History Quotes / EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor

->The Borg: party-poopers of the galaxy.
-->--'''The Doctor''', ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' ("One")

->Wit and humor... were verboten in the [[Creator/AynRand Randian]] movement. The philosophical rationale was that humor demonstrates that one '[[NoTrueScotsman is not serious about one’s values]].' The actual reason, of course, is that no cult can withstand the piercing and sobering effect, the sane perspective, provided by humor. One was permitted to sneer at one’s enemies, but that was the only humor allowed, if humor that be.
-->--Economist '''Murray Rothbard''', (1972)

->'''Proteus:''' Ha ha! Just kiddin'! You should see the look on your faces... Welcome tae my kingdom! Do you like what I've done with the place? [[DeadGuyOnDisplay The previous owner]] let the place get a bit musty. I figured it was high time to [[KillEmAll air it out a bit]]. Mm, tough crowd. Did [[PluckyComicRelief Morph]] have his much trouble gettin' a laugh outta ye? After all, [[GrandTheftMe it's his sense of humor I'm trying on for size]]...

-->-- '''Thanos''', ''Film/AvengersInfinityWar''

->"Fun" really isn't something one considers when [[GalacticConqueror balancing the universe.]] But this...''does'' put a smile on my face.

->'''Oozaru!Vegeta:''' Hey Kakarot! What is the opposite of Christopher Walken?
->'''Goku:''' What?
->'''Oozaru!Vegeta:''' CHRISTOPHER REEVE! *crushes Goku's legs*
->'''Goku:''' *moans in pain* [[DudeNotFunny That was in terrible taste!]]
->'''Oozaru!Vegeta:''' Don't care! [[CardCarryingVillain Evil!]]

->'''Dodger''': Roscoe, Roscoe, is this us losing our sense of humor?
->'''Roscoe''': Nah, I ain't lost my sense of humor. ''(kicks a television at the wall, breaking a few things and sending sparks flying)'' See? I find that funny! ''(chuckles maliciously)''

'''Krennic:''' ''(wheezing)''...Dad jokes? Really?

-->-- ''WebOriginal/HowItShouldHaveEnded''

->'''Darth Vader:''' Be careful not to ''choke'' on your aspirations, Director.\\

-->-- ''WebVideo/HowItShouldHaveEnded''

->''"Pain is hilarious!"''

->Kanye West has repeatedly told us that he’s the smartest man in the world (or whatever he claims during his daily crazy pants ranting) except he clearly doesn’t understand what impressions are, or how comedy works, or what humor is. Ironic, really, considering he’s married to [[KimKardashian a clown]]...Kanye was SO upset that someone would DARE have the audacity to poke fun at him, so Kanye called Jay Pharoah to inform him that his Kanye spoof at the [=VMAs=] and his [='=]''Waking Up with Kimye''[='=] sketch from ''[[SaturdayNightLive SNL]]'' isn’t funny. Kanye explained to the audience (who probably had 0.00 fucks to give, honestly) that Jay should be PRAISING him, not parodying him. Kanye is so crazy, so I doubt the Jay Pharoah he spoke to wasn’t even the one from ''SNL''. Kanye was probably just calling up random phone numbers in Egypt and demanding to speak to someone named Pharoah, and eventually he found a group of stoned teenagers who were like '[[PrankCall Yes, this is Pharoah]]' and listened to him rant on speakerphone while they played [=Xbox Live=]. After 2 hours of crazy, they got bored and told him that Pharoah needed to go on a mystical journey to visit Osiris and he’d be [[IHaveToIronMyDog really busy for the next 4,000 years]], so don’t call back.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/09/02/kanye-west-doesnt-understand-how-comedy-works/#more-147829 Michael K.]]''', "Music/KanyeWest Doesn't Understand How Comedy Works"

->''"Kanye West has repeatedly told us that he’s the smartest man in the world (or whatever he claims during his daily crazy pants ranting) except he clearly doesn’t understand what impressions are, or how comedy works, or what humor is. Ironic, really, considering he’s married to [[KimKardashian a clown]]...Kanye was SO upset that someone would DARE have the audacity to poke fun at him, so Kanye called Jay Pharoah to inform him that his Kanye spoof at the [=VMAs=] and his [='=]''Waking Up with Kimye''[='=] sketch from ''[[SaturdayNightLive SNL]]'' isn’t funny. Kanye explained to the audience (who probably had 0.00 fucks to give, honestly) that Jay should be PRAISING him, not parodying him. Kanye is so crazy, so I doubt the Jay Pharoah he spoke to wasn’t even the one from ''SNL''. Kanye was probably just calling up random phone numbers in Egypt and demanding to speak to someone named Pharoah, and eventually he found a group of stoned teenagers who were like '[[PrankCall Yes, this is Pharoah]]' and listened to him rant on speakerphone while they played [=Xbox Live=]. After 2 hours of crazy, they got bored and told him that Pharoah needed to go on a mystical journey to visit Osiris and he’d be [[IHaveToIronMyDog really busy for the next 4,000 years]], so don’t call back."''\\
--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/09/02/kanye-west-doesnt-understand-how-comedy-works/#more-147829 DListed]]''''', "Music/KanyeWest Doesn't Understand How Comedy Works"

->The jubilant sound of [[HaHaHaNo HAHAHAHAHAHAs]] filled the air yesterday as an alleged unretouched photo from Music/JustinBieber’s Calvin Klein sexy toddler training pants campaign leaked onto the internet and we all got to see just how much Photoshop it takes to turn a bratty preteen ferret into a buff bratty preteen ferret. However, one person was not laughing, and that somebody was the bratty ferret himself, Justin Bieber...Even though he’s about 2 bad investments away from an appearance on ''Dancing with the Canadian Stars'', Justin Bieber currently still has the kind of money that could sue your ass into the ground
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/01/10/justin-bieber-and-calvin-klein-really-want-you-to-believe-he-wasnt-photoshopped-to-death-in-those-ck-ads/ DListed]]'''''

->''And I thought ''my'' jokes were bad...''

->''The Borg: party-poopers of the galaxy.''

-->-- '''The Joker''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''

-->--Goethe

-->Nothing is more indicative of men's characters than what they find laughable.

-->--Goethe