History Quotes / IncrediblyLameFun

'''Kirito''': ''(Groaning)'' [[LamePunReaction Don't]].

->'''Kirito''': [[LetMeGetThisStraight So you're telling me]], that there are people who log into this game, just to pretend to run an airport?]]\\

-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-instructional-videos-made-by-crazy-people_p2/#ixzz31px3wK1q "4 Instruction Videos Made by and For Crazy People"]]

->'''Fic!Lynn''': "Well? Isn't it dumb? All I can do is just get the ball whenever it goes out of bounds."

-->--'''[[http://projectnes.blogspot.com/2011/05/shiny-happy-people-great-waldo-search.html Phil Sandifer]]'''

->Can you even begin to fathom anything quite so soul-satisfying as being at sea with the inspiration for the Kraken, Karl Rove?...As you might expect, Rove wore a jacket all the time and pants you'd best describe as 'trousers,' because the man knows how to party. To further emphasize this, the cruise had scheduled time to smoke cigars and drink cognac, because sitting on a sinister throne and laughing maniacally didn't play well with focus groups.
-->-- '''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', "[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-most-profoundly-depressing-celebrity-cruises/ The 7 Most Profoundly Depressing Celebrity Cruises]]"

->Happiness is a reward that must be earned. A commodity. The default state is misery, and you must strive to get out of it. This psychological abuse is codified in America's founding documents. 'The pursuit of happiness,' as though having a good time is some obscure thing that requires an elaborate quest...Our freedom from this rat race was video games. Which is what makes ''WheresWaldo'' so galling. Widely recognized as one of the worst NES games ever, ''Where's Waldo'' consists of [[PixelHunting moving a cursor around some indistinct 8-bit graphics]] attempting to find Waldo...In other words, the game is a mind-wrenching exercise in abusive tedium ostensibly masquerading as 'fun.' Needless to say, of course, [[SturgeonsLaw there was a sequel.]]

->''"The world of scrapbooking and stamping is a terrifying place. Every time a woman presses a rubber stamp onto a sheet of embossed stationary, her vagina secretes one tablespoon of spackle... Dee is entrenched in a lifestyle I'll never understand, where gender stereotypes are things like 'every woman loves containers!' And speaking of every woman, after [[TheImmodestOrgasm hearing the sounds]] that Dee makes every time she swipes her sponge across a postcard, I realize that every woman I've ever been with was faking orgasms. Dee Gruenig could power an aircraft carrier by sitting on a generator and looking at border patterns."''\\
--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-instructional-videos-made-by-crazy-people_p2/#ixzz31px3wK1q "4 Instruction Videos Made by and For Crazy People"]]

->''"Asking friends to go to the game (most of them live less than 20 minutes away from the stadium, mind you) elicits the same response as if you asked them to go pick up a hooker on a Tuesday afternoon for lunch-a mixture of shock, disgust, disappointment but mostly bewilderment."''\\
--"'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-miami-dolphins-1628112669 Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Miami Dolphins]]'''"

->''"Happiness is a reward that must be earned. A commodity. The default state is misery, and you must strive to get out of it. This psychological abuse is codified in America's founding documents. 'The pursuit of happiness,' as though having a good time is some obscure thing that requires an elaborate quest...Our freedom from this rat race was video games. Which is what makes ''WheresWaldo'' so galling. Widely recognized as one of the worst NES games ever, ''Where's Waldo'' consists of [[PixelHunting moving a cursor around some indistinct 8-bit graphics]] attempting to find Waldo...In other words, the game is a mind-wrenching exercise in abusive tedium ostensibly masquerading as 'fun.' Needless to say, of course, [[SturgeonsLaw there was a sequel.]]"''\\
--'''[[http://projectnes.blogspot.com/2011/05/shiny-happy-people-great-waldo-search.html Phil Sandifer]]'''

->''"Can you even begin to fathom anything quite so soul-satisfying as being at sea with the inspiration for the Kraken, Karl Rove?...As you might expect, Rove wore a jacket all the time and pants you'd best describe as 'trousers,' because the man knows how to party. To further emphasize this, the cruise had scheduled time to smoke cigars and drink cognac, because sitting on a sinister throne and laughing maniacally didn't play well with focus groups."''\\
-- '''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', "[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-most-profoundly-depressing-celebrity-cruises/ The 7 Most Profoundly Depressing Celebrity Cruises]]"

->''"Happiness is a reward that must be earned. A commodity. The default state is misery, and you must strive to get out of it. This psychological abuse is codified in America's founding documents. 'The pursuit of happiness,' as though having a good time is some obscure thing that requires an elaborate quest...Our freedom from this rat race was video games. Which is what makes ''WheresWaldo'' so galling. Widely recognized as one of the worst NES games ever, ''Where's Waldo'' consists of [[PixelHunting moving a cursor around some indistinct 8-bit graphics]] attempting to find Waldo...In other words, the game is a mind-wrenching exercise in abusive tedium ostensibly masquerading as 'fun.' Needless to say, of course, [[SturgeonsLaw there was a sequel.]]"''
-->--'''[[http://projectnes.blogspot.com/2011/05/shiny-happy-people-great-waldo-search.html Phil Sandifer]]'''

->''"Can you even begin to fathom anything quite so soul-satisfying as being at sea with the inspiration for the Kraken, Karl Rove?...As you might expect, Rove wore a jacket all the time and pants you'd best describe as "trousers," because the man knows how to party. To further emphasize this, the cruise had scheduled time to smoke cigars and drink cognac, because sitting on a sinister throne and laughing maniacally didn't play well with focus groups."''\\

->''"Can you even begin to fathom anything quite so soul-satisfying as being at sea with the inspiration for the Kraken, Karl Rove?...As you might expect, Rove wore a jacket all the time and pants you'd best describe as "trousers," because the man knows how to party. To further emphasize this, the cruise had scheduled time to smoke cigars and drink cognac, because sitting on a sinister throne and laughing maniacally didn't play well with focus groups."''
-->-- '''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', "[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-most-profoundly-depressing-celebrity-cruises/ The 7 Most Profoundly Depressing Celebrity Cruises]]"