History Quotes / GenreBlindness

->''[[AC:You let [[CargoCult one of those nutty cults]] gain a hold of Mankind and grow to become a '''[[AllHailTheGreatGodMickey State Religion]]''' of The Imperium. Becoming this fucking Ecclesiarchy thing. And then, people start to cut their own fucking spleen out, waving it around and throwing it at people, all in a pool of their own jizz and blood: to profess their love for me. And Then, you let some power-hungry motherfucking bureaucrat become the master of both the Administratum, and that overly dominant Ecclesiarchy Groxshit. Effectively controlling [[FemmeFatale all our hot, leathery assassins]] from the Officio Assassinorum, and [[MilitaryMage all Asshole Psykers]] in the Adeptus Astra Telepathica. Oh, and our Flashlight guys as well. '''[[RuleOfThree AND THEEEN]]''' this balls-to-the-walls paramount of Imeperial incompetence that has become your leader starts to kill and torture anyone and and everyone he feels like [[ForTheEvulz because it makes his bureaucrat balls tingle with delight]] initiating a massive, totally pointless purge of all Mankind. And in addition: he did all this with the most evil fucking name I've ever heard: Goge Vandire.]]\\
[[AC:Seriously, how could you ever trust a guy with that name?'' G-O-G-E Vandire. ''That name is just screaming "I'm gonna take your eye sockets and put my penis into them". I mean, fuck.]]''

->''[[AC:You let [[CargoCult one of those nutty cults]] gain a hold of Mankind and grow to become a '''[[AllHailTheGodMickey State Religion]]''' of The Imperium. Becoming this fucking Ecclesiarchy thing. And then, people start to cut their own fucking spleen out, waving it around and throwing it at people, all in a pool of their own jizz and blood: to profess their love for me. And Then, you let some power-hungry motherfucking bureaucrat become the master of both the Administratum, and that overly dominant Ecclesiarchy Groxshit. Effectively controlling [[FemmeFatale all our hot, leathery assassins]] from the Officio Assassinorum, and [[MilitaryMage all Asshole Psykers]] in the Adeptus Astra Telepathica. Oh, and our Flashlight guys as well. '''[[RuleOfThree AND THEEEN]]''' this balls-to-the-walls paramount of Imeperial incompetence that has become your leader starts to kill and torture anyone and and everyone he feels like [[ForTheEvulz because it makes his bureaucrat balls tingle with delight]] initiating a massive, totally pointless purge of all Mankind. And in addition: he did all this with the most evil fucking name I've ever heard: Goge Vandire. Seriously, how could you ever trust a guy with that name?'' G-O-G-E Vandire. ''That name is just screaming "I'm gonna take your eye sockets and put my penis into them". I mean, fuck.]]

->''[[AC:You let [[CargoCult one of those nutty cults]] gain a hold of Mankind and grow to become a '''[[AllHailTheGodKingMickey State Religion]]''' of The Imperium. Becoming this fucking Ecclesiarchy thing. And then, people start to cut their own fucking spleen out, waving it around and throwing it at people, all in a pool of their own jizz and blood: to profess their love for me. And Then, you let some power-hungry motherfucking bureaucrat become the master of both the Administratum, and that overly dominant Ecclesiarchy Groxshit. Effectively controlling [[FemmeFatale all our hot, leathery assassins]] from the Officio Assassinorum, and [[MilitaryMage all Asshole Psykers]] in the Adeptus Astra Telepathica. Oh, and our Flashlight guys as well. '''[[RuleOfThree AND THEEEN]]''' this balls-to-the-walls paramount of Imeperial incompetence that has become your leader starts to kill and torture anyone and and everyone he feels like [[ForTheEvulz because it makes his bureaucrat balls tingle with delight]] initiating a massive, totally pointless purge of all Mankind. And in addition: he did all this with the most evil fucking name I've ever heard: Goge Vandire. Seriously, how could you ever trust a guy with that name?'' G-O-G-E Vandire. ''That name is just screaming "I'm gonna take your eye sockets and put my penis into them". I mean, fuck.]]

->'''Gwen:''' Rule number one of horror movies: never go off alone. Rule number two: if you do go off alone, don't go in the woods. Rule number three: if you do go in the woods, don't make out in the woods! ... Where are Izzy and Owen?\\
'''Duncan:''' Breaking rules one through three.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama'', "Hook, Line, and Screamer"

-->--''A clueless human woman'', ''Film/AlienVsPredatorRequiem''

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland'', "Hook, Line, and Screamer"

-->-- ''TotalDramaIsland'', "Hook, Line, and Screamer"

-->-- '''Captain Barbossa''', ''[[Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]]''

->''Well, look at that, a real hot noise. But serious, who follows a stranger down a dark alley dressed as pups? I mean, on principle alone, I can't let this end well for ya.''

