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->'''Andy Sachs''': Do girls not eat around here?
->'''Nigel Kipling''': Not since 2 became the new 4 and 0 became the new 2.
->'''Andy''': I'm a 6.
->'''Nigel''': Which is the new 14.
-->--''Film/TheDevilWearsPrada''
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->Every day it was, "Get the weight off, Judy, you're still too fat." At 105?

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->Every ->''"Every day it was, "Get the weight off, Judy, you're still too fat." At 105?105?"''



->Inside sources (that I made up and only exist in my head) tell me that General Leia wasn’t the only one who was told to drop the fat. Despite what the trailer and promo photos show, [=R2D2=] was also told that fat robots are out so it got full-body lipo. [=R2D2=] looks like [[http://dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/rs2d2skinny-500x447.jpg this]] now.

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->Inside ->''"Inside sources (that I made up and only exist in my head) tell me that General Leia wasn’t the only one who was told to drop the fat. Despite what the trailer and promo photos show, [=R2D2=] was also told that fat robots are out so it got full-body lipo. [=R2D2=] looks like [[http://dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/rs2d2skinny-500x447.jpg this]] now."''



->Ain't everyone supposed to be the same size! 'Sposed to be all different! Big, small, medium, midget, you 'sposed to have all of that. And I don't know what it is that everybody wants to be the same size. Like that Creator/OprahWinfrey. She go and lose her weight, wasn't nothin' wrong with her, she was fine! Oprah was a fox! She lose all that weight and her head look big, skin hangin' all over. And Music/LutherVandross, nigga used to be the black Pavarotti! Lost all that weight, lookin' all ashy. Oprah and Luther need to keep their ass one way 'cause I'm confused!

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->Ain't ->''"Ain't everyone supposed to be the same size! 'Sposed to be all different! Big, small, medium, midget, you 'sposed to have all of that. And I don't know what it is that everybody wants to be the same size. Like that Creator/OprahWinfrey. She go and lose her weight, wasn't nothin' wrong with her, she was fine! Oprah was a fox! She lose all that weight and her head look big, skin hangin' all over. And Music/LutherVandross, nigga used to be the black Pavarotti! Lost all that weight, lookin' all ashy. Oprah and Luther need to keep their ass one way 'cause I'm confused!confused!"''



->The second it was revealed yesterday that the 2015 Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Issue would feature their first “plus-size model“, people put on their coats and shoes, walked their asses down to the nearest book store, bought a dictionary, wrapped it up, and threw that shit in the [=FedEx=] truck bound for the SI head office with a note attached that read ''“The definition of ‘plus-size’ is on page 798, take a look – xo, everyone with working eyes“'', because their so-called plus-sized model looked pretty much like an original recipe model...''“A variety of sizes”'' – sure, if the sizes range from [[{{Newspeak}} XS (xtra sexy) to XL (xtreme-ly sexy).]]

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->The ->''"The second it was revealed yesterday that the 2015 Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Issue would feature their first “plus-size model“, people put on their coats and shoes, walked their asses down to the nearest book store, bought a dictionary, wrapped it up, and threw that shit in the [=FedEx=] truck bound for the SI head office with a note attached that read ''“The definition of ‘plus-size’ is on page 798, take a look – xo, everyone with working eyes“'', because their so-called plus-sized model looked pretty much like an original recipe model...''“A variety of sizes”'' – sure, if the sizes range from [[{{Newspeak}} XS (xtra sexy) to XL (xtreme-ly sexy).]]]]"''



->'''[[Creator/AnneHathaway Andy Sachs]]''': Do girls not eat around here?

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->'''[[Creator/AnneHathaway Andy Sachs]]''': ->'''Andy Sachs''': Do girls not eat around here?
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->'''[[Creator/AnneHathaway Andy Sachs]]''': Do girls not eat around here?
->'''Nigel Kipling''': Not since 2 became the new 4 and 0 became the new 2.
->'''Andy''': I'm a 6.
->'''Nigel''': Which is the new 14.
-->--''Film/TheDevilWearsPrada''
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->[Alicia] Silverstone is not very good. But there was also something of a controversy at the time... there were people criticizing Silverstone for being fat in this movie, because she had difficulty getting into the skintight rubber Batgirl suit. You know who else has difficulty getting into a skintight rubber suit? '''''EVERYONE WHO IS ALIVE.'''''

