History Quotes / InTheBlood

->Wrestling/PaulBearer ever rape {{Wrestling/Lita}}? Did Paul Bearer ever hook up a car battery to Wrestling/ShaneMcmahon's testicles? Did Paul Bearer ever bury Wrestling/TheUndertaker alive? No, it wasn’t Paul Bearer who did all those things, but Kane.\\\

->Just in case you felt sympathy for {{Wrestling/Kane}}, {{Wresting/Edge}} reminded fans why kidnapping his father was justified, pointing out that Kane had done evil things in the past. This was transparently absurd... Did Wrestling/PaulBearer ever rape {{Wrestling/Lita}}? Did Paul Bearer ever hook up a car battery to Wrestling/ShaneMcmahon's testicles? Did Paul Bearer ever bury Wrestling/TheUndertaker alive? No, it wasn’t Paul Bearer who did all those things, but Kane.\\\

->So far, he is shaping up to be even worse than his father and his grandfather....this has culminated in the public execution of Jang Song Taek, his Number Two and uncle in late 2013, along with [[FinalSolution most of Jang's family.]] The official reasons given for his assassination were not applauding loudly enough when Kim entered the room and unforgivably, for moving a statue of Kim into a shaded area of the courtyard. No, really — [[TheCaligula those were the reasons.]]
-->--'''''Wiki/RationalWiki''''' on [[UsefulNotes/NorthKorea North Korean]] dictator Kim Jong-un

->Yes, they gave their dog [[WhoNamesTheirKidDude a stripper name]]. Would you expect anything less from these two dildos? Anyways, I guess Justin is still too little to take care of a puppy, so "Karma" went to live with Bieber Sr. in Canada. Because Justin is living proof that Jeremy is really good at raising things...Throwing a dog off a balcony? Even Michael Vick is like ''[='=][[EvenEvilHasStandards Errr...]]

->It might be a little unclear whether Dick Cheney, whatever else one might say about him, counts as a loon. Being vile, for instance ([[CouldSayItBut not explicitly saying that Dick is]]), isn’t enough. But he still manages to enter our encyclopedia through his daughter Liz. Liz founded, with Billy Kristol, the organization [[YouMayPanicNow Keep America Stupid and Afraid]] (a.k.a. “Keep America Safe”), whose purpose is organizing vehement attacks on anyone who could conceivably be construed as questioning America’s war efforts...The way she did it resembles a [[Creator/StephenColbert Colbert]] parody in startling ways (guess Cheney is among the frighteningly large number of people who likes Colbert because they take his parodies as [[MisaimedFandom representing his true views]]).
-->--''[[http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2010/10/69-liz-cheney.html Encyclopedia of American Loons]]''

->Yes, they gave their dog [[WhoNamesTheirKidDude a stripper name]]. Would you expect anything less from these two dildos? Anyways, I guess Justin is still too little to take care of a puppy, so "Karma" went to live with Bieber Sr. in Canada. Because Justin is living proof that Jeremy is really good at raising things...Throwing a dog off a balcony? Even Michael Vick is like ''[='=][[EvenEvilHasStandards Errr...]][='=]''. Although part of me thinks that Jeremy didn’t actually throw Karma off the balcony, but that Karma [[PrisonerOfZendaExit jumped to get away]] from those awful garbage people.

-->--'''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/induction-kane-vs-edge-fool-me-once-shame-on-you-fool-me-twenty-times-shame-on-me/ "Kane Vs. Edge - Foo Me Once, Shame on You, Fool Me Twenty Times, Shame on Me"]]

->It might be a little unclear whether Dick Cheney, whatever else one might say about him, counts as a loon. Being vile, for instance ([[CouldSayItBut not explicitly saying that Dick is]]), isn’t enough. But he still manages to enter our encyclopedia through his daughter Liz. Liz founded, with Billy Kristol, the organization [[YouMayPanicNow Keep America Stupid and Afraid]] (a.k.a. “Keep America Safe”), whose purpose is organizing vehement attacks on anyone who could conceivably be construed as questioning America’s war efforts...The way she did it resembles a [[Creator/StephenColbert Colbert]] parody in startling ways (guess Cheney is among the frighteningly large number of people who likes Colbert because they take his parodies as [[PoesLaw representing his true views]]).

