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->"...Anyway, with it being [[TimeSkip seven years later]], Jonathan Joestar has ballooned into a [[Creator/RobLiefeld Liefeld]] character. Just sayin', compare this physique to something from ''ComicBook/{{Youngblood|ImageComics}}."''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''', on ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventurePhantomBlood''

->''"Jonathan? I'm guessing he's from England like you?" Rohan threw in, eyes draping over the sculpted muscles and abs peeking from under Jonathan's short top. He would make a great model for a character Rohan was working on in one of his latest manga pieces. He took a mental note to draw him when the chance presented itself, once he was awake, of course.''

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->''"[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable Josuke]] nodded, having to tilt his head up
a [[Creator/RobLiefeld Liefeld]] character. Just sayin', compare bit to meet [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventurePhantomBlood Jonathan]]'s eyes. Although he was tall himself, this physique guy completely dwarfed him. He couldn't be any taller than Jotaro, yet he still made people feel as if the difference was bigger. His thighs were thick like tree trunks, and his rippling muscles looked like he could break a door with one swing of his fist. Josuke was tempted to something from ''ComicBook/{{Youngblood|ImageComics}}.ask about his workout routine, but he didn't push it in the end. After all, with a body like that, [[SuperpowerfulGenetics genetics probably played a big role too]], [[DramaticIrony and he highly doubted they were related in any way]]."''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''', on ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventurePhantomBlood''

->''"Jonathan?
''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/25250464/chapters/61211947 The Jojos React To Their Bizarre Adventures]]''

->''"[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventurePhantomBlood Jonathan]]?
I'm guessing he's from England like you?" Rohan [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable Rohan]] threw in, eyes draping over the sculpted muscles and abs peeking from under Jonathan's short top. He would make a great model for a character Rohan was working on in one of his latest manga pieces. He took a mental note to draw him when the chance presented itself, once he was awake, of course.''



->''Josuke nodded, having to tilt his head up a bit to meet Jonathan’s eyes. Although he was tall himself, this guy completely dwarfed him. He couldn’t be any taller than Jotaro, yet he still made people feel as if the difference was bigger. His thighs were thick like tree trunks, and his rippling muscles looked like he could break a door with one swing of his fist. Josuke was tempted to ask about his workout routine, but he didn’t push it in the end. After all, with a body like that, genetics probably played a big role too, and he highly doubted they were related in any way.''
-->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/25250464/chapters/61211947 The Jojos React To Their Bizarre Adventures]]''

->''Men should be buff! Women should be vavoom!''
-->-- '''Creator/HiromuArakawa'''

->''The gynoid's pussitronic brain assessed this fine specimen standing erect before her. A handsome, [[LanternJawOfJustice straight-jawed]] man in a space-black uniform, with silver shoulder pads and [[UnderwearOfPower external jockstrap]]. [[ChestOfMedals Gleaming medals]] marked a broad chest, trim breeches hugged powerful legs and tight buttocks, a polished rocket-pistol rode his narrow hips, supple leather boots clung to his calves. [[Film/TheAdventuresOfCaptainProton Proton's]] features were regular and strong; his hair brown and wavy; his steely eyes showed the courage, strength, patriotism, determination, flair, initiative, commitment, loyalty, sexual prowess, hunger for adventure, thirst for knowledge, taste for danger and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking talent for paperwork]] expected of an elite member of the Space Rangers. If it weren't for the fact that [[{{Camp}} anyone dressed like that was likely to be gay]], she would have ravished him on the spot!''

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->''Josuke nodded, having to tilt his head up a bit to meet Jonathan’s eyes. Although he was tall himself, this guy completely dwarfed him. He couldn’t be any taller than Jotaro, yet he still made people feel as if the difference was bigger. His thighs were thick like tree trunks, and his rippling muscles looked like he could break a door with one swing of his fist. Josuke was tempted to ask about his workout routine, but he didn’t push it in the end. After all, with a body like that, genetics probably played a big role too, and he highly doubted they were related in any way.''
-->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/25250464/chapters/61211947 The Jojos React To Their Bizarre Adventures]]''

->''Men should be buff! Women should be vavoom!''
-->-- '''Creator/HiromuArakawa'''

