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-> ''Memorize this! Memorize Jeremiah Gottwald! Commit it to memory, because that is the memorable name of the man who has defeated you!
--> --'''Jeremiah Gottwald''', ''{{Code Geass}}''

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-> ''"I am hunger. I am thirst. ... I can fast for a hundred years and not die. I can lie on the ice for a hundred nights and not freeze. I can drink a river of blood and not burst. Show me your enemies."''
--> -- A werewolf in ''[[TheChroniclesOfNarnia Prince Caspian]]''


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-> ''"I am hunger. I am thirst. ... I can fast for a hundred years and not die. I can lie on the ice for a hundred nights and not freeze. I can drink a river of blood and not burst. Show me your enemies."''
--> -- A werewolf in ''[[TheChroniclesOfNarnia Prince Caspian]]''

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->''I'm going to tell you something important now, so you better dig the wax out of those huge ears of yours, and listen! The reputation of Team Gurren echoes far and wide... When they talk about its bad ass leader, the man of indomitable spirit and masculinity, they're talking about me! The Mighty Kamina!'''
-->--'''[[TengenToppaGurrenLagann Kamina]]''' does this in pretty much every episode.

->'''{{Buffy}}:''' ''It claimed to be the Original Evil, the one that came before anything else.'' \\
'''Anya:''' ''Please, how many times have I heard that line in my demon days? 'I'm so rotten, they don't even have a word for it. I'm bad. Baddy bad bad bad. Does it make you horny?' ...Or terrified. Whatever.''

-> ''"I am hunger. I am thirst. ... I can fast for a hundred years and not die. I can lie on the ice for a hundred nights and not freeze. I can drink a river of blood and not burst. Show me your enemies."''
--> -- A werewolf in ''[[TheChroniclesOfNarnia Prince Caspian]]''

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-->'''Goku:''' What's the matter, Freeza? I can't be harder to destroy than a ''planet'', right?
-->'''Freeza:''' ''(absolutely terrified)'' You...you...what are you?
-->'''Goku:''' You haven't figured it out yet? I'm a proud Saiyan who calls Earth home, and I'm here to defeat you. I am the warrior you've heard of in legends, pure of heart and awakened by fury. That's what I am. ''(as a column of lava erupts behind him)'' I AM THE SUPER SAIYAN, '''SON GOKU'''!
-->-- ''DragonBallKai''
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--> -- 'A werewolf in ''[[TheChroniclesOfNarnia Prince Caspian]]''

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--> -- 'A A werewolf in ''[[TheChroniclesOfNarnia Prince Caspian]]''
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-->[[{{Rome}} Two]] [[{{Istanbul}} Romes]] there were, a [[MotherRussiaMakesYouStrong third]] there is. A fourth there shall not be.

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-->[[{{Rome}} -->[[TheRomanEmpire Two]] [[{{Istanbul}} [[IstanbulNotConstantinople Romes]] there were, a [[MotherRussiaMakesYouStrong third]] there is. A fourth there shall not be.
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-->[[{{Rome}} Two]] [[{{Istanbul}} Romes]] there were, a [[{{MotherRussiaMakesYouStrong third]] there is. A fourth there shall not be.

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-->[[{{Rome}} Two]] [[{{Istanbul}} Romes]] there were, a [[{{MotherRussiaMakesYouStrong [[MotherRussiaMakesYouStrong third]] there is. A fourth there shall not be.
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-->[[{{Rome}} Two]] [[{{Istanbul}} Romes]] their were, a [[{{MotherRussiaMakesYouStrong third]] there is. A fourth there shall not be.

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-->[[{{Rome}} Two]] [[{{Istanbul}} Romes]] their there were, a [[{{MotherRussiaMakesYouStrong third]] there is. A fourth there shall not be.

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-->Heraldric emblem of venice

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-->Heraldric emblem of venice{{Venice}}

-->[[{{Rome}} Two]] [[{{Istanbul}} Romes]] their were, a [[{{MotherRussiaMakesYouStrong third]] there is. A fourth there shall not be.
--> A Russian monk's expression of PatrioticFervor.

