History Quotes / JupiterAscending

->''“Technically speaking, I’m an alien, and from the perspective of Immigration, an illegal one.”''

->''“That’s capitalism, babe. Shit rolls downhill, profits flow ''up''.”''

->'''Jupiter Jones''': Yeah, because a dream is the only way any of this make sense.\\
'''Caine Wise''': Compared to what? The idea that you're the only intelligent species, on the only inhabitable planet, in a universe so full of planets that you don't even have a number to describe how many there are.

->'''Caine Wise''': You are royalty now. I'm a Splice; you don't understand what that means. I have more in common with a dog than I have with you.\\
'''Jupiter Jones''': I love dogs. I’ve always loved dogs.

->''“I CREATE LIFE!!! …and I destroy it.”''
-->-- '''Balem Abrasax''', “explaining” his motivation.

->It’s absolute nonsense, with each new world more fantastically overdressed than the last, and dialogue that would make Creator/GeorgeLucas cringe. Top marks go to evil space royal Creator/EddieRedmayne, whose breathy ennui is offset by bouts of mummy’s boy shrieking, all delivered with a “petite-mort” look on his face that suggests he is being fellated by eternity itself.

->For all its flaws, ''Jupiter Ascending'' confirms that the Wachowskis are auteurs whose failures are as audacious, ambitious, heroically sincere, and achingly romantic as their extraordinary early successes. There are many questionable elements to ''Jupiter Ascending''; the Wachowskis’ conviction and belief in themselves, however, are not among them.

->''Jupiter Ascending'' is a pretty awful, uninspired mess[. …] While it may not be based on an existing property, there’s nothing the slightest bit “original” about this movie’s plot, which is packed full of rehashed space opera clichés from everything from ''Franchise/StarWars'' to ''Literature/{{Dune}}'' to ''Film/TheFifthElement'', and the parts of the story that aren’t completely derivative are just dumb and weird.

-->--'''messages on screen during the WebVideo/HonestTrailers video for the film'''

YES, THOSE ARE WOLF WARS ON CHANNING TATUM\\

-->--''[[http://www.agonybooth.com/jupiter-ascending-2015-part-1-26652 The Agony Booth]]''

->'''Caine Wise''': Your Majesty, I have more in common with a dog than I have with you.\\

->''“I love dogs. I’ve always loved dogs.”''
-->-- '''Jupiter Jones''', after Caine Wise tells her that he has more in common with a dog then her.

--> "I love dogs. I always loved dogs."
-->-- '''Jupiter Jones''' after Caine Wise tells her that has more in common with a dog then her.

->''"I CREATE LIFE!!!...and I destroy it."''
-->-- '''Balem Abrasax'''

--> It’s absolute nonsense, with each new world more fantastically overdressed than the last, and dialogue that would make Creator/GeorgeLucas cringe. Top marks go to evil space royal Creator/EddieRedmayne, whose breathy ennui is offset by bouts of mummy’s boy shrieking, all delivered with a “petite-mort” look on his face that suggests he is being fellated by eternity itself.
-->--[[https://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/feb/08/jupiter-ascending-wachowski-observer-film-review Mark Kermode]]

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