History Quotes / GenreBlindness

->'''Malcom:''' This is like the beginning of every horror movie I've ever seen. \\

->''"I don't know where we'd be without Delacroix. This whole ship is falling apart and she's the only one who knows what from what. I saw her arguing with that creep [[RenegadeRussian Anatoly Koretzkin]] or whatever his name is, and she was giving it to him but good. But that freak job stares her straight in the eye and starts babbling about how she [[HiveMind 'doesn't know the pleasure of the joyful unity']] or some such. Mama mia, the clowns are running the circus."''

->'''Gwen:''' "Rule number one of horror movies: never go off alone. Rule number two: if you do go off alone, don't go in the woods. Rule number three: if you do go in the woods, don't make out in the woods! ... Where are Izzy and Owen?"\\
'''Duncan:''' "Breaking rules one through three."
-->--TotalDramaIsland, "Hook, Line, and Screamer"

->''"Did you guys ever actually'' watch ''the show?!"''
-->-- '''Guy''', ''Film/GalaxyQuest''

->''"This is something that nobody has ever heard about or seen before."''
-->-- '''Ben''', ''Night of the Living Dead'' (1990 movie)

->''"I can't believe he didn't suspect a trap. See what happens when you don't watch enough television?"''
-->--'''The Joker''', ''JusticeLeague'', "Wild Cards Part 1"

->''"As a rule, people in movies haven't ever seen a movie. They're not equipped to deal with anything strange. Now, if you or I saw a naked man drop through a hole in reality and walk through fifty bullets to put his fist through our stomach, we'd die knowing that we've made a robot from the future very happy. A guy in a movie, though, he has no idea what happened. He'll use his dying words to argue how robots don't exist, and even if they did, they wouldn't be able to smile!"''
-->--'''Seanbaby''', ''[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-great-occupations-for-horribly-stupid-people/ 7 Great Occupations for Horribly Stupid People]]''

->''When it comes to making wise decisions, characters in a movie have a huge disadvantage: they don't know they're in a movie. The good guys wouldn't have been surprised by Darth Vader winning if they'd known from the outset they were in a movie called "TheEmpireStrikesBack."''

'''Reese:''' I think we should all split up.
-->-- ''MalcolmInTheMiddle'', "Carnival"

-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiller]]''' about ''TNAImpact''

->'''Gwen:''' "Rule number one of horror movies: never go off alone. Rule number two: if you do go off alone, don't go in the woods. Rule number three: if you do go off alone in the woods, don't make out in the woods! ... Where are Izzy and Owen?"\\

-->-- '''Italian comedian Marco Bazzoni''' as his character "Baz" [[hottip:*:"Baz, the living multimedia player"]] pretty much sums up this trope with a farcical re-enacting of '''Film/TheShining'''.

-->-- ''TheVoyageOfTheDawnTreader''

->''"Most of us know what we should expect to find in a dragon’s lair, but,as I said before, Eustace had read only the wrong books.They had a lot to say about exports and imports and governments and drains, but they were weak on dragons."''

-->-- '''Italian comedian Marco Bazzoni''' as his character "Baz" [[hottip:*: "Baz, the living multimedia player"]] pretty much sums up this trope with a farcical re-enacting of '''Film/TheShining'''.

-->-- Coach Z, WebAnimation/HomestarRunner

-->-- '''Italian comedian Marco Bazzoni''' as his character "Baz" [[hottip:*: "Baz, the living multimedia player"]] pretty much sums up this trope with a farcical re-enacting of '''TheShining'''.

-->-- Coach Z, HomestarRunner

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-->-- '''Guy''', ''GalaxyQuest''

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->Gwen "Rule number one of horror movies: never go off alone. Rule number two: if you do go off alone, don't go in the woods. Rule number three: if you do go off alone in the woods, don't make out in the woods! ... Where are Izzy and Owen?"\\
Duncan: "Breaking rules one through three."

->Gwen "Rule number one of horror movies: never go off alone. Rule number two: if you do go off alone, don't go in the woods. Rule number three: if you do go off alone in the woods, don't make out in the woods! ... Where are Izzy and Owen?"

-->-- '''{{Cracked}}''', ''[[http://www.cracked.com/article/185_6-movie-plots-made-possible-by-bafflingly-bad-decisions/ 6 Movie Plots Made Possible by Bafflingly Bad Decisions]]''

-->-- '''[[TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiller]]''' about ''TNAImpact''

->"''Right off the top you know who the villain is, because of his [[ScaryShinyGlasses scary shiny glasses]], and, like all transparent villains, he is contractually dumb. Why one would send a morally inflexible and preternaturally strong man on a mission when one has two perfectly competent officers who are already bent is far beyond me. For reasons of villainy, I guess. And I bet he never watched the show.''"

->"Most of us know what we should expect to find in a dragon’s lair, but,as I said before, Eustace had read only the wrong books.They had a lot to say about exports and imports and governments and drains, but they were weak on dragons."

->"Most of us know what we should expect to find in a dragon’s lair, but,as I said before, Eustace had read only the wrong books.They had a lot to say about exports and imports and governments and drains, but they were weak on dragons."

->''"As a rule, people in movies haven’t ever seen a movie. They’re not equipped to deal with anything strange. Now, if you or I saw a naked man drop through a hole in reality and walk through fifty bullets to put his fist through our stomach, we’d die knowing that we’ve made a robot from the future very happy. A guy in a movie, though, he has no idea what happened. He’ll use his dying words to argue how robots don’t exist, and even if they did, they wouldn’t be able to smile!"''