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->[Alicia] Silverstone [[Creator/AliciaSilverstone Silverstone]] is not very good. But there was also something of a controversy at the time... there were people criticizing Silverstone for being fat in this movie, because she had difficulty getting into the skintight rubber Batgirl suit. You know who else has difficulty getting into a skintight rubber suit? '''''EVERYONE WHO IS ALIVE.'''''
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-->-- '''Papa Klump''', ''Film/TheNuttyProfessor'' (1996)

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-->-- '''Papa Klump''', ''Film/TheNuttyProfessor'' (1996)
''Film/TheNuttyProfessor1996''
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->Ain't everyone supposed to be the same size! 'Sposed to be all different! Big, small, medium, midget, you 'sposed to have all of that. And I don't know what it is that everybody wants to be the same size. Like that OprahWinfrey. She go and lose her weight, wasn't nothin' wrong with her, she was fine! Oprah was a fox! She lose all that weight and her head look big, skin hangin' all over. And LutherVandross, nigga used to be the black Pavarotti! Lost all that weight, lookin' all ashy. Oprah and Luther need to keep their ass one way 'cause I'm confused!
-->-- '''Papa Klump''', ''TheNuttyProfessor'' (1996)

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->Ain't everyone supposed to be the same size! 'Sposed to be all different! Big, small, medium, midget, you 'sposed to have all of that. And I don't know what it is that everybody wants to be the same size. Like that OprahWinfrey.Creator/OprahWinfrey. She go and lose her weight, wasn't nothin' wrong with her, she was fine! Oprah was a fox! She lose all that weight and her head look big, skin hangin' all over. And LutherVandross, Music/LutherVandross, nigga used to be the black Pavarotti! Lost all that weight, lookin' all ashy. Oprah and Luther need to keep their ass one way 'cause I'm confused!
-->-- '''Papa Klump''', ''TheNuttyProfessor'' ''Film/TheNuttyProfessor'' (1996)
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->'Sorry, not into fat guys.'\\\
I shrugged it off. I've gotten [[SadClown very good at shrugging]]. Shrugging is a much more preferable response than getting the idea into my head that body shape should preclude me from sex and romance. What an alien concept! This concept is just as alien as the idea that all gay men need to kill themselves to look like Ken dolls in order to be respected.
-->--'''''Jezebel''''', [[http://jezebel.com/beach-body-horror-story-lifes-a-beach-and-then-you-die-1609586130 "Life's a Beach and Then You Die"]]

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->'Sorry, not into fat guys.'\\\
->Inside sources (that I shrugged it off. I've gotten [[SadClown very good at shrugging]]. Shrugging is a much more preferable response than getting the idea into made up and only exist in my head head) tell me that body shape should preclude me from sex General Leia wasn’t the only one who was told to drop the fat. Despite what the trailer and romance. What an alien concept! This concept is just as alien as the idea promo photos show, [=R2D2=] was also told that all gay men need to kill themselves to look fat robots are out so it got full-body lipo. [=R2D2=] looks like Ken dolls in order to be respected.
-->--'''''Jezebel''''', [[http://jezebel.com/beach-body-horror-story-lifes-a-beach-and-then-you-die-1609586130 "Life's a Beach and Then You Die"]]
[[http://dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/rs2d2skinny-500x447.jpg this]] now.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/12/02/princess-leia-felt-the-pressure-to-lose-some-chunk-for-the-new-star-wars-movie/#more-198035 Michael K.]]''', "Princess Leia Felt The Pressure To Lose Some Chunk For The New “Star Wars”"
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->Every day it was, "Get the weight off, Judy, you're still too fat." At 105?
-->--'''Creator/JudyGarland'''
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->The second it was revealed yesterday that the 2015 Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Issue would feature their first “plus-size model“, people put on their coats and shoes, walked their asses down to the nearest book store, bought a dictionary, wrapped it up, and threw that shit in the [=FedEx=] truck bound for the SI head office with a note attached that read ''“The definition of ‘plus-size’ is on page 798, take a look – xo, everyone with working eyes“'', because their so-called plus-sized model looked pretty much like an original recipe model...''“A variety of sizes”'' – sure, if the sizes range from XS (xtra sexy) to XL (xtreme-ly sexy).

