History Quotes / FlatWhat

[[LampshadeHanging It wasn't easy to audibly pronounce the]] ''[[LampshadeHanging absence]]''[[LampshadeHanging of a question mark, but somehow, Elphaba had just managed it.]]."''

-->--''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/215728 Fleet-Footed and Caught]]''

-->--''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime''

-->--''Webcomic/OrangeMarmalade'' [[note]]Between two unknown speakers[[/note]]

-->--Comments on ''[[https://www.youtube.com/comment?lc=n5w7IyG5b_tn1Z5gsDOtNRIVs3YGVJ3RA_ffqZzZ2LQ Duck]]'' by [[https://www.youtube.com/user/DooLovesAniki DooLovesAniki]], a YouTube video

[[LampshadeHanging It wasn't easy to audibly pronounce the]] ''[[LampshadeHanging absence]]'' [[LampshadeHanging of a question mark, but somehow, Elphaba had just managed it.
]]."''
-->--''FanFic/TheShatteringOfOz''

-->--''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'', ''chapter 32''

-->--''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'', ''[[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/advice-and-trust-nge.8768/page-14#post-2242641 chapter 4]]''

-->--''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'', ''chapter 8''

-->--''Fanfic/DoingItRightThisTime''

-->--''Food Of The Gods'' by Cassandra Khaw

-->--''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho: [[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho162ProtectAndSurvive Protect And Survive]]''

->'''Sif:''' [''to Loki''] When I said that I loved you, I did not lie.\\

->A small, non-existent freight train clattered out of nowhere and slammed into [[Literature/{{Wicked}} Elphaba]] at full speed, messily scattering her thoughts from one end of the room to the other. Back in the real world, Elphaba stood there, gently swaying back and forth on the spot as she tried to process what she'd just been told. In the end, the only coherent response she could organise was a flat mumble of "What."\\
[[LampshadeHanging It wasn't easy to audibly pronounce the]] ''[[LampshadeHanging absence]]'' [[LampshadeHanging of a question mark, but somehow, Elphaba had just managed it.]]

->''What?''\\

...'''[[FlatWhat What.]]'''

->''Daniel flinched slightly at something and put a hand to the side of his head. “Ow. Alright, before half my children jump in with suggestions, I’m going to head them off with at least one of my own; You need to stand right up, put your right hand on your hip, your left hand in the air, and start signing the ‘I’m A Little Teapot’ song while Asuka throws pies at you and I play the accordion.”\\
Shinji stared at him. Asuka’s head came up off Shinji’s chest and joined in. “What,” they said flatly in stereo.''

->'''Shinji''': Ok, so what’s our first plan?\\
'''Asuka''': Strip chess.\\
'''Shinji''': What.

->''Misato couldn't help but smile... until she happened to glance at the cover of the book Asuka had been reading, and realised it was a copy of The EthicalSlut. And Asuka had apparently been taking notes.''\\
''What.''

->'''Hex:''' If you don't mind me asking, though, why are you digging up your lawn? Have you decided to go for vegetables?
->'''Albert:''' No, it's to fill the cardboard boxes.
->'''Hex:''' The what?
->'''Albert:''' [[WhamLine We're supposed to pile them up against the walls of our fallout room to keep out the radiation]].
->'''Hex:''' ...what did you just say.

-->-- ''Series/JaneTheVirgin''

-->--''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho: [[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho162ProtectAndSurvive Protect And Survive]]''

-->-- ''Webcomic/BlackAdventures''

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->"You know... I...often think about you."
->"I... really want to suck your blood."
->"... What."

->A small, non-existent freight train clattered out of nowhere and slammed into [[Literature/{{Wicked}} Elphaba]] at full speed, messily scattering her thoughts from one end of the room to the other. Back in the real world, Elphaba stood there, gently swaying back and forth on the spot as she tried to process what she'd just been told. In the end, the only coherent response she could organise was a flat mumble of "What."
->[[LampshadeHanging It wasn't easy to audibly pronounce the]] ''[[LampshadeHanging absence]]'' [[LampshadeHanging of a question mark, but somehow, Elphaba had just managed it.]]

->''What?''
->''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]''
->...'''[[FlatWhat What.]]'''

->'''Asuka'''(narrowing her eyes):''"Yes, that was a sudden, convenient little 'accident' you had out there. What was Wondergirl about to say? You touched her somewhere?"''\\
'''Shinji''':''"Umm..."''\\
'''Rei''':''"He touched my right breast," Rei calmly supplied.''\\
'''Asuka'''(gaping):''"What."''

->'''Shinji''':''“Ok, so what’s our first plan?”''\\
'''Asuka''':''“Strip chess.”''\\
'''Shinji''':''“What.”''

->'''Marceline:''' Finn, you're like an ant to [Hudson Abadeer].\\

->'''Marceline:''' Finn, you're like an ant to [Marceline's dad].\\
'''Finn:''' Oh yeah? Well, ''this'' ant's [[HoYay about to]] [[ThatCameOutWrong get in his pants]]!\\

->''Misato couldn't help but smile... until she happened to glance at the cover of the book Asuka had been reading, and realised it was a copy of The Ethical Slut. And Asuka had apparently been taking notes.''\\

->'''Finn:''' ''This'' ant's [[HoYay about to]] [[ThatCameOutWrong get in his pants]]!\\
'''Marceline:''' ...''What''.

-->-- '''Tenth Doctor''' on an ocean-liner ramming the TARDIS in ''deep space'', ''Series/DoctorWho''

-->-- '''Tenth Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho''

->A small, non-existent freight train clattered out of nowhere and slammed into [[{{Wicked}} Elphaba]] at full speed, messily scattering her thoughts from one end of the room to the other. Back in the real world, Elphaba stood there, gently swaying back and forth on the spot as she tried to process what she'd just been told. In the end, the only coherent response she could organise was a flat mumble of "What."

->'''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Trixie]]:''' A storm cloud found right above the crime scene is what we believe killed Ace.\\
'''[[VisualNovel/AceAttorney Phoenix]]:''' '''''[[color:red:Objection!]]''''' A storm cloud!? You call that decisive!? How could you place blame on my client for that!? Unless you are honestly suggesting Rainbow Dash can move around clouds and make them shoot lightning at will!\\
* ChirpingCrickets*\\
'''Phoenix:''' ''([[WhyAreYouLookingAtMeLikeThat Why is everyone staring at me like that?]])''\\
'''Twilight:''' *[[FacePalm Facehoof]]* Oh, Mr. Wright…\\
'''Phoenix:''' What's her problem, Twilight? She can't honestly think someone can control weather. It's ludicrous!\\
'''Trixie:''' You have to be the biggest imbecile [[ThirdPersonPerson Trixie]] has ever laid eyes on!\\
'''Judge:''' Mr. Wright… [[PaintingTheFrostOnWindows that's a Pegasus's job here in Equestria. It's… sort of what they do]].\\
'''Phoenix:''' Mmmph… uh… what…?
--> -- ''FanFic/TurnaboutStorm''

* ChirpingCrickets*\\

->A small, non-existent freight train clattered out of nowhere and slammed into Elphaba at full speed, messily scattering her thoughts from one end of the room to the other. Back in the real world, Elphaba stood there, gently swaying back and forth on the spot as she tried to process what she'd just been told. In the end, the only coherent response she could organise was a flat mumble of "What."
->It wasn't easy to audibly pronounce the ''absence'' of a question mark, but somehow, Elphaba had just managed it.

->"... What?"

'''[[http://www.youtube.com/user/noperrr noperrr]]:''' ''what''