->Yes, they gave their dog [[WhoNamesTheirKidDude a stripper name]]. Would you expect anything less from these two dildos? Anyways, I guess Justin is still too little to take care of a puppy, so "Karma" went to live with Bieber Sr. in Canada. Because Justin is living proof that Jeremy is really good at raising things...Throwing a dog off a balcony? Even Michael Vick is like ''[='=][[EvenEvilHasStandards Errr...]][='=]''. Although part of me thinks that Jeremy didn’t actually throw Karma off the balcony, but that Karma jumped to get away from those awful garbage people."

->Yes, they gave their dog [[WhoNamesTheirKidDude a stripper name]]. Would you expect anything less from these two dildos? Anyways, I guess Justin is still too little to take care of a puppy, so Karma went to live with Bieber Sr. in Canada. Because Justin is living proof that Jeremy is really good at raising things...Throwing a dog off a balcony? Even Michael Vick is like ''[='=][[EvenEvilHasStandards Errr...]][='=]''. Although part of me thinks that Jeremy didn’t actually throw Karma off the balcony, but that Karma jumped to get away from those awful garbage people."

->H.H.'s memoir is chatty. He tells us how in 1926 his father traced an absconding partner to Havana and with an Army Colt .45 got back his money. 'Father's intervention was direct, illegal, and effective.' Years later his son's [[ColdWar Cuban work]] proved to be [[StupidCrooks indirect and ineffective]]; but at least it was [[SoProudOfYou every bit as illegal as dad's.]]
-->--Creator/GoreVidal, "The Art and Arts of E. Howard Hunt"

->We’ll restrict ourselves to documenting his lunacy. He is, for instance, an [[ScienceIsBad anti-vaccinationist loon]]. Also, he has actually argued that women shouldn’t be allowed to vote [[StrawFeminist since they are fascists at heart]], and that they should be kept out of science because they are a threat to it (this coming from [[{{Hypocrite}} an anti-evolutionist anti-vaccinationist]])...His daddy, Robert Beale, is actually even more unhinged. He is one of those [[ChewbaccaDefense I-refuse-to-pay-taxes-and-don’t-recognize-the-authority-of-the-courts]] type. Instead he and his organization seeks to establish "a superior court for the People, original jurisdiction under Almighty Yahweh exclusive jurisdiction in and for confederation-government United States of America."
-->--'''''[[http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2010/11/99-vox-day-and-his-dad.html Encyclopedia of American Loons]]''''' on Vox Day

->Larson started his career as an anti-rock evangelist in the 1960s, writing plenty of books on the topic (including ''Rock & Roll: The Devil's Diversion'' and ''Hippies, Hindus, and Rock & Roll''; writing such numbers of books quickly is apparently rather easy when you don’t have to worry about fact checking or any measure of alignment between claim and reality). The musical campaigns continued into the 1980s with incoherent, raging rants against Music/MotleyCrue, the Music/DeadKennedys, and Music/FleetwoodMac. An important element of his campaigns was his own experience as a rock band member prior to being saved, though he tends to exaggerate the commercial success of his band (a kind of Pat Boone copy that [[SmallNameBigEgo played at high schools and local venues]])...His daughter, Brynne, has taken up the family business through Teen Girl Exorcism Squad (“[[http://abcnews.go.com/US/teen-girl-exorcism-squad-arizona-girls-claim-cast/story?id=16074541#.T5zQ88Wju0j Three Arizona Girls Claim to Cast Out Demons]]” -- the interview in the link is heartily recommended). They’re currently berating and abusing mentally ill people in the name of Jesus, and trying to get a [[RealityTV reality-TV]] show as well. Here is a report on their tour of England, where they ranted about ''Literature/HarryPotter'' books and sexually transmitted demons.
-->--''[[http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2014/01/862-bob-larson.html Encyclopedia of American Loons]]'' on ''Talk-Back With Bob Larson''

-->-- Saburo Naotora Ichimonji, ''{{Ran}}''

->''"You spilled an ocean of blood. You showed no mercy, no pity. We too are children of this age... weaned on strife and chaos. We are your sons, yet you count on our fidelity. In my eyes, that makes you [[YouFool a fool.]] A senile old fool!"''