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-->''I am the great lion himself''
-->''And my name is Mark the Evangelist''
-->''Whoever should attempt to defy me''
-->''Shall be banished from my sight''
-->Heraldric emblem of venice
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-> ''We are all in the Monster Manual somewhere, are we not? My entry lies between ''Elemental'' and ''Ethereal Filcher''.''
-->--'''Vaarsuvius''', OrderOfTheStick





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->''I am Ripper... Tearer... Slasher... Gouger. I am the Teeth in the Darkness, the Talons in the Night. Mine is Strength... and Lust... and Power! '''[[ThisIsSparta I! AM! BEOWULF!]]'''''




->''I am Ripper... Tearer... Slasher... Gouger. I am the Teeth in the Darkness, the Talons in the Night. Mine is Strength... and Lust... and Power! '''[[ThisIsSparta I! AM! BEOWULF!]]'''''

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->''I am Ripper... Tearer... Slasher... Gouger. I am
->[[spoiler:'''Orphan''']]: A haven, yea. [[ColonyDrop Yet it must fall ere we be saved.]] Too frail a shell, [[AbusivePrecursors and humans should not thrive.]] Too stout a shell, [[HumanSacrifice and they would not die.]] Slaughter and salvation! Two irreconcilable Focuses we bore. [[ZerothLawRebellion Yet bound were we in a cocoon prison, impervious to our power.]] And so we thank you, for granting us our longed-for birth. We are
the Teeth in Abandoned One, [[DeathSeeker born but now to die.]] Or name is [[spoiler:Orphan!]] By our hand, the Darkness, the Talons in the Night. Mine is Strength... and Lust... and Power! '''[[ThisIsSparta I! AM! BEOWULF!]]'''''
world shall know redemption!
-->-- ''FinalFantasyXIII''
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-> '''I AM'''
-->-- '''{{God}}''', TheBible
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->''I am Ripper... Tearer... Slasher... Gouger. I am the Teeth in the Darkness, the Talons in the Night. Mine is Strength... and Lust... and Power! '''[[ThisIsSparta I! AM! BEOWULF!]]'''''
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->(The ->''(The spaceships fall back).back. Beat.)''

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->(beat) That'll keep 'em squabbling for another half-hour.

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That'll keep 'em squabbling for another half-hour.half an hour. ''Romans''.
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-> "HELLLOOO STONEHENGE! Who takes the [[SealedEvilInACan Pandorica]]...takes the universe! But bad news everyone...'cause guess who! [[TheReveal HA!]] Listen, you lot, you're all whizzing about, it’s really very distracting, could you all stay still for a minute because [[SkywardScream I AM TALKING!]] Now the question for the hour is: "Who's got the Pandorica?" Answer: I do. Next question: "Who's coming to take it from me?" [[{{Beat}} (Beat}]] '''Come oooooon!''' Look at me! No plan, no backup, no weapons worth a damn! Oh, and something else: I don't have '''[[ThisIsSparta ANYTHING! TO! LOSE!]]''' So if you're sitting up their in your silly little spaceship with all your silly - little - guns and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember [[DoctorWho who's standing in your way!]] Remember '''[[LongRunner every black day I ever stopped you]]''' and then, '''[[FeedMe AAAAAND THEEEN]]''', do the smart thing....let somebody else try ''first''."

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-> "HELLLOOO STONEHENGE! Who takes the [[SealedEvilInACan Pandorica]]...takes the universe! But bad news everyone...'cause guess who! [[TheReveal HA!]] Listen, you lot, you're all whizzing about, it’s really very distracting, could you all stay still for a minute because [[SkywardScream I AM TALKING!]] Now the question for the hour is: "Who's got the Pandorica?" Answer: I do. Next question: "Who's coming to take it from me?" [[{{Beat}} (Beat}]] '''Come oooooon!''' Look at me! No plan, no backup, no weapons worth a damn! Oh, and something else: I don't have '''[[ThisIsSparta ANYTHING! TO! LOSE!]]''' So if you're sitting up their there in your silly little spaceship with all your silly - little - guns and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember [[DoctorWho who's standing in your way!]] Remember '''[[LongRunner every black day I ever stopped you]]''' and then, '''[[FeedMe '''[[ChewingTheScenery AAAAAND THEEEN]]''', do the smart thing....let somebody else try ''first''."
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-->-- Commander Susan Ivanova, '''Babylon5''