->''The gynoid's
->''"The [[{{Fembot}} gynoid]]'s pussitronic brain assessed this fine specimen standing erect before her. A handsome, [[LanternJawOfJustice straight-jawed]] man in a space-black uniform, with silver shoulder pads and [[UnderwearOfPower external jockstrap]]. [[ChestOfMedals Gleaming medals]] marked a broad chest, trim breeches hugged powerful legs and tight buttocks, a polished rocket-pistol rode his narrow hips, supple leather boots clung to his calves. [[Film/TheAdventuresOfCaptainProton Proton's]] Proton]]'s features were regular and strong; his hair brown and wavy; his steely eyes showed the courage, strength, patriotism, determination, flair, initiative, commitment, loyalty, sexual prowess, hunger for adventure, thirst for knowledge, taste for danger and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking talent for paperwork]] expected of an elite member of the Space Rangers. If it weren't for the fact that [[{{Camp}} anyone dressed like that was likely to be gay]], she would have ravished him on the spot!''spot!"''




->"There was a time when heroes were straight-limbed, [[LanternJawOfJustice lantern-jawed]], well-bred, and British!"

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was a time when heroes were straight-limbed, [[LanternJawOfJustice lantern-jawed]], well-bred, and British!" British!"''



->'''Chiatzou:''' But Tien, the doctor said if your shoulders get any bigger--\\
'''Tien:''' ''That's why we don't see him anymore.''
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' Episode 41, "The Trouble with Time Travel"

->''It was a five hundred mile journey and, surprisingly, quite uneventful. People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys. People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like,'' “Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else.”
-->--''Literature/GuardsGuards''

->''The Baron extended his chest six inches and followed it across to where Belsworth was standing.''
-->-- ''Giggles Bags The Borg''

->'''Muriel:''' I think you should marry Hercules. He's got such a beautiful physique.
->'''Labia:''' Mum, with all those muscles he looks like a condom full of walnuts!
->'''Muriel:''' Well don't think you're marrying Testiculi--you're marrying Hercules!
->'''Labia:''' Aww, get real mum! I'm not marrying someone with bigger tits than me!

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->'''Chiatzou:''' But Tien, the doctor said if your shoulders get any bigger--\\
'''Tien:''' ''That's why we don't see him anymore.''
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' Episode 41, "The Trouble with Time Travel"

->''It was a five hundred mile journey and, surprisingly, quite uneventful. People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys. People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like,'' “Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else.”
-->--''Literature/GuardsGuards''

->''The Baron extended his chest six inches and followed it across to where Belsworth was standing.''
-->-- ''Giggles Bags The Borg''

->'''Muriel:''' I think you should marry Hercules. He's got such a beautiful physique.
->'''Labia:'''
physique.\\
'''Labia:'''
Mum, with all those muscles he looks like a condom full of walnuts!
->'''Muriel:'''
walnuts! \\
'''Muriel:'''
Well don't think you're marrying Testiculi--you're marrying Hercules!
->'''Labia:'''
Hercules!\\
'''Labia:'''
Aww, get real mum! I'm not marrying someone with bigger tits than me!




->'''Atreus''': Father, when will I look like you?\\
'''Kratos''': In what way?\\
'''Atreus''': Like... bigger. When do I get muscles like yours?\\
'''Kratos''': When you ''work'' for them.\\
'''Atreus''': But Baldur was REALLY strong, [[StrongerThanTheyLook and he didn't have any muscles]].\\
'''Kratos''': My strength does not come from my body, but both are honed by discipline.\\
'''Atreus''': What does that mean?\\
'''Mimir''': It means you got the strength of a God no matter what, lad. But if you want the ''physique'' of one, [[BoxingLessonsForSuperman you'd better start picking heavy things up and putting 'em back down]].
-->--''VideoGame/GodOfWarRagnarok''

