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'''Screenwriter Guy:''' I don't know, that's what I wrote here.

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'''Screenwriter Guy:''' *clears throat*\\
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'''Screenwriter Guy:''' [[WhoWritesThisCrap
I don't know, that's what I wrote here.]]
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->'''Screenwriter Guy:''' So then [Elly] shoots Aiden through the heart!\\
'''Producer Guy:''' Oh, my god!\\
'''Screenwriter Guy:''' Yeah, but no it's okay, she shoots him through a little section in the heart where it's totally okay when that happens.\\
''(long beat)''\\
'''Screenwriter Guy:''' I don't know, that's what I wrote here.
-->-- ''WebVideo/ScreenRantPitchMeetings'', ''Film/{{Argylle}}''

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-->'' ''WesternAnimation/MiloMurphysLaw''

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->'''Peacemaker:''' These martial artists? They are hardcore. Their heart stops beating, they just concentrate and move a kidney up into its place. Then the kidney circulates the blood through the system.\\
'''[[OnlySaneWoman Leota]]:''' No, that's not something that happens.\\
'''Peacemaker:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Only the greats, just a few times.]]\\
'''Leota:''' No, that's never happened, ever.\\
'''Peacemaker:''' Yeah it has. One or two times, it has.\\
'''Leota:''' No one has ever replaced their own heart with a kidney!
-->-- ''Series/Peacemaker2022''
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->We're not protocules, but to you, we are just... big bugs. We can't speak in a way that you would understand. Like our protocules, we do not communicate with sound. Instead, we use smell -- pheromones. So, I've been translating. And for some things, I've had to take some pretty big liberties. Faces made of chitin do not squish or sag. Eyes without eyelids cannot narrow. And it would be extremely impractical for a cockroach to stand on his hind legs and cross the rest behind his wings, to say the least.

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->We're ->''"We're not protocules, but to you, we are just... big bugs. We can't speak in a way that you would understand. Like our protocules, we do not communicate with sound. Instead, we use smell -- pheromones. So, I've been translating. And for some things, I've had to take some pretty big liberties. Faces made of chitin do not squish or sag. Eyes without eyelids cannot narrow. And it would be extremely impractical for a cockroach to stand on his hind legs and cross the rest behind his wings, to say the least."''
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->We're not protocules, but to you, we are just... big bugs. We can't speak in a way that you would understand. Like our protocules, we do not communicate with sound. Instead, we use smell -- pheromones. So, I've been translating. And for some things, I've had to take some pretty big liberties. Faces made of chitin do not squish or sag. Eyes without eyelids cannot narrow. And it would be extremely impractical for a cockroach to stand on his hind legs and cross the rest behind his wings, to say the least.
-->--'''Professor Gregorsa,''' ''WebAnimation/HumansBGone''
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->'''Sara:''' Hm. Remind me, what happened to these [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb platypus pajamas]]?\\
'''Milo:''' Hot chocolate.\\
'''Sara:''' No, I mean why are they ''teal''? Aren't platypuses ''brown''?\\
'''Milo:''' Someone's idea of ''[[SelfDeprecation artsy]]''.
-->'' ''WesternAnimation/MiloMurphysLaw''
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-> ''“Now I, for one, think evolution is a bunch of BULL CRAP. But I've been told I have to teach it anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this: In the beginning we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this...retard frog squirrel, and then that had a retard baby which was a... monkey fish-frog... And then this monkey fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and... that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and... that made you! So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! [[SarcasmMode Congratulations!]]”''

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-> ''“Now I, for one, think that evolution is a bunch of BULL CRAP. But I've been told I have to teach it anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this: In the beginning we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this...retard frog squirrel, and then that had a retard baby which was a... monkey fish-frog... And then this monkey fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and... that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and... that made you! So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! [[SarcasmMode Congratulations!]]”''
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-> “Now I, for one, think evolution is a bunch of BULL CRAP. But I've been told I have to teach it anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this: In the beginning we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this...retard frog squirrel, and then that had a retard baby which was a... monkey fish-frog... And then this monkey fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and... that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and... that made you! So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! [[SarcasmMode Congratulations!]]”

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-> “Now ''“Now I, for one, think evolution is a bunch of BULL CRAP. But I've been told I have to teach it anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this: In the beginning we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this...retard frog squirrel, and then that had a retard baby which was a... monkey fish-frog... And then this monkey fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and... that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and... that made you! So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! [[SarcasmMode Congratulations!]]”Congratulations!]]”''
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-> “Now I, for one, think evolution is a bunch of BULL CRAP. But I've been told I have to teach it anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this: In the beginning we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this...retard frog squirrel, and then that had a retard baby which was a... monkey fish-frog... And then this monkey fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and... that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and... that made you! So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! [[SarcasmMode Congratulations!]]”
-->--'''Ms. Garrison''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', “Go God Go, Part 1”
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->'''Marik:''' Oh, no! I, Tea Gardner, am having my period! I had better go insert several tampons inside my vagina, or else I might get pregnant!
->'''Yami:''' You do that, [[ItIsPronouncedTroPay Tea]]. Nobody wants ''you'' to get pregnant.

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->'''Marik:''' Oh, no! I, Tea "Tea" Gardner, am having my period! I had better go insert several tampons inside my vagina, or else I might get pregnant!
->'''Yami:''' You do that, [[ItIsPronouncedTroPay Tea]]."Tea". Nobody wants ''you'' to get pregnant.
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->'''Marik:''' Oh, no! I, [[ItIsPronouncedTroPay Tea]] Gardner, am having my period! I had better go insert several tampons inside my vagina, or else I might get pregnant!

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->'''Marik:''' Oh, no! I, [[ItIsPronouncedTroPay Tea]] Tea Gardner, am having my period! I had better go insert several tampons inside my vagina, or else I might get pregnant!

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->''"Here's Sonic the Hedgehog, rolling at high speed through a cartoon world just like real-life hedgehogs don't."''
-->-- '''Creator/CharlieBrooker'''

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->''"Here's Sonic the Hedgehog, Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog, rolling at high speed through a cartoon world just like real-life hedgehogs don't."''
-->-- '''Creator/CharlieBrooker''''''Creator/CharlieBrooker'''
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-->--WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries

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-->--WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries-->--WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries

->''"Here's Sonic the Hedgehog, rolling at high speed through a cartoon world just like real-life hedgehogs don't."''
-->-- '''Creator/CharlieBrooker'''
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-->--WebVideo/YugiohTheAbridgedSeries

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-->--WebVideo/YugiohTheAbridgedSeries-->--WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries
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->''[Marik is [[GrandTheftMe possessing]] Tea]''
->'''Marik:''' Oh, no! I, [[ItIsPronouncedTroPay Tea]] Gardner, am having my period! I had better go insert several tampons inside my vagina, or else I might get pregnant!
->'''Yami:''' You do that, [[ItIsPronouncedTroPay Tea]]. Nobody wants ''you'' to get pregnant.
-->--WebVideo/YugiohTheAbridgedSeries

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