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-> ''"We crashed into [[Creator/MicrosoftStudios Microsoft]]'s headquarter! ''(slowmotion)'' Giiive meee aaan [[UsefulNotes/XboxONE Xbooox Seeeveeen-Tweeentyyyyyyyyy]]..."''

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-> ''"We crashed into [[Creator/MicrosoftStudios Microsoft]]'s headquarter! ''(slowmotion)'' Giiive meee aaan [[UsefulNotes/XboxONE [[Platform/XboxONE Xbooox Seeeveeen-Tweeentyyyyyyyyy]]..."''
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-> ''"We crashed into [[MicrosoftStudios Microsoft]]'s headquarter! ''(slowmotion)'' Giiive meee aaan [[UsefulNotes/XboxONE Xbooox Seeeveeen-Tweeentyyyyyyyyy]]..."''

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-> ''"We crashed into [[MicrosoftStudios [[Creator/MicrosoftStudios Microsoft]]'s headquarter! ''(slowmotion)'' Giiive meee aaan [[UsefulNotes/XboxONE Xbooox Seeeveeen-Tweeentyyyyyyyyy]]..."''
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-> ''"We crashed into [[MicrosoftStudios Microsoft]]'s headquarter! ''(slowmotion)'' Giiive meee aaan [[XboxONE Xbooox Seeeveeen-Tweeentyyyyyyyyy]]..."''

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-> ''"We crashed into [[MicrosoftStudios Microsoft]]'s headquarter! ''(slowmotion)'' Giiive meee aaan [[XboxONE [[UsefulNotes/XboxONE Xbooox Seeeveeen-Tweeentyyyyyyyyy]]..."''
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-> ''"Have you a moment to talk about our savior's word? Did you know that [[WesternAnimation/TransformersTheMovie Optimus Prime]] died for our sins?"''

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-> ''"Have you a moment to talk about our savior's word? Did you know that [[WesternAnimation/TransformersTheMovie [[WesternAnimation/TheTransformersTheMovie Optimus Prime]] died for our sins?"''
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-->-- When he flies to [[spoiler: Chakravartin]][[note]]this is a reference to WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic[[/note]]

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-->-- When he flies to [[spoiler: Chakravartin]][[note]]this is a reference to WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic[[/note]]
Chakravartin]]
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-> ''"What "compensation"? No compensation here, this is just an accurate representation of your daddy's dick the day you were conceived, boy; with the civilians as your mother.'' (shoot) ''Haaaaaan!!''"
-->-- Bob shooting at stuff with a rocket launcher
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!! ''VideoGame/SaintsRowIV'':

-> ''"Good evening sirs! Do you have a moment to talk about our [[BiggerThanJesus Saviour and Lord Raptor Jesus]]? He will forgive all your sins, but only if your [[AmericaSavesTheDay 'Merican]]!"''
-->-- Bob killing terrorists
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->''"What if we make love on the ground of this unholy land; it sounds pretty metal for me? I'm sure there are plenty utilisations for the pommel of my lightning axe thzt you didn't even began to consider."''
-->-- To Lita.
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!! ''[[VideoGame/PAYDAYTheHeist PAYDAY 2]]'':

-> ''"''(as a policeman)'' We're shooting at you, it would be common courtesy to shoot at us back! ''(as himself)'' No, we're ignoring you. Talk to my gun, but I warn you it has a suppressor. [[DontExplainTheJoke Did you get my subtile message?]]"''
--> Bob ignoring the police assault to go straight to the objective
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-> ''"This house has been created before the big cataclysme which, before the Minecraft 1.6 update, and since then it is haunted by the diabolical spirits who scream everyday that their codding is suffering, that it is a pain, that it makes overwork your PC which cannot follow despite its uber graphical card. Yes, everyday, thousands of [=PCs=] lags due to the malediction. If you lend an ear, you can hear them scream at the moonlight: "reprogram meeeeee... you are billionaires... do something betteeeeer... not crappy javaaaaaa..." until the end of times."''
-->-- About the numerous bugs in the game
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!! ''[[VideoGame/BrutalLegend Brütal Legend]]'':

->''"The axle, the wheel, the body, the window, the engine... and my dick as the screwdriver."''
-->-- During the construction of the Deuce
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-> ''"We crashed into [[MicrosoftStudios Microsoft]]'s headquarter! ''(slowmotion)'' Giiive meee aaan Xbooox Seeeveeen-Tweeentyyyyyyyyy..."''

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-> ''"We crashed into [[MicrosoftStudios Microsoft]]'s headquarter! ''(slowmotion)'' Giiive meee aaan [[XboxONE Xbooox Seeeveeen-Tweeentyyyyyyyyy...Seeeveeen-Tweeentyyyyyyyyy]]..."''

