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-> '''[[ZombieInfectee Church Guy]]:''' ''"Who's there?"''\\
'''Francis:''' ''"Let's see, I'm Francis, and that's grandpa Bill, and '''there's zombies out here, open the goddamn door!'''"''
-> '''Bill:''' ''"We've been immune so far, but, well, if I start to turn, promise you'll shoot me."''\\
'''Francis:''' ''"What if just your beard starts to turn, can I shoot that?"''\\
'''Bill:''' ''"Don't be an ass, Francis."''
-> '''Zoey:''' ''"Hey Francis, your latest issue of 'Hating Everything' magazine is here."''\\
'''Francis:''' ''"I hate latest issues."''
-> '''Louis''': ''"We made it... I can't believe we made it!"''\\
'''Bill''': ''"Son, we just crossed the street. Let's not throw a party 'til we're out of the city."''
-> '''Louis''': ''"We're gonna find that sailboat right around the corner, you just watch!"''\\
'''Francis''': ''"Louis, if you don't stop being positive, I'm gonna sink the boat just to make you sad!"''
-> '''Francis''': ''"I hate helicopters. I hate hospitals. And doctors and lawyers and cops..."''\\
'''Bill''': ''"Francis, is there anything you don't hate?"''\\
'''Francis''': ''"You know what I don't hate? I don't hate vests."''
->'''Bill''': ''"I'll see peace back on earth if I gotta murder every one of these bastards with my bare goddamn hands."''
-> '''Coach:''' "Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions." Wait, my ass.\\
'''Ellis:''' ([[DramaticGunCock Cocks shotgun]]) Kill all sons-a-bitches, that's my 'ficial instructions.
'''Francis:''' ''"Let's see, I'm Francis, and that's grandpa Bill, and '''there's zombies out here, open the goddamn door!'''"''
-> '''Bill:''' ''"We've been immune so far, but, well, if I start to turn, promise you'll shoot me."''\\
'''Francis:''' ''"What if just your beard starts to turn, can I shoot that?"''\\
'''Bill:''' ''"Don't be an ass, Francis."''
-> '''Zoey:''' ''"Hey Francis, your latest issue of 'Hating Everything' magazine is here."''\\
'''Francis:''' ''"I hate latest issues."''
-> '''Louis''': ''"We made it... I can't believe we made it!"''\\
'''Bill''': ''"Son, we just crossed the street. Let's not throw a party 'til we're out of the city."''
-> '''Louis''': ''"We're gonna find that sailboat right around the corner, you just watch!"''\\
'''Francis''': ''"Louis, if you don't stop being positive, I'm gonna sink the boat just to make you sad!"''
-> '''Francis''': ''"I hate helicopters. I hate hospitals. And doctors and lawyers and cops..."''\\
'''Bill''': ''"Francis, is there anything you don't hate?"''\\
'''Francis''': ''"You know what I don't hate? I don't hate vests."''
->'''Bill''': ''"I'll see peace back on earth if I gotta murder every one of these bastards with my bare goddamn hands."''
-> '''Coach:''' "Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions." Wait, my ass.\\
'''Ellis:''' ([[DramaticGunCock Cocks shotgun]]) Kill all sons-a-bitches, that's my 'ficial instructions.
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'''Francis:'''
-> '''Bill:''' ''"We've
->'''Bill:''' We've been immune so far, but, well, if I start to turn, promise you'll shoot me.
'''Francis:'''
'''Bill:'''
-> '''Zoey:''' ''"Hey
->'''Zoey:''' Hey Francis, your latest issue of 'Hating Everything' magazine is here.
'''Francis:'''
-> '''Louis''': ''"We
->'''Louis:''' We made it... I can't believe we made
'''Bill''': ''"Son,
'''Bill:''' Son, we just crossed the street. Let's not throw a party 'til we're out of the
-> '''Louis''': ''"We're
->'''Louis:''' We're gonna find that sailboat right around the corner, you just
'''Francis''': ''"Louis,
'''Francis:''' Louis, if you don't stop being positive, I'm gonna sink the boat just to make you
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'''Bill''': ''"Francis,
'''Bill:''' Francis, is there anything you don't
'''Francis''': ''"You
'''Francis:''' You know what I don't hate? I don't hate
->'''Bill''': ''"I'll
->'''Bill:''' I'll see peace back on earth if I gotta murder every one of these bastards with my bare goddamn
-> '''Coach:'''
->'''Coach:''' "Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions." Wait, my ass.\\
'''Ellis:'''
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-> '''Coach:''' Who the hell... puts an evac station... up thirty flights of goddamn stairs?\\
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-> This used to be a ''nice neighborhood!''
