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'''Spongebob:''' Pretty smart, huh?\\

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'''Spongebob:''' '''[=SpongeBob=] :''' Pretty smart, huh?\\



-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants''

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->'''Marco:''' So let me get this straight. We have to rescue a paralyzed [[DeceptivelyHumanRobots Chee]] from a stolen goods warehouse before the [[PuppeteerParasite Controllers]] get her. Then we have to dive down to the bottom of the ocean, find the [[BenevolentPrecursors Pemalite]] ship, somehow get inside it and turn off the signal before ten o'clock tonight so the Yeerks don't get the Chee in the safe at the nuclear waste facility. Is that pretty much it? Or do we have to discover the Fountain of Youth and come up with a low-fat cookie that tastes as good as Mrs. Fields's, too?
->'''Rachel:''' [''grinning''] Ticktock. Ticktock.
->'''Marco:''' [[YoureInsane You are mentally ill]].
-->--''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #27: The Exposed''
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-->-- '''Marty McFly''', [[{{Catchphrase}} constantly]], ''Franchise/BackToTheFuture''

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-->-- '''Marty McFly''', [=McFly=]''', [[{{Catchphrase}} constantly]], ''Franchise/BackToTheFuture''
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->''"Wait a minute..."''
-->-- '''Marty McFly''', [[{{Catchphrase}} constantly]], ''Franchise/BackToTheFuture''
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'''Steve:''' ''[sarcastic thumbs-up]''\\
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'''Ana:''' ''[nods]''

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'''Ana:''' ''[nods]''''[nods]''\\

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'''Ana:''' ''[nods]''



'''CJ:''' OK.... I'm in.

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'''CJ:''' OK.... OK. ...I'm in.
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->'''Squidward:''' So let me get this straight, you two ordered a giant screen television ''just'' so you could [[KidsPreferBoxes play in the box]]?\\
'''Spongebob:''' Pretty smart, huh?\\
'''Patrick:''' I thought it wouldn't work.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants''

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->'''Pete:''' Let's just recap here. We've given away our only means of transportation to someone to throw a race in which--at our insistence--he is no longer competing. We've bet all our money on a nine-year-old driver who has never raced before, in a vehicle he built in his backyard--\\
'''Sally:''' Whatsa never been driven before!\\
'''Pete:''' We've sold all of our decent weapons to raise the money for the aforesaid bet. And if by some bizarre unforseen chance we '''don't''' win, you've agreed to hand the Queen of a planet we're meant to be helping over to a sadistic slave-owner--\\
'''Sally:''' And Shmi will come after us, muy angry!\\
'''Pete:''' ''And''...a group of mercenaries, armed by you, Jim, will expect you to help them capture...you.\\
'''Jim:''' That's about right.\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Pete:''' This campaign is '''awesome'''.
-->-- ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids''
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->'''Digger:''' So, let me see if I've got all this. There's an arrow hole in my shoulder--\\
'''Hag:''' No, there ''was'' and arrow hole in your shoulder. I had to make a much bigger hole to get the head out after those idiot Veiled [[WorstAid snapped the shaft off and got it lodged under your collarbone.]]\\
'''Digger:''' Ah. Okay, so there's a ''gaping'' hole in my shoulder, I ''still'' don't know where home is, the person who might be able to tell me may be dead, the local theocratic police believe that I'm consorting with demons and wanted me drugged unconscious, and I now owe a god yet ''another'' favor for having straightened that out.\\
'''Hag:''' And you might be addicted to poppy milk. I had to use a ''lot'' to keep you down.
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Digger}}''
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->''"Let me get this straight... you're telling this court that the Federation, which flies around the galaxy with ''magnetic bottles of antimatter'' strapped to its backside, would rate these shuttles as too hazardous to fly?"''

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->''"Let me get this straight... you're telling this court that the Federation, which flies around the galaxy with ''magnetic bottles of antimatter'' strapped to its backside, [[NoOSHACompliance would rate these shuttles as too hazardous to fly?"''fly?]]"''



''*One explanation later*''

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''*One explanation later*''later*''\\
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->''"Let me get this straight... you're telling this court that the Federation, which flies around the galaxy with ''magnetic bottles of antimatter'' trapped to its backside, would rate these shuttles as too hazardous to fly?"''

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->''"Let me get this straight... you're telling this court that the Federation, which flies around the galaxy with ''magnetic bottles of antimatter'' trapped strapped to its backside, would rate these shuttles as too hazardous to fly?"''



''*One explanation later*''\\

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''*One explanation later*''\\later*''
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''*One explanation later*''

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''*One explanation later*''later*''\\
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->'''Stopped Speeder:''' My life is over!\\
'''Policeman:''' Well, you were only going fifteen miles an hour over the limit. I wouldn't consider that fatal at this time. May I see your driver's license please?\\
''*One explanation later*''
'''Policeman:''' So let me get this straight: you're speeding on a revoked license, the car is stolen, the tags are stolen, and you have no registration or proof of insurance. I'm going to have to agree with you. Your life ''is'' over.
-->--''Series/WorldsDumbest Criminals''
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->''"If I may summarize my mission, I and my people are going to use [[{{Hellgate}} an inter-dimensional rift]] created by a [[MadOracle masochistic paranoid schizophrenic transsexual]] acting on information received from a turncoat [[HornyDevils succubus]] to [[ToHellAndBack invade Hell, start an insurgency with the aim of destabilizing the whole set-up there, subverting the rule of Satan and eventually organizing an internal coup to overthrow him]].