->''"H.H.'s memoir is chatty. He tells us how in 1926 his father traced an absconding partner to Havana and with an Army Colt .45 got back his money. 'Father's intervention was direct, illegal, and effective.' Years later his son's [[ColdWar Cuban work]] proved to be [[StupidCrooks indirect and ineffective]]; but at least it was every bit as illegal as dad's."''

->''"So far, he is shaping up to be even worse than his father and his grandfather....this has culminated in the public execution of Jang Song Taek, his Number Two and uncle in late 2013, along with [[FinalSolution most of Jang's family.]] The official reasons given for his assassination were not applauding loudly enough when Kim entered the room and unforgivably, for moving a statue of Kim into a shaded area of the courtyard. No, really — [[TheCaligula those were the reasons.]]"''
-->--'''''RationalWiki''''' on [[UsefulNotes/NorthKorea North Korean]] dictator Kim Jong-un

->''"Yes, they gave their dog [[WhoNamesTheirKidDude a stripper name]]. Would you expect anything less from these two dildos? Anyways, I guess Justin is still too little to take care of a puppy, so Karma went to live with Bieber Sr. in Canada. Because Justin is living proof that Jeremy is really good at raising things. Once Karma moved up north, Jeremy hired a trainer to make sure the dog didn’t go all Cujo, but Karma was still a bit of a mess and he ended up biting one of Jeremy’s other kids, Jaxon. Karma’s trainer Trevor Dvernichuk says that’s when Jeremy allegedly grabbed Karma and threw him off a second story balcony...Meanwhile in California, Karma’s other deadbeat daddy Justin Bieber is also dealing with the police, but it’s because somebody called the cops on him for being an obnoxious little shit on his skateboard. Throwing a dog off a balcony? Even Michael Vick is like ''[='=][[EvenEvilHasStandards Errr...]][='=]''. Although part of me thinks that Jeremy didn’t actually throw Karma off the balcony, but that Karma jumped to get away from those awful garbage people."''
-->--''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/12/02/justin-bieber-gave-one-of-his-dogs-to-his-father-who-then-threw-it-off-a-balcony/ Michael K.]]'', "Music/JustinBieber Gave One Of His Dogs To His Father, Who Then Threw It Off A Balcony"

->''"Just in case you felt sympathy for {{Wrestling/Kane}}, {{Wresting/Edge}} reminded fans why kidnapping his father was justified, pointing out that Kane had done evil things in the past. This was transparently absurd... Did Wrestling/PaulBearer ever rape {{Wrestling/Lita}}? Did Paul Bearer ever hook up a car battery to Wrestling/ShaneMcmahon's testicles? Did Paul Bearer ever bury Wrestling/TheUndertaker alive? No, it wasn’t Paul Bearer who did all those things, but Kane.\\\
Paul only did ''one'' of those three things. ([[NotHelpingYourCase twice]])''"

-->--''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/12/02/justin-bieber-gave-one-of-his-dogs-to-his-father-who-then-threw-it-off-a-balcony/ DListed]]'', "Music/JustinBieber Gave One Of His Dogs To His Father, Who Then Threw It Off A Balcony"

