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[[IncrediblyLamePun "Got milk?" as he died.]]''

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[[IncrediblyLamePun [[{{Pun}} "Got milk?" as he died.]]''



->...long ago summer evenings at home in England. Home? This was his home, this cocoon of danger he had chosen to live in. And here he would be buried 'in some corner of a foreign blast furnace that is for ever two thousand degrees Centigrade'. God rest ye merry gentlemen of the Secret Service! What should he give himself as an epitaph? What should be his 'famous last words'? That you have no choice about your birth, but you can choose the way you die? Yes, it would look well on a tombstone -- not ''Savoir vivre'' but ''Savoir mourir''.\\

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->...long ago summer evenings at home in England. Home? This was his home, this cocoon of danger he had chosen to live in. And here he would be buried 'in some corner of a foreign blast furnace that is for ever forever two thousand degrees Centigrade'. God rest ye merry gentlemen of the Secret Service! What should he give himself as an epitaph? What should be his 'famous last words'? That you have no choice about your birth, but you can choose the way you die? Yes, it would look well on a tombstone -- not ''Savoir vivre'' but ''Savoir mourir''.\\
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[[WhereDoesHeGetAllThoseWonderfulToys I need heaps of gadgets]] [[WeaponOfChoice 'cause I carry a shit gun]]\\

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[[WhereDoesHeGetAllThoseWonderfulToys I need heaps of gadgets]] [[WeaponOfChoice 'cause I carry a shit gun]]\\gun\\

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->''"[[FullCircleRevolution Governments change, the lies stay the same]]"''

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->''"[[FullCircleRevolution Governments change, the lies stay the same]]"''same.]]"''


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->'''[[Creator/JudiDench M]]:''' Tell me what you know of James Bond.\\
'''[[Creator/RosamundPike Miranda Frost]]:''' He's a Double-O, and a wild one, as I discovered today. He'll light the fuse on any explosive situation and be a danger to himself and others. Kill first, ask questions later. I think he's a blunt instrument whose primary method is to provoke and confront. A man nobody can get close to. A womanizer.
-->-- ''Film/DieAnotherDay''
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->''"[[FullCircleRevoltion Governments change, the lies stay the same]]"''

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->''"[[FullCircleRevoltion ->''"[[FullCircleRevolution Governments change, the lies stay the same]]"''
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->''"[[FullCircleRevoltion Governments change, the lies stay the same]]"''
-->-- '''Bond''', ''Film/GoldenEye''
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->...long ago summer evenings at home in England. Home? This was his home, this cocoon of danger he had chosen to live in. And here he would be buried 'in some corner of a foreign blast furnace that is for ever two thousand degrees Centigrade'. God rest ye merry gentlemen of the Secret Service! What should he give himself as an epitaph? What should be his 'famous last words'? That you have no choice about your birth, but you can choose the way you die? Yes, it would look well on a tombstone -- not ''Savoir vivre'' but ''Savoir mourir''.\\
[At prompting from the villain to talk and so receive a quick death, James Bond attempts to talk his way out again but Goldfinger, apparently, won't have his bargain, so...]\\
It was time to start winding up the mainspring of will-power that must not run down again until he was dead. Bond said politely, 'Then you can go and —— yourself.'
--> -- ''Literature/{{Goldfinger}}'' [[labelnote:*]]'Even I am not capable of that, Mr Bond,' said Goldfinger with good humour. 'And now, since you have chosen the stony path instead of the smooth, I must extract what interest I can from your predicament by making the path as stony as possible. Oddjob, [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown grade two]].'[[/labelnote]]
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-->-- ''Film/CasinoRoyale''

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-->-- ''Film/CasinoRoyale''
''Film/CasinoRoyale2006''
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->'''Andrew:''' We're real supervillains now, like...Doctor No!
->'''Warren:''' Yes, back when Bond was Connery and movies were decent!
->'''Jonathan:''' Who even remembers Connery? Roger Moore was smooth.

