History Quotes / ChangingOfTheGuard

''Nous arrivons, nous voilà!''\\

->''"''VideoGame/KingsQuest'' was a series of computer games released in the '80s/early '90s that told the story of King Graham going on quests and fighting goblins and dragons and all that shit. They were puzzle games, which mostly meant that you walked around and picked up items like dead fish because later it would open a lock.\\\
Anyway, Valanice was the queen of Daventry (yes, I remember this shit) who looked like the evil stepmother from ''Cinderella''. Mostly she just hung out in the background but in ''VideoGame/KingsQuestVII'' she took CENTER STAGE! The game features Valanice nagging her dumb bitch daughter Rosella to [[AcceptableFeminineGoalsAndTraits get hitched and stop fucking singing]], only to have Rosella fall down some hole and into another land, so Valanice goes after her BECAUSE SHE WANTS A WEDDING. They fall into another land, where Valanice searches for her daughter while yelling at little kids and turning a tree into a lady that looks like Bianca from Beverly Hills Teens."''
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->Gentleman, he said,\\

Or else your hearts must have the courage for the changing of the guards.
-->-- ''Music/BobDylan'', "Changing of the Guards"

-->-- ''Carmen'' by '''Georges Bizet'''

->''"''KingsQuest'' was a series of computer games released in the 80s/early 90s that told the story of King Graham going on quests and fighting goblins and dragons and all that shit. They were puzzle games, which mostly meant that you walked around and picked up items like dead fish because later it would open a lock.\\\

Anyway, Valanice was the queen of Daventry (yes, I remember this shit) who looked like the evil stepmother from ''Cinderella''. Mostly she just hung out in the background but in ''KingsQuestVII'' she took CENTER STAGE! The game features Valanice nagging her dumb bitch daughter Rosella to [[AcceptableFeminineGoalsAndTraits get hitched and stop fucking singing]], only to have Rosella fall down some hole and into another land, so Valanice goes after her BECAUSE SHE WANTS A WEDDING. They fall into another land, where Valanice searches for her daughter while yelling at little kids and turning a tree into a lady that looks like Bianca from Beverly Hills Teens."''

-->Gentleman, he said,
-->I don't need your organization, I've shined your shoes,
-->I've moved your mountains and marked your cards
-->But Eden is burning, either brace yourself for elimination
-->Or else your hearts must have the courage for the changing of the guards.
--> --''Music/BobDylan'', ''Changing of the Guards''

-->''Avec la garde montante''
-->''Nous arrivons, nous voilà!''
-->''Et la garde descendante''
-->''Rentre chez elle et s'en va.''
--> --''Carmen'' by Georges Bizet

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--> --''BobDylan'', ''Changing of the Guards''

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