->''"Yes, they gave their dog [[WhoNamesTheirKidDude a stripper name]]. Would you expect anything less from these two dildos? Anyways, I guess Justin is still too little to take care of a puppy, so Karma went to live with Bieber Sr. in Canada. Because Justin is living proof that Jeremy is really good at raising things. Once Karma moved up north, Jeremy hired a trainer to make sure the dog didn’t go all Cujo, but Karma was still a bit of a mess and he ended up biting one of Jeremy’s other kids, Jaxon. Karma’s trainer Trevor Dvernichuk says that’s when Jeremy allegedly grabbed Karma and threw him off a second story balcony...Meanwhile in California, Karma’s other deadbeat daddy Justin Bieber is also dealing with the police, but it’s because somebody called the cops on him for being an obnoxious little shit on his skateboard. Throwing a dog off a balcony? Even Michael Vick is like ''[='=]Errr...[='=]''."''
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/12/02/justin-bieber-gave-one-of-his-dogs-to-his-father-who-then-threw-it-off-a-balcony/ DListed]]'', "Music/Justin Bieber Gave One Of His Dogs To His Father, Who Then Threw It Off A Balcony"

-->--'''Music/ToriAmos''', "Professional Widow"

-->-- '''Saburo Naotora Ichimonji''', ''{{Ran}}''

-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal''', "The Art and Arts of E. Howard Hunt"

->''"Just in case you felt sympathy for {{Wrestling/Kane}}, {{Wresting/Edge}} reminded fans why kidnapping his father was justified, pointing out that Kane had done evil things in the past. This was transparently absurd... Did Wrestling/PaulBearer ever rape {{Wrestling/Lita}}? Did Paul Bearer ever hook up a car battery to Wrestling/ShaneMcmahon's testicles? Did Paul Bearer ever bury Wrestling/TheUndertaker alive? No, it wasn’t Paul Bearer who did all those things, but Kane.\\

->''"Just in case you felt sympathy for {{Wrestling/Kane}}, {{Wresting/Edge}} reminded fans why kidnapping his father was justified, pointing out that Kane had done evil things in the past. This was transparently absurd... Did Wrestling/PaulBearer ever rape {{Wrestling/Lita}}? Did Paul Bearer ever hook up a car battery to Wrestling/ShaneMcmahon's testicles? Did Paul Bearer ever bury Wrestling/TheUndertaker alive? No, it wasn’t Paul Bearer who did all those things, but Kane. Paul only did ''one'' of those three things. ([[NotHelpingYourCase twice]])''"

Runnin' in the family, oh it runs in the family"''\\
--'''Music/ToriAmos''', "Professional Widow"

->''"You spilled an ocean of blood. You showed no mercy, no pity. We too are children of this age... weaned on strife and chaos. We are your sons, yet you count on our fidelity. In my eyes, that makes you [[YouFool a fool.]] A senile old fool!"''\\
-- '''Saburo Naotora Ichimonji''', ''{{Ran}}''

->''"H.H.'s memoir is chatty. He tells us how in 1926 his father traced an absconding partner to Havana and with an Army Colt .45 got back his money. 'Father's intervention was direct, illegal, and effective.' Years later his son's [[ColdWar Cuban work]] proved to be indirect and ineffective; but at least it was every bit as illegal as dad's."''\\
--'''Creator/GoreVidal''', "The Art and Arts of E. Howard Hunt"

->'''Hidetora''': What madness have I spoken? Wherein lies my senility?
->'''Saburo Naotora Ichimonji''': I'll tell you. What kind of world do we live in? One barren of loyalty and feeling.
->'''Hidetora''': I'm aware of that.
->'''Saburo Naotora Ichimonji''': So you should be! You spilled an ocean of blood. You showed no mercy, no pity. We too are children of this age... weaned on strife and chaos. We are your sons, yet you count on our fidelity. In my eyes, that makes you a fool. A senile old fool!
-->-- ''{{Ran}}''

->''"Bill talked about [[JohnFKennedy Joe Kennedy]]; he felt that he exerted no influence: 'He knows his place'... I said that one could occasionally hear the voice of Joe in Jack. The other night at Hyannis, Jack got on the subject of 'that old drunk [[WinstonChurchill Churchill]]. What was so marvelous about him? Nobody could've mishandled that war. He didn't have a chance of going down, because we would never have allowed it.'"''\\
--'''Creator/GoreVidal''', ''Palimpsest''

--'''ToriAmos''', "Celebrity Widow"

->''Starfucker [[GoldDigger just like my Daddy]], yes\\

Like a congressman\\\
Runnin' in the family, oh it runs in the family"'\\