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->''"It was a five hundred mile journey and, surprisingly, quite uneventful. People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys. People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like, ''[='=]Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else.'"''
-->-- ''Literature/GuardsGuards''
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->'''Atreus:'''
Father, when will I look like you?\\
'''Kratos''': '''Kratos:''' In what way?\\
'''Atreus''': '''Atreus:''' Like... bigger. When do I get muscles like yours?\\
'''Kratos''': '''Kratos:''' When you ''work'' for them.\\
'''Atreus''': '''Atreus:''' But Baldur was REALLY strong, [[StrongerThanTheyLook and he didn't have any muscles]].\\
'''Kratos''': '''Kratos:''' My strength does not come from my body, but both are honed by discipline.\\
'''Atreus''': '''Atreus:''' What does that mean?\\
'''Mimir''': '''Mimir:''' It means [[SuperStrength you got the strength of a God God]] [[SemiDivine no matter what, what]], lad. But if you want the ''physique'' of one, [[BoxingLessonsForSuperman you'd better start picking heavy things up and putting 'em back down]].
-->--''VideoGame/GodOfWarRagnarok''-->-- ''VideoGame/GodOfWarRagnarok''
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->''"...Anyway, with it being [[TimeSkip seven years later]], Jonathan Joestar has ballooned into a [[Creator/RobLiefeld Liefeld]] character. Just sayin', compare this physique to something from ''ComicBook/{{Youngblood|ImageComics}}''."''
-->-- '''Linkara''' of ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall'', on ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventurePhantomBlood''

->'''Chiatzou:''' But Tien, the doctor said if your shoulders get any bigger--\\
'''Tien:''' ''That's why we don't see him anymore.''
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'', "[[Recap/DragonBallZAbridgedE41 The Trouble with Time Travel]]"
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->''Men should be buff! Women should be vavoom!''
-->-- '''Creator/HiromuArakawa'''

->''"The Baron extended his chest six inches and followed it across to where Belsworth was standing."''
-->-- ''Giggles Bags The Borg''
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->"...Anyway, with it being [[TimeSkip seven years later]], Jonathan Joestar has ballooned into a [[Creator/RobLiefeld Liefeld]] character. Just sayin', compare this physique to something from ''ComicBook/{{Youngblood}}."''

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->"...Anyway, with it being [[TimeSkip seven years later]], Jonathan Joestar has ballooned into a [[Creator/RobLiefeld Liefeld]] character. Just sayin', compare this physique to something from ''ComicBook/{{Youngblood}}.''ComicBook/{{Youngblood|ImageComics}}."''
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->'''Atreus''': Father, when will I look like you?\\
'''Kratos''': In what way?\\
'''Atreus''': Like... bigger. When do I get muscles like yours?\\
'''Kratos''': When you ''work'' for them.\\
'''Atreus''': But Baldur was REALLY strong, [[StrongerThanTheyLook and he didn't have any muscles]].\\
'''Kratos''': My strength does not come from my body, but both are honed by discipline.\\
'''Atreus''': What does that mean?\\
'''Mimir''': It means you got the strength of a God no matter what, lad. But if you want the ''physique'' of one, [[BoxingLessonsForSuperman you'd better start picking heavy things up and putting 'em back down]].
-->--''VideoGame/GodOfWarRagnarok''
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->''"Jonathan? I'm guessing he's from England like you?" Rohan threw in, eyes draping over the sculpted muscles and abs peeking from under Jonathan's [[BareYourMidriff short top]]. He would make a great model for a character Rohan was working on in one of his latest manga pieces. He took a mental note to draw him when the chance presented itself, once he was awake, of course.''

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->''"Jonathan? I'm guessing he's from England like you?" Rohan threw in, eyes draping over the sculpted muscles and abs peeking from under Jonathan's [[BareYourMidriff short top]].top. He would make a great model for a character Rohan was working on in one of his latest manga pieces. He took a mental note to draw him when the chance presented itself, once he was awake, of course.''
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-->-- '''Linkara''', ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall'' on ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventurePhantomBlood''

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-->-- '''Linkara''', ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall'' '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''', on ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventurePhantomBlood''
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->'''Muriel:''' I think you should marry Hercules. He's got such a beautiful physique!

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->'''Muriel:''' I think you should marry Hercules. He's got such a beautiful physique!physique.

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->'''Muriel:''' I think you should marry Hercules. He's got such a beautiful physique!
->'''Labia:''' Mum, with all those muscles he looks like a condom full of walnuts!
->'''Muriel:''' Well don't think you're marrying Testiculi--you're marrying Hercules!
->'''Labia:''' Aww, get real mum! I'm not marrying someone with bigger tits than me!
-->-- ''Film/HerculesReturns''

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->"...Anyway, with it being [[TimeSkip seven years later]], Jonathan Joestar has ballooned into a [[Creator/RobLiefeld Liefeld]] character. Just sayin'. Compare this physique to something from ''ComicBook/{{Youngblood}}."''