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->The second it was revealed yesterday that the 2015 Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Issue would feature their first “plus-size model“, people put on their coats and shoes, walked their asses down to the nearest book store, bought a dictionary, wrapped it up, and threw that shit in the [=FedEx=] truck bound for the SI head office with a note attached that read ''“The definition of ‘plus-size’ is on page 798, take a look – xo, everyone with working eyes“'', because their so-called plus-sized model looked pretty much like an original recipe model...''“A variety of sizes”'' – sure, if the sizes range from [[{{Newspeak}} XS (xtra sexy) to XL (xtreme-ly sexy).]]
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->[Alicia] Silverstone is not very good. But there was also something of a controversy at the time... there were people criticizing Silverstone for being fat in this movie, because she had difficulty getting into the skintight rubber Batgirl suit. You know who else has difficulty getting into a skintight rubber suit? '''''EVERYONE WHO IS ALIVE.'''''"''

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->[Alicia] Silverstone is not very good. But there was also something of a controversy at the time... there were people criticizing Silverstone for being fat in this movie, because she had difficulty getting into the skintight rubber Batgirl suit. You know who else has difficulty getting into a skintight rubber suit? '''''EVERYONE WHO IS ALIVE.'''''"'''''''
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I shrugged it off. I've gotten [[StepfordSnarker very good at shrugging]]. Shrugging is a much more preferable response than getting the idea into my head that body shape should preclude me from sex and romance. What an alien concept! This concept is just as alien as the idea that all gay men need to kill themselves to look like Ken dolls in order to be respected.

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I shrugged it off. I've gotten [[StepfordSnarker [[SadClown very good at shrugging]]. Shrugging is a much more preferable response than getting the idea into my head that body shape should preclude me from sex and romance. What an alien concept! This concept is just as alien as the idea that all gay men need to kill themselves to look like Ken dolls in order to be respected.

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->''"''[Alicia]'' Silverstone is not very good. But there was also something of a controversy at the time... there were people criticizing Silverstone for being fat in this movie, because she had difficulty getting into the skintight rubber Batgirl suit. You know who else has difficulty getting into a skintight rubber suit? '''''EVERYONE WHO IS ALIVE.'''''"''

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->''"''[Alicia]'' ->[Alicia] Silverstone is not very good. But there was also something of a controversy at the time... there were people criticizing Silverstone for being fat in this movie, because she had difficulty getting into the skintight rubber Batgirl suit. You know who else has difficulty getting into a skintight rubber suit? '''''EVERYONE WHO IS ALIVE.'''''"''



->''"'Sorry, not into fat guys.'\\\
I shrugged it off. I've gotten [[StepfordSnarker very good at shrugging]]. Shrugging is a much more preferable response than getting the idea into my head that body shape should preclude me from sex and romance. What an alien concept! This concept is just as alien as the idea that all gay men need to kill themselves to look like Ken dolls in order to be respected."''

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->''"'Sorry, ->'Sorry, not into fat guys.'\\\
I shrugged it off. I've gotten [[StepfordSnarker very good at shrugging]]. Shrugging is a much more preferable response than getting the idea into my head that body shape should preclude me from sex and romance. What an alien concept! This concept is just as alien as the idea that all gay men need to kill themselves to look like Ken dolls in order to be respected."''



->(''having dinner at the Klumps:'')
->'''Mama Klump:''' Sherman, I cooked all this food. Is that all you gon' eat?
->'''Papa Klump:''' Hey-hey-hey-hey! What's wrong with you? You supposed to eat that thing, not scalp it!
->'''Sherman:''' Well, daddy, all the calories in the chicken are found in the skin and in the fat, so I peel off...
->'''Papa Klump:''' Now what you talkin' 'bout? "That's where all the fat and calories is"? You know where that comes from? Watchin' that damn TV! (''starts helping himself to more food'') Every time you turn it on, they got somebody in there talkin' bout "Lose weight!", "Get healthy!", "Get in shape!". Got everybody lookin' all anorexic talkin' 'bout that's healthy! I know what healthy is! (''[[HypocriticalHumor pours gravy all over his plate of collard greens]]'') And tell you somethin' else: I don't know why everyone's tryin' to lose weight in the first place! Ain't everyone supposed to be the same size! 'Sposed to be all different! Big, small, medium, midget, you 'sposed to have all of that. And I don't know what it is that everybody wants to be the same size. Like that OprahWinfrey. She go and lose her weight, wasn't nothin' wrong with her, she was fine! Oprah was a fox! She lose all that weight and her head look big, skin hangin' all over. And LutherVandross, nigga used to be the black Pavarotti! Lost all that weight, lookin' all ashy. Oprah and Luther need to keep their ass one way 'cause I'm confused!
-->-- ''TheNuttyProfessor'' (1996)

