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-->-- '''Gerald''', ''Series/MyFamilyAndOtherAnimals'' (subverted as it turns out he really was seeing her)

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-->-- '''Gerald''', ''Series/MyFamilyAndOtherAnimals'' ''Literature/MyFamilyAndOtherAnimals'' (subverted as it turns out he really was seeing her)
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->'''Rebecca''': Right, I've got to go and see a man about a horse.
->'''Ted''': Huh, I didn't know girls said that when they got to pee
->'''Rebecca''': No Ted, I'm buying a horse.
-->-- ''Series/TedLasso'': '''Mom City'''
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->'''Greg''': "Fregley is in my Phys Ed class at school, and he has this whole made-up language. Like when he needs to go to the bathroom, he says-"
->'''Fregley''': "JUICE! JUUUICE!!!"
-->-- ''Literature/DiaryOfAWimpyKid''
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-->-- ''Advertising/PooPourri''

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-->-- ''Advertising/PooPourri''''Advertising/PooPourri''
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->'''Cow''': "I need to stir the bean, big brother! Will you be much longer?"

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->'''Cow''': "I need to stir stew the bean, beans, big brother! Will you be much longer?"



->'''Cow''': "I gotta peel the onions!"

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->'''Cow''': "I gotta peel the onions!"onion!"



->'''Cow''': "Chicken! It's time to flip the pancakes!"

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->'''Cow''': "Chicken! It's time to flip the pancakes!"pickles!"



->'''Dad''': "I must wash the windows!"

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->'''Dad''': "I must wash the windows!"window!"



->'''Cow''': "Let the puppies run, please!"

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->'''Cow''': "Let me let the puppies run, please!"



->'''Cow''': "May I please stabber out the facts?"
->'''Mom''': "I... I... got to strike my pansy!"

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->'''Cow''': "May I please stabber hammer out the facts?"
->'''Mom''': "I... I... got to strike straighten my pansy!"fancy!"
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->'''Cow''': "Chicken? Are you done yet? I need to visit the reading room... to read?"
->'''Mom''': "Me too, Chicken. Can I, um, use the bathroom too?"
->'''Dad''': "Come on, son, I gotta core the apple."
->'''Mom''': "I have to launch the raft!"
->'''Dad''': "Come on, Chicken, I have to brick up the chimney!"
->'''Cow''': "I need to stir the bean, big brother! Will you be much longer?"
->'''Chicken''': "I ain't takin' no bath!"
->'''Dad''': "Come on! I gotta, uh.. uh, feed the ducks!"
->'''Cow''': "Why don't you just get it over with, Chicken? I need to wax the board!"
->'''Chicken''': "The bathroom is closed for duration!"
->'''Dad''': "Chicken! For crying out loud, I gotta jump the gun!"
->'''Mom''': "I can't hold it any longer... could you please hurry, honey?"
->'''Cow''': "I gotta peel the onions!"
->'''Chicken''': "How rude! Not while I'm in the tub, bub!"
->'''Mom''': "Hurry up, Chicken! I gotta wash the window!"
->'''Dad''': "I gotta make peace with the Germans."
->'''Mom''': "Gotta run for Congress here!"
->'''Cow & Parents''': "Come on, Chicken, take a bath already!"
->'''Cow''': "Chicken! It's time to flip the pancakes!"
->'''Dad''': "Come on, Chicken!"
->'''Mom''': "I gotta resolve the family crisis!"
->'''Cow''': "I simply must pull the rip cord!"
->'''Dad''': "I must wash the windows!"
->'''Mom''': "I-I-I gotta spoon the balls!"
->'''Cow''': "Let the puppies run, please!"
->'''Dad''': "Gotta shake hands with the president!"
->'''Mom''': "Gotta press the issue!"
->'''Cow''': "Chicken, I need to let the cat out!"
->'''Dad''': "It's time to drive the governor home."
->'''Mom''': "I need to stuff the olives!"
->'''Cow''': "Have to shuck the corn!"
->'''Mom''': "Oooh! It's time to burp the baby!"
->'''Cow''': "May I please stabber out the facts?"
->'''Mom''': "I... I... got to strike my pansy!"
->'''Cow''': "Lay some carpet, por favor."
->'''Dad''': "Gotta talk to the boss!"
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/CowAndChicken'', an example of going to the HurricaneOfEuphemisms, "Chicken in the Bathroom"

->''"If you'll excuse me, pressing engagement!"''
-->-- '''Lincoln Loud''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'', the pilot

->''"Curly gotta woo-woo!"''
-->-- '''Curly Bear''', ''Series/SesameStreet'', "Elmo's Potty Time"

->''"I'll just find the little caveman's room."''
-->-- '''Stitch''', ''WesternAnimation/HorribleHistories'', "The Savage Stone Age"

->''"Where's the little astronaut's room?''"
-->-- '''Clyde [=McBride=]''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'', "Rocket Men"

->''"My pee-pee is escaping. My pee-pee is escaping. My pee-pee is escaping, Daddy."''
-->-- '''Little Bird''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqXqFxdcngw The Potty Song]]"

->''"And he *keeps* wanting to go to the lavatory. But he doesn't *say*, 'I want to go to the lavatory'. He says he must go and see his mother!"''
-->-- '''Gerald''', ''Series/MyFamilyAndOtherAnimals'' (subverted as it turns out he really was seeing her)

->''"I have to see a man about a wallaby."''
-->-- '''Dr. P. Sherman''', ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo''

->''"You're finally back at [your girlfriend]'s place for a little brown chicken brown cow, when you hit with love potion number two."''
->''"You're in a big fancy-pants meeting, when out of nowhere you need to download a brown load."''
->''"You're finally meeting his family of eight over a home-cooked meal big enough for thirty, when you need to bake a kiester casserole."''
-->-- ''Advertising/PooPourri''

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