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->'''American Coast Guard Captain:''' Back off, [[CanadaEh Canadians]], we got 'em.

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->'''American Coast Guard Captain:''' Back off, [[CanadaEh Canadians]], Canadians, we got 'em.
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->'''Agent Smith:''' Lieutenant, you were given specific orders.
->'''Lieutenant:''' I'm just doing my job. You give me that "juris-my-dick-tion" crap... you can cram it up your ass.
-->-- ''Film/TheMatrix''

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->'''Agent Smith:''' Lieutenant, ->''"Let me tell you were given specific orders.
->'''Lieutenant:'''
something, asshole. I've been working on this Jimmy Serrano thing for about six years; Mardukas is my shot. I'm just doing my job. You give me that "juris-my-dick-tion" crap... you can cram gonna bring him into federal court, and I don't want any third-rate rent-a-thug who couldn't cut it up your ass.
-->-- ''Film/TheMatrix''
as a cop in Chicago bringing him to LA on some bullshit local charge. Do I make myself understood?"''
-->--'''Alonzo Mosely''', ''Film/MidnightRun''
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->'''Jack Garrett:''' Our contacts at the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department police are on their way to here to greet us.

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->'''Jack Garrett:''' Our contacts at the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department police are on their way to here to greet us.
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->'''American Coast Guard Captain:''' Back off, [[CanadaEh Canadians]], we got 'em.
->'''Canadian Coast Guard Captain:''' You back off, hosers! They're in Canadian waters, eh!
->'''American Captain:''' Beat it, you puck-slapping maple-suckers!
->'''Canadian Captain:''' Take a hike, you [[Creator/WilliamShatner Shatner]]-stealing Mexico-touchers!
->(''they start ramming one another'')
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Catch 'Em If You Can"

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-> '''CIA Operative:''' We'll interface with the FBI regarding the body.\\

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-> '''CIA ->'''CIA Operative:''' We'll interface with the FBI regarding the body.\\


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->'''Jack Garrett:''' Our contacts at the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department police are on their way to here to greet us.
->'''Mae Jarvis:''' Oh, that's nice of them.
->'''Jack Garrett:''' Well, they're offended we're here.
->'''Mae Jarvis:''' Oh, okay, so not so nice of them.
-->-- ''Series/CriminalMindsBeyondBorders''
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->''"Imagine that police solved cases by dividing crime scenes up into physical segments and then not talking to each other about them. The guy who is looking for the murder weapon has no idea what the body looks like. The guy who is measuring the blood-splatter patterns doesn't know that a wild dog came onto the scene 20 minutes ago and ran away with the victim's leg. The crime-scene tech discovers [[ForcedPrizeFight a Bloodsport-style fighting ring in the basement]] with a fight still going on in it, but doesn't bother to tell the detective. This is pretty much what the medical system is like today."''\\

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->''"Imagine that police solved cases by dividing crime scenes up into physical segments and then not talking to each other about them. The guy who is looking for the murder weapon has no idea what the body looks like. The guy who is measuring the blood-splatter patterns doesn't know that a wild dog came onto the scene 20 minutes ago and ran away with the victim's leg. The crime-scene tech discovers [[ForcedPrizeFight a Bloodsport-style fighting ring in the basement]] with a fight still going on in it, but doesn't bother to tell the detective. This is pretty much what the medical system is like today."''\\"''

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--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-things-i-didnt-know-about-health-care-until-i-got-sick/ "5 Things I Didn't Know About Health Care (Until I Got Sick)"]]

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--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', -->-- '''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-things-i-didnt-know-about-health-care-until-i-got-sick/ "5 Things I Didn't Know About Health Care (Until I Got Sick)"]]Sick)"]]

-> '''CIA Operative:''' We'll interface with the FBI regarding the body.\\
'''CIA Superior:''' No, no. God no. We don't need those idiots fucking everything up. Burn the body. Get rid of it.
-->-- ''Film/BurnAfterReading''
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->''"Imagine that police solved cases by dividing crime scenes up into physical segments and then not talking to each other about them. The guy who is looking for the murder weapon has no idea what the body looks like. The guy who is measuring the blood-splatter patterns doesn't know that a wild dog came onto the scene 20 minutes ago and ran away with the victim's leg. The crime-scene tech discovers [[ForcedPrizeFight a Bloodsport-style fighting ring in the basement]] with a fight still going on in it, but doesn't bother to tell the detective. This is pretty much what the medical system is like today."''\\
--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-things-i-didnt-know-about-health-care-until-i-got-sick/ "5 Things I Didn't Know About Health Care (Until I Got Sick)"]]
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->'''Lieutenant:''' I'm just doing my job. You give me that "juris-my-dick-tion" crap... you can cram it up your ass.
-->-- ''TheMatrix''

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->'''Lieutenant:''' I'm just doing my job. You give me that "juris-my-dick-tion" crap... you can cram it up your ass.
ass.
-->-- ''TheMatrix''''Film/TheMatrix''

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