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* One strip had Calvin ask his mother why it was "worth four dollars a minute to talk on the telephone to goofy ladies who wear their underwear on TV commercials".

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* One strip had Calvin ask his mother why it was "worth four dollars a minute to talk on the telephone to goofy ladies who wear their underwear on TV commercials". Lampshaded when Dad angrily asks when Calvin was able to see one of those commercials, and Calvin says [[BlatantLies it was during his Saturday morning cartoons]].
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* Calvin also asked his dad why "he lives in this house with Mom instead of an apartment with several scantily-clad female roommates." Quite explicably, this leads to him getting all of his television privileges revoked.

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* Calvin also asked his dad why "he lives in this house with Mom instead of [[JiggleShow an apartment with several scantily-clad female roommates.roommates]]." Quite explicably, this leads to him getting all of his television privileges revoked.
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* The throwaway joke of one SundayStrip is Calvin comparing a tedious experience to being in ''Film/DoctorZhivago''.
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* There's a strip where Hobbes mentions that he reads Magazine/NationalGeographic for the hot tigress babes on the cover. [[NationalGeographicNudity Well]] [[PoorMansPorn played]], Mr. Watterson. (Of course, it would only be porn if [[FurIsClothing the tigresses were shaved]].)

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* There's a strip where Hobbes mentions that he reads Magazine/NationalGeographic for the hot tigress babes on the cover. [[NationalGeographicNudity Well]] [[PoorMansPorn played]], Mr. Watterson. (Of course, it would only be porn if [[FurIsClothing the tigresses were shaved]].)
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-->"I've got to have you! [[MurderTheHypotenuse Let's murder our spouses]]!"

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-->"I've got to have you! [[MurderTheHypotenuse [[TilMurderDoUsPart Let's murder our spouses]]!"
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* For one show and tell, Calvin told his class that his mother dons "a patriotic leotard, a cape, and knee-high, high-heeled boots, and she fights crime as a super-heroine". In the last panel, as his mom is handing his dad the note from the teacher, he remarks, "Wow. Show me that outfit sometime."

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* For one show and tell, Calvin told his class that his mother dons "a patriotic leotard, a cape, and knee-high, high-heeled boots, and she fights crime as a super-heroine".super-heroine" ([[https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1995/03/19 possibly something like this]]). In the last panel, as his mom is handing his dad the note from the teacher, he remarks, "Wow. Show me that outfit sometime."
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* One wintertime strip had Susie building a snowman with long hair and bumps on the chest; when questioned by Calvin, she explains that it's actually a snow''woman''. The last panel of the strip has Calvin building a snowman, visible only from the back, with his exasperated mother declaring "I don't care. We're not having an anatomically correct snowman in the front yard." Given the snowman's extremely confident stance it was quite impressive.

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* One wintertime strip had Susie building a snowman with long hair and bumps on the chest; when questioned by Calvin, she explains that it's actually a snow''woman''. The last panel of the strip has Calvin building a snowman, visible only from the back, with his exasperated mother declaring "I don't care. We're not having an anatomically correct snowman in the front yard." Given the snowman's extremely confident stance it [[https://i.ibb.co/hLPYvx7/R5a5393bd129a4c101f6880a0bb0ac3b6.gif was quite impressive.impressive]].

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* An early strip showed Calvin asking Hobbes the meaning of a long word in a book he was reading. Hobbes saw it, immediately became so shocked that his fur went all bristly, and then recovered quickly and said [[BlatantLies "I don't know."]] [[FridgeBrilliance If you think about it]], there's [[PrecisionFStrike only one 12-letter word in the English language]] that could get a person (or tiger) to react that way.
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Both kids and adults would understand the idea that Calvin's dad said some bad words. After all, we never heard what they were, so an adult wouldn't know what they meant.


* After a week-long camping trip suffused by rain from beginning to end, only for the sun to appear immediately after everything was packed up, the final panel combined a NoodleIncident and an implied ''ClusterFBomb''. Of course, given the father's reaction when he drops something heavy on his foot, it may simply have been a cluster {{Angrish}} bomb.
-->'''Calvin''': ''(eagerly)'' Do you know what any of Dad's words meant?\\
'''Hobbes''': No, but I wrote some of them down so we can look 'em up when we get home.
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There isn't a definitive joke here that an adult would understand but a child wouldn't. The monkey could have being doing anything (and it was probably meant to be Toilet Humor, which kids could easily understand).


