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->'''Professor Crump''': Argh! No, I'm not! I'm not! Am I?

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->'''Professor Crump''': Argh! ''(waking up)'' Argh!!! No, I'm not! I'm not! Am I?
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-->-- ''[[ParallelPornTitles Sex Trek: Where No Man Has Cum B4]]''

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-->-- ''[[ParallelPornTitles Sex Trek: Where No Man Has Cum B4]]''B4]]''

->'''Ernie''': Is he dead?
->'''Fred''': [[SuddenlyShouting 'COURSE HE'S DEAD!]]
->'''Ernie''': So, erm, what's the mirror for?
->'''Fred''': I want a second opinion. Go on.
->'''Ernie''': Right.
->'''Fred''': 'Ave a look.
->'''Ernie''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint He's still there]].
->'''Fred''': Is the glass misted over?
->'''Ernie''': No.
->'''Fred''': He's dead.
->'''Professor Crump''': Argh! No, I'm not! I'm not! Am I?
->'''Fred''': He must have been holding his breath!
-->-- ''Film/CarryOnBehind''
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-->-- ''[[ParellelPornTitles Sex Trek: Where No Man Has Cum B4]]''

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-->-- ''[[ParellelPornTitles ''[[ParallelPornTitles Sex Trek: Where No Man Has Cum B4]]''
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-->-- ''Sex Trek: Where No Man Has Cum B4''

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-->-- ''Sex ''[[ParellelPornTitles Sex Trek: Where No Man Has Cum B4''B4]]''
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->''[[HumanPopsicle Sleeper pod]] opens to reveal a shirtless [[FanDisservice Ron Jeremy]].''

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->''[[HumanPopsicle Sleeper pod]] opens to reveal a shirtless [[FanDisservice shirtless Ron Jeremy]].''



->'''Boner:''' Can you blame me?!!

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->'''Boner:''' Can you blame ''blame'' me?!!
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->'''Captain Quirk:''' How do ya know? You haven't even examined him!
->'''Boner:''' Can you blame me?

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->'''Captain Quirk:''' How do ya know? You haven't even examined him!
him.
->'''Boner:''' Can you blame me?me?!!

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-->-- '''Redshirt Rabbit''' (with apologies to Music/JeffersonAirplane)

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\n-->-- '''Redshirt Rabbit''' (with apologies to Music/JeffersonAirplane)Music/JeffersonAirplane)

->''[[HumanPopsicle Sleeper pod]] opens to reveal a shirtless [[FanDisservice Ron Jeremy]].''
->'''Captain Quirk:''' My God! Put some clothes on that man!
->'''Boner:''' I'm afraid he's dead, Jim.
->'''Captain Quirk:''' How do ya know? You haven't even examined him!
->'''Boner:''' Can you blame me?
-->-- ''Sex Trek: Where No Man Has Cum B4''
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->'''Detective Somerset:''' What time did you confirm the death?
->'''Officer Davis:''' Like I said, I didn't touch him, but he's had his face in a plate of spaghetti for about forty-five minutes now.
->'''Detective Mills:''' Hold on... you mean you didn't check for vital signs?
->'''Officer Davis:''' Did I stutter? Believe me, he ain't breathing, unless he's started breathing spaghetti sauce.
->'''Detective Mills:''' The point is, whenever you find--
->'''Officer Davis:''' Begging your pardon, but the guy's sitting in pile of his own shit and piss. If he ain't dead, he would've stood up by now.
-->-- ''Film/Se7en''

->''When logic, and emotion''\\
''Are warring in Spock's head''\\
''And the engineers are talking technobabble''\\
''And the captain's off his meds''\\
''Remember what the surgeon said,''\\
''"Jim, he's dead."''\\
''"Jim, he's dead."''

-->-- '''Redshirt Rabbit''' (with apologies to Music/JeffersonAirplane)

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