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->'''Andrew:''' We're real supervillains now, like... [[Film/DrNo Doctor No!
No]]!
->'''Warren:''' Yes, back when Bond was Connery [[Creator/SeanConnery Connery]] and movies were decent!
->'''Jonathan:''' Who even remembers Connery? Roger Moore Creator/RogerMoore was smooth.



->'''Andrew:''' I like Timothy Dalton. (DopeSlap) Hey!

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->'''Andrew:''' I like Timothy Dalton.Creator/TimothyDalton. (DopeSlap) Hey!

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-> ''I might as well ask you if all those vodka martinis ever silence the screams of all the men you've killed... or if you find forgiveness in the arms of [[GirlOfTheWeek all those willing women]] [[DisposableLoveInterest for all]] [[CartwrightCurse the dead ones you failed to protect.]]''

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-> ''I ->''"I might as well ask you if all those vodka martinis ever silence the screams of all the men you've killed... or if you find forgiveness in the arms of [[GirlOfTheWeek all those willing women]] [[DisposableLoveInterest for all]] [[CartwrightCurse the dead ones you failed to protect.]]'']]"''



->''Some men are coming to kill us. [[AssassinOutclassin We're gonna kill them first.]]''

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->''Some ->''"Some men are coming to kill us. [[AssassinOutclassin We're gonna kill them first.]]'']]"''



-->-- ''Film/LicenceToKill''

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-->-- ''Film/LicenceToKill''
''Film/LicenceToKill'', paraphrased from Creator/IanFleming's ''Literature/TheManWithTheGoldenGun''


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->''"Hey, limey. What's your name?"''\\
''"Bond. James Bond."''\\
''"That's a pretty chump name.''"
-->-- Creator/IanFleming's ''Literature/TheSpyWhoLovedMe''
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-->--''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSjkDZ2Vj24 His Name is James Bond]]'' ('''NSFW''')

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-->--''[[http://www.-->-- ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSjkDZ2Vj24 His Name is James Bond]]'' ('''NSFW''')



-->--'''Alec Trevelyan''', ''Film/GoldenEye''

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-->--'''Alec -->-- '''Alec Trevelyan''', ''Film/GoldenEye''



-->--''Film/CasinoRoyale''

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-->--''Film/CasinoRoyale''
-->-- ''Film/CasinoRoyale''



-->--'''Bond''', ''Film/{{Skyfall}}''

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-->--'''Bond''', -->-- '''Bond''', ''Film/{{Skyfall}}''



-->--''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

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-->--''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''
-->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''


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->''"You are professional. You do not kill without reason."''
-->-- '''General Leonid Pushkin''', ''Film/TheLivingDaylights''
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->'''[[BigBad Franz Sanchez]]:''' And what business is that?

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->'''[[BigBad Franz Sanchez]]:''' ->'''Franz Sanchez:''' And what business is that?
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-->--''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT8lJEgEuTk My Name is James Bond]]'' ('''NSFW''')

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-->--''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT8lJEgEuTk My com/watch?v=qSjkDZ2Vj24 His Name is James Bond]]'' ('''NSFW''')
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-->-- ''Film/LicenceToKill''

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-->-- ''Film/LicenceToKill''''Film/LicenceToKill''
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-->--'''Trevelyan''', ''Film/GoldenEye''

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-->--'''Trevelyan''', -->--'''Alec Trevelyan''', ''Film/GoldenEye''



-->--''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

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-->--''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''-->--''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

->'''Bond:''' In my business you prepare for the unexpected.
->'''[[BigBad Franz Sanchez]]:''' And what business is that?
->'''Bond:''' I help people with problems.
->'''Sanchez:''' Problem solver.
->'''Bond:''' More of a problem eliminator.
-->-- ''Film/LicenceToKill''
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-->--'''Bond''', ''Skyfall''

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-->--'''Bond''', ''Skyfall''
''Film/{{Skyfall}}''
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-> ''I might as well ask you if all those vodka martinis ever silence the screams of all the men you've killed... or if you find forgiveness in the arms of [[BondGirl all those willing women]] [[DisposableLoveInterest for all]] [[CartwrightCurse the dead ones you failed to protect.]]''