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->''"If I may summarize my mission, I and my people are going to use [[{{Hellgate}} an inter-dimensional rift]] created by a [[MadOracle masochistic paranoid schizophrenic transsexual]] acting on information received from a turncoat [[HornyDevils succubus]] to [[ToHellAndBack invade Hell, start an insurgency with the aim of destabilizing the whole set-up there, subverting the rule of Satan and eventually organizing an internal coup to overthrow him]]."''
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->''"If I may summarize my mission, I and my people are going to use [[{{Hellgate}} an inter-dimensional rift]] created by a [[MadOracle masochistic paranoid schizophrenic transsexual]] acting on information received from a turncoat [[HornyDevils succubus]] to [[ToHellAndBack invade Hell, start an insurgency with the aim of destabilizing the whole set-up there, subverting the rule of Satan and eventually organizing an internal coup to overthrow him]].
-->-- '''Major Warhol''', ''Literature/TheSalvationWar''

->''"Let me get this straight... you're telling this court that the Federation, which flies around the galaxy with ''magnetic bottles of antimatter'' trapped to its backside, would rate these shuttles as too hazardous to fly?"''
-->--'''Chief Justice Bob''', ''Webcomic/QuentynQuinnSpaceRanger''
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->'''Glon Half-Orc:''' Let me get this straight... you want me to help a bunch of elf slaves escape from the drow queen to cement an alliance between the elves and the humans in an attempt to overthrow the hobgoblin king?\\
'''Rescue team:''' Uh yeah. Pretty much. That's right.\\
'''Glon:''' [[ItAmusedMe Sounds like a hoot!]]
-->-- ''Webcomic/YetAnotherFantasyGamerComic''
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-->-- '''Employees everywhere''', ''Website/NotalwaysRight''

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-->-- '''Employees everywhere''', ''Website/NotalwaysRight''''Website/NotAlwaysRight''
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->''"Let me get this straight: The company will side with petulant, unreasonable, angry, demanding customers instead of with me, its loyal employee? And this is meant to lead to better customer service?"''
-->-- '''Employees everywhere''', ''Website/NotalwaysRight''
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->'''Red:''' So you're telling me Doc is out on my field somewhere, even more out of his mind [[MadScientist than usual]], and heavily armed.\\
'''Roger:''' Well, yeah, but--\\
'''Red:''' On the busiest day we've had in ''two years'', he's out there somewhere, [[MustHaveCaffeine whacked out of his gourd]], with an [[GatlingGood unstable nuclear-powered gatling marker]] that can [[{{Roboteching}} shoot around trees and behind bunkers]], a backpack full of paint ''[[InvisibilityCloak and he's invisible!]]'' Do I have that right?!
-->-- ''Webcomic/TheWhiteboard''
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-->-- ''Film/{{Dawn of the Dead|2004}}'' (2004)

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-->-- ''Film/{{Dawn of the Dead|2004}}'' (2004)
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-->-- ''Film/DawnOfTheDead2004''

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-->-- ''Film/DawnOfTheDead2004''
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-->-- ''Film/{{Dawn of the Dead|2004}}'' (2004)

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-->-- ''Film/DawnOfTheDead2004''

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-->-- ''Film/DawnOfTheDead2004''
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-->-- ''Film/DawnOfTheDead2004'' (2004)

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->"Let me get this straight. You think that your client -- one of the wealthiest, most influential men in the world -- is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands... and your plan is to ''blackmail'' this person? Good luck."
-->-- '''Lucius Fox''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''

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->"Let ->''"Let me get this straight. You think that your client -- one of the wealthiest, most influential men in the world -- is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands... and your plan is to ''blackmail'' this person? Good luck."
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-->-- '''Lucius Fox''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''''Film/TheDarkKnight''
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-->-- '''Lucius Fox''', ''TheDarkKnight''

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-->-- '''Lucius Fox''', ''TheDarkKnight''''Film/TheDarkKnight''
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-->-- ''{{Dawn of the Dead}}'' (2004)

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-->-- ''{{Dawn of the Dead}}'' ''Film/DawnOfTheDead2004'' (2004)
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->"Let me get this straight. You think that your client -- one of the wealthiest, most influential men in the world -- is secretly a vigilante, who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands... and your plan is to ''blackmail'' this person? Good luck."

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->"Let me get this straight. You think that your client -- one of the wealthiest, most influential men in the world -- is secretly a vigilante, vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands... and your plan is to ''blackmail'' this person? Good luck."

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-->-- ''DawnOfTheDead'' (2004)

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-->-- ''DawnOfTheDead'' (2004)''{{Dawn of the Dead}}'' (2004)

->"Let me get this straight. You think that your client -- one of the wealthiest, most influential men in the world -- is secretly a vigilante, who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands... and your plan is to ''blackmail'' this person? Good luck."
-->-- '''Lucius Fox''', ''TheDarkKnight''

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