History Quotes / BerserkButton

-> ''"You made me swallow my gum! It's going to be in my digestive tract for [[NumerologicalMotif seven years!]]''

-> ''"The price you pay for bringing up either my [[ButNotTooForeign Chinese or my American heritage]] as a negative is: [[OffWithHisHead I collect your fucking head.]] ''Just'' like this fucker here. Now if any of you ''sons of bitches'' got '''anything''' else to say, '''NOW'S THE FUCKING TIME!''' ...I didn't think so."''

-> ''"The price you pay for bringing up either my [[ButNotTooForeign Chinese or my American heritage]] as a negative is: [[OffWithHisHead I collect your fucking head.]] ''Just'' like this fucker here. Now if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, ''now's the fucking time!'' I didn't think so."''

-> "It was in that moment that I realized something. A dull, blurred feeling that I'd had since this whole mess began, all of a sudden crystal clear. It had been a long, long time since I hated anyone the way I hated them."
->-- '''ThePunisher''', ''The Slavers''

-> "I gave you a warning...I told you that if you ever hurt Momo I'D KILL YOU MYSELF!!"
->-- [[strike:Toshirou]] '''[[InsistentTerminology CAPTAIN]] Hitsugaya''', ''{{Bleach}}''

-> "'''''[[ThisIsSparta YOU! BROKE! MY! SWORD!!]]'''''"
->-- '''[[TheHero Roy]]''', ''TheOrderOfTheStick''

-> "Now why would you go and do something LIKE THAT?! Didn't you see the sign that said [[SchmuckBait DO NOT PUSH THIS BUTTON]]!!!"
->-- '''Mimiron, WorldOfWarcraft'''

-> "I'm normally easy to get along with. But I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats. And I ''don't like'' '''''you.'''''"
->-- '''Captain Janeway''', ''StarTrekVoyager''

-> "I am [[ColonelBadass Colonel-Commissar Ibram Gaunt.]] [[ReasonableAuthorityFigure I am known as a fair man, unless I am pushed.]] ''You have just pushed me.''"

-> "''If your opponent is of [[FourTemperamentEnsemble choleric temper]], seek to irritate him.''"

-> "Gentlemen! If any harm should come to Mrs Jackman, I will kill all of you one by one... and I WILL TAKE... MY... TIIIIME!"

-> "[[TranquilFury ....you lied to me.]]"
-->'''[[RobotGirl Cameron]]''', while choking multiple people to death, ''TheSarahConnorChronicles''

-> "'''I'm gonna lose it on you!'''"
->-- '''Rembrandt''', ''{{The Warriors}}'' video game

-> "''They destroyed my beautiful creation. Now I'm beginning to get'' '''really [-ANGRY-]!'''"
->-- '''Ivan Ooze''', ''MightyMorphinPowerRangersTheMovie''

-> "You know what I hate?"
->-- '''MrSmith''', ''Film/ShootEmUp'', [[PreAssKickingOneLiner just before kicking someone's ass.]]

-> "The price you pay for bringing up either my [[CharlieDog Chinese or my American heritage]] as a negative is: [[OffWithHisHead I collect your fucking head.]] ''Just'' like this fucker here. Now if any of you sons of bitches got '''ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY''', '''''[++NOW'S THE FUCKING TIME!++]''''' [-...I didn't think so."-]
->-- '''O-Ren Ishii''', ''KillBill'', to her fellow Yakuza bosses about Boss Tanaka's fate.

-> Inside the psyche of every individual, there exists a spot. A spot that must never be disturbed. It exists inside even the most coolheaded humans. Where it sits. And waits. And if you think you are immune...if you think nothing you hear could ever offend you...think again.
->-- '''Introduction''' to "{{Mulberry}}: Offended"

-> "It is not the expert thrust of [[TheAce Athos]] nor the cold skill of [[MasterSwordsman Aramis]] nor the iron wrist of [[BoisterousBruiser Porthos]] that we have to fear - it is the Gascon's fury - the wild and unacademic attack of the troubadour - the sword of [[TheLancer D'Artagnan]]."
->-- '''OHenry''', ''The Last of the Troubadours''

-> [[UnstoppableRage "DISGUSTING! DISGUSTING! DISGUSTING! DISGUSTING! DISGUSTING! DISGUSTING!"]]

-> "You made me swallow my gum! IT'S GOING TO BE IN MY DIGESTIVE TRACT FOR [[NumerologicalMotif SEVEN YEARS!]]
-->-- '''[[ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld Gideon Graves]]''', Age: 27, [[JerkAss Asshole]]

->''Do not touch me in that fashion. We may sometimes look like you, but we are not you. Never forget that.''
-->-- Lennier. BabylonFive.

->"Everyone is a reactionary about subjects he understands."

->'''Korax:''' (mocking Scotty's accent) Yer right. I ''should.'' (Normal voice) I didn't mean to say that the Enterprise should be hauling garbage. I meant to say that it should be hauled away '''AS GARBAGE!'''
-->-- '''[[StarTrek The Trouble With Tribbles]]''''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMrzdKzQTf8 about five seconds before Scotty punches Korax in the face]]''

->'''NC''': *apeshit* '''''THE BAT-CREDIT CARD!?!?''''' (starts shooting in random and rage)

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-->"A Bat-credit card? They gave [[{{Batman}} him]]...a Bat-credit card? [[GoMadFromTheRevelation They had the BALLS to give one of the greatest superheroes of all time]]... '''[[BerserkButton A BAT-CREDIT CARD?! [goes nuts] NOOO! NOOO! Does not compute! Does not compute!]]"'''
-->--''TheNostalgiaCritic on BatmanAndRobin, laconic version. Full version [[Funny/TheNostalgiaCritic2008Episodes here]]

-->-- '''[[StarTrek The Trouble With Tribbles]]''''', about five seconds before Scotty punches Korax in the face''

-->''Do not touch me in that fashion. We may sometimes look like you, but we are not you. Never forget that.''

