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->'''Klingon:''' Of course, I'd say that Captain Kirk deserves his ship. We like the ''Enterprise''. We--''(chuckles)'' we really do. That sagging, old rustbucket is designed like a garbage scow. ''(Scotty puts his drink down as his face hardens)'' Half the ''quadrant'' knows it. That's why they're learning to speak Klingonese! ''(laughs)''\\
'''Chekov:''' ''(sees the look on Scotty's face)'' Mister Scott!\\

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->'''Klingon:''' Of course, I'd say that Captain Kirk deserves his ship. We like the ''Enterprise''. We--''(chuckles)'' we really do. That sagging, old rustbucket is designed like a garbage scow. ''(Scotty ''[Scotty puts his drink down as his face hardens)'' hardens]'' Half the ''quadrant'' knows it. That's why they're learning to speak Klingonese! ''(laughs)''\\
'''Chekov:''' ''(sees ''[sees the look on Scotty's face)'' face]'' Mister Scott!\\

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->'''Scotty:''' ''[{{death glare}}]'' Laddie... don't you think you should... ''rephrase'' that?\\

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->'''Scotty:''' ->'''Klingon:''' Of course, I'd say that Captain Kirk deserves his ship. We like the ''Enterprise''. We--''(chuckles)'' we really do. That sagging, old rustbucket is designed like a garbage scow. ''(Scotty puts his drink down as his face hardens)'' Half the ''quadrant'' knows it. That's why they're learning to speak Klingonese! ''(laughs)''\\
'''Chekov:''' ''(sees the look on Scotty's face)'' Mister Scott!\\
'''Scotty:'''
''[{{death glare}}]'' Laddie... don't you think you should... ''rephrase'' that?\\
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->''A fool's lips walk into contention,\\
And his mouth calls for blows.''
-->-- [[Literature/BookOfProverbs Proverbs]] 18:6
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->"I am Baron Udo Kruger!" a sharp voice rose from behind the fortified face of the gatehouse. "Wisborg is under my protection and I have no words to waste with heretic scum!"\\
Wulfrik laughed at the baron's rebuke. "Protect your town then! I only came here to see your wife and my children!"\\
There was an inarticulate screech of rage from within the gatehouse.
-->--''{{Literature/Wulfrik}}''
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->'''Wambus:''' '''[[TranquilFury I'm gonna do violence to ya.]]'''.

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->'''Wambus:''' '''[[TranquilFury I'm gonna do violence to ya.]]'''.]]'''
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-->-- ''Videogame/{{Bugsnax}}''
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->'''Wambus:''' You think these walkin' vegetables are your ''family?'' I got news for you, Gramble: Bugsnax will ''never'' love you.
->'''Gramble:''' You don't know a thing about love! ''That's why your ''wife'' left you!''
->'''Wambus:''' '''[[TranquilFury I'm gonna do violence to ya.]]'''.
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->'''Cab Dispatcher:''' Where are you going?\\
'''Neal:''' Chicago.\\
'''Cab Dispatcher:''' Chicago?\\
'''Neal:''' Yeah, Chicago.\\
'''Cab Dispatcher:''' You know you're in St. Louis?\\
'''Neal:''' Yes I do.\\
'''Cab Dispatcher:''' Why don't you try the airlines? It's faster and you get a free meal.\\
'''Neal:''' If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak. Now are you gonna help me or are you gonna stand there like a slab of meat with mittens?\\
''[Cab dispatcher punches Neal in the face.]''
-->-- ''Film/PlanesTrainsAndAutomobiles''

->'''Aurelio:''' [[TheDreaded The]] [[OneManArmy owner]] of that car, did you kill him or what?\\
'''Iosef:''' No. I sure as hell [[KickTheDog fucked up his dog]] ''[laughs]''\\
'''Aurelio:''' [[OhCrap You fucked up his dog?]] That's what you did? You fucked up his dog? ''[laughs nervously]'' That's crazy shit, man... ''[he decks Iosef with one furious punch]''
-->-- ''Film/JohnWick''

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->'''Scotty:''' ''[{{death glare}}]'' Laddie... don't you think you should... ''rephrase'' that?\\
'''Klingon:''' ''[[[BriefAccentImitation imitating Scotty's brogue]]]'' Yerr right. I should. ''[normal voice]'' I didn't mean to say that the ''Enterprise'' should be ''hauling'' garbage. I meant to say that it should be hauled away ''as'' garbage. ''[laughs]''\\
''[Scotty slowly stands up and [[TalkToTheFist punches the Klingon]]; BarBrawl ensues]''
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'', "[[Recap/StarTrekS2E15TheTroubleWithTribbles The Trouble with Tribbles]]"

->'''Drew:''' Things to say that will always start a fight.\\
'''Ryan:''' Guys, wanna fight?
-->-- ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway''

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-->-- ''TabletopGame/WarhammerFantasyRoleplay'': ''Knights of the Grail''

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-->-- ''TabletopGame/WarhammerFantasyRoleplay'': ''Knights of the Grail''Grail''

->''"Face me if you dare, stunted whelp, or do you lack even an elven maid's courage? I thought the Sons of Grungni were great warriors, but perhaps you are no true Dwarf. Indeed, maybe you are instead some breed of bearded Goblin, though in truth I have seen a finer beard on a Troll's back-side."''
-->-- '''Wulfrik the Wanderer''' {{invok|edTrope}}ing this against a Dwarf king, ''TabletopGame/WarhammerFantasy''

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->'''Yosemite Sam:''' Now, you dog-blasted, ornery, no-account, long-eared varmint!\\
'''Bugs:''' Hey, just a minute, you! Dem's fightin' woids!\\
'''Yosemite Sam:''' Yeah, dem's fightin' words!\\
'''Bugs:''' I dash ya to step across dis line. ''[traces line along edge of diving board]''\\
'''Yosemite Sam:''' I'm a-stepping. ''[steps over line and off board]''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'', "[[WesternAnimation/HighDivingHare High Diving Hare]]"

->'''Redneck 1:''' Let's fight.\\
'''Redneck 2:''' Them's fightin' words!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS3E20ColonelHomer Colonel Homer]]"
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-->--'''TabletopGame/WarhammerFantasyRoleplay''': ''Knights of the Grail''

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->Bretonnian beer, on the other hand, is a byword for undrinkable swill throughout the Old World. Asking an Imperial landlord if his brewer is Bretonnian is a good way to start a fight.
-->--'''TabletopGame/WarhammerFantasyRoleplay''': ''Knights of the Grail''

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