History Quotes / MachoMasochism

->''[[ItMakesSenseInContext Bill has injured blown out his rectum lifting too much weight and is in too much pain to move]]''\\

''[[ItMakesSenseInContext Bill has injured blown out his rectum lifting too much weight and is in too much pain to move]]''
->'''Dirk''': "This is great; You've reached the threshold! It's the moment when your entire body is screaming at you to stop, and you think there's a realistic chance you might die!"

[[ItMakesSenseInContext]] Bill has injured blown out his rectum lifting too much weight and is in too much pain to move.

-->-- ''Series/KingoftheHill'', "Bill, Bulk and the Body Buddies"

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->''Jay sniffed, and because she was the sort that just couldn't leave a sore spot alone, "Even though -I- only took a WEEK off after seeing Creator/VinDiesel boff [[Music/{{Rammstein}} Till]]."\\

At the PPC, you can see the universal "Who's the Macho-est?" contest in its more bizarre manifestations.''
-->-- '''WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum''', ''Broken Doll''

-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/10/07/file-under-of-course-he-did-shia-labeouf-cut-up-his-face-during-the-fiming-of-fury-on-purpose/ DListed]]''''', "File Under 'Of Course He Did': Shia [=LaBeouf=] Cut Up His Face During The Filming Of ''Fury'' On Purpose"''

->''Jay sniffed, and because she was the sort that just couldn't leave a sore spot alone, "Even though -I- only took a WEEK off after seeing VinDiesel boff [[Music/{{Rammstein}} Till]]."\\

-->-- '''ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum''', ''Broken Doll''

->''"''[Logan]'' Logan claims that [[Creator/ShiaLaBeouf Shi Shi]] was sitting in makeup one day getting fake cuts and wounds painted on his face, and Logan made the mistake of commenting that they looked real. That’s when Shi got that crazy [='=]''Oh YES I’ll [[TheToothHurts pull out my own tooth!]]''[='=] look in his eyes and hissed at Logan and the makeup artist that, no, it didn’t look real. Logan claims he then got up out of the makeup chair, pulled out a knife, and said the six words [[FormerChildStar you never want to hear Shia LaBeouf say]]: ''[='=]Hey man, wanna see something fun?''[='=]\\\

->'''Dax:''' So how much are you enjoying your honeymoon? Are you suffering enough?\\
'''Worf:''' ''Almost.''

->''"You have Lombardi to thank for the current football culture, where players are treated like five-year-olds and being [[DrillSergeantNasty a stoic, humorless prick]] of a coach is somehow a revered attribute. BY GAR HE MADE MEN OF THOSE BOYS."''
-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-green-bay-packers-1627477893 Drew Magary]]'''

->''"''[Logan]'' Logan claims that [[Creator/ShiaLaBeouf Shi Shi]] was sitting in makeup one day getting fake cuts and wounds painted on his face, and Logan made the mistake of commenting that they looked real. That’s when Shi got that crazy [='=]''Oh YES I’ll [[TheToothHurts pull out my own tooth!]]''[='=] look in his eyes and hissed at Logan and the makeup artist that, no, it didn’t look real. Logan claims he then got up out of the makeup chair, pulled out a knife, and said the six words [[FormerChildStar you never want to hear Shia LaBeouf say]]: ''[='=]Hey man, wanna see something fun?''[='=]\\\
That’s when Shia proceed to carve up his face like a Thanksgiving turkey. And Logan says Shia continued to keep it real and open up his scabs during the remainder of filming...I know that Shia did that shit because he’s a serious ~actor~ and goes method even when the script is like [='=]''It’s cool, you don’t have to go method for this shit, you’re just a dude in a tank.''[='=] But I’d rather believe that it was actually his brain [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere trying to make a break for it]] by escaping through a peep hole in his face. I mean, that’s what I’d do if I were Shia’s brain and had to ride that crazy train 24-7. I’d be like [='=]''Psst…Shi Shi…know what would be super artsy and actor-y? If you grabbed a knife and made an escape hatch…errr, I mean…''[='=]\\
--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/10/07/file-under-of-course-he-did-shia-labeouf-cut-up-his-face-during-the-fiming-of-fury-on-purpose/ DListed]]''''', "File Under 'Of Course He Did': Shia [=LaBeouf=] Cut Up His Face During The Filming Of ''Fury'' On Purpose"''

At the PPC, you can see the universal "Who's the Macho-est?" contest in its more bizarre manifestations.''\\

-->--Jay sniffed, and because she was the sort that just couldn't leave a sore spot alone, "Even though -I- only took a WEEK off after seeing VinDiesel boff [[Music/{{Rammstein}} Till]]."\\

At the PPC, you can see the universal "Who's the Macho-est?" contest in its more bizarre manifestations.\\
-- '''ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum''', ''Broken Doll''

->'''Dax:''' So how much are you enjoying your honeymoon? Are you suffering enough?
->'''Worf:''' ''Almost.''
--> ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "Change of Heart"

-->Dax:''So how much are you enjoying your honeymoon? Are you suffering enough?
-->Worf:''Almost''
-->Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine, ''Change of Heart''

-->DeepSpaceNine, ''Change of Heart''

-->--Jay sniffed, and because she was the sort that just couldn't leave a sore spot alone, "Even though -I- only took a WEEK off after seeing VinDiesel boff [[{{Rammstein}} Till]]."\\