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->''It is commonly believed that tribbles were wiped out as a species by the end of the century. Certainly there was no further mention of their existence until some years later. This involved a diplomatic protest by the Klingon Ambassador regarding the legendary James T. Kirk whom, according to the complaint, ''"had, in a calculated insult to the entire Klingon race, placed one of the feared tribbles on top of his balding head!"'' Protest riots broke out on the Klingon Homeworld, and in one unfortunate incident a young Starfleet ensign by the name of Picard was seized by angry Klingons and all the hair shaved from his head.''
-->-- ''Why B'Elanna is Straight''

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-->-- '''Michael Wolff''' on Ivanka Trump, ''Fire and Fury''

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-->-- '''Michael Wolff''' '''Creator/MichaelWolff''' on Ivanka Trump, ''Fire and Fury''
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-->--'''[[https://defector.com/why-your-team-sucks-2020-minnesota-vikings/ Drew Magary]]''', "Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Minnesota Vikings"

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-->--'''[[https://defector.-->-- '''[[https://defector.com/why-your-team-sucks-2020-minnesota-vikings/ Drew Magary]]''', "Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Minnesota Vikings"



-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/01/17/open-post-hosted-by-the-grand-return-of-john-travoltas-wig/ Micheal K.]]'''

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-->---'''Michael Wolff''' on Ivanka Trump, ''Fire and Fury''

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->''"That wig he wears, that's a terrible thing to see on a man still alive."''
-->-- '''Granny Weatherwax''', "The Sea and Little Fishes", ''Literature/{{Discworld}}''
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->''She often described the mechanics behind it to friends: an absolutely clean pate -- a contained island after scalp-reduction surgery -- surrounded by a furry circle of hair around the sides and front, from which all ends are drawn up to meet in the center and then swept back and secured by a stiffening spray. The color, she would point out to comical effect, was from a product called Just for Men - the longer it was left on, the darker it got. Impatience resulted in [[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump Trump's]] orange-blond hair color.''
-->---'''Michael Wolff''' on Ivanka Trump, ''Fire and Fury''

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->The other day, the entire wig industry cried themselves into the fetal position when Reddit spit up that picture of Scientology’s sweetheart smiling without his hair on while posing with a hot piece he met in an empty gym at 3 in the morning. Seeing John Travolta proudly show off his bald head made the wig industry question their future. But they can get up off of the floor and live again, because Creator/JohnTravolta and his pony mane wig are back together. All is right in the wig industry again. Thank Xenu!

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->The ->''Look at that motherfucker’s rug. You could scrub a transmission clean with that thing.''
-->--'''[[https://defector.com/why-your-team-sucks-2020-minnesota-vikings/ Drew Magary]]''', "Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Minnesota Vikings"

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other day, the entire wig industry cried themselves into the fetal position when Reddit {{Website/Reddit}} spit up that picture of Scientology’s sweetheart smiling without his hair on while posing with a hot piece he met in an empty gym at 3 in the morning. Seeing John Travolta proudly show off his bald head made the wig industry question their future. But they can get up off of the floor and live again, because Creator/JohnTravolta and his pony mane wig are back together. All is right in the wig industry again. Thank Xenu!Xenu!''



->They made Ben wear this snow white Bob Barker hair-met hairpiece. It is so goddamn ridiculous I almost expected to hear him [[Series/ThePriceIsRight talk about spaying and neutering your cats]]. Why? Why did they need to put that on his head? ...I believe Ben Kingsley woke up in the morning, went to Hair Club for men and said 'Gimme the [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture Doc Brown]] and some hair gel![='=]
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/02/01/a-sound-of-thunder-2005-peter-hyams/ on]] ''Film/ASoundOfThunder'' (2005)

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->They ->''They made Ben wear this snow white Bob Barker hair-met hairpiece. It is so goddamn ridiculous I almost expected to hear him [[Series/ThePriceIsRight talk about spaying and neutering your cats]]. Why? Why did they need to put that on his head? ...I believe Ben Kingsley Creator/BenKingsley woke up in the morning, went to Hair Club for men and said 'Gimme "Gimme the [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture Doc Brown]] and some hair gel![='=]
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-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/02/01/a-sound-of-thunder-2005-peter-hyams/ on]] ''Film/ASoundOfThunder'' (2005)(2005)
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->They made Ben wear this snow white Bob Barker hair-met hairpiece. It is so goddamn ridiculous I almost expected to hear him [[ThePriceIsRight talk about spaying and neutering your cats]]. Why? Why did they need to put that on his head? ...I believe Ben Kingsley woke up in the morning, went to Hair Club for men and said 'Gimme the [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture Doc Brown]] and some hair gel![='=]

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->They made Ben wear this snow white Bob Barker hair-met hairpiece. It is so goddamn ridiculous I almost expected to hear him [[ThePriceIsRight [[Series/ThePriceIsRight talk about spaying and neutering your cats]]. Why? Why did they need to put that on his head? ...I believe Ben Kingsley woke up in the morning, went to Hair Club for men and said 'Gimme the [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture Doc Brown]] and some hair gel![='=]
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->They made Ben wear this snow white Bob Barker hair-met hairpiece. It is so goddamn ridiculous I almost expected to hear him [[ThePriceIsRight talk about spaying and neutering your cats]]. Why? Why did they need to put that on his head? ...II believe Ben Kingsley woke up in the morning, went to Hair Club for men and said 'Gimme the [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture Doc Brown]] and some hair gel![='=]

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->They made Ben wear this snow white Bob Barker hair-met hairpiece. It is so goddamn ridiculous I almost expected to hear him [[ThePriceIsRight talk about spaying and neutering your cats]]. Why? Why did they need to put that on his head? ...II I believe Ben Kingsley woke up in the morning, went to Hair Club for men and said 'Gimme the [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture Doc Brown]] and some hair gel![='=]

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-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/01/17/open-post-hosted-by-the-grand-return-of-john-travoltas-wig/ Michal K.]]'''

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-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/01/17/open-post-hosted-by-the-grand-return-of-john-travoltas-wig/ Michal Micheal K.]]''']]'''

->They made Ben wear this snow white Bob Barker hair-met hairpiece. It is so goddamn ridiculous I almost expected to hear him [[ThePriceIsRight talk about spaying and neutering your cats]]. Why? Why did they need to put that on his head? ...II believe Ben Kingsley woke up in the morning, went to Hair Club for men and said 'Gimme the [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture Doc Brown]] and some hair gel![='=]
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/02/01/a-sound-of-thunder-2005-peter-hyams/ on]] ''Film/ASoundOfThunder'' (2005)
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->The other day, the entire wig industry cried themselves into the fetal position when Reddit spit up that picture of Scientology’s sweetheart smiling without his hair on while posing with a hot piece he met in an empty gym at 3 in the morning. Seeing John Travolta proudly show off his bald head made the wig industry question their future. But they can get up off of the floor and live again, because Creator/JohnTravolta and his pony mane wig are back together. All is right in the wig industry again. Thank Xenu!
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/01/17/open-post-hosted-by-the-grand-return-of-john-travoltas-wig/ Michal K.]]'''

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