombieRobot

->'''McNinja''': Why can't people look past the fact that Judy's a gorilla and I'm a ninja? We're people too!\\
'''Mom''': I'm sorry I didn't mean-\\
'''McNinja''': Well, except Judy. She's a gorilla.

->''"This is the best movie I’ve ever seen. It has a vampire and an explosion!"''
-->-- '''Fry''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

->'''Peter''': Siam, 2015 AD. The city lies in ruins after the Ninth Nucular World War. It is a grim future with [[StuffBlowingUp lots of explosions]] and [[{{Fanservice}} partial nudity]], a future where an oppressive new king has seized power. Only one man can stop him. No, one ''machine''! I am an Automaton Nucular Neohuman Android. You may call me ANNA. I am a robot [[GratuitousNinja ninja]] from the planet England who is here to destroy you and free this land from your tyranny.\\
'''Brian''': I've been expecting you, ANNA. Allow me to introduce my Siamese children! ''(claps hands, signaling five swimsuit models)''\\
'''Peter''': [[IgnoreTheFanservice I will not be swayed by your attempts to confuse my programming with your all-female sex orgy]]. [[EverybodyWasKungFuFighting We must kung-fu fight!]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

->''"Normally a guy with cybernetic implants would be evenly matched against a [[NinjaMaid ninja secretly disguised as a housemaid]], but throw in a child with the ability to freeze time and, well, now things actually get confusing."''
-->-- [[Creator/AdultSwim adultswim.com]], on ''Anime/CodeGeass''

->"yarr, that be what I call synergy"
-->-- '''[[Creator/RoosterTeeth The Corpirate]]'''

->'''Iruka''': Don't worry Naruto! A wound like this could never kill a ninja, especially a robot ninja like me!\\
'''Naruto''': But sensei, you are not a robot! You are a human being!\\
'''Iruka''': Oh, I guess that part was just in my dream then...
-->-- ''WebVideo/NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow''

->"'''Tyrannosaurs in F-14s!!'''"\\
'''Calvin:''' ''This is ''so'' cool!''\\
'''Hobbes:''' ''This is ''so'' [[CoolButStupid stupid!]]''

->''"Richard Garriot's tabletop ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' game must have been just about the most glorious thing in human history. This game takes ''[[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons D&D]]'', ''Franchise/StarTrek'', ''Franchise/StarWars'', ''Series/DoctorWho'' among many other things, throws them in a blender and hits the puree switch, and ''my god is it beautiful''. This guy is a god of nerds."''
-->-- ''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment'' on ''VideoGame/UltimaI''

->'' They became ''vampires''. ''Vampire wizard ninja brothers from the moon.
-->-- '''WebComic/AxeCop''', Episode 9

->'''Squidward:''' I could be anything I set my mind to. I could be a football player, or a king, or a spaceman.\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Or a football-playing king in space...with a mustache.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "Can You Spare a Dime?"

->''"[[ARareSentence I'd never thought i'd ever say this]] but the climax of the film involves Holmes in a hot air ballon fighting Iron Man in a giant robot dragon while Watson rides on horseback to stop an android from blowing up Buckingham Palace. I can't even make a joke about that!"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob''' describing the climax of The Asylum's ''Sherlock Holmes''

->'''James:''' "It's really one of the greatest twists ever. The mummy is a werewolf."\\
'''Mike:''' "The mummy is a fucking werewolf!"
-->-- Cinemassacre reviews ''[[http://cinemassacre.com/2011/09/16/face-of-the-screaming-werewolf-commentary/ Face of the Screaming Werewolf]]''

-> ''I'm a tap-dancing ballerina fairy princess veterinarian!''
-->-- '''Carmelita Spats''', ''Literature/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents''

->'''Marik''': "What am I, part of a friggin' vampire terrorist cell?"\\
[{{Beat}}]\\
'''Marik''': "Oh my God, I hope I'm part of a friggin' vampire terrorist cell!"
-->--''WebVideo/MarikPlaysBloodlines''

-> ''You're a crazed penniless lobster doctor. No combination of you should be a comedian!''

->''"[[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} [Lord English]]] is many things. A time traveling crime lord pimp. An omnipotent, indestructible puppet-based demon. A monster born out of an ancient, short, smug, cueball-headed gunslinger, the blight of two universes by his birth alone. An Egyptian pharaoh Incredible Hulk in shredded pants and suspenders with a green Jigsaw puppet-like skull for head, a gold fang, and flashing pool balls for eyes. And with his gold cuestick pegleg and long coat, appears to also be somewhat reminiscent of a pirate, and may or may not bear some tenuous connection to Skipper Plumbthroat, nemesis of all Squiddles, who have been clearly shown to be friendly cartoon-standins for the dark gods."''
-->--'''Creator/AndrewHussie''', via Tumblr

->Apart from being able to cast some seriously cool magic shit, [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Princess Zelda]] is also the first and currently only princess to ever have been both a ninja and a pirate.
-->--''Website/{{Cracked}}''

-->--'''Yuki Nagato''', ''Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya'', "[[NonIndicativeFirstEpisode The Adventures of Mikuru Asahina Episode 00]]"

->''Super King has all the powers of a king!\\
Plus all the powers of ComicBook/{{Superman}}!\\
Also he's a robot! Ain't he cool?\\
[[BraggingThemeTune Super King, you rule!]]''
-->-- '''Bender's superhero theme tune''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

->''The [giant flesh-eating] hideous mutant demon squid has escaped again and it's created an army of cyborg zombie soldiers to do it's evil bidding!''
-->--''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim'', "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Zim Eats Waffles]]"

->'''Larcen:''' ''A cat burglar working for the mob, who uses Mantis Style Kung Fu....Honestly, he is probably the best character in the game, since he's basically a mutant blender mix of a 1920s gangster, [[Franchise/StreetFighter Vega]], and Batman.''
-->--''Website/HardcoreGaming101'' [[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/eternalchampions/eternalchampions1.htm on]] ''VideoGame/EternalChampions''

->''But really, bitching about secret baby plots aside, this item is more a warning about the tendency some [[RomanceNovel romance]] authors have for slapping together a bunch of hackneyed themes. Does your book feature a werewolf amnesiac cowboy? Does the [[VampiresAreSexGods vampire]] boardroom mistress long for a Navy SEAL sheikh?''
-->--'''Smart Bitches, Trashy Books''', "The Top Ten Signs You're Reading a Very Bad Romance Novel"

->"I would just like to point out that you just read about a ghost and a gorilla vampire trying to have sex when they suddenly are interrupted by a robot out to get a drug lord. You will ''never'' read that again in ''any'' other context, so cherish this moment before it's gone."
-->-- Review of the movie ''Film/RoboVampire'' at [[http://encyclopedia-obscura.com/moviesrobovampire.html Encyclopedia Obscura]]

->'''Narrator:''' However, no previous adventure could prepare Qwark for his encounter with the dread pirate Blackstar and his crew of... [[WhoWritesThisCrap oh, please tell me this is a typo.]]\\

-->--''Fanfic/{{Vigil}}''

->Ports update: Your ship (ship name) wisely avoided interfering in a battle between a monkey ninja ship and a pirate zombie ship.
-->--''VideoGame/RuneScape'', possible mission report from the "Player-Owned Ports" minigame

->''Heck, yeah! Zombie pirate ninja fanboy in space!''
-->--'''Guise''', ''TabletopGame/SentinelsOfTheMultiverse''

->''Ninja Catholic Suicide-Bombers. What a fun day!''
-->--'''Alucard''', ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''

->''He's a Nazi fucking werewolf?! ''(...)'' So he's ''also'' a ''ghost?!'' [[FlatWhat What the fuck.]]''
-->--'''Seras Victoria''', ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'', regarding [[OurWerewolvesAreDifferent the Captain]]

->''You cannot defeat our Titan-mounted submarine staffed by cannibal Vikings!''
-->--The cast of ''ComicBook/{{Nodwick}}'' to [[http://comic.nodwick.com/?comic=2004-08-04-2 ninja pirates on a TRex-mounted galleon.]]

->''Hey, we need [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Ichigo]] to power up, why not [[NewPowersAsThePlotDemands add another new trait to him]] to make him the true Soul Reaper-Hollow-Quincy-[[Manga/{{Naruto}} Ninja]]-[[Manga/OnePiece Pirate]]-[[Manga/DragonBall Saiyan]]-Franchise/{{Gundam}} hybrid [[BlatantLies he definitely always was from the start]]?''
-->--'''WebVideo/{{Gigguk}}''', [[https://youtu.be/lyR-Gk0RAiQ "How to Fix Shonen Anime's Biggest Problem]]

->''"Just your average plant monster dog."''
-->-- The Villain Vault description for Slobber Trap, ''[[VideoGame/{{Skylanders}} Skylanders: Trap Team]]''

->''[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yes. Ninja Were-Chickens.]]''
-->-- '''Caption''', ''ComicBook/MightyAvengers2013''

->''"A punk-rock pirate killer whale...? ''(groan)'' It's official -- society's on the road to ruin."''
-->-- '''[[Characters/AceAttorneyPhoenixWright Phoenix Wright]]''', ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyDualDestinies'', Case 5-DLC: "Turnabout Reclaimed"

->''“Just your average plant monster dog.”''

-->--'''Caption''', ''ComicBook/MightyAvengers2013''

-->--''LetsPlay/MarikPlaysBloodlines''

->Apart from being able to cast some seriously cool magic shit, [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda Princess Zelda]] is also the first and currently only princess to ever have been both a ninja and a pirate.

-->--'''Yuki Nagato''', ''LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya'', "[[NonIndicativeFirstEpisode The Adventures of Mikuru Asahina Episode 00]]"

->"Then you see the chainsaw ninja zombie and the last two things that go through your mind is (sic) the thought ''ohmygodthatissocool'' and a chainsaw."

->"Richard Garriot's tabletop ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' game must have been just about the most glorious thing in human history. This game takes ''[[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons D&D]]'', ''Franchise/StarTrek'', ''Franchise/StarWars'', ''Series/DoctorWho'' among many other things, throws them in a blender and hits the puree switch, and ''my god is it beautiful''. This guy is a god of nerds."

-> They became ''vampires''. ''Vampire wizard ninja brothers from the moon.''
-->-- '''''WebComic/AxeCop''''', Episode 9

->"[[ARareSentence I'd never thought i'd ever say this]] but the climax of the film involves Holmes in a hot air ballon fighting Iron Man in a giant robot dragon while Watson rides on horseback to stop an android from blowing up Buckingham Palace. I can't even make a joke about that!"
-->-- WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob describing the climax of The Asylum's ''Sherlock Holmes''

-> 'I'm a tap-dancing ballerina fairy princess veterinarian!'

-> 'You're a crazed penniless lobster doctor. No combination of you should be a comedian!'

->Apart from being able to cast some seriously cool magic shit, Princess Zelda is also the first and currently only princess to ever have been both a ninja and a pirate.
-->--'''Website/{{Cracked}}'''

-->--'''''Website/HardcoreGaming101''''' [[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/eternalchampions/eternalchampions1.htm on]] ''VideoGame/EternalChampions''

->''"I would just like to point out that you just read about a ghost and a gorilla vampire trying to have sex when they suddenly are interrupted by a robot out to get a drug lord. You will ''never'' read that again in ''any'' other context, so cherish this moment before it's gone."''

->Heck, yeah! Zombie pirate ninja fanboy in space!

->He's a Nazi fucking werewolf?! ''(...)'' So he's ''also'' a ''ghost?!'' [[FlatWhat What the fuck.]]

->You cannot defeat our Titan-mounted submarine staffed by cannibal Vikings!

Plus all the powers of {{Superman}}!\\

-->--'''''Website/HardcoreGaming101''''' [[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/eternalchampions/eternalchampions1.htm on]] ''VideoGame/EternalChampions

->'''Narrator''': However, no previous adventure could prepare Qwark for his encounter with the dread pirate Blackstar and his crew of... oh, please tell me this is a typo.\\
'''Qwark''': That's "Robotic Pirate Ghosts". Guess reading wasn't your strong suit, eh Professor?

-->--The cast of ''ComicBook/Nodwick'' to [[http://comic.nodwick.com/?comic=2004-08-04-2 ninja pirates on a TRex-mounted galleon.]]