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->"...Anyway, with it being [[TimeSkip seven years later]], Jonathan Joestar has ballooned into a [[Creator/RobLiefeld Liefeld]] character. Just sayin'. Compare sayin', compare this physique to something from ''ComicBook/{{Youngblood}}."''


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->''Josuke nodded, having to tilt his head up a bit to meet Jonathan’s eyes. Although he was tall himself, this guy completely dwarfed him. He couldn’t be any taller than Jotaro, yet he still made people feel as if the difference was bigger. His thighs were thick like tree trunks, and his rippling muscles looked like he could break a door with one swing of his fist. Josuke was tempted to ask about his workout routine, but he didn’t push it in the end. After all, with a body like that, genetics probably played a big role too, and he highly doubted they were related in any way.''
-->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/25250464/chapters/61211947 The Jojos React To Their Bizarre Adventures]]''
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->'''Chiatzou:''' But Tien, the doctor said if your shoulders get any bigger-\\

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->'''Chiatzou:''' But Tien, the doctor said if your shoulders get any bigger-\\bigger--\\



->The Baron extended his chest six inches and followed it across to where Belsworth was standing.

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-->-- ''Giggles Bags The Borg''

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->''"Jonathan? I'm guessing he's from England like you?" Rohan threw in, eyes draping over the sculpted muscles and abs peeking from under Jonathan's short top. He would make a great model for a character Rohan was working on in one of his latest manga pieces. He took a mental note to draw him when the chance presented itself, once he was awake, of course.''

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->''"Jonathan? I'm guessing he's from England like you?" Rohan threw in, eyes draping over the sculpted muscles and abs peeking from under Jonathan's [[BareYourMidriff short top.top]]. He would make a great model for a character Rohan was working on in one of his latest manga pieces. He took a mental note to draw him when the chance presented itself, once he was awake, of course.''

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->''"Jonathan? I'm guessing he's from England like you?" Rohan threw in, eyes draping over the sculpted muscles and abs peeking from under Jonathan's short top. He would make a great model for a character Rohan was working on in one of his latest manga pieces. He took a mental note to draw him when the chance presented itself, once he was awake, of course.''
-->-- ''Fanfic/JonathanJoestarTheFirstJoJo''
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-->-- '''Linkara''', ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall'' on ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventurePhantomBlood''


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-->-- '''Linkara''', ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall'' on ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventurePhantomBlood''

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->"...Anyway, with it being [[TimeSkip seven years later]], Jonathan Joestar has ballooned into a [[Creator/RobLiefeld Liefeld]] character. Just sayin'. Compare this physique to something from ''ComicBook/{{Youngblood}}.''

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->"...Anyway, with it being [[TimeSkip seven years later]], Jonathan Joestar has ballooned into a [[Creator/RobLiefeld Liefeld]] character. Just sayin'. Compare this physique to something from ''ComicBook/{{Youngblood}}.''"''
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->"...Anyway, with it being [[TimeSkip seven years later]], Jonathan Joestar has ballooned into a [[Creator/RobLiefeld Liefeld]] character. Just sayin'. Compare this physique to something from ''ComicBook/{{Youngblood}}.''
-->-- '''Linkara''', ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall'' on ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventurePhantomBlood''

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->''It was a five hundred mile journey and, surprisingly, quite uneventful. People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys. People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like,'' “Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else.”
-->--''Literature/GuardsGuards''
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->''The gynoid's pussitronic brain assessed this fine specimen standing erect before her. A handsome, straight-jawed man in a space-black uniform, with silver shoulder pads and external jockstrap. Gleaming medals marked a broad chest, trim breeches hugged powerful legs and tight buttocks, a polished rocket-pistol rode his narrow hips, supple leather boots clung to his calves. [[Film/TheAdventuresOfCaptainProton Proton's]] features were regular and strong; his hair brown and wavy; his steely eyes showed the courage, strength, patriotism, determination, flair, initiative, commitment, loyalty, sexual prowess, hunger for adventure, thirst for knowledge, taste for danger and talent for paperwork expected of an elite member of the Space Rangers. If it weren't for the fact that [[{{Camp}} anyone dressed like that was likely to be gay]], she would have ravished him on the spot!''

