History PlayingWith / KansasCityShuffle

* '''Straight''': [[ConArtist Ulysses]] tries to swindle Mark, a cop, out of [[NoHeroDiscount ten bucks for a cup of "really good coffee"]]. Mark declines, giving him a booby prize instead: a [[DonutMessWithACop donut]], which was [[AllAccordingToPlan what Ulysses wanted all along for his coffee]].
* '''Exaggerated''': Mark has a whole box of donuts. After parting with Ulysses, he comes across several more people: a homeless man, an office worker with no time for breakfast, a young child who's lost his ice cream, and so on. The day ends with Ulysses and his buddies noshing on an entire box of donuts, each one swindled out from under an unsuspecting Mark.
* '''Downplayed''': Mark figures [[TheCynic anything Ulysses gains is his loss]], but the donut was free, so he lets it go, even if it is a swindle.
* '''Justified''':
** Mark doesn't think enough of Ulysses' intelligence [[NotSoHarmlessVillain to anticipate him to pull off anything even mildly complicated]].
** Ulysses knows Mark thinks he's a dip, and that makes him the perfect victim for a shuffle because [[BatmanGambit he believes he's smarter than the average lowlife]].

* '''Parodied''': Ulysses insists on pulling a con on Mark when he could [[CutLexLuthorACheck just sell the coffee to him]] [[StatingTheSimpleSolution at a reasonable price]].
* '''Zig Zagged''': The conversation between Ulysses and Mark takes several turns, with Mark talking himself into, out of, and around both taking the coffee and giving Mark one of his donuts. Eventually, he finds a way out by [[TakeAThirdOption giving Ulysses nothing...]] but Ulysses gets the last laugh by selling his assessment of Mark as a target for swindles to his fellow con artists: the real con was their [[{{Pun}} conversation]].
* '''Averted''': Figuring he's having an off day, Ulysses [[KnowWhenToFoldEm cuts his losses and makes tracks]] after Mark sees through his coffee swindle.
* '''Enforced''': The creators need to show that Ulysses is a master con artist without being too drastic (i.e. robbing a whole bank without anyone noticing).
* '''Lampshaded''': Mark knows Ulysses has an ulterior scheme of some kind; [[ParanoiaGambit he just doesn't know what it is]].
* '''Invoked''': Ulysses [[IndyPloy makes up his cons on the fly]], so there's no attempt to shuffle for the coffee until [[ReversePsychology he makes the suggestion that Mark's throat will be dry from the donut]]. Once Mark offers him the donut as a mockery, he leans into it.

* '''Defied''': Mark sees through both schemes and threatens to run Ulysses in for an outstanding warrant, [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere which gets Ulysses off his back pretty quick]].

* '''Implied''': Ulysses makes a big, [[SarcasmMode sarcasm-laden]] show out of getting the donut.
* '''Deconstructed''': Ulysses' scam works, but it still makes Mark suspicious of interacting with him. A few more scams and he's [[InspectorJavert on the warpath to bring Ulysses in]], or at the very least make Ulysses regret he ever met him.
** Ulysses [[IKnowYouKnowIKnow knows Mark knows he's a conman, and Mark knows Ulysses knows that he knows]] every interaction with him is an invitation to be scammed. [[ParanoiaFuel The two are trapped in a personal cold war where everything simultaneously is and is not a con]].
* '''Reconstructed''': Mark's friends, (and more importantly [[DaChief his superiors)]], don't take his vendetta against Ulysses seriously; nothing illegal has technically occurred, and they figure Mark just doesn't want to admit he got swindled out of pride.

* '''Straight''': [[ConArtist Ulrich]] tries to swindle Mark, a cop, out of [[NoHeroDiscount ten bucks for a cup of "really good coffee"]]. Mark declines, giving him a booby prize instead: a [[DonutMessWithACop donut]], which was [[AllAccordingToPlan what Ulrich wanted all along for his coffee]].
* '''Exaggerated''': Mark has a whole box of donuts. After parting with Ulrich, he comes across several more people: a homeless man, an office worker with no time for breakfast, a young child who's lost his ice cream, and so on. The day ends with Ulrich and his buddies noshing on an entire box of donuts, each one swindled out from under an unsuspecting Mark.
* '''Downplayed''': Mark figures [[TheCynic anything Ulrich gains is his loss]], but the donut was free, so he lets it go, even if it is a swindle.

** Mark doesn't think enough of Ulrich's intelligence [[NotSoHarmlessVillain to anticipate him to pull off anything even mildly complicated]].
** Ulrich knows Mark thinks he's a dip, and that makes him the perfect victim for a shuffle because [[BatmanGambit he believes he's smarter than the average lowlife]].

