History Quotes / Aquaman

-->-- ''Franchise/JusticeLeagueOfAmerica'', "Welcome to the Working Week"

->Franchise/{{Batman}}'s got an attitude, everybody takes him seriously\\
And Franchise/{{Superman}} never made any money, [[CashCowFranchise well try to tell that to]] [[Creator/DCComics DC]]\\
All the other members of the Franchise/{{Justice League|of America}}\\

The [[Franchise/SpiderMan proportionate strength]] of a praying mantis\\

Batman's got [[CoolCar the Batmobile]], [[Franchise/WonderWoman Diana]]'s got her [[CoolPlane invisible jet]]\\

even the [[ComicBook/CrisisOnInfiniteEarths pre-Crisis]] [[Franchise/TheFlash Flash]]\\

->Franchise/{{Superman}} can fly and can stop a speeding bullet, Franchise/{{Batman}} has gadgets and crime fighting machines, Franchise/TheFlash runs so fast he can catch a falling baby: [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway I can talk to some fish.]] [[SarcasmMode Yeah, I'll go have a chat with some fish.]]\\

Franchise/SpiderMan spins webs and [[MySignificanceSenseIsTingling he always senses danger]], [[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk The Hulk]] can break through 100-ton steal beams, ComicBook/IronMan's suit can defeat a whole army: I can talk to some fish. Yeah, I'll go have a chat with some fish.

->What's that? You want me to start making jokes about [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway how useless Aquaman is]]? [[HaHaHaNo Hahahahaha...]] Aquaman is the [[BadassInCharge king of Atlantis]], whose domain pretty much encompasses the entirety of the ocean. ''He owns 70% of the planet!'' He is [[SuperStrength super strong]], [[SuperSpeed super fast]], and [[HeartIsAnAwesomePower he can summon Cthulhu to eat your soul if he felt like it]]. [[MemeticLoser The perception of Aquaman as 'useless']] is [[AudienceColoringAdaptation based on the]] ''{{WesternAnimation/Superfriends}}'' cartoon series, where [[AdaptationalWimp Aquaman's superpower is that he owns a jet ski]]. ...'''I don't make fun of Aquaman.'''

Franchise/SpiderMan spins webs and [[MySignificanceSenseIsTingling he always senses danger]], [[ComicBook/IncredibleHulk The Hulk]] can break through 100-ton steal beams, ComicBook/IronMan's suit can defeat a whole army: I can talk to some fish. Yeah, I'll go have a chat with some fish.

-->--'''Aquaman''', ''ComicBook/GrantMorrisonsJLA''

The [[SpiderMan proportionate strength]] of a praying mantis\\

{{Spiderman}} spins webs and [[MySignificanceSenseIsTingling he always senses danger]], [[ComicBook/IncredibleHulk The Hulk]] can break through 100-ton steal beams, ComicBook/IronMan's suit can defeat a whole army: I can talk to some fish. Yeah, I'll go have a chat with some fish.

Batman signed a [[Film/Batman1989 movie]] [[Film/TheDarkKnightSaga deal]] though you know [[{{Fiction500}} he doesn't need the cash]]\\

CHORUS 2X\\

--> --'''The Motion Sick''': Aquaman's Lament

->"What's that? You want me to start making jokes about how useless Aquaman is? [[SarcasmMode Hahahahaha...]] Aquaman is the king of Atlantis, whose domain pretty much encompasses the entirety of the ocean. He ''owns 70% of the planet''! He is super strong, super fast, and he can summon Cthulhu to eat your soul if he felt like it. The perception of Aquaman as 'useless' is based on the ''{{WesternAnimation/Superfriends}}'' cartoon series, where Aquaman's superpower is that he owns a jet ski. ...'''I don't make fun of Aquaman'''."

Batman signed a [[Film/{{Batman}} movie]] [[Film/TheDarkKnightSaga deal]] though you know [[{{Fiction500}} he doesn't need the cash]]\\

->''Arthur Curry. I hear you can talk to fish.''

-->-- ''{{Justice League of America}}'', "Welcome to the Working Week"

-->-- '''Creator/KateBeaton''', ''HarkAVagrant'' [[http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=260 #260]]

CHORUS\\

I know not even PeterDavid can make me cool\\

->'''OUTRAGEOUS!''
-->-- '''AQUAMAN''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold''

->'''Jeff''': Well, I like Aquaman; he can [[SuperNotDrowningSkills breathe underwater]] and [[SpeaksFluentAnimal talk to fish!]]\\
'''Melvin''': Yeah, cool! He has all the same powers as [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarepants SpongeBob]].
-->-- '''Creator/JeffDunham''', ''Spark of Insanity''

And Franchise/{{Superman}} never made any money, [[CashCowFranchise well try to tell that to]] [[DCComics DC]]\\

Batman's got [[CoolCar the Batmobile]], [[WonderWoman Diana]]'s got her [[CoolPlane invisible jet]]\\
It seems like everybody else can fly, even [[{{WesternAnimation/Superfriends}} Samurai]]\\

->"What's that? You want me to start making jokes about how useless Aquaman is? [[SarcasmMode Hahahahaha...]] Aquaman is the king of Atlantis, whose domain pretty much encompasses the entirety of the ocean. He ''owns 70% of the planet''! He is super strong, super fast, and he can summon Cthulhu to eat your soul if he felt like it. The perception of Aquaman as 'useless' is based on the ''SuperFriends'' cartoon series, where Aquaman's superpower is that he owns a jet ski. ...'''I don't make fun of Aquaman'''."