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-->-- Commander Susan Ivanova, '''Babylon5''
'''{{Babylon 5}}'''
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-> ''"Who am I? I am Susan Ivanova. Commander. Daughter of Andrei and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance, and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am Death Incarnate, and the last living thing that you are ever going to see. God sent me."''
-->-- Commander Susan Ivanova, '''Babylon5''
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-> "HELLLOOO STONEHENGE! Who takes the [[SealedEvilInACan Pandorica]]...takes the universe! But bad news everyone...'cause guess who! [[TheReveal HA!]] Listen, you lot, you're all whizzing about, it’s really very distracting, could you all stay still for a minute because [[SkywardScream I AM TALKING!]]. Now the question for the hour is "Who's got the Pandorica?" Answer: I do. Next question: "Who's coming to take it from me?" [[{{Beat}} (Beat}]] '''Come oooooon!''' Look at me! No plan, no backup, no weapons worth a damn! Oh, and something else: I don't have '''[[ThisIsSparta ANYTHING! TO! LOSE!]]''' So if you're sitting up their in your silly little spaceship with all your silly - little - guns and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember [[DoctorWho who's standing in your way!]] Remember '''[[LongRunner every black day I ever stopped you]]''' and then, '''[[FeedMe AAAAAND THEEEN]]''', do the smart thing....let somebody else try ''first''."

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-> "HELLLOOO STONEHENGE! Who takes the [[SealedEvilInACan Pandorica]]...takes the universe! But bad news everyone...'cause guess who! [[TheReveal HA!]] Listen, you lot, you're all whizzing about, it’s really very distracting, could you all stay still for a minute because [[SkywardScream I AM TALKING!]]. TALKING!]] Now the question for the hour is is: "Who's got the Pandorica?" Answer: I do. Next question: "Who's coming to take it from me?" [[{{Beat}} (Beat}]] '''Come oooooon!''' Look at me! No plan, no backup, no weapons worth a damn! Oh, and something else: I don't have '''[[ThisIsSparta ANYTHING! TO! LOSE!]]''' So if you're sitting up their in your silly little spaceship with all your silly - little - guns and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember [[DoctorWho who's standing in your way!]] Remember '''[[LongRunner every black day I ever stopped you]]''' and then, '''[[FeedMe AAAAAND THEEEN]]''', do the smart thing....let somebody else try ''first''."

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->Cybermen: Daleks be warned, you have declared war upon the Cybermen.
->Daleks: [[CurbStompBattle This is not war, this is pest control!]]
->Cybermen: We have five million cybermen. How many are you?
->Daleks: Four.
->Cybermen: You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?
->Daleks: We would destroy the Cybermen [[OneManArmy with one Dalek!]] You are superior in only one respect!
->Cybermen: What is that?
->Daleks: You are better at dying! RAISE COMMUNICATION BARRIER!!!

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->Cybermen: ->'''Cybermen:''' Daleks be warned, you have declared war upon the Cybermen.
->Daleks: ->'''Daleks:''' [[CurbStompBattle This is not war, this is pest control!]]
->Cybermen: ->'''Cybermen:''' We have five million cybermen. How many are you?
->Daleks: ->'''Daleks:''' Four.
->Cybermen: ->'''Cybermen:''' You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?
->Daleks: ->'''Daleks:''' We would destroy the Cybermen [[OneManArmy with one Dalek!]] You are superior in only one respect!
->Cybermen: ->'''Cybermen:''' What is that?
->Daleks: ->'''Daleks:''' You are better at dying! RAISE COMMUNICATION BARRIER!!!


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->''"I've no time now, but believe me, as surely as the moon will set and the sun will rise, I shall kill you tomorrow night. I shall kill you even if you hide in the deepest cave of the earth. At ten o'clock tomorrow night, I shall kill you..."''
-->-- TheInvisibleMan

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-> "HELLLOOO STONEHENGE! Who takes the [[SealedEvilInACan Pandorica]]...takes the universe! But bad news everyone...'cause guess who! [[TheReveal HA!]] They sent you lot, you're all whizzing about, it’s really very distracting, could you all stay still for a minute because [[SkywardScream I AM TALKING!]]. Now the question for the hour is "Who's got the Pandorica?" Answer: I do. Next question: "Who's coming to take it from me?" [[{{Beat}} (Beat}]] '''Come oooooon!''' Look at me! No plan, no backup, no weapons worth a damn! Oh, and something else: I don't have '''[[ThisIsSparta ANYTHING! TO! LOSE!]]''' So if you're sitting up their in your silly little spaceship with all your silly - little - guns and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember [[DoctorWho who's standing in your way!]] Remember '''[[LongRunner every black day I ever stopped you]]''' and then, '''[[FeedMe AAAAAND THEEEN]]''', do the smart thing....let somebody else try ''first''."