* After they go to the zoo, Calvin delightedly talks about something the monkeys are doing, asking why he isn't allowed to do that in public.
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* Calvin points out that on the TV listings, a movie has "adult situations." He asks Hobbes what they are. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Hobbes responds, "Probably stuff like going to work, paying bills and taxes, taking responsibilities." As Calvin notes that they don't kid around about how they are for "mature audiences," Hobbes claims he never understood how these movies make any money.]]
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-->"But we ''are!'' [[YourCheatingHeart ...Or did you mean to each other]]?"

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-->"But we ''are!'' [[YourCheatingHeart ...''are!'' ...Or did you mean to each other]]?"other?"



* When his mom is sick, Calvin asked if that's because she's going to have a baby. His dad replied [[YourCheatingHeart not that]] ''[[YourCheatingHeart he]]'' [[YourCheatingHeart knew of]]...

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* When his mom is sick, Calvin asked if that's because she's going to have a baby. His dad replied [[YourCheatingHeart not that]] ''[[YourCheatingHeart he]]'' [[YourCheatingHeart that ''he'' knew of]]...of...
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* When his mom is sick, Calvin asked if that's because she's going to have a baby. His dad replied [[YourCheatingHeart not that]] ''[[YourCheatingHeart he]]'' [[YourCheatingHeart new of]]...

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* When his mom is sick, Calvin asked if that's because she's going to have a baby. His dad replied [[YourCheatingHeart not that]] ''[[YourCheatingHeart he]]'' [[YourCheatingHeart new knew of]]...
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-->'''Rosalyn:''' Care to repeat that comment?

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-->'''Rosalyn:''' ''(grabs Calvin by his shirt)'' [[DudeNotFunny Care to repeat that comment?comment]]?



* When his mom is sick, Calvin asked if that's because she's going to have a baby. His dad replied not that ''he'' knew of...

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* When his mom is sick, Calvin asked if that's because she's going to have a baby. His dad replied [[YourCheatingHeart not that ''he'' knew of...that]] ''[[YourCheatingHeart he]]'' [[YourCheatingHeart new of]]...
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-->'''Rosalyn:''' Care to repeat that comment?
-->'''Calvin:''' I said I'm not going anywhere. Leggo.
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* One wintertime strip had Susie building a snowman with long hair and bumps on the chest; when questioned by Calvin, she explains that it's actually a snow''woman''. The last panel of the strip has Calvin building a snowman, visible only from the back, with his exasperated mother declaring " I don't care. We're not having an anatomically correct snowman in the front yard." Given the snowman's extremely confident stance it was quite impressive.

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* One wintertime strip had Susie building a snowman with long hair and bumps on the chest; when questioned by Calvin, she explains that it's actually a snow''woman''. The last panel of the strip has Calvin building a snowman, visible only from the back, with his exasperated mother declaring " I "I don't care. We're not having an anatomically correct snowman in the front yard." Given the snowman's extremely confident stance it was quite impressive.
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-->"But we ''are!''...Or did you mean to each other?"

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-->"But we ''are!''...''are!'' [[YourCheatingHeart ...Or did you mean to each other?"other]]?"



-->"''Murder?!'' -- You sick animal! I love it when you talk that way! Come here!"

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-->"''Murder?!'' -- You sick animal! [[InLoveWithYourCarnage I love it when you talk that way! way!]] Come here!"
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---> "Oh Mary, you look ''ravishing'' in that skimpy negligee!
---> Mmm…darling, don't you wish we were married?"
---> "But we ''are!'' …Or did you mean to each other?"
---> "I've got to have you! [[MurderTheHypotenuse Let's murder our spouses]]!"
---> ''"Murder?!''--You sick animal! I love it when you talk that way! Come here!"
---> '''Calvin, smiling widely:''' Sometimes I think I learn more when I stay home from school.