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-->-- Bob "talking" with one af Zimos' slave

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-->-- Bob "talking" with one af of Zimos' slave


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-> ''"The whores are rebelling! I told you to not let them create a labor union!'' [...] (shoot on them) ''Sob! What a waste...''
-->-- To Fanta, during the mission "Trojan Whores"
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-> ''"We're on the Xbox Live! We gonna question ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty'' players' sexuality! Apparently, that's how they communicate with each others."''
--> To Fanta, during a Trail Blazing mission

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-->-- When the Golden Spider possesses Mithra

-> ''"Durga, No! You were receiving [=CanalSat=], but with the aerials I grew on my back, I received the entire cable! You can't die now! The [=CanalSat+=] channel, the Eurosport channel, ...No! The porn channel, you have it Durga! Survive! No kidding, I don't have the password. Where is the remote? ''(Durga whispers something)'' She just said where they are! Where are they?! AAAARGH!!"''

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-->-- When [[spoiler: the Golden Spider Spider]] possesses Mithra

-> ''"Durga, No! You were receiving [=CanalSat=], but with the aerials I grew on my back, I received was receiving the entire cable! You can't die now! The [=CanalSat+=] channel, the Eurosport channel, ...No! The porn channel, you have it Durga! Survive! No kidding, I don't have the password. Where is the remote? ''(Durga whispers something)'' She just said where they are! Where are they?! AAAARGH!!"''


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-> ''"D'aw, they're together, that's cute! They'll be able to have spectral sex until the end of eternity. That's wonderfull! Deus will finally shows the use of his electric nuchakus. Spoilers: they vibrates."''
-->-- When [[spoiler: Deus' and Olga's ghosts]] are shown together

-> ''"Have you a moment to talk about our savior's word? Did you know that [[WesternAnimation/TransformersTheMovie Optimus Prime]] died for our sins?"''
-->-- When he flies to [[spoiler: Chakravartin]][[note]]this is a reference to WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic[[/note]]

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-->-- When the Golden Spider possess Mithra

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-->-- When the Golden Spider possess Mithra
possesses Mithra

-> ''"Durga, No! You were receiving [=CanalSat=], but with the aerials I grew on my back, I received the entire cable! You can't die now! The [=CanalSat+=] channel, the Eurosport channel, ...No! The porn channel, you have it Durga! Survive! No kidding, I don't have the password. Where is the remote? ''(Durga whispers something)'' She just said where they are! Where are they?! AAAARGH!!"''
--> During Durga's death flashback[[note]]Durga has a headband with big spikes, and during this scene Asura has many spears in the back[[/note]]
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-> ''"Dudes! Would you really be mad at your baker for selling bread? ''[...]'' Just imagine if your baker, in exchange to about 20 seconds of advertisment with him dancing and singing "The Too-Too-Too-Too-Toolbox!", and right after this he gives you a free croissant."''
-->-- About the video monetization on [=YouTube=]
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!! ''[[VideoGame/AmnesiaTheDarkDescent Amnesia: The Dark Descent]]'':
-> ''"I delight in Bilou's fear. It's like watching a mommy otter thrown in the dark with five snakes, that's adorable. Technically the otter manages to win, but it's still completely terrified."''
-->-- About Biloulette who is playing the game
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-> ''"Tu-du-du! Here is Shipmaster Lennon who is reporting than we reach Casino Island. You can now get the hell out of you bed, stop touch yourselves, close all porn tabs opened on the ship internet which are pumping the entire bandwidth and let the Captain do it himself a bit. The Captain Lennon - '''HAR!''' - whish you a wonderful stay. Tu-du-du!"''
-->-- Right at the start of a video when they begin in a cruise

-> ''"'''HAR!''' I am Pirate Lennon. I used to do piracy, now I'm doing capitalism. That's stealing... but that's different."''
-->-- About his pirate outfit[[note]]courtesy of a texture pack[[/note]]

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-> ''"Dude! This is "The Warriors Guild", not "The Guild of the Lord of Dancing"! I just can't beleive it! ''[...]'' 'Spiders big like my knees? No really, I don't feel it. I have a 50kg axe, I'm a 150kg barabarian, I can turn into a warewolf, but sincerely, spiders about the size of a chair, I don't feel it, guys'."''

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-> ''"Dude! This is "The Warriors Guild", not "The Guild of the Lord of Dancing"! Dance"! I just can't beleive believe it! ''[...]'' 'Spiders big like which reach my knees? No really, I don't feel it. I have a 50kg axe, I'm a 150kg barabarian, I can turn into a warewolf, but sincerely, spiders about the size of a chair, I don't feel it, guys'."''



-->-- Bob "talking" with one af Zimos' slave

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-->-- Bob "talking" with one af Zimos' slaveslave

!! ''VideoGame/{{Tenchu}} Z'':
-> ''"Just imagine you're a [[RedShirt guard]], and you know there's a deadly ninja assassin who's coming for you. You hear [[HellIsThatNoise a sound]] behind you, you turn back... nothing. But you know he's there somewhere, and you heard the [[UrbanLegends rumor]] this guy is a nudist, but you can't verify it. And the only way you could discover the truth is the time your decapitated head rolling on the ground sees him, and your final though is 'My God! It really was a nudist'."''
-->-- Bob explaining the concept of the Nudist Ninja

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