History Quotes / BluntNo

->'''Elisabeth le Fanu:''' I summoned a Sinless Soul to use as a servant. The Church would punish me if they found out I invoked anything evil, even if only to use it as a maid, you see. You fit the criteria, as your death was far crueler than your sins in life would warrant, but? Heh, there was some odd resistance during the summoning, but to think that you would hail from another world? I wonder whether pulling you in from a parallel dimension is the height of fortune or misfortune? Ah, I suppose it matters little who you once were. From here on, you need only serve me with wholehearted devotion.\\
'''Kaito Sena:''' Hard pass.
-->-- ''Literature/TorturePrincessFremdTorturchen'', Vol. 1

->'''Goku:''' I understand now. If it weren't for Freezer you wouldn't be--\\
'''Vegeta:''' Dying? No.\\
'''Goku:''' I was gonna say "evil"...\\
'''Vegeta:''' Oh, no! [[CardCarryingVillain I'd]] ''[[CardCarryingVillain definitely]]'' [[CardCarryingVillain still be evil!]] If this situation were reversed, this conversation would never had happened. You'd be dead, and I'd be laughing.
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'', "[[Recap/DragonBallZAbridgedE28 Episode 28]]"

-->-- "Hand of Glory" by Creator/LairdBarron

-->--''WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse'', "Witches Before Wizards"

->'''Hobson:''' I'd like to request a transfer [...] I don't think I'd be a good first officer for you.\\

-->--''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', "Redemption Part 2"

->'''[[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverseFuture Amethyst]]:''' ''(over Jasper's communicator)'' Hey! Um, I know you didn't wanna hang out with me. I'm totally cool with that! No worries. But the fam... I mean, I was hoping you'd want to see-
->'''Jasper:''' No. ''(hangs up)''
-->-- ''Something Better'', Chapter 12

->'''PC:''' I could use someone like you in my camp. Care to join?\\
'''His Majesty:''' I'd rather die.
-->--- ''VideoGame/BaldursGateIII''

->''Listen to your heart! (No.)\\
Keep on keeping on! (No.)\\
Just  say "no" to drugs! (No.)\\
Eat a healthy lunch! (No.)\\
Draw outside the lines (No.)\\
Pay your parking ticket! (No.)\\
Buy one, get one free! (No.)\\
Turn the other cheek! (No.)\\
Just because it's funny doesn't make it a joke\\
Now stop meditating, and take me to go bowl!\\
Use it till it's gone! (No.)\\
Keep on keeping on! (No.)\\
Horse after the cart! (No.)\\
Listen to your heart! (No.)''
-->--Music/{{Cheekface}}, "'Listen To Your Heart.' 'No.'"

->'''The Loose Cannon:''' You lot should take lessons from me.\\

'''The Cut throat:''' No.

-->-- "Hand of Glory" by Laird Barron

-->-- ''LightNovel/TorturePrincessFremdTorturchen'', Vol. 1

'''Data:''' Why?
'''Hobson:''' Frankly, sir, I don't believe in your ability to command this ship. You're a fellow officer and I respect that but no one would suggest that a Klingon would be a good ship's counselor or that a Berellian could be an engineer. They're just not suited for those positions. By the same token, I don't think an android is a good choice to be captain.

'''Vegeta:''' Oh, no. [[CardCarryingVillain I'd]] ''[[CardCarryingVillain definitely]]'' [[CardCarryingVillain still be evil.]] If this situation were reversed, this conversation would never had happened. You'd be dead, and I'd be laughing.

'''Vegeta:''' Oh, no. I'd ''definitely'' [[CardCarryingVillain still be evil]]. If this situation were reversed, this conversation would never had happened. You'd be dead, and I'd be laughing.

'''Vegeta:''' Oh, no. I ''definitely'' still be evil. If this situation were reversed, this conversation would never had happened. You'd be dead, and I'd be laughing.

-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

'''Goku:''' I was gonna say "evil"...

'''Goku:''' I understand now. If it weren't for Freezer you wouldn't be--\\

->'''Elisabeth le Fanu:''' I summoned a Sinless Soul to use as a servant. The Church would punish me if they found out I invoked anything evil, even if only to use it as a maid, you see. You fit the criteria, as your death was far crueler than your sins in life would warrant, but? Heh, there was some odd resistance during the summoning, but to think that you would hail from another world? I wonder whether pulling you in from a parallel dimension is the height of fortune or misfortune? Ah, I suppose it matters little who you once were. From here on, you need only serve me with wholehearted devotion.
->'''Kaito Sena:''' Hard pass.
-->-- ''LightNovel/TorturePrincessFremdTorturchen'', Vol. 1