History Quotes / LoveMakesYouCrazy

->'''[[Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet Juliet]]''': ''I love him.''\\
'''Sassy Gay Friend''': ''You love him? You met him Sunday! It's barely Thursday morning. Slow down crazy, slow down.''\\
'''Juliet''': ''Love makes you crazy.''\\
'''Sassy Gay Friend''': ''Yeah, I would say so. 'Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?' Translation: 'Desperate, desperate, I am really desperate. Are there any stalkers on my grounds?'''\\
'''Juliet''': ''I'm a grown woman.''\\
'''Sassy Gay Friend''': ''I think you're fourteen, and you're an idiot. You took a roofie from a priest. Look at your life, look at your choices. Have you even slept with this guy?''

-->-- '''Hercules [[spoiler: and later Megara]]''', ''Disney/{{Hercules}}''

-> '''[[Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet Juliet]]''': ''I love him.''
-> '''Sassy Gay Friend''': ''You love him? You met him Sunday! It's barely Thursday morning. Slow down crazy, slow down.''
-> '''Juliet''': ''Love makes you crazy.''
-> '''Sassy Gay Friend''': ''Yeah, I would say so. 'Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?' Translation: 'Desperate, desperate, I am really desperate. Are there any stalkers on my grounds?'''
-> '''Juliet''': ''I'm a grown woman.''
-> '''Sassy Gay Friend''': ''I think you're fourteen, and you're an idiot. You took a roofie from a priest. Look at your life, look at your choices. Have you even slept with this guy?''

->''He dropped you off, I followed him home''
->''Then I stood outside his bedroom window''
->''Standing over him, he begged me not to do''
->''But I knew, [[MurderTheHypotenuse had to do]]''
->'''Cause I'm so in love with you''

->''I am nothing,''
->''You are wind and devil and God,''
->''Charlie,''
->''Take my blood and my body''
->''For your love.''
->''Let me feel fire,''
->''Let me drink poison,''
->''Tell me to tear my heart in two,''
->''If that's what you want me to do...''

->'''Worf:''' ''I am a fool''
->'''Jadzia:''' ''You're in love. Which I suppose is the same thing.''

->''Omnis amans amens.''
->''(Every lover is crazy.)''

->'''Tuvok:''' I lost all sense of who I was. The emotional attraction I felt became a kind of insanity.
->'''Paris:''' Tuvok, everyone feels a little insane when they fall in love, but it's worth the risk.
->'''Tuvok:''' For you, perhaps. But I am Vulcan. My natural emotions are erratic, volatile. If I don't control them, they will control me.

->''I'm just a girl in love! (Love love love lovey dove!)''
->''I can't be held responsible for my actions! (She's an {{Ingenue}}!)''
->''I have no underlying issues to address''
->''I'm certifiably cute and adorably obsessed!''
->''They say love makes you crazy, therefore you can't call her crazy''
->''Cause when you call her crazy you're just calling her in love!''
->-- ''Series/CrazyExGirlfriend'' season 2 theme song, "I'm Just a Girl in Love"

->''[[VideoGame/ShadowOfTheColossus You]] are a hot, young stud who has brought his [[OnlyMostlyDead questionably alive]] lady friend to a forbidden land in order to [[DealWithTheDevil request that an imprisoned demon bring her back to life]]--[[SarcasmMode because these arrangements always work out beautifully for all concerned.]] The demon's terms are that you search the forbidden land for sixteen giant monsters and kill each and every one with a sword that, by rights, they would barely register as a splinter. And if you should happen to notice a [[TheCorruption mysterious black poison being released with each victory that slowly corrupts your body]], then don't worry, that just means it's working! Or you could always just let it go, dig her a nice grave, and look into online dating, but no, giant monster black poison it is. This is what they call "TrueLove," apparently; something I've always felt is virtually indistinguishable from brain damage.
-->'''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'''

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-->''I'm just a girl in love! (Love love love lovey dove!)''
-->''I can't be held responsible for my actions! (She's an {{Ingenue}}!)''
-->''I have no underlying issues to address''
-->''I'm certifiably cute and adorably obsessed!''
-->''They say love makes you crazy, therefore you can't call her crazy''
-->''Cause when you call her crazy you're just calling her in love!''
-->-- ''Series/CrazyExGirlfriend'' season 2 theme song, "I'm Just a Girl in Love"

-->-- '''Showbread''', "I Think I'm Going to See You"

-->--'''Wanda''', ''WesternAnimation/BoJackHorseman''

-->--'''Marilyn French'''

-->--'''Dr. Zoidberg''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

-->-- [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Willow Rosenberg]]

-->-- '''Hitch''', from ...''{{Hitch}}''

-> "I get a crazy impulse when you smile at me. Like I want to step in front of a bus. In a good way."

-> "I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched."
-->-- ''Edgar Allen Poe''

-> "There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness."
-->--'''Creator/FriedrichNietzsche'''

->''Love is insane, babe, the best kind of insanity. It makes you too happy to notice that you've lost your mind, and since your mind is lost either way wouldn't you rather be happy?''

-->--''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', ''Looking for Par'mach in all the Wrong Places.''

->''There was something about Starfire that made him nuts. Not the kind of nuts that put a knot in your stomach or made you wanna climb a mountaintop to shout out your feelings, no... The nuts that made you hear voices in your head. Voices like mine.''
-->--'''The voice in Robin's head''', ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGo''

-->--Roman proverb

-->--'''Nathan''', ''Theatre/ThrillMe''

->-- [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Willow Rosenberg]]

->You loved her even more than I did, Shin. No one can love, or hate, with more passion than a madman.

-->-- ''ASofterWorld''

-> "Greek attitudes on love and beauty were somewhat contradictory but we consider infatuation was to the Greeks considered a form of madness, like mental illness, and while some social classes and city states had more favorable views on love, beauty and femininity, there were big influences from philosophers as well."

-->-- '''CharlieBrooker'''

-->--Creator/FriedrichNietzsche

--> -- '''Good Charlotte,''' "Bloody Valentine"

--> -- '''Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme''', ''Theatre/{{Assassins}}''

--> -- '''Velma''', ''Webcomic/IWasKidnappedByLesbianPiratesFromOuterSpace''

-->Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine, ''Looking for Par'mach in all the Wrong Places.''

--> '''Satyrical''', ''Literature/{{Worm}}''

->Walk on through a red parade and refuse to make amends\\

If our love's insanity, why are you my clarity?

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of the Eiffel Tower out of Belgian waffles''\\

-->--Music/WeirdAlYankovic, ''You Make Me''

-> '''Juliet''': ''I love him.''

-->-- '''SassyGayFriend''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwnFE_NpMsE Romeo and Juliet]]

-->--'''Nathan''', ''ThrillMe''

Was simply that I went along with him

--> Creator/FriedrichNietzsche

-->Worf: ''I am a fool''
-->Jadzia: ''You're in love. Which I suppose is the same thing.''

---> '''The voice in Robin's head''', ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGo''

---> Roman proverb