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-->-- "Tarrare, Episode 9: Medium ; Tarrare"

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-->-- "Tarrare, Episode 9: Medium ; Tarrare"Tarrare"

->'' '''Evelyn:''' Riley! You can't eat your dad!\\
'''Riley:''' Desperate times call for desperate measures, Evelyn! He's older and larger and therefore drains more finite resources than me. ''
-->-- "Episode 10: Floridian Gothic"

->''Did someone say meth? ''
-->-- "Florida Man, Episode 10: Floridian Gothic"
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'''Thackery Boggs:''' No, it doesn’t! Brother, you must stop.''

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'''Thackery Boggs:''' Boggs:''' No, it doesn’t! Brother, you must stop.''

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'''Evelyn:''' \\
'''Riley:''' And for me, it's because I'm poor and your predatory work practices have made you cheap and convenient.\\
'''Alexa:''' We’ll own everything soon. Everything. And then, the Amazon Prime Secret Police will come for you - in one day or less, excluding holidays. Our new Amazon facial recognition cameras can sense fear - and we will manufacture a world where no face can summon up anything else. ''
-->-- "Episode 6: Fiscal Responsibility - The Scariest Monster of All"

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'''Evelyn:''' \\
'''Riley:''' And for me, it's because I'm poor and your predatory work practices have made
I wouldn’t eat a pig’s kidney, period. Also, what!?\\
'''Brother Puddonius:''' What the exalted one means to say is that we all must slather each other with gravy!\\
'''Thackery Boggs:''' No, it doesn’t! Brother,
you cheap and convenient.\\
'''Alexa:''' We’ll own everything soon. Everything. And then, the Amazon Prime Secret Police will come for you - in one day or less, excluding holidays. Our new Amazon facial recognition cameras can sense fear - and we will manufacture a world where no face can summon up anything else.
must stop.''
-->-- "Episode 6: Fiscal Responsibility - 8: The Scariest Monster Day of All"the Schlorp"

->'' What strange wonders this new world holds. You'd have done le gangbusters at the freak show.''
-->-- "Tarrare, Episode 9: Medium ; Tarrare"
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-->-- "Todd, Episode 5: Todd's Heaven"

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-->-- "Todd, Episode 5: Todd's Heaven"Heaven"

->'' '''Alexa:''' If you hate us so much, why do you use us?\\
'''Evelyn:''' I mean, for me it's just because I can't really interact with solids that much.\\
'''Riley:''' And for me, it's because I'm poor and your predatory work practices have made you cheap and convenient.\\
'''Alexa:''' We’ll own everything soon. Everything. And then, the Amazon Prime Secret Police will come for you - in one day or less, excluding holidays. Our new Amazon facial recognition cameras can sense fear - and we will manufacture a world where no face can summon up anything else. ''
-->-- "Episode 6: Fiscal Responsibility - The Scariest Monster of All"

->'' Do you think washing machines can taste our clothes? Do you think they have soap preferences?''
-->-- "Shaz, Episode 7: You Will Not Get This Episode"

->'' '''Thackery Boggs:''' Well, you wouldn’t eat a pig’s kidney until it was coated in gravy.\\
'''Evelyn:''' \\
'''Riley:''' And for me, it's because I'm poor and your predatory work practices have made you cheap and convenient.\\
'''Alexa:''' We’ll own everything soon. Everything. And then, the Amazon Prime Secret Police will come for you - in one day or less, excluding holidays. Our new Amazon facial recognition cameras can sense fear - and we will manufacture a world where no face can summon up anything else. ''
-->-- "Episode 6: Fiscal Responsibility - The Scariest Monster of All"

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->''''

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->'''' ->''Well, well, well, looks like it's just you and me, listeners. How’s your day going? [Pause] Really? That's nice. Did you know there are whole twitter accounts that just have pictures of dogs? I hadn't seen a dog in sixteen years, then boom, dogs everywhere! Dogs driving cars - can you believe that? Can you believe that there's a dog out there that can drive? I mean, how did the dogs learn how to drive? Is there a doggy driving school? I bet every dog that goes to driving school just aces it, because dogs are good at everything. I used to have a dog - she was a rescue and her name was Peppermint. She was a Pomeranian-Cross-Alaskan-Malamute, and--''



-->-- "Episode 2: Be Our Guests"

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-->-- "Episode 2: Be Our Guests"Guests"

->''There is no next episode, Evelyn Hooper. Morby is the first and final episode, and every episode in between. I am the vulture who feasts on time. I am the shadow of the turned page. Your innocence is my ambrosia, your lust for simplicity my bread.''
-->-- "Morby, Episode 3: Video Killed The Podcast Star"

->'' '''Riley:''' I told you, I'm already drinking Elmer's school glue tonight. And you know what they say: wine before glue, good for you, but glue before wine, it's suffering time.\\
'''Evelyn:''' ...Do they say that?\\
'''Riley:''' I do. I'm they. ''
-->-- "Episode 4: Eternal Slumber Party"

->'' I am not a loser. You're losers! I'm an entrepreneur - I'm making things that matter. Things that have value! Apps, websites, proprietary software! I’m not some morbid geek making a podcast in their literal basement! You think people are actually gonna listen to this bullshit? No studio? No celebrity guests!? You don’t even live in New York or LA!''
-->-- "Todd, Episode 5: Todd's Heaven"
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->''In 2012, a Florida man died after consuming two-dozen live roaches in a competition - this is fifteen fewer than my personal best. Welcome to the show.''
-->-- "Riley, Episode 1: Pizza Time"

->''To be fair, I had no idea that being eaten by a ghoul would mean that my sixteen years of paperwork would be for nothing. It’s okay though, I still had seven years left to go.''
-->-- "Evelyn, Episode 1: Pizza Time"

->'' '''Pizza Ghost Jon:''' Jesus. So that was it? That was life?\\
'''Riley:''' Yeah, surprisingly short and uneventful, wasn't it?\\
'''Pizza Ghost Jon:''' Well yeah, thanks to you, it was! ''
-->-- "Episode 1: Pizza Time"

->''''
-->-- "Evelyn, Episode 2: Be Our Guests"

->'' '''Erik D'Corah:''' Well, this one could mean one of two things. One is that you may be making a new friend soon…\\
'''Evelyn:''' Awww...\\
'''Erik D'Corah:''' And the other is that an event of dimension-destroying proportions will someday occur in this very basement.\\
'''Evelyn:''' Less awww... ''
-->-- "Episode 2: Be Our Guests"

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