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->(''having dinner at the Klumps:'')
->'''Mama Klump:''' Sherman, I cooked all this food. Is that all you gon' eat?
->'''Papa Klump:''' Hey-hey-hey-hey! What's wrong with you? You supposed to eat that thing, not scalp it!
->'''Sherman:''' Well, daddy, all the calories in the chicken are found in the skin and in the fat, so I peel off...
->'''Papa Klump:''' Now what you talkin' 'bout? "That's where all the fat and calories is"? You know where that comes from? Watchin' that damn TV! (''starts helping himself to more food'') Every time you turn it on, they got somebody in there talkin' bout "Lose weight!", "Get healthy!", "Get in shape!". Got everybody lookin' all anorexic talkin' 'bout that's healthy! I know what healthy is! (''[[HypocriticalHumor pours gravy all over his plate of collard greens]]'') And tell you somethin' else: I don't know why everyone's tryin' to lose weight in the first place! Ain't
->Ain't everyone supposed to be the same size! 'Sposed to be all different! Big, small, medium, midget, you 'sposed to have all of that. And I don't know what it is that everybody wants to be the same size. Like that OprahWinfrey. She go and lose her weight, wasn't nothin' wrong with her, she was fine! Oprah was a fox! She lose all that weight and her head look big, skin hangin' all over. And LutherVandross, nigga used to be the black Pavarotti! Lost all that weight, lookin' all ashy. Oprah and Luther need to keep their ass one way 'cause I'm confused!
-->-- '''Papa Klump''', ''TheNuttyProfessor'' (1996)(1996)

->The second it was revealed yesterday that the 2015 Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Issue would feature their first “plus-size model“, people put on their coats and shoes, walked their asses down to the nearest book store, bought a dictionary, wrapped it up, and threw that shit in the [=FedEx=] truck bound for the SI head office with a note attached that read ''“The definition of ‘plus-size’ is on page 798, take a look – xo, everyone with working eyes“'', because their so-called plus-sized model looked pretty much like an original recipe model...''“A variety of sizes”'' – sure, if the sizes range from XS (xtra sexy) to XL (xtreme-ly sexy).
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/02/07/sports-illustrated-swimsuit-model-robyn-lawley-hates-that-shes-considered-plus-size/ DListed]]''''', "''Sports Illustrated'' Swimsuit Model Robyn Lawley Hates That She’s Considered Plus-Size"
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->'''Papa Klump:''' Now what you talkin' 'bout? "That's where all the fat and calories is"? You know where that comes from? Watchin' that damn TV! (''starts helping himself to more food'') Every time you turn it on, they got somebody in there talkin' bout "Lose weight!", "Get healthy!", "Get in shape!". Got everybody lookin' all anorexic talkin' 'bout that's healthy! I know what healthy is! (''[[HypocriticalHumor pours gravy all over his plate]]'') And tell you somethin' else: I don't know why everyone's tryin' to lose weight in the first place! Ain't everyone supposed to be the same size! 'Sposed to be all different! Big, small, medium, midget, you 'sposed to have all of that. And I don't know what it is that everybody wants to be the same size. Like that OprahWinfrey. She go and lose her weight, wasn't nothin' wrong with her, she was fine! Oprah was a fox! She lose all that weight and her head look big, skin hangin' all over. And LutherVandross, nigga used to be the black Pavarotti! Lost all that weight, lookin' all ashy. Oprah and Luther need to keep their ass one way 'cause I'm confused!