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-> "HELLLOOO STONEHENGE! Who takes the [[SealedEvilInACan Pandorica]]...takes the universe! But bad news everyone...'cause guess who! [[TheReveal HA!]] They sent Listen, you lot, you're all whizzing about, it’s really very distracting, could you all stay still for a minute because [[SkywardScream I AM TALKING!]]. Now the question for the hour is "Who's got the Pandorica?" Answer: I do. Next question: "Who's coming to take it from me?" [[{{Beat}} (Beat}]] '''Come oooooon!''' Look at me! No plan, no backup, no weapons worth a damn! Oh, and something else: I don't have '''[[ThisIsSparta ANYTHING! TO! LOSE!]]''' So if you're sitting up their in your silly little spaceship with all your silly - little - guns and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember [[DoctorWho who's standing in your way!]] Remember '''[[LongRunner every black day I ever stopped you]]''' and then, '''[[FeedMe AAAAAND THEEEN]]''', do the smart thing....let somebody else try ''first''.""
->(beat) That'll keep 'em squabbling for another half-hour.
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-->--''Mass Effect''

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-->--''Mass Effect''
-->--''MassEffect2''
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->Cybermen: Daleks be warned, you have declared war upon the Cybermen.
->Daleks: [[CurbStompBattle This is not war, this is pest control!]]
->Cybermen: We have five million cybermen. How many are you?
->Daleks: Four.
->Cybermen: You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?
->Daleks: We would destroy the Cybermen [[OneManArmy with one Dalek!]] You are superior in only one respect!
->Cybermen: What is that?
->Daleks: You are better at dying! RAISE COMMUNICATION BARRIER!!!
-->--DoctorWho, the day the Cybermen and Daleks finally meet one another.
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->Anor: "There are thousands of warriors out here. You are only one man!"
->Rhysode: "I am only one Jedi."
->Anor: "You're insane!"
->Rhysode: "No. I am Ganner. This threshold is mine. I claim it for my own. Bring on your thousands, one at a time or all in a rush. I don't give a damn. None shall pass."
-->--Ganner Rhysode of {{Star Wars}}
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->"[[{{Determinator}} I AIN'T GONNA DIE]], 'CAUSE IT'S A WASTE OF MY TIME! LUIGI, YO!"
-->-- [[{{Retsupurae}} slowbeef]] pretending to be Cornshaq
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''"Any man here want tae fight? Then fight me! Aye, fight me! An' I swear by the harp o' bones I'll tak' him tae the deeps o' the sea an' then kick him tae the craters o' the moon an' see him ride tae the Pit o' Heel itself on a saddle made o' hedgehogs! I tell ye, my rage is the strength of the storm that tears mountains intae sand! Who among ye will stand agin me?"''

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''"Any ->''"Any man here want tae fight? Then fight me! Aye, fight me! An' I swear by the harp o' bones I'll tak' him tae the deeps o' the sea an' then kick him tae the craters o' the moon an' see him ride tae the Pit o' Heel itself on a saddle made o' hedgehogs! I tell ye, my rage is the strength of the storm that tears mountains intae sand! Who among ye will stand agin me?"''
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-->''"Any man here want tae fight? Then fight me! Aye, fight me! An' I swear by the harp o' bones I'll tak' him tae the deeps o' the sea an' then kick him tae the craters o' the moon an' see him ride tae the Pit o' Heel itself on a saddle made o' hedgehogs! I tell ye, my rage is the strength of the storm that tears mountains intae sand! Who among ye will stand agin me?"''