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-> I have ''not''... come this far... to die now.
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-> Okay, we'll set off the pyrotechnics, but I'm telling you right now. I AM NOT GOING TO AIR GUITAR.
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-> '''Nick''': So, how are we going to signal Virgil?\\
'''Ellis''': Oh, there's flares in the gun bag.\\
'''Nick''': What gun bag?\\
'''Ellis''': You didn't grab the guns?\\
'''Nick''': ''Me?!'' Who died and made ''me'' gun monitor?!\\
'''Ellis''': [[DeadpanSnarker Pretty much everybody.]]\\
'''Ellis''': Oh, there's flares in the gun bag.\\
'''Nick''': What gun bag?\\
'''Ellis''': You didn't grab the guns?\\
'''Nick''': ''Me?!'' Who died and made ''me'' gun monitor?!\\
'''Ellis''': [[DeadpanSnarker Pretty much everybody.]]\\
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--> '''[[ZombieInfectee Church Guy]]:''' ''"Who's there?"''\\
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--> '''Bill:''' ''"We've been immune so far, but, well, if I start to turn, promise you'll shoot me."''\\
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--> '''Zoey:''' ''"Hey Francis, your latest issue of 'Hating Everything' magazine is here."''\\
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--> '''Louis''': ''"We made it... I can't believe we made it!"''\\
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--> '''Louis''': ''"We're gonna find that sailboat right around the corner, you just watch!"''\\
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--> '''Francis''': ''"I hate helicopters. I hate hospitals. And doctors and lawyers and cops..."''\\
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-->'''Bill''': ''"I'll see peace back on earth if I gotta murder every one of these bastards with my bare goddamn hands."''
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-->'''Bill''': ''"I'll see peace back on earth if I gotta murder every one of these bastards with my bare goddamn hands."''
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-->'''Bill''': ''"I'll see peace back on earth if I gotta murder every one of these bastards with my bare goddamn hands."''"''
-> '''Coach:''' "Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions." Wait, my ass.\\
'''Ellis:''' ([[DramaticGunCock Cocks shotgun]]) Kill all sons-a-bitches, that's my 'ficial instructions.
-->--Intro Cutscene
-> '''Coach:''' Who the hell... puts an evac station... up thirty flights of goddamn stairs?\\
'''Nick:''' Come on, Coach. Maybe the helicopter... maybe it's made of chocolate.
-->--Intro Cutscene
-> This used to be a ''nice neighborhood!''
-->--'''Coach''', Intro Cutscene
-> I have ''not''... come this far... to die now.
-->--'''Nick''', Intro Cutscene[=/=]Near-Death dialogue
-> Okay, we'll set off the pyrotechnics, but I'm telling you right now. I AM NOT GOING TO AIR GUITAR.
-->--'''Nick''', ''Dark Carnival'' Finale
-> '''Nick''': So, how are we going to signal Virgil?\\
'''Ellis''': Oh, there's flares in the gun bag.\\
'''Nick''': What gun bag?\\
'''Ellis''': You didn't grab the guns?\\
'''Nick''': ''Me?!'' Who died and made ''me'' gun monitor?!\\
'''Ellis''': [[DeadpanSnarker Pretty much everybody.]]\\
'''Coach:''' Look here, [[TemptingFate the gas station's right across the street. We coulda already been there and back by now.]] Come on.
-->--''Hard Rain'' Intro
->'''Coach:''' Hello?\\
'''Military:''' Rescue 7, that's coming from the bridge! Bridge, identify yourself.\\
'''Coach:''' Hey! There's four of us on the bridge!\\
'''Military:''' Bridge, are you immune?\\
'''Coach:''' We are not infected.\\
'''Military:''' Negative Bridge. Are you ''immune?'' Have you encountered the infected?\\
'''Coach:''' ''[indignant]'' "Encountered"?! Boy, I am covered in zombie blood and puke, and eyeballs, and ''twenty'' other parts I don't even recognize. We are ''immune as SHIT!''
