History Quotes / HandCannon

-->-- '''Luke Valentine''', ''[[Manga/Hellsing Hellsing Ultimate]]'' on Alucard's Jackal.

-->-- '''Ort-Meyer''', ''VideoGame/HitmanCodename47''

-->--'''Ort-Meyer''', ''VideoGame/HitmanCodename47''

-->-- '''''Film/{{Hellboy}}'''''

[[=McBain=] fires part of the book through the wall]\\

->'''[=McBain=]:''' But, captain, I can't avenge my partner's death with this pea shooter.
->'''Captain:''' I don't wanna hear it, [=McBain=] – tha-that cannon of yours is against regulations! In this department, we go by the book.
->[[=McBain=] fires part of the book through the wall]
->'''[=McBain=]:''' Bye, book.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->''"Why the fuck didn't you tell us there was someone in the bathroom? Slip your mind? Did you forget that there was someone in there with a goddamn [[TropeNamers hand cannon?]]"''

->''"I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinkin', 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Now, to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and will blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' '''Well, do ya, punk?!'''"''

->''"[[CompensatingForSomething Putting it down your pants]] compensates not only for your own penis, but for every penis within a twenty five mile radius."''

->''"Put two wheels on this thing and it's a cannon."''

->''"Stranger! (laughs) What do you need that for? Goin' hunting an elephant?"''
-->-- '''The Merchant''', ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil4'', on purchasing the Handcannon

->''"[[TheDreaded "Monster of the East"]], huh? Well, I've got the Monster of the West right here in my holster. Hope I get to introduce them."''

->'''[=McBain=]:''' But, captain, I can't avenge my partner's death with the pea shooter.

->''"The Five Hundred Magnum from our mutual friends at Smith and Wesson. Makes the gun of Film/DirtyHarry look like a weasel's cock. Enough to stop even the largest chraging buck."''

->''McBain:'' But, captain, I can't avenge my partner's death with the pea shooter.
->''Captain:'' I don't wanna hear it, McBain – tha-that cannon of yours is against regulations! In this department, we go by the book. [McBain fires part of the book through the wall]
->''McBain:'' Bye, book.
-->-- Simpsons

->''"Stranger. (laughs) What do you need that for? Goin' hunting an elephant?"''

->"''[[TheDreaded "Monster of the East"]], huh? Well, I've got the Monster of the West right here in my holster. Hope I get to introduce them.''"
-->--'''NCR Ranger chatter''', ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas''

->''"Why the fuck didn't you tell us there was someone in the bathroom? Slip your mind? Did you forget that there was someone in there with a goddamn [[TropeNamer hand cannon?]]"''

-->-- '''StephenFry''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXDXh5rPMn0#t=1m7s after firing a .44 Magnum.]]

-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKAMrYjrL3A "The Rageaholic" review]] on ''[[Film/{{Deathwish}} Death Wish 3]]'', referring to [[Creator/CharlesBronson Paul]] [[VigilanteMan Kersey's]] [[ICallItVera "friend"]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.475_Wildey_Magnum .475 Wildey]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wildey Magnum]].

->'''"Holy mackerel!"'''

->"I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinkin', 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Now, to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and will blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' ''Well, do ya, punk?!''"
-->-- '''Inspector Harry Callahan''', ''DirtyHarry''

->"'''Holy mackerel!'''"
-->-- StephenFry, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXDXh5rPMn0#t=1m7s after firing it.]]

->"[[CompensatingForSomething Putting it down your pants]] compensates not only for your own penis, but for every penis within a twenty five mile radius."
-->'''Ben Thompson''', talking about the [[http://www.badassoftheweek.com/500magnum.html S&W .500 Magnum]].

->''Put two wheels on this thing and it's a cannon.''
-->--'''[[http://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day06_english.htm The Ambassador]]''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''

->''Stranger. (laughs) What do you need that for? Goin' hunting an elephant?''
-->-- The Merchant from VideoGame/ResidentEvil4 on purchasing the Handcannon

-->--[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKAMrYjrL3A "The Rageaholic" review]] on ''[[Film/{{Deathwish}} Death Wish 3]]'', referring to [[CharlesBronson Paul]] [[VigilanteMan Kersey's]] [[ICallItVera "friend"]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.475_Wildey_Magnum .475 Wildey]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wildey Magnum]].

-->--[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKAMrYjrL3A "The Rageaholic" review]] on ''[[Film/{{Deathwish}} Death Wish 3]]'', referring to [[CharlesBronson Paul]] [[VigilanteMan Kersey's]] [[ICallItVera "friend"]] .475 Wildey Magnum.

-->--"The Rageaholic" review on ''[[Film/{{Deathwish}} Death Wish 3]]'', referring to [[CharlesBronson Paul]] [[VigilanteMan Kersey's]] [[ICallItVera "friend"]] .475 Wildey Magnum.

-->"WHY DOES THAT HOWITZER HAVE A HANDLE AND [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] TRIGGER!?!"

->"Why the fuck didn't you tell us there was someone in the bathroom? Slip your mind? Did you forget that there was someone in there with a goddamn [[TropeNamer hand cannon?]]"
-->'''Vince''', ''PulpFiction''

-->--'''Inspector Harry Callahan''', ''DirtyHarry''

-->--StephenFry, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXDXh5rPMn0#t=1m7s after firing it.]]

-> Say hello to my little friend!
-->-- '''Antonio "Tony" Montana''', ''{{Scarface}}''

-->-- The Merchant from [[ResidentEvil Resident Evil 4]] on purchasing the Handcannon

->''Put two wheels on this thing and it's a cannon.''
-->-- '''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''', on the [[http://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day06_english.htm Spy's "Ambassador" Revolver]]

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-->--'''[[http://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day06_english.htm The Ambassador]]''', ''TeamFortress2''