-->"Everyone is a reactionary about subjects he understands."

-->-- ''[[AwesomeMcCoolName Professor Robert Conquest]]''

-->Lennier. BabylonFive.

-->-- '''Hyde,''' ''{{Jekyll}}

-> "It was in that moment that I realized something. A dull, blurred feeling that I'd had since this whole mess began, all of a sudden crystal clear. I had been a long, long time since I hated anyone the way I hated them."

-> It was in that moment that I realized something. A dull, blurred feeling that I'd had since this whole mess began, all of a sudden crystal clear. I had been a long, long time since I hated anyone the way I hated them.\\
-- ThePunisher, "The Slavers"

-> I gave you a warning...I told you that if you ever hurt Momo I'D KILL YOU MYSELF!!\\
-- [[strike:Toshirou]] [[InsistentTerminology CAPTAIN]] Hitsugaya, ''{{Bleach}}''

->"Now why would you go and do something LIKE THAT?! Didn't you see the sign that said [[SchmuckBait DO NOT PUSH THIS BUTTON]]!!!"
->--'''Mimiron, WorldOfWarcraft'''

->I'm normally easy to get along with. But I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats. And I ''don't like'' '''''you.'''''
->--'''Captain Janeway''', ''StarTrekVoyager''

->I am [[ColonelBadass Colonel-Commissar Ibram Gaunt.]] [[ReasonableAuthorityFigure I am known as a fair man, unless I am pushed.]] ''You have just pushed me.''

->"''If your opponent is of [[FourTemperamentEnsemble choleric temper]], seek to irritate him.''"
-->--'''Sun Tzu''', ''TheArtOfWar''

->Gentlemen! If any harm should come to Mrs Jackman, I will kill all of you one by one... and I WILL TAKE... MY... TIIIIME!
-->--'''Hyde,''' ''{{Jekyll}}

->[[TranquilFury ....you lied to me.]]

->'''I'm gonna lose it on you!'''
->--'''Rembrandt''' - {{The Warriors}} video game

->''They destroyed my beautiful creation. Now I'm beginning to get'' '''really [-ANGRY-]!'''
->--'''Ivan Ooze''', ''MightyMorphinPowerRangersTheMovie''

->"You know what I hate?"
->--'''MrSmith''', ''Film/ShootEmUp'', [[PreAssKickingOneLiner just before kicking someone's ass.]]

->"The price you pay for bringing up either my [[CharlieDog Chinese or my American heritage]] as a negative is: [[OffWithHisHead I collect your fucking head.]] ''Just'' like this fucker here. Now if any of you sons of bitches got '''ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY''', '''''[++NOW'S THE FUCKING TIME!++]''''' [-...I didn't think so."-]

->Inside the psyche of every individual, there exists a spot. A spot that must never be disturbed. It exists inside even the most coolheaded humans. Where it sits. And waits. And if you think you are immune...if you think nothing you hear could ever offend you...think again.

-> You made me swallow my gum. IT'S GOING TO BE IN MY DIGESTIVE TRACT FOR [[NumerologicalMotif SEVEN YEARS!]]

->"The price you pay for bringing up either my [[CharlieDog Chinese or my American heritage]] as a negative is: [[OffWithHisHead I collect your fucking head.]] Just like this fucker here. Now if any of you sons of bitches got '''ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY''', '''[++NOW'S THE FUCKING TIME!++]''' [-...I didn't think so."-]

->-"[[BatmanAndRobin A Bat-credit card?]] They gave [[Comicbook/{{Batman}} him]] a Bat-credit card? [[GoMadFromTheRevelation They have the BALLS to give one of the greatest superheroes of all time]]...'''[[BerserkButton A BAT-CREDIT CARD?! [goes nuts] NOOO! NOOO! Does not compute! Does not compute!]]"''' ''(spews [[{{Angrish}} angry gibberish as he's restrained]])''
->- ''(20 minutes later...)'' "I apologize for that outrage. It was childish and immature. I just get a little peeved, when I see one of my childhood icons carrying... '''[[BerserkButton A BAT-CREDIT CARD! YOU BASTARDS! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU! ALL OF YOU WILL DIE...!]]'''" ''(spews [[{{Angrish}} angry gibberish as he's restrained]]...again)''
->- ''(One hour later...)'' * Deep breath* * {{beat}}* '''"[[UnstoppableRage RAPE MY CHILDHOOD, WILL YOU!? YOU WILL ALL DIE!! YOU WILL ALL DIE!!!]]"''' ''(spews [[{{Angrish}} angry gibberish as he's restrained]] for a third time)''
->- ''(Seven hours later...)'' OK... I'm fine, I'm cool, I'm fine, I'm fine. So, after Batman uses the ''(very strained)'' ''you-know-what''...
-->--TheNostalgiaCritic

-> "It is not the expert thrust of [[PapaWolf Athos]] nor the cold skill of [[MasterSwordsman Aramis]] nor the iron wrist of [[BoisterousBruiser Porthos]] that we have to fear - it is the Gascon's fury - the wild and unacademic attack of the troubadour - the sword of [[TheLancer D'Artagnan]]."

-> "It is not the expert thrust of Athos nor the cold skill of Aramis nor the iron wrist of Porthos that we have to fear - it is the Gascon's fury - the wild and unacademic attack of the troubadour - the sword of D'Artagnan."

->"{{Mulberry}}: Offended"