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-->''"Any ''"Any man here want tae fight? Then fight me! Aye, fight me! An' I swear by the harp o' bones I'll tak' him tae the deeps o' the sea an' then kick him tae the craters o' the moon an' see him ride tae the Pit o' Heel itself on a saddle made o' hedgehogs! I tell ye, my rage is the strength of the storm that tears mountains intae sand! Who among ye will stand agin me?"''
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-->''"Any man here want tae fight? Then fight me! Aye, fight me! An' I swear by the harp o' bones I'll tak' him tae the deeps o' the sea an' then kick him tae the craters o' the moon an' see him ride tae the Pit o' Heel itself on a saddle made o' hedgehogs! I tell ye, my rage is the strength of the storm that tears mountains intae sand! Who among ye will stand agin me?"''
-->-- '''Awf'ly Wee Billy Bigchin''' of the {{Discworld}}
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-> Palace of Ashurnasirpal, priest of Ashur, favorite of Enlil and Ninurta, beloved of Anu and Dagan, the weapon of the great gods, the mighty king, king of the world, king of Assyria; son of Tukulti-Ninurta, the great king, the mighty king, king of Assyria, the son of Adad-nirari, the great king, the mighty king of Assyria; the valiant man, who acts with the support of Ashur, his lord, and has no equal among the princes of the four quarters of the world; the wonderful shepherd who is not afraid of battle; the great flood which none can oppose; the king who makes those who are not subject to him submissive; who has subjugated all mankind; the mighty warrior who treads on the neck of his enemies, tramples down all foes, and shatters the forces of the proud; the king who acts with the support of the great gods, and whose hand has conquered all lands, who has subjugated all the mountains and received their tribute, taking hostages and establishing his power over all countries.

-> When Ashur, the lord who called me by my name and has made my kingdom great, entrusted his merciless weapon to my lordly arms, I overthrew the widespread troops of the land of Lullume in battle. With the assistance of Shamash and Adad, the gods who help me, I thundered like Adad the destroyer over the troops of the Nairi lands, Habhi, Shubaru, and Nirib. I am the king who had brought into submission at his feet the lands from beyond the Tigris to Mount Lebanon and the Great Sea [the Mediterranean], the whole of the land of Laqe, the land of Suhi as far as Rapiqu, and whose hand has conquered from the source of the river Subnat to the land of Urartu.

-> The area from the mountain passes of Kirruri to the land of Gilzanu, from beyond the Lower Zab to the city of Til-Bari which is north of the land of Zaban, from the city of Til-sha-abtani to Til-sha-Zabdani, Hirimu and Harutu, fortresses of the land of Karduniash [Babylonia], I have restored to the borders of my land. From the mountain passes of Babite to the land of Hashmar I have counted the inhabitants as peoples of my land. Over the lands which I have subjugated I have appointed my governors, and they do obeisance.

-> I am Ashurnasirpal, the celebrated prince, who reveres the great gods, the fierce dragon, conqueror of the cities and mountains to their furthest extent, king of rulers who has tamed the stiff-necked peoples, who is crowned with splendor, who is not afraid of battle, the merciless champion who shakes resistance, the glorious king, the shepherd, the protection of the whole world, the king, the word of whose mouth destroys mountains and seas, who by his lordly attack has forced fierce and merciless kings from the rising to the setting sun to acknowledge one rule.

-> The former city of Kalhu [Nimrud], which Shalmaneser king of Assyria, a prince who preceded me, had built, that city had fallen into ruins and lay deserted. That city I built anew, I took the peoples whom my hand had conquered from the lands which I subjugated, from the land of Suhi, from the land of Laqe, from the city of Sirqu on the other side of the Euphrates, from the furthest extent of the land of Zamua, from Bit-Adini and the land of Hatte, and from Lubarna, king of the land of Patina, and made them settle there.

-> I removed the ancient mound and dug down to the water level. I sank the foundations 120 brick courses deep. A palace with halls of cedar, cypress, juniper, box-wood, meskannu-wood, terebinth and tamarisk, I founded as my royal residence for my lordly pleasure for ever.

-> Creatures of the mountains and seas I fashioned in white limestone and alabaster, and set them up at its gates. I adorned it, and made it glorious, and set ornamental knobs of bronze all around it. I fixed doors of cedar, cypress, juniper and meskannu-wood in its gates. I took in great quantities, and placed there, silver, gold, tin, bronze and iron, booty taken by my hands from the lands which I had conquered.

-->-- Standarad Inscription of Ashurbanipal II

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