History Quotes / DontGoInTheWoods

-->--'''Eric Lorenz, Phoenix, AZ''', The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest 2015

-->-- '''Cosmic Ghost Rider''', ''Cosmic Ghost Rider Destroys Marvel History'' #3

-->-- ''Literature/TheMinpins''

-->-- "How Nuth Would Have Practised His Art Upon The Gnoles", Creator/LordDunsany

->''"Before you could get round Mirkwood in the North you would be right among the slopes of the Grey Mountains, and they are simply stiff with goblins, hobgoblins, and orcs of the worst description. Before you could get round it in the South, you would get into the land of the Necromancer; and even you, Bilbo, won’t need me to tell you tales of that black sorcerer."''
-->-- '''Gandalf''', explaining why trying to go through Mirkwood is the ''least bad'' option for Bilbo and the Dwarves, in ''Literature/TheHobbit''

-->-- ''Literature/RedDwarf: Backwards''

In the dark side of the forest...forest...forest\\

-->-- '''David Somerville''', "The Dark Side of The Forest", ''Film/TheForest1982'' soundtrack

-->-- '''H. Kingsley Thurber ''', the end credits song for ''Film/DontGoInTheWoods''

-->-- Music/{{Cormorant}}, "Mark the Trail"

-->-- '''Calibretto''', "Don't Go in the Woods"

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->''Jacob and Elisa had been warned by their parents on numerous occasions never to venture into the Amber Woods after dark or risk some vague and unspoken fate once within the trees, so they didn’t and just played in their front yards instead.''
-->-- '''Eric Lorenz, Phoenix, AZ''', The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest 2015

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-->-- '''Calibretto''', "Don't Go In The Woods"

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->No track led up to the sinister gloom of the trees, either of men or cattle; not even a poacher had been there snaring elves for over a hundred years. You did not trespass twice in the dells of the gnoles. And, apart from the things that were done there, the trees themselves were a warning, and did not wear the wholesome look of those that we plant ourselves.

->"Before you could get round Mirkwood in the North you would be right among the slopes of the Grey Mountains, and they are simply stiff with goblins, hobgoblins, and orcs of the worst description. Before you could get round it in the South, you would get into the land of the Necromancer; and even you, Bilbo, won’t need me to tell you tales of that black sorcerer."

--> Gandalf, explaining why trying to go through Mirkwood is the ''least bad'' option for Bilbo and the Dwarves, in ''Literature/TheHobbit''

->''Beware, beware, the Forest of Sin\\
None come out, though many go in.''
-->--''TheMinpins''

->''"There's evil in the wood..."''
-->-- '''William''', ''Film/TheWitch''

-> ''"After questioning students all day we discovered a possible connection to a drug called Kick that was being smuggled in through the woods. Side note--only bad things happen in the woods. Also abandoned cabins. Basically, nature is a habitat for grade-A weirdos."''
-->-- '''Cosmic Ghost Rider''', ''Cosmic Ghost Rider Destroys Marvel History'' #3

-->-- '''David Somerville''', "The Dark Side of The Forest", ''Film/TheForest'' soundtrack

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-->-- ''Film/{{Deliverance}}''

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