** Mark [[OutGambitted gets Ulrich to spill his coffee]].
* '''Subverted''': Getting the donut was unplanned, but [[XanatosGambit as long as Ulrich gets something out of a failed con, he's satisfied]].
* '''Parodied''': Ulrich insists on pulling a con on Mark when he could [[CutLexLuthorACheck just sell the coffee to him]] [[StatingTheSimpleSolution at a reasonable price]].
* '''Zig Zagged''': The conversation between Ulrich and Mark takes several turns, with Mark talking himself into, out of, and around both taking the coffee and giving Mark one of his donuts. Eventually, he finds a way out by [[TakeAThirdOption giving Ulrich nothing...]] but Ulrich gets the last laugh by selling his assessment of Mark as a target for swindles to his fellow con artists: the real con was their [[{{Pun}} conversation]].
* '''Averted''': Figuring he's having an off day, Ulrich [[KnowWhenToFoldEm cuts his losses and makes tracks]] after Mark sees through his coffee swindle.
* '''Enforced''': Ulrich and a second conman, Victor, [[EnemyMine are partnered in swindling Mark]]. If Ulrich fails to swindle Mark, Victor has another plan ready for him, like [[ViolinScam buying an expensive new watch on the cheap]].
* '''Lampshaded''': Mark knows Ulrich has an ulterior scheme of some kind; [[ParanoiaGambit he just doesn't know what it is]].
* '''Invoked''': Ulrich [[IndyPloy makes up his cons on the fly]], so there's no attempt to shuffle for the coffee until [[ReversePsychology he makes the suggestion that Mark's throat will be dry from the donut]]. Once Mark offers him the donut as a mockery, he leans into it.
* '''Exploited''': Ulrich's skills with a con [[RiteOfPassage win him a seat at the table]] in [[TheSyndicate some very high circles]].
* '''Defied''': Mark sees through both schemes and threatens to run Ulrich in for an outstanding warrant, [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere which gets Ulrich off his back pretty quick]].
* '''Discussed''': Mark says he knows every trick in the book, [[TemptingFate and that Ulrich has no chance of getting one over on him]].
* '''Conversed''': Ulrich [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial claims he's got no ulterior motives in offering Mark coffee]].
* '''Implied''': Ulrich makes a big, [[SarcasmMode sarcasm-laden]] show out of getting the donut.
* '''Deconstructed''': Ulrich's scam works, but it still makes Mark suspicious of interacting with him. A few more scams and he's [[InspectorJavert on the warpath to bring Ulrich in]], or at the very least make Ulrich regret he ever met him.
** Ulrich [[IKnowYouKnowIKnow knows Mark knows he's a conman, and Mark knows Ulrich knows that he knows]] every interaction with him is an invitation to be scammed. [[ParanoiaFuel The two are trapped in a personal cold war where everything simultaneously is and is not a con]].
* '''Reconstructed''': Mark's friends, (and more importantly [[DaChief his superiors)]], don't take his vendetta against Ulrich seriously; nothing illegal has technically occurred, and they figure Mark just doesn't want to admit he got swindled out of pride.

* '''Exploited''': Ulrich's skills with a con [[RiteOfPassage win him a seat at the table]] in [[TotallyNotACriminalFront some very high circles]].

* '''Exploited''': Ulrich's skills with a con [[RiteOfPassage win him a seat at the table]] [[LegitimateBusinessmensSocialClub in some very high circles]].

* '''Inverted''': Mark takes the deal for the coffee, making a shuffle superfluous.

* '''Straight''': [[ConArtist Ulrich]] tries to swindle Mark, a cop, out of [[NoHeroDiscount ten bucks for a cup of "really good coffee"]]. Mark declines, giving him a booby prize instead: a [[DonutMessWithACop donut]], which was [[JustAsPlanned what Ulrich wanted all along for his coffee]].

* '''Justified''': Mark doesn't think enough of Ulrich's intelligence [[NotSoHarmlessVillain to anticipate him to pull off anything even mildly complicated]].

* '''Exaggerated''': Mark has a whole box of donuts. After parting with Ulrich, he comes across several more people: a homeless man, an office worker with no time for breakfast, a young child who's lost his ice cream, and so on. The day ends with [[MassiveMultiplayerScam Ulrich and his buddies noshing on an entire box of donuts]], each one swindled out from under an unsuspecting Mark.

* '''Enforced''': Ulrich and a second conman, Victor, [[EnemyMine are partnered in swindling Mark]]. If Ulrich fails to swindle Mark, [[TheConWithinACon Victor has another plan ready for him]], like [[ViolinScam buying an expensive new watch on the cheap]].

* '''Reconstructed''': Mark's friends (and more importantly [[DaChief his superiors) don't take his vendetta against Ulrich seriously; nothing illegal has technically occurred, and they figure Mark just doesn't want to admit he got swindled out of pride.