History Quotes / GameOfThrones

-->--'''Sandor ''the Hound'' Clegane'''

-->'''Syrio''': What do say to the god of death?
-->'''Ayra''': ...Not today.

-->-- [[spoiler: '''Ramsay Bolton''']]

->"You hear that? That's the mating call of the northmen. They want to fuck us! Well I haven't had a good fuck in weeks. I'm ready for one! They say every ironborn man is worth a dozen from the mainland. Do you think they're right? We die today, brothers. We die bleeding from a hundred wounds, with arrows in our necks and spears in our guts - but our war cries will echo through eternity. They will sing about the Battle of Winterfell until the Iron Islands have slipped beneath the waves. Every man, woman and child will know who we were and how long we stood! Aggar and Gelmar! Wex and Urzen! Stig and Black Lorren! Ironborn warriors will cry out our names as they leap onto the shores of Seagard and Faircastle. Mothers will name their sons for us. Girls will think of us with their lovers inside them. And whoever kills that ''[[MostAnnoyingSound fucking hornblower]]'' will stand in bronze above the shores of Pyke! What is dead may never die! AHHHHH!!!!" [[spoiler: ''(the moment he finishes this speech, his own men knock him out and sell him to the enemy)'']]
-->--'''Theon'''

->''"Fuck you. Everyone you like '''DIES'''."''
-->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}''', ''If TV Show Titles Were Honest''

->"You hear that? That's the mating call of the northmen. They want to fuck us! Well I haven't had a good fuck in weeks. I'm ready for one! They say every ironborn man is worth a dozen from the mainland. Do you think they're right? We die today, brothers. We die bleeding from a hundred wounds, with arrows in our necks and spears in our guts - but our war cries will echo through eternity. They will sing about the Battle of Winterfell until the Iron Islands have slipped beneath the waves. Every man, woman and child will know who we were and how long we stood... Ironborn warriors will cry out our names as they leap onto the shores of Seagard and Faircastle. Mothers will name their sons for us. Girls will think of us with their lovers inside them. And whoever kills that ''[[MostAnnoyingSound fucking hornblower]]'' will stand in bronze above the shores of Pyke! What is dead may never die! AHHHHH!!!!" [[spoiler: ''(the moment he finishes this speech, his own men knock him out and sell him to the enemy)'']]

->''"The King shits, and the Hand wipes." ''

'''Jaime:''' So many vows. They make you swear and swear. Defend the King. Obey the King. Obey your father. Defend the innocent. Protect the weak. But what if your father despises the King? What if the King massacres the innocent? It's too much. No matter what, you're forsaking one vow or the other.

->"You hear that? That's the mating call of the Northmen. They want to fuck us! Well I haven't had a good fuck in weeks. I'm ready for one! They say every Ironborn man is worth a dozen from the mainland. Do you think they're right? We die today, brothers. We die bleeding from a hundred wounds, with arrows in our necks and spears in our guts - but our war cries will echo through eternity. They will sing about the Battle of Winterfell until the Iron Islands have slipped beneath the waves. Every man, woman and child will know who we were and how long we stood... Ironborn warriors will cry out our names as they leap onto the shores of Seagard and Faircastle. Mothers will name their sons for us. Girls will think of us with their lovers inside them. And whoever kills that ''[[MostAnnoyingSound fucking hornblower]]'' will stand in bronze above the shores of Pyke! What is dead may never die! AHHHHH!!!!" [[spoiler: ''(the moment he finishes this speech, his own men knock him out and sell him to the enemy)'']]

->''"Fuck the Kingsguard, fuck the city, fuck the King." ''

->'''Arya''': They call him the young wolf. They say he rides into battle on the back of a giant Direwolf. They say he can turn into a wolf himself when he wants. They say he can’t be killed.

->'''Arya Stark''': Death.

->'''Beric Dondarrion''': The Red God is the one true god. What is yours?
->'''Arya Stark''': Death.

->'''Arya Stark''': Death.

->"Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ''ladder.'' Many who try to climb it fail, never get to try again. The fall breaks them. And some are given a chance to climb, but they refuse. They cling to the realm, or the gods, or love. ''Illusions''. Only the ladder is real. The ''climb'' is all there is."

->"Rhaegar fought valiantly. Rhaegar fought nobly. And Rhaegar died."
-->-- '''Ser Jorah Mormont'''

->'''Arya Stark''': Death.

-->-- '''Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish'''

-->-- [[spoiler: '''Ramsay Bolton''']]

->'''Ayra''': They call him the young wolf. They say he rides into battle on the back of a giant Direwolf. They say he can turn into a wolf himself when he wants. They say he can’t be killed.

->'''Ayra''': No, my Lord. '''Anyone''' can be killed.

->''Ayra''': They call him the young wolf. They say he rides into battle on the back of a giant Direwolf. They say he can turn into a wolf himself when he wants. They say he can’t be killed.

-->--'''Robert''', to Ned

->"You hear that? That's the mating call of the Northmen. They want to fuck us! Well I haven't had a good fuck in weeks. I'm ready for one! They say every Ironborn man is worth a dozen from the mainland. Do you think they're right? We die today, brothers. We die bleeding from a hundred wounds, with arrows in our necks and spears in our guts - but our war cries will echo through eternity. They will sing about the Battle of Winterfell until the Iron Islands have slipped beneath the waves. Every man, woman and child will know who we were and how long we stood... Ironborn warriors will cry out our names as they leap onto the shores of Seagard and Faircastle. Mothers will name their sons for us. Girls will think of us with their lovers inside them. And whoever kills that ''[[MostAnnoyingSound fucking hornblower]]'' will stand in bronze above the shores of Pyke! What is dead may never die! AHHHHH!!!!" [[spoiler: ''(the moment he finishes this speech his own men knock him out and sell him to the enemy)'']]

->''"If you think this has a happy ending, '''you haven't been paying attention'''"''

->"You hear that? That's the mating call of the Northmen. They want to fuck us! Well I haven't had a good fuck in weeks. I'm ready for one! They say every Ironborn man is worth a dozen from the mainland. Do you think they're right? We die today, brothers. We die bleeding from a hundred wounds, with arrows in our necks and spears in our guts - but our war cries will echo through eternity. They will sing about the Battle of Winterfell until the Iron Islands have slipped beneath the waves. Every man, woman and child will know who we were and how long we stood... Ironborn warriors will cry out our names as they leap onto the shores of Seagard and Faircastle. Mothers will name their sons for us. Girls will think of us with their lovers inside them. And whoever kills that ''[[MostAnnoyingSound fucking hornblower]]'' will stand in bronze above the shores of Pyke! What is dead may never die! AHHHHH!!!!"

-->--'''Theon'''

-->--'''Robert''', to Ned

-->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}''', ''If TV Show Titles Were Honest''

-> "''Oh, my sweet summer child. What do you know about fear? Fear is for the winter, when the snows fall a hundred feet deep. Fear is for the long night, when the sun hides for years and children are born and live and die all in darkness. That is the time for fear, my little Lord, when the white walkers move through the woods. Thousands of years ago there came a night that lasted a generation. Kings froze to death in their castles, same as the shepherds in their huts. And women smothered their babies rather than see them starve, and wept and felt the tears freeze on their cheeks. So is this the sort of story that you like?''"

-->-- '''{{Cracked}}''', ''If TV Show Titles Were Honest''