History Quotes / DougWalker

->[sounding so done] If anyone's ever complaining that something is trying to take away your balls you never had them to begin with, and that goes for everything, if you're like "well they're trying to take this away from me", no, that's so clearly not how this works."

->"Whatever does it for you does it for you, if it's sexual or not, I don't care. It's the same with bronies, if you like it, like it, who gives a fuck?"
--> -- '''Doug''' on UsefulNotes/FurryFandom

->"If you like it, please tell me why. I am beyond curious. I've actually been waiting at these cons to find that one person who actually liked ''Film/TheGarbagePailKidsMovie''. Just so I can ask "Why?" And more importantly, "How?" "How can you like it?" Because, I think the person who legitimately liked this film would bring me into a whole new realm of reality that I have never considered. That I have never seen. And I would be fascinated to visit that realm, be it for the better or the worse. I just...I just gotta know. I gotta know...what could be found in this, that could give any benefit to our culture. ({{beat}}) Or to humanity. If you're one of those people, um...with caution...please let me know why you liked it. Because I, uh...I wanna see all aspects of humanity. Whether the good or bad or...this. Just... Just let me know. And explain it well, because chances are I'm not gonna follow very...closely, because I just won't understand. Talk to me like a child would about why you liked ''[[Film/TheGarbagePailKidsMovie Garbage Pail Kids: The Movie]].'' Cause I...I just have to know. ({{beat}}) ''I just have to know.''"
--> --'''Doug'''

->"You ever have that movie that you really can't stand but everyone else seems to love? And maybe it's not just one movie, maybe it's a couple of movies. And maybe you suddenly get really famous by doing a stupid internet show, and maybe everyone judges you on those movies and they're like "oh! oh! you can't like that movie! no no no we have to judge you now and you're an asshole and we'll never watch you again"... and you get the idea. What I'm trying to get across here is that there are movies I can't stand, they get under my skin, but everybody else seems to love them... ''and that's fine''. It's really cool! Don't go around judging people by this, it's not worth it, just because you like a film or don't like a film, it doesn't mean you're an idiot or you're not smart or you're a jerk or anything like that."
--> --'''Doug''', The Top 10 Films I Hate But Everyone Else Loves, the first instance of what he always says.

->I was just scared. The first one I thought it was that little creepy girl from ''Film/InterviewWithAVampire'', where she gets you to like her, then like eats you, and then like brags about it to her friends.

--> -- '''Doug''', '''[[Film/TheHungerGames Mockingjay Part 1]]'''