History Quotes / BadassAdorable

->''"I wish I had your [[JustForFun/XMeetsY combo]] of power and [[RidiculousCuteCritter cuteness]]!"''
-->--'''Waddle Dee''', ''VideoGame/KirbyBattleRoyale''

->'''Female Nibblonian:''' The Brains are weakening! ''(on comms)'' Nibblonians to nibble stations. Prepare Cuddlebugs for deployment in forty nibblets.

->The weird thing about ComicBook/PeterWheat is that he was ''awesome''. He was a toddler the size of a pubic louse, and most of his world was made out of cupcake, but his adventures were sword-clashing killing sprees. He wasn't prancing through meadows and singing about the pep you get from enriched wheat flour. He was punching birds in the face and driving axes into hamsters. And there was no whimsy in his fighting style -- he was all business. Peter lived his life by a single code: Shut up and fight. The second any woodland fuck looked at him wrong, he drove the nearest object into its brain, never saying a word. Peter let the screams of his enemies do the talking.

->The weird thing about Peter Wheat is that he was ''awesome''. He was a toddler the size of a pubic louse, and most of his world was made out of cupcake, but his adventures were sword-clashing killing sprees. He wasn't prancing through meadows and singing about the pep you get from enriched wheat flour. He was punching birds in the face and driving axes into hamsters. And there was no whimsy in his fighting style -- he was all business. Peter lived his life by a single code: Shut up and fight. The second any woodland fuck looked at him wrong, he drove the nearest object into its brain, never saying a word. Peter let the screams of his enemies do the talking.

-->-- '''Graham Spectre''', ''LightNovel/{{Baccano}}! 1931 - Another Junk Railroad''

'''Misako & Kyoko''': [[ThePowerOfLove The power of... LOVE!!!]] ([[DestinationDefenestration both kick Sabuko out the window]])

'''Neera:''' This "child" took down that android you've been chasing for the past week.

->''"Shaymin are [[RidiculouslyCuteCreature small and cute]]. That's a fact. Shaymin are [[OlympusMons powerful beyond expectation]]. That is also a fact. [[UnderestimatingBadassery Taking one without the other]] will lead to mistakes that could be very dangerous to make."''

->''"[[KidHero Cuteness never looked so Badass.]]"''

->'''Monkey Yellow:''' Have you seen your waistline lately? Check you ratings again after the paparazzi get a shot of that! Oh, but that doesn't matter, now. Doctor Specter has asked me that I take care of you here and now.

->"This is a pony. A baby girl horse toy. Why is it so Awesome?"
-->--'''Boomstick''', Starscream VS. Rainbow Dash ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'', about Rainbow Dash

->"Huh? Who're these kids...? [[CutenessProximity Awww... Those little costumes look perfect!]] They're so cute! [[ImTakingHerHomeWithMe Can I take them home with-]][[OhCrap Wait... What!?]] Whoa... for real!? These power levels...! Watch out! Those two are... monsters!"

-->--''Creator/{{Seanbaby}}'', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-most-baffling-food-mascots-all-time/ "The 8 Most Baffling Food Mascots of All-Time"]]

->"Veteran drivers beware, they might be cute, but they ''will'' pack a serious punch! Infant strength is no laughing matter!"

-->-- Pre-boss battle cutscene from [[VideoGame/ApeEscape Ape Escape 3]], when '''Yumi''' encounters '''Monkey Yellow''' (U.S. version)

->''That's right, I'm dangerous and cute!''

->''Right, I'm dangerous and cute!''