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'''Gohan:''' I said I'm bored. ''[[CallBack You're boring me.]]''

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'''Gohan:''' I said said, I'm bored. ''[[CallBack You're boring me.]]''
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-->-- ''Literature/TheCatInTheHat'', ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory'' (Dr. Seuss vs. William Shakespeare)

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-->-- ''Literature/TheCatInTheHat'', '''Literature/TheCatInTheHat''', ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory'' (Dr. Seuss vs. William Shakespeare)
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->''[[Literature/GreenEggsAndHam I would not, could not, on a boat]]''
->''Read any of the boring-ass plays [[Creator/WilliamShakespeare you]] wrote!''
->''Even [[Literature/HortonHearsAWho Horton]] doesn't wanna hear you!''
->''And [[Literature/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas Cindy Lou Who]] is afraid to go near you!''
->''You bore people to death!''
->''You leave a classroom looking like the end of Theatre/{{Macbeth}}!''
->''I entertain a child of any age!''
->''You've gotta translate what you said on the opposite page!''
-->-- ''Literature/TheCatInTheHat'', ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory'' (Dr. Seuss vs. William Shakespeare)
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->'''Nate:''' You see, Dani and Jamie are like Picasso or Gauguin.\\
'''Colin:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Pedophiles?]]\\
'''Nate:''' Artists. They're artists. And Colin, you paint too, but your work doesn't end up in museums. It hangs at... well, you're like a painting at a Holiday Inn, you know? You don't inspire. You don't move people. You're there. You cover a bloodstain. You do the job, so just... do the job.
-->-- ''Series/TedLasso''
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->''And I even gave you a chance to escape my barrier! [[BloodKnight Now go bring me the strongest swordsman on Fishman Island!]] [[IneffectualDeathThreats You want to kill me?]] You couldn't even kill my boredom!''
-->-- '''Roronoa Zoro''' (to [[MultiArmedAndDangerous Hyouzou]]), ''Manga/OnePiece''
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->'''ComicBook/TheJoker:''' You have no sense of humor!\\
'''ComicBook/HarleyQuinn:''' Well, I think it's funny!
-->-- ''VideoGame/Injustice2''
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->'''Vaarsuvius:''' Ah, a set of identical twins, [[SpotTheImposter each claiming to be the good one]]. A classic of the genre.\\
'''Nale:''' There's only one way to settle this: [[KillUsBoth blast us both]]. It's the only way to be sure you get Nale.\\
'''Elan:''' Oh come on! That's such a cliche, [[BreakingTheFourthWall even for this comic]]! The twin that suggests they both be killed must be the good twin, because the evil twin wouldn't be selfless enough to die to make sure the other one did too. [[DeadHorseTrope It's like, the oldest trick in the book]]!\\
'''Vaarsuvius:''' I tend to agree. Elan would be familiar with the trope as a result of [[GenreSavvy his bardic training]]... while Nale would recognize it on the account of being a fairly dull and predictable plot turn.\\
'''Elan:''' Huh?\\
'''Vaarsuvius:''' [[IShallTauntYou Well, surely you both must realize that Nale's stratagems to date have been tedious, unoriginal, and lacking in any truly keen insight]]. For a self-proclaimed EvilGenius, his plans have not required any great intellect in their conception.\\
'''Nale:''' Oh yeah? So, what, you think you could come up with something more clever than Nale did?\\
'''Vaarsuvius:''' ''[Blasts Nale right out of the panel with [[ShockAndAwe a lightning spell]]]'' [[DeadpanSnarker Apparently]].
-->-- ''WebComic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
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->''"[[MistakenIdentity Davis]], I'm not one to badmouth anyone. Your [[CassandraTruth joke]] was [[RefugeInAudacity amusing]], but come on, man. You had one fatal flaw: Bateman is such a dork. Such a [[TheBore boring]], spineless lightweight. Now if you said [[AlwaysSomeoneBetter Bryce or [=McDermott=]]]... Otherwise, it was amusing. Now if you'll excuse me, I really must be going."''
-->-- '''Harold Carnes''', ''Literature/AmericanPsycho''

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->''"[[MistakenIdentity Davis]], I'm not one to badmouth anyone. Your [[CassandraTruth joke]] was [[RefugeInAudacity amusing]], but come on, man. You had one fatal flaw: Bateman [[VillainProtagonist Bateman]] is such a dork. Such a [[TheBore boring]], spineless lightweight. Now if you said [[AlwaysSomeoneBetter Bryce or [=McDermott=]]]... Otherwise, it was amusing. Now if you'll excuse me, I really must be going."''
-->-- '''Harold Carnes''', not realizing he's actually talking to Patrick Bateman, ''Literature/AmericanPsycho''
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->''"Bateman is such a dork. Such a boring, spineless lightweight."''

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->''"Bateman ->''"[[MistakenIdentity Davis]], I'm not one to badmouth anyone. Your [[CassandraTruth joke]] was [[RefugeInAudacity amusing]], but come on, man. You had one fatal flaw: Bateman is such a dork. Such a boring, [[TheBore boring]], spineless lightweight.lightweight. Now if you said [[AlwaysSomeoneBetter Bryce or [=McDermott=]]]... Otherwise, it was amusing. Now if you'll excuse me, I really must be going."''
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'''Cell:''' ''(volcanic with fury)'' '''''[[VillainousBreakdown WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME, YOU HAPLESS LITTLE SHIT?!?!?!]]'''''\\

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'''Cell:''' ''(volcanic ''([[GroundShatteringLanding Crashing onto the ground]] [[TemporaryBulkChange in power-weighted form]], [[UnstoppableRage volcanic with fury)'' fury]])'' '''''[[VillainousBreakdown WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME, YOU HAPLESS LITTLE SHIT?!?!?!]]'''''\\
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-->-- '''Dr. Cortex'', ''VideoGame/CrashMindOverMutant''

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-->-- '''Dr. Cortex'', Cortex''', ''VideoGame/CrashMindOverMutant''
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'''Batman:''' I mean, joy-buzzers? Squirting flowers? ''Lame!'' Where's the "A" material? Make a face, drop your pants, something!\\

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'''Batman:''' I mean, joy-buzzers? Squirting flowers? ''Lame!'' Where's the "A" material? Make a face, drop your pants, something!\\something!
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->'''The Joker:''' Funny guy...\\
'''Batman:''' Can't say the same for you.\\
'''The Joker:''' ''Impudent brat''... who do you think you're talking to?\\
'''Batman:''' Not a comedian, I'll tell you that.\\
'''The Joker:''' ''Shut your mouth!''\\
'''Batman:''' The real Batman never talked to you much, did he? That's probably why you were so fixated on him.\\
'''The Joker:''' Don't play psychoanalyst with me, boy!\\
'''Batman:''' Oh, I don't need a degree to figure you out... The real reason you kept coming back was you never got a laugh out of the old man.\\
'''The Joker:''' I'm not hearing this...\\
'''Batman:''' Get a clue, clowny! He's got no sense of humor! He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape... not that you ever had a good joke.\\
'''The Joker:''' Shut up... ''shut up!''\\
'''Batman:''' I mean, joy-buzzers? Squirting flowers? ''Lame!'' Where's the "A" material? Make a face, drop your pants, something!\\
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyondReturnOfTheJoker''

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