-->--''The Parish'' Finale
-> '''Coach:''' "Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions." Wait, my ass.\\
'''Ellis:''' ([[DramaticGunCock Cocks shotgun]]) Kill all sons-a-bitches, that's my 'ficial instructions.
-->--Intro Cutscene
-> '''Coach:''' Who the hell... puts an evac station... up thirty flights of goddamn stairs?\\
'''Nick:''' Come on, Coach. Maybe the helicopter... maybe it's made of chocolate.
-->--Intro Cutscene
-> This used to be a ''nice neighborhood!''
-->--'''Coach''', Intro Cutscene
-> I have ''not''... come this far... to die now.
-->--'''Nick''', Intro Cutscene[=/=]Near-Death dialogue
-> Okay, we'll set off the pyrotechnics, but I'm telling you right now. I AM NOT GOING TO AIR GUITAR.
-->--'''Nick''', ''Dark Carnival'' Finale
-> '''Nick''': So, how are we going to signal Virgil?\\
'''Ellis''': Oh, there's flares in the gun bag.\\
'''Nick''': What gun bag?\\
'''Ellis''': You didn't grab the guns?\\
'''Nick''': ''Me?!'' Who died and made ''me'' gun monitor?!\\
'''Ellis''': [[DeadpanSnarker Pretty much everybody.]]\\
'''Coach:''' Look here, [[TemptingFate the gas station's right across the street. We coulda already been there and back by now.]] Come on.
-->--''Hard Rain'' Intro
->'''Coach:''' Hello?\\
'''Military:''' Rescue 7, that's coming from the bridge! Bridge, identify yourself.\\
'''Coach:''' Hey! There's four of us on the bridge!\\
'''Military:''' Bridge, are you immune?\\
'''Coach:''' We are not infected.\\
'''Military:''' Negative Bridge. Are you ''immune?'' Have you encountered the infected?\\
'''Coach:''' ''[indignant]'' "Encountered"?! Boy, I am covered in zombie blood and puke, and eyeballs, and ''twenty'' other parts I don't even recognize. We are ''immune as SHIT!''
-->--''The Parish'' Finale
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'''Francis''': ''"You know what I don't hate? I don't hate vests."''
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'''Francis''': ''"You know what I don't hate? I don't hate vests."''
-->'''Bill''': ''"I'll see peace back on earth if I gotta murder every one of these bastards with my bare goddamn hands."''
-->'''Bill''': ''"I'll see peace back on earth if I gotta murder every one of these bastards with my bare goddamn hands."''
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!!Left 4 Dead
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'''Francis''': ''"You know what I don't hate? I don't hate vests."''
!!Left 4 Dead 2
--> '''Coach:''' ''""Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions." Wait, my ass."''\\
'''Ellis:''' ([[DramaticGunCock Cocks shotgun]]) ''"Kill all sons-a-bitches, that's my 'ficial instructions."''
--> '''Coach:''' ''"Who the hell... puts an evac station... up thirty flights of goddamn stairs?"''\\
'''Nick:''' ''"Come on, Coach. Maybe the helicopter... maybe it's made of chocolate."''
--> '''Coach:''' ''"This used to be a nice neighborhood!"''
--> '''Nick:''' ''"I have not... come this far... to die now."''
--> '''Nick:''' ''"Okay, we'll set off the pyrotechnics, but I'm telling you right now. I AM NOT GOING TO AIR GUITAR."''
--> '''Nick''': ''"So, how are we going to signal Virgil?"''\\
'''Ellis''': ''"Oh, there's flares in the gun bag."''\\
'''Nick''': ''"What gun bag?"''\\
'''Ellis''': ''"You didn't grab the guns?"''\\
'''Nick''': ''"ME?! Who died and made me gun monitor?!"''\\
'''Ellis''': ''[[DeadpanSnarker "Pretty much everybody."]]''\\
'''Coach:''' ''"Look here, the gas station's right across the street. We coulda already been there and back by now. Come on."''