-->-- [[http://www.empireonline.com/reviews/reviewcomplete.asp?FID=137437 Empire's Dream House Movie Review]]

-> ''"Good morning! I'm looking for a job."''\\

-> “There’s something wrong with this house,” says the serenely beautiful Rachel Weisz’s yummy mummy, Libby. No shit, Sherlock! Most of us have seen enough creepy movies to pack our bags and race to a motel the minute the youngest child discovers a secret room or sees a scary face at the window. But nobody in the movies ever seems to have seen a movie, so they don’t know how to behave.

-> "Yes, when it's Hallerwern night and there's an insane paintin' runnin' around, there's no safer place for a pretty young thing like me than in the shower. My good man, would ya please pass the Port Plus?"

-> '''Harmon Rabb:''' "There's a lot of things you're blind to. But you don't realize it until it's too late."
-->-- ''{{Series/JAG}}'', "Déjà Vu"

-> ''Walking around the aisles of shelves and racks in the Haunted Wine Cellar, you find yourself thinking about how great electric light is, and [[TemptingFate how terrible it would be if you were stuck in total darkness in the basement of the spookiest house in the Kingdom]].''\\

''[[LampshadeHanging You might also think that]], as an adventurer, [[YouJustHadToSayIt you would know better than to have thoughts like that]].''

-->--'''Captain Barbossa''', ''[[Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]]''

-->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2013/09/09/star-trek-deep-space-nine-move-along-home-review/ Darren Mooney]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "Move Along Home"

->"''Right off the top you know who the villain is, because of his [[ScaryShinyGlasses scary shiny glasses]], and, like all transparent villains, he is contractually dumb. Why one would send a morally inflexible and preternaturally strong man on a mission when one has two perfectly competent officers who are already bent is far beyond me. For reasons of villainy, I guess. And I bet he never even bothered to watch the show.''"
-->-- '''Spacey''', ''Pity for the Fool", a review of [[http://www.comicvine.com/a-team-war-stories-ba-/37-205820/user-reviews/?review_id=14602 The A-Team: War Stories:B.A.]]

-> ''"Good morning! I'm looking for a job."''\\
''"The only one left is in an abandoned hotel built on a graveyard, where a madman slaughtered his family and left their bodies in the bathtub."''\\
''[[TooDumbToLive "Okey-dokey."]]''
-->-- '''Italian comedian Marco Bazzoni''' as his character "Baz" [[note]]"Baz, the living multimedia player"[[/note]] pretty much sums up this trope with a farcical re-enacting of '''Film/TheShining'''.

-> “There’s something wrong with this house,” says the serenely beautiful Rachel Weisz’s yummy mummy, Libby. No shit, Sherlock! Most of us have seen enough creepy movies to pack our bags and race to a motel the minute the youngest child discovers a secret room or sees a scary face at the window. But nobody in the movies ever seems to have seen a movie, so they don’t know how to behave.
-->-- [[http://www.empireonline.com/reviews/reviewcomplete.asp?FID=137437 Empire's Dream House Movie Review]]

->'''Gwen:''' "Rule number one of horror movies: never go off alone. Rule number two: if you do go off alone, don't go in the woods. Rule number three: if you do go in the woods, don't make out in the woods! ... Where are Izzy and Owen?"\\
'''Duncan:''' "Breaking rules one through three."
-->--TotalDramaIsland, "Hook, Line, and Screamer"

->''"The good guys wouldn't have been surprised by Darth Vader winning if they'd known from the outset they were in a movie called ''TheEmpireStrikesBack.''"''

-> ''"Good morning! I'm looking for a job."''
-> ''"The only one left is in an abandoned hotel built on a graveyard, where a madman slaughtered his family and left their bodies in the bathtub."''
-> ''[[TooDumbToLive "Okey-dokey."]]''

-> ''Walking around the aisles of shelves and racks in the Haunted Wine Cellar, you find yourself thinking about how great electric light is, and [[TemptingFate how terrible it would be if you were stuck in total darkness in the basement of the spookiest house in the Kingdom]].''
-> ''[[LampshadeHanging You might also think that]], as an adventurer, [[YouJustHadToSayIt you would know better than to have thoughts like that]].''

-->--'''Seanbaby''', ''[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-great-occupations-for-horribly-stupid-people/ 7 Great Occupations for Horribly Stupid People]]''