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->'''Papa Klump:''' Now what you talkin' 'bout? "That's where all the fat and calories is"? You know where that comes from? Watchin' that damn TV! (''starts helping himself to more food'') Every time you turn it on, they got somebody in there talkin' bout "Lose weight!", "Get healthy!", "Get in shape!". Got everybody lookin' all anorexic talkin' 'bout that's healthy! I know what healthy is! (''[[HypocriticalHumor pours gravy all over his plate]]'') plate of collard greens]]'') And tell you somethin' else: I don't know why everyone's tryin' to lose weight in the first place! Ain't everyone supposed to be the same size! 'Sposed to be all different! Big, small, medium, midget, you 'sposed to have all of that. And I don't know what it is that everybody wants to be the same size. Like that OprahWinfrey. She go and lose her weight, wasn't nothin' wrong with her, she was fine! Oprah was a fox! She lose all that weight and her head look big, skin hangin' all over. And LutherVandross, nigga used to be the black Pavarotti! Lost all that weight, lookin' all ashy. Oprah and Luther need to keep their ass one way 'cause I'm confused!
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->''"'Sorry, not into fat guys.'\\\
I shrugged it off. I've gotten [[StepfordSnarker very good at shrugging]]. Shrugging is a much more preferable response than getting the idea into my head that body shape should preclude me from sex and romance. What an alien concept! This concept is just as alien as the idea that all gay men need to kill themselves to look like Ken dolls in order to be respected."''
-->--'''''Jezebel''''', [[http://jezebel.com/beach-body-horror-story-lifes-a-beach-and-then-you-die-1609586130 "Life's a Beach and Then You Die"]]
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->''"Silverstone is not very good. But there was also something of a controversy at the time... there were people criticizing Silverstone for being fat in this movie, because she had difficulty getting into the skintight rubber Batgirl suit. You know who else has difficulty getting into a skintight rubber suit? '''''EVERYONE WHO IS ALIVE.'''''"''
-->--'''[[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-odyssey-neal-adams-review/ Laura Hudson]]''', "The Complete and Utter Insanity of ''ComicBook/BatmanOdyssey''"

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->''"Silverstone ->''"''[Alicia]'' Silverstone is not very good. But there was also something of a controversy at the time... there were people criticizing Silverstone for being fat in this movie, because she had difficulty getting into the skintight rubber Batgirl suit. You know who else has difficulty getting into a skintight rubber suit? '''''EVERYONE WHO IS ALIVE.'''''"''
-->--'''[[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-odyssey-neal-adams-review/ Laura Hudson]]''', "The Complete and Utter Insanity of ''ComicBook/BatmanOdyssey''"
com/batman-and-robin-movie-review/ Chris Sims]]''' on ''Film/BatmanAndRobin''
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->''"Silverstone is not very good. But there was also something of a controversy at the time... there were people criticizing Silverstone for being fat in this movie, because she had difficulty getting into the skintight rubber Batgirl suit. You know who else has difficulty getting into a skintight rubber suit? '''''EVERYONE WHO IS ALIVE.'''''"''
-->--'''[[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-odyssey-neal-adams-review/ Laura Hudson]]''', "The Complete and Utter Insanity of ''ComicBook/BatmanOdyssey''"
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->'''Papa Klump:''' Now what you talkin' 'bout? "That's where all the fat and calories is"? You know where that comes from? Watchin' that damn TV! (''starts helping himself to more food'') Every time you turn it on, they got somebody in there talkin' bout "Lose weight!", "Get healthy!", "Get in shape!". Got everybody lookin' all anorexic talkin' 'bout that's healthy! I know what healthy is! (''[[HypocriticalHumor pours gravy all over his plate]]'') And tell you somethin' else: I don't know why everyone's tryin' to lose weight in the first place! Ain't everyone supposed to be the same size! 'Sposed to be all different! Big, small, medium, midget, you 'sposed to have all of that. And I don't know what it is that everybody wants to be the same size. Like that OprahWinfrey. She go and lose her weight, wasn't nothin' wrong with her, she was fine! Oprah was a fox! She lose all that weight and her head look big, skin hangin' all over. And LutherVandross, [[NWordPrivileges n*gga]] used to be the black Pavarotti! Lost all that weight, lookin' all ashy. Oprah and Luther need to keep their ass one way 'cause I'm confused!

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->'''Papa Klump:''' Now what you talkin' 'bout? "That's where all the fat and calories is"? You know where that comes from? Watchin' that damn TV! (''starts helping himself to more food'') Every time you turn it on, they got somebody in there talkin' bout "Lose weight!", "Get healthy!", "Get in shape!". Got everybody lookin' all anorexic talkin' 'bout that's healthy! I know what healthy is! (''[[HypocriticalHumor pours gravy all over his plate]]'') And tell you somethin' else: I don't know why everyone's tryin' to lose weight in the first place! Ain't everyone supposed to be the same size! 'Sposed to be all different! Big, small, medium, midget, you 'sposed to have all of that. And I don't know what it is that everybody wants to be the same size. Like that OprahWinfrey. She go and lose her weight, wasn't nothin' wrong with her, she was fine! Oprah was a fox! She lose all that weight and her head look big, skin hangin' all over. And LutherVandross, [[NWordPrivileges n*gga]] nigga used to be the black Pavarotti! Lost all that weight, lookin' all ashy. Oprah and Luther need to keep their ass one way 'cause I'm confused!

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