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'''Cir''' My number Three is from the movie ''Film/{{Ronin}}'':

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'''Nick''' I don't think so. All right, my Number Five is the titular Maltese Falcon from the book and the Creator/HumphreyBogart movie ''Film/TheMalteseFalcon''. They say it's "The stuff that dreams are made of".

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'''Nick''' I don't think so. All right, my Number Five is the titular Maltese Falcon from the book and the Creator/HumphreyBogart movie ''Film/TheMalteseFalcon''.''Film/{{The Maltese Falcon|1941}}''. They say it's "The stuff that dreams are made of".

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'''Kyle''' I think one of the examples on the TvTropes site is whether, in a heist movie, whether or not it's the Hope Diamond versus the Mona Lisa. It doesn't matter, you switch-out one for the other and who would blink? The audience will never know the difference. It's not like the outcome of the movie is going to be different because you switched one for the other. It's all about the way that certain thing influences the personalities of the characters. The way it affects their drive for this heist, or whatever it is. Forwarding the plot.

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'''Kyle''' I think one of the examples on the TvTropes Wiki/TVTropes site is whether, in a heist movie, whether or not it's the Hope Diamond versus the Mona Lisa. It doesn't matter, you switch-out one for the other and who would blink? The audience will never know the difference. It's not like the outcome of the movie is going to be different because you switched one for the other. It's all about the way that certain thing influences the personalities of the characters. The way it affects their drive for this heist, or whatever it is. Forwarding the plot.



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'''Kyle''' I like the one that is so powerful that it , it almost can't even be used. Marvel Comics has a great one in The Infinity Gauntlet, that is actually <SPOILER ALERT> showed up in ''Film/TheAvengers'', for those who are watching, it is ''in'' Odin's collection of captured weapons that he has. And The Casket of Winter is in the Thor movie. I think it will show up in the Avengers too. But the Infinity Gauntlet is this -- if you wear it, you can control reality, basically. And it's a huge [=MacGuffin=], because anytime a character actually has ''had'' it, it essentially cancels itself out. It does nothing.

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'''Kyle''' I like the one that is so powerful that it , it almost can't even be used. Marvel Comics has a great one in The Infinity Gauntlet, that is actually <SPOILER ALERT> showed up in ''Film/TheAvengers'', ''Film/{{The Avengers|2012}}'', for those who are watching, it is ''in'' Odin's collection of captured weapons that he has. And The Casket of Winter is in the Thor movie. I think it will show up in the Avengers too. But the Infinity Gauntlet is this -- if you wear it, you can control reