History Quotes / MiseryPoker

-->-- '''[[http://www.nj.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2016/08/ben-hur_review_in_search_of_charlton_heston.html NJ.com]]''''s review of Film/BenHur: 2016

'''Edmond:''' Have you felt [[NeverGotToSayGoodbye your father die in your absence?]] Have you seen the woman you loved giving your hand to your rival while you were perishing at the bottom of a ''dungeon?''\\

->'''Fiona''': Army cot, a hot plate and chamber pot. And every morning I would boil it. No choice I had no toilet.\\
'''Shrek''': [[GradeSystemSnark A for effort]], thanks for playing. Sad to see a princess suffer, but I had it rougher. Like that time a mob with torches burnt my britches, see the scorches?
-->-- ''Franchise/{{Shrek}} the Musical''

-->-- '''Rokurou Enmadou''', ''Manga/TwinStarExorcists'' chapter 46

-->-- '''[[http://www.nj.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2016/08/ben-hur_review_in_search_of_charlton_heston.html NJ.com]]''''s review of Film/BenHur: 2016

-->-- ''Franchise/{{Shrek}} the Musical''

-->-- ''Franchise/{{Shrek}} the Musical''

->''"This time around, rather than being thrust into a desperate survival situation, Lara Croft has taken a great big crunchy bite out of [[{{VideoGame/Uncharted}} Nathan Drake's]] hairdo and plonked herself ''into'' one, ensuring that she has no one but herself to blame...I think the writers need to accept that they're banking on a finite resource. Yeah, maybe the first time the ickle girly-wirly got her shit ruined, it [[IllGirl triggered a protective instinct]], but by incident umpteen-squillion, I wouldn't lend her bus fare to the Hospital of Saint Gives-A-Shit."''
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/RiseOfTheTombRaider''

->''"With the exception of Volgin, Vamp has been maybe the least likeable villain this series has produced. He shows [[PsychoForHire a disgusting amount of enjoyment in his work]] and his [[PhallicWeapon stupid penis-knife]] just goes to show how ''one-dimensionally evil'' he is. He ''butchers'' Raiden '''twice''' in [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4GunsOfThePatriots MGS4]] and he's never done a single thing across the entire series to make the audience like him! Suddenly here, it seems, we're supposed to care about his death as Naomi laments his "suffering". Sometimes the villains in the ''Metal Gear'' games would offer insights into their motivations before passing away, fleshing them out a lot and making it questionable just how much they deserve to die. Even in death Vamp lacks any sort of redemption...we're supposed to care about this monster for some reason."''
-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JnaWNMTmwk Matthewmatosis]]'''

->With the exception of Volgin, Vamp has been maybe the least likeable villain this series has produced. He shows a disgusting amount of [[PsychoForHire enjoyment in his work]] and his [[PhallicWeapon stupid penis-knife]] just goes to show how one-dimensionally evil he is. He ''butchers'' Raiden ''twice'' in [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4GunsOfThePatriots MGS4]] and he's never done a SINGLE thing across the entire series to make the audience like him. Suddenly here, it seems, we're supposed to care about his death as Naomi laments his "suffering". Sometimes the villains in the ''Metal Gear'' games would offer insights into their motivations before passing away, fleshing them out a lot and making it questionable just how much they deserve to die. Even in death Vamp lacks any sort of redemption...we're supposed to care about this monster for some reason.

-->'''Fiona''': Army cot, a hot plate and chamber pot. And every morning I would boil it. No choice I had no toilet.
-->'''Shrek''': [[GradeSystemSnark A for effort]], thanks for playing. Sad to see a princess suffer, but I had it rougher. Like that time a mob with torches burnt my britches, see the scorches?
-->-- ''Franchise/{{Shrek}} the Musical''

-->'''Shrek''': [[GradesSystemSnark A for effort]], thanks for playing. Sad to see a princess suffer, but I had it rougher. Like that time a mob with torches burnt my britches, see the scorches?

-->'''Shrek''': A for effort, thanks for playing. Sad to see a princess suffer, but I had it rougher. Like that time a mob with torches burnt my britches, see the scorches?

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