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!!Left 4 Dead 2
--> '''Coach:''' ''""Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions." Wait, my ass."''\\
'''Ellis:''' ([[DramaticGunCock Cocks shotgun]]) ''"Kill all sons-a-bitches, that's my 'ficial instructions."''
--> '''Coach:''' ''"Who the hell... puts an evac station... up thirty flights of goddamn stairs?"''\\
'''Nick:''' ''"Come on, Coach. Maybe the helicopter... maybe it's made of chocolate."''
--> '''Coach:''' ''"This used to be a nice neighborhood!"''
--> '''Nick:''' ''"I have not... come this far... to die now."''
--> '''Nick:''' ''"Okay, we'll set off the pyrotechnics, but I'm telling you right now. I AM NOT GOING TO AIR GUITAR."''
--> '''Nick''': ''"So, how are we going to signal Virgil?"''\\
'''Ellis''': ''"Oh, there's flares in the gun bag."''\\
'''Nick''': ''"What gun bag?"''\\
'''Ellis''': ''"You didn't grab the guns?"''\\
'''Nick''': ''"ME?! Who died and made me gun monitor?!"''\\
'''Ellis''': ''[[DeadpanSnarker "Pretty much everybody."]]''\\
'''Coach:''' ''"Look here, the gas station's right across the street. We coulda already been there and back by now. Come on."''
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'''Francis''': ''"You know what I don't hate? I don't hate vests."''
!!Left 4 Dead 2
--> '''Coach:''' ''""Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions." Wait, my ass."''\\
'''Ellis:''' ([[DramaticGunCock Cocks shotgun]]) ''"Kill all sons-a-bitches, that's my 'ficial instructions."''
--> '''Coach:''' ''"Who the hell... puts an evac station... up thirty flights of goddamn stairs?"''\\
'''Nick:''' ''"Come on, Coach. Maybe the helicopter... maybe it's made of chocolate."''
--> '''Coach:''' ''"This used to be a nice neighborhood!"''
--> '''Nick:''' ''"I have not... come this far... to die now."''
--> '''Nick:''' ''"Okay, we'll set off the pyrotechnics, but I'm telling you right now. I AM NOT GOING TO AIR GUITAR."''
--> '''Nick''': ''"So, how are we going to signal Virgil?"''\\
'''Ellis''': ''"Oh, there's flares in the gun bag."''\\
'''Nick''': ''"What gun bag?"''\\
'''Ellis''': ''"You didn't grab the guns?"''\\
'''Nick''': ''"ME?! Who died and made me gun monitor?!"''\\
'''Ellis''': ''[[DeadpanSnarker "Pretty much everybody."]]''\\
'''Coach:''' ''"Look here, the gas station's right across the street. We coulda already been there and back by now. Come on."''
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!!Left 4 Dead 2
--> '''Coach:''' ''""Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions." Wait, my ass."''\\
'''Ellis:''' ([[DramaticGunCock Cocks shotgun]]) ''"Kill all sons-a-bitches, that's my 'ficial instructions."''
--> '''Coach:''' ''"Who the hell... puts an evac station... up thirty flights of goddamn stairs?"''\\
'''Nick:''' ''"Come on, Coach. Maybe the helicopter... maybe it's made of chocolate."''
--> '''Coach:''' ''"This used to be a nice neighborhood!"''
--> '''Nick:''' ''"I have not... come this far... to die now."''
--> '''Nick:''' ''"Okay, we'll set off the pyrotechnics, but I'm telling you right now. I AM NOT GOING TO AIR GUITAR."''
--> '''Nick''': ''"So, how are we going to signal Virgil?"''\\
'''Ellis''': ''"Oh, there's flares in the gun bag."''\\
'''Nick''': ''"What gun bag?"''\\
'''Ellis''': ''"You didn't grab the guns?"''\\
'''Nick''': ''"ME?! Who died and made me gun monitor?!"''\\
'''Ellis''': ''[[DeadpanSnarker "Pretty much everybody."]]''\\
'''Coach:''' ''"Look here, the gas station's right across the street. We coulda already been there and back by now. Come on."''
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