History Quotes / MayorPain

-->--''Webcomic/TheNib'''s Mattie Lubchansky [[https://mobile.twitter.com/Lubchansky/status/1407670002094952449 on Twitter]]

-->--''Webcomics/TheNib's Mattie Lubchansky [[https://mobile.twitter.com/Lubchansky/status/1407670002094952449 on Twitter]]

--''[[Webcomics/TheNib]]'s Mattie Lubchansky [[https://mobile.twitter.com/Lubchansky/status/1407670002094952449 on Twitter]]

->"You see, that's what separates me from other politicians, Mr. Trick. I ''keep'' my [[DealWithTheDevil campaign promises.]]"

->''A large, badly painted portrait of Mayor Donlevy hung over the desk. He looked shifty, and the painter hadn't known enough to disguise the bulge in his jacket which made his chain of office lie uneven. That was either a handgun or a wad of kickback dollars. The Mayor had a reputation in the City as the best politician money could buy. The floor around the wastepaper basket was littered with [[WhileRomeBurns paper aeroplanes made out of urgent responses from various City officials.]] If the plane made it into the basket, the Mayor would authorize expenditure for whatever scheme was proposed. That's why they had torn down the children's hospital to make room for the miniature golf course.''

->"His back broke?? And you act like it's nothing??? You're so terrible! How are you our mayor???!"

->'''[[MayorPain Mayor Russo]]''': End of the day, we're both in the people business, Frank. Sometimes, you [[TheScapegoat take one for the team.]]\\

->His back broke?? And you act like it's nothing??? You're so terrible! How are you our mayor???!

->''"You see, that's what separates me from other politicians, Mr. Trick. I ''keep'' my [[DealWithTheDevil campaign promises.]]"''

->A large, badly painted portrait of Mayor Donlevy hung over the desk. He looked shifty, and the painter hadn't known enough to disguise the bulge in his jacket which made his chain of office lie uneven. That was either a handgun or a wad of kickback dollars. [[CorruptPolitician The Mayor had a reputation in the City as the best politician money could buy]]. The floor around the wastepaper basket was littered with paper aeroplanes made out of urgent responses from various City officials. If the plane made it into the basket, the Mayor would authorize expenditure for whatever scheme was proposed. That's why they had torn down the children's hospital to make room for the miniature golf course.

-->--''[[Creator/KimNewman The Night Mayor]]''

->A large, badly painted portrait of Mayor Donlevy hung over the desk. He looked shifty, and the painter hadn't known enough to disguise the bulge in his jacket which made his chain of office lie uneven. That was either a handgun or a wad of kickback dollars. [[CorruptPolitician The Mayor had a reputation in the City as the best politician money could buy]]. The floor around the wastepaper basket was littered with paper aeroplanes made out of urgent responses from various City officials. If the plane made it into the basket, the Mayr would authorize expenditure for whatever scheme was proposed. That's why they had torn down the children's hospital to make room for the miniature golf course.

-->--'''Mayor Richard Wilkins III''', ''BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

->'''Mayor Richard Wilkins III:''' You see, that's what separates me from other politicians, Mr. Trick. [[DealWithTheDevil I *keep* my campaign promises.]]
-->--''BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

->'''Mayor Richard Wilkins III:''' You see, that's what separates me from other politicians, Mr. Trick. [[DealWithTheDevil I *keep* my campaign promises.]]]