History Quotes / DOGMA

->'''Loki:''' "lOur last four days on Earth; if I had a dick, I'd go get laid. But we can do the next best thing. \\

'''Azrael''': [furious] Evil...is '''AN ABSTRACT!''' It's a ''human'' construct! But true to his irresponsible nature, man won't own up to being its engineer, so he blames his dark deeds on my ilk! But it's not enough to shadow his own existence: he turned Hell into a suffering pit! And why?! Because it is beyond your ability to simply make personal recompense for the sins you commit. No, you chose rather to create a psychodrama and dwell in a false belief that God could never forgive your grievous offences! So you bring your guilt and your inner decay with you to Hell, where the hoarded imaginations of so many gluttons-for-punishment gave birth to the sickness that has infected the abyss since the first one of your kind arrived there, begging to be punished! And in doing so, they've transformed the cold and the solitude to pain and misery! I've spent eons privy to the flames, inhaling the decay, hearing the wail of the damned! I know what effect such horrors have on the DELICATE PSYCHE OF AN ANGELIC BEING! [calms himself] I'd rather ''not exist'' than go back to that... and if everyone has to go down with me, so be it.

'''Azrael''': [furious] Evil...is '''AN ABSTRACT!''' It's a ''human'' construct! But true to his irresponsible nature, man won't own up to being its engineer, so he blames his dark deeds on my ilk! But it's not enough to shadow his own existence: he turned Hell into a suffering pit! And why?! Because it is beyond your ability to simply make personal recompense for the sins you commit. No, you chose rather to create a psychodrama and dwell in a false belief that God could never forgive your grievous offences! So you bring your guilt and your inner decay with you to Hell, where the hoarded imaginations of so many gluttons-for-punishment gave birth to the sickness that has infected the abyss since the first one of your kind arrived there, begging to be punished! And in doing so, they've transformed the cold and the solitude to pain and misery! I've spent eons privy to the flames, inhaling the decay, hearing the wail of the damned! I know what effect such horrors have on the delicate psyche of an ANGELIC BEING! [calms himself] I'd rather ''not exist'' than go back to that...and if everyone has to go down with me, so be it.

->'''Loki:''' "Our last four days on Earth; if I had a dick, I'd go get laid. But we can do the next best thing." \\
'''Bartleby:''' "What's that?" \\
'''Loki:''' "Kill people." \\

'''Loki:''' "Oh, not ''you''."

->'''Metatron:''' ''"Good lord, the little stoner has a point.''"

'''Bartleby:'''Don't let your sympathies get the best of you. They did me, once. Scion or not, she's still just a human, and by passing through that arch, our sins are forgiven. No harm, no foul.\\

'''Azrael''': [furious] Evil...is AN ABSTRACT! It's a human construct! But true to his irresponsible nature, man won't own up to being its engineer, so he blames his dark deeds on my ilk! But it's not enough to shadow his own existence: he turned Hell into a suffering pit! And why?! Because it is beyond your ability to simply make personal recompense for the sins you commit. No, you chose rather to create a psychodrama and dwell in a false belief that God could never forgive your grievous offences! So you bring your guilt and your inner decay with you to Hell, where the hoarded imaginations of so many gluttons-for-punishment gave birth to the sickness that has infected the abyss since the first one of your kind arrived there, begging to be punished! And in doing so, they've transformed the cold and the solitude to pain and misery! I've spent eons privy to the flames, inhaling the decay, hearing the wail of the damned! I know what effect such horrors have on the delicate psyche of an ANGELIC BEING! [calms himself] I'd rather not exist than go back to that...and if everyone has to go down with me, so be it.

->'''Metatron:''' ''"Good lord, the little stoner has a point.''"

'''Bartleby:''' ''(grabs Loki and pushes him to a wall)'' ''WE'RE GOING HOME, LOKI. And no one, not you, not EVEN THE ALMIGHTY HIMSELF... is going to make that otherwise!!''

->'''Serendipity:''' How? That's the only thing I couldn't figure out.

-->'''The Metatron''': I am to charge you with a holy crusade.\\

-->'''Loki:''' Do you think she means us? \\

-->'''Loki:''' "[[DisproportionateRetribution You didn't say "God bless you" when I sneezed]]." (''raises gun as woman cowers'')\\

-->'''Serendipity:''' How? That's the only thing I couldn't figure out.
-->'''Azrael:''' Oh no, I've seen way too many [[Film/JamesBond Bond movies]] to know that you never reveal all the details of your plan, no matter how close you may think you are to winning.

-->'''Rufus''': You [Jay] masturbate more than ''anyone'' on the planet.\\

-->'''Bartleby:''' Here's what I don't get. You know for a ''fact'' that there is a God. You have stood in His presence, He has spoken to you ''personally'' -- and yet I just heard you claim to be an atheist.
-->'''Loki:''' I just love fucking with the clergy, man. I love it, I love it. Gotta keep those fuckers on their toes.

-->'''Bartleby:''' The humans have besmirched everything bestowed on them. They were given Paradise, they threw it away. They were given this planet, they destroyed it. They were favored best among all His endeavors, and some of them don't even believe He ''exists''. And in spite of it all, He's shown them infinite fucking patience at every turn. What about us? I asked you, once, to lay down the sword because I felt ''sorry'' for them. What was the result? Our expulsion from Paradise. '''Where was His infinite fucking patience then? It's not right! It's not ''fair''!''' We've paid our debt! Don't you think it's time? Don't you think it's time we went home? And to do that, I think we have to dispatch our would-be dispatchers.\\