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-> ''I might as well ask you if all those vodka martinis ever silence the screams of all the men you've killed... or if you find forgiveness in the arms of [[BondGirl [[GirlOfTheWeek all those willing women]] [[DisposableLoveInterest for all]] [[CartwrightCurse the dead ones you failed to protect.]]''
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-->--'''Bond''', ''Skyfall''

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-->--'''Bond''', ''Skyfall''''Skyfall''

->'''Andrew:''' We're real supervillains now, like...Doctor No!
->'''Warren:''' Yes, back when Bond was Connery and movies were decent!
->'''Jonathan:''' Who even remembers Connery? Roger Moore was smooth.
->'''Warren:''' You're insane. You're short, and you're insane.
->'''Andrew:''' I like Timothy Dalton. (DopeSlap) Hey!
-->--''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''
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-> '''Bond:''' Vodka martini.
-> '''Bartender:''' Shaken or stirred?
-> '''Bond:''' Do I look like I give a damn?
-->--''Film/CasinoRoyale''
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->''Some men are coming to kill us. We're gonna kill them first.''

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->''Some men are coming to kill us. [[AssassinOutclassin We're gonna kill them first.'']]''
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-->--''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT8lJEgEuTk My Name is James Bond]]'' ('''NSFW''')

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-->--''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT8lJEgEuTk My Name is James Bond]]'' ('''NSFW''')('''NSFW''')

-> ''I might as well ask you if all those vodka martinis ever silence the screams of all the men you've killed... or if you find forgiveness in the arms of [[BondGirl all those willing women]] [[DisposableLoveInterest for all]] [[CartwrightCurse the dead ones you failed to protect.]]''
-->--'''Trevelyan''', ''Film/GoldenEye''

->''Some men are coming to kill us. We're gonna kill them first.''
-->--'''Bond''', ''Skyfall''

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->''My name is James Bond\\
And I love to get plastered\\
I bang heaps of bitches\\
'Cause I'm a smooth bastard\\
I tell them I love them\\
Then I fuck off back to London\\
On my jetpack!\\
That's how I roll.''

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->''My ->''[[TheNameIsBondJamesBond My name is James Bond\\
And
Bond]] [[FunctionalAddict and I love to get plastered\\
plastered]]\\
[[GirlOfTheWeek
I bang heaps of bitches\\
'Cause
bitches]] [[TheCasanova 'cause I'm a smooth bastard\\
bastard]]\\
[[BlatantLies
I tell them I love them\\
Then
them]], [[ReallyGetsAround then I fuck off back to London\\
London]]\\
[[{{Jetpack}}
On my jetpack!\\
jetpack!]] [[StrictlyFormula That's how I roll.'']]\\
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[[WhereDoesHeGetAllThoseWonderfulToys I need heaps of gadgets]] [[WeaponOfChoice 'cause I carry a shit gun]]\\
[[OneManArmy After killing my enemies]] [[BondOneLiner I like to make shit puns]]\\
[[NoodleIncident Like the time I asked a guy who was crushed by a milk truck]]\\
[[IncrediblyLamePun "Got milk?" as he died.]]''
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->My name is James Bond\\

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->My ->''My name is James Bond\\



That's how I roll.

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That's how I roll.''
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->My name is James Bond\\
And I love to get plastered\\
I bang heaps of bitches\\
'Cause I'm a smooth bastard\\
I tell them I love them\\
Then I fuck off back to London\\
On my jetpack!\\
That's how I roll.
-->--''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT8lJEgEuTk My Name is James Bond]]'' ('''NSFW''')

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