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---> "Oh -->"Oh Mary, you look ''ravishing'' in that skimpy negligee!
---> Mmm…darling, -->"Mmm...darling, don't you wish we were married?"
---> "But -->"But we ''are!'' …Or ''are!''...Or did you mean to each other?"
---> "I've -->"I've got to have you! [[MurderTheHypotenuse Let's murder our spouses]]!"
---> ''"Murder?!''--You -->"''Murder?!'' -- You sick animal! I love it when you talk that way! Come here!"
---> '''Calvin, smiling widely:''' -->'''Calvin:''' ''(smiling widely)'' Sometimes I think I learn more when I stay home from school.
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Also removed the Uncle Max example, since it's debatable due to Values Dissonance.
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Since Calvin has an unusually large vocabulary for a six-year-old and tends to discuss complex philosophy, reading the strip as a child and as an adult are completely different experiences.
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* In one strip, Calvin's mom is watching TV and Calvin is complaining about all the kissing the characters are doing. His mom announces "bed time" and carries him up to his room. The last panel has a bewildered Calvin remarking, "There's a connection here, I just know it."
* One strip had Calvin ask his mother why it was "worth four dollars a minute to talk on the telephone to goofy ladies who wear their underwear on TV commercials".
* Calvin also asked his dad why "he lives in this house with Mom instead of an apartment with several scantily-clad female roommates." Quite explicably, this leads to him getting all of his television privileges revoked.
* Then there's this one program we get to overhear him watching (note that the following is punctuated by kissing noises):
---> "Oh Mary, you look ''ravishing'' in that skimpy negligee!
---> Mmm…darling, don't you wish we were married?"
---> "But we ''are!'' …Or did you mean to each other?"
---> "I've got to have you! [[MurderTheHypotenuse Let's murder our spouses]]!"
---> ''"Murder?!''--You sick animal! I love it when you talk that way! Come here!"
---> '''Calvin, smiling widely:''' Sometimes I think I learn more when I stay home from school.
* A number of early strips see Calvin trying to get into or rent R-rated movies with pretty suggestive titles, like "Venusian Vampire Vixens," "Attack of the Co-Ed Cannibals," or "Cannibal Stewardess Vixens Unchained."
* In one strip, Calvin's gum-chewing leads to the memorable line from Hobbes: "An orifice is an amusing thing, all right."
* At the end of one strip, Calvin's dad receives a call from his wife at work to which he answers: "Look, Honey, could we talk about that operation some other time?" What's the context? Well, Calvin had just been asking his mom for a baby brother, but only so he could have someone smaller to bully.
* After a week-long camping trip suffused by rain from beginning to end, only for the sun to appear immediately after everything was packed up, the final panel combined a NoodleIncident and an implied ''ClusterFBomb''. Of course, given the father's reaction when he drops something heavy on his foot, it may simply have been a cluster {{Angrish}} bomb.
-->'''Calvin''': ''(eagerly)'' Do you know what any of Dad's words meant?\\
'''Hobbes''': No, but I wrote some of them down so we can look 'em up when we get home.
* There's a strip where Hobbes mentions that he reads Magazine/NationalGeographic for the hot tigress babes on the cover. [[NationalGeographicNudity Well]] [[PoorMansPorn played]], Mr. Watterson. (Of course, it would only be porn if [[FurIsClothing the tigresses were shaved]].)
* For one show and tell, Calvin told his class that his mother dons "a patriotic leotard, a cape, and knee-high, high-heeled boots, and she fights crime as a super-heroine". In the last panel, as his mom is handing his dad the note from the teacher, he remarks, "Wow. Show me that outfit sometime."
* [[http://i.imgur.com/XQBGaoJ.png This strip]]. Not many non-German kids are expected to be familiar with the phrase "[[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Jawohl, mein Führer]]!"
* An early strip showed Calvin asking Hobbes the meaning of a long word in a book he was reading. Hobbes saw it, immediately became so shocked that his fur went all bristly, and then recovered quickly and said [[BlatantLies "I don't know."]] [[FridgeBrilliance If you think about it]], there's [[PrecisionFStrike only one 12-letter word in the English language]] that could get a person (or tiger) to react that way.
* One wintertime strip had Susie building a snowman with long hair and bumps on the chest; when questioned by Calvin, she explains that it's actually a snow''woman''. The last panel of the strip has Calvin building a snowman, visible only from the back, with his exasperated mother declaring " I don't care. We're not having an anatomically correct snowman in the front yard." Given the snowman's extremely confident stance it was quite impressive.
* When his mom is sick, Calvin asked if that's because she's going to have a baby. His dad replied not that ''he'' knew of...
* After they go to the zoo, Calvin delightedly talks about something the monkeys are doing, asking why he isn't allowed to do that in public.
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