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->''The gynoid's pussitronic brain assessed this fine specimen standing erect before her. A handsome, straight-jawed [[LanternJawOfJustice straight-jawed]] man in a space-black uniform, with silver shoulder pads and [[UnderwearOfPower external jockstrap. jockstrap]]. [[ChestOfMedals Gleaming medals medals]] marked a broad chest, trim breeches hugged powerful legs and tight buttocks, a polished rocket-pistol rode his narrow hips, supple leather boots clung to his calves. [[Film/TheAdventuresOfCaptainProton Proton's]] features were regular and strong; his hair brown and wavy; his steely eyes showed the courage, strength, patriotism, determination, flair, initiative, commitment, loyalty, sexual prowess, hunger for adventure, thirst for knowledge, taste for danger and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking talent for paperwork paperwork]] expected of an elite member of the Space Rangers. If it weren't for the fact that [[{{Camp}} anyone dressed like that was likely to be gay]], she would have ravished him on the spot!''
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-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''

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-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''
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-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallAbridged'' episode 41, "The Trouble with Time Travel"

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-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallAbridged'' episode ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' Episode 41, "The Trouble with Time Travel"
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->'''Chiatzou:''' But Tien, the doctor said if your shoulders get any bigger-\\
'''Tien:''' ''That's why we don't see him anymore.''
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->"There was a time when heroes were straight-limbed, [[LanternJawOfJustice lantern-jawed]], well-bred, and British!"
-->-- Trailer of ''Film/{{Bullshot}}''
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->''The gynoid's pussitronic brain assessed this fine specimen standing erect before her. A handsome, straight-jawed man in a space-black uniform, with silver shoulder pads and external jockstrap. Gleaming medals marked a broad chest, trim breeches hugged powerful legs and tight buttocks, a polished rocket-pistol rode his narrow hips, supple leather boots clung to his calves. Proton's features were regular and strong; his hair brown and wavy; his steely eyes showed the courage, strength, patriotism, determination, flair, initiative, commitment, loyalty, sexual prowess, hunger for adventure, thirst for knowledge, taste for danger and talent for paperwork expected of an elite member of the Space Rangers. If it weren't for the fact that anyone dressed like that was likely to be gay, she would have ravished him on the spot!''

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->''The gynoid's pussitronic brain assessed this fine specimen standing erect before her. A handsome, straight-jawed man in a space-black uniform, with silver shoulder pads and external jockstrap. Gleaming medals marked a broad chest, trim breeches hugged powerful legs and tight buttocks, a polished rocket-pistol rode his narrow hips, supple leather boots clung to his calves. Proton's [[Film/TheAdventuresOfCaptainProton Proton's]] features were regular and strong; his hair brown and wavy; his steely eyes showed the courage, strength, patriotism, determination, flair, initiative, commitment, loyalty, sexual prowess, hunger for adventure, thirst for knowledge, taste for danger and talent for paperwork expected of an elite member of the Space Rangers. If it weren't for the fact that [[{{Camp}} anyone dressed like that was likely to be gay, gay]], she would have ravished him on the spot!''
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-->-- ''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space''

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-->-- ''Plan '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space''Space'''

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-->--'''HiromuArakawa'''

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-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''

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-->--'''HiromuArakawa'''

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-->--'''HiromuArakawa'''-->--'''HiromuArakawa'''

->''The gynoid's pussitronic brain assessed this fine specimen standing erect before her. A handsome, straight-jawed man in a space-black uniform, with silver shoulder pads and external jockstrap. Gleaming medals marked a broad chest, trim breeches hugged powerful legs and tight buttocks, a polished rocket-pistol rode his narrow hips, supple leather boots clung to his calves. Proton's features were regular and strong; his hair brown and wavy; his steely eyes showed the courage, strength, patriotism, determination, flair, initiative, commitment, loyalty, sexual prowess, hunger for adventure, thirst for knowledge, taste for danger and talent for paperwork expected of an elite member of the Space Rangers. If it weren't for the fact that anyone dressed like that was likely to be gay, she would have ravished him on the spot!''
-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''
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->''Men should be buff! Women should be vavoom!''
-->--'''HiromuArakawa'''

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