History Quotes / GlassCannon

-->--'''[[BigBad Roarke]]''', Film/GhostRiderSpiritOfVengeance

-> ... Col. Crazy's weakpoint is that his entire body is rather like a glass jaw.
-->-- '''Foxy''', [[http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Pokemon%20Quartz/Update%2042/index.html Let's Play Pokemon Quartz Chapter 42]]

->"It's like when a blacksmith forges a sword and ignores the strength of the metal used, focusing on its cutting edge alone. The edge may be so finely honed that anything that comes against it will be split in two... But a blade with an incredible cutting edge is often very thin and easily broken."

->"It's like a sniper rifle, if you hit, it's a kill, if you miss... don't miss."
-->--Unknown

->My [Skyrim] character is equal parts destructive magic and paper mache, a fragile shell which vaporizes everything with eldritch fire because nobody thinks to shake my hand first, the force of which would break my biscuity skeleton to powder.
-->-- '''Luke [=McKinney=]''', '''Website/{{Cracked}}'''

->"Imagine using a flamethrower made of paper mache."

->"Kartana is one of the most threatening Pokemon in the USM metagame due to it having [[LightningBruiser insanely high Attack and superb Speed]], making Kartana incredibly hard to counter defensively. Unfortunately, low base HP and pitiful Special Defense make Kartana one of the most specially frail Pokemon in the tier."

-->-- WebAnimation/DeathBattle, on [[StreetFighter Akuma]]

-> '''Black Mage''': I'm the ''caster'', you know. It's like a cannon made out of ''glass''. Like a... dainty figurine so ornately decorated that you can't image how such a thing could exist in this brutal, ugly world. It makes you want to ''weep''. [[SandInMyEyes I've got something in my eye]]. (''Runs away'')
-> '''Thief''': That was... weirder than it had to be.
-> '''Red Mage''': And yet, par for the course.

-->-- WebAnimation/{{Death Battle}}, on [[StreetFighter Akuma]]

-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Eight Bit Theater}}''

-->-- Foxy, [[http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Pokemon%20Quartz/Update%2042/index.html Let's Play Pokemon Quartz Chapter 42]]

-->-- Kamogawa, referring to Miyata, ''HajimeNoIppo''

-->--Unknown.

-->-- Luke [=McKinney=], '''Website/{{Cracked}}'''

-->--[[BigBad Roarke]], Film/GhostRiderSpiritOfVengeance

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-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{Death Battle}}'s'' '''Boomstick''', on [[StreetFighter Akuma]]

-->-- ''{{Death Battle}}'s'' '''Boomstick''', on [[StreetFighter Akuma]]

-->-- ''[[AndrewVachss Terminal]]''

->''"It's like I'm a cannon made out of '''glass.''' Like a... y'know, [[Theatre/TheGlassMenagerie like a dainty figurine so ornately decorated you can't imagine how something so fragile manages to exist in this brutal, ugly world...]] And it makes you '''weep.''"'''
-->-- '''Black Mage''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

-->-- Luke [=McKinney=], '''{{Cracked}}'''

-->-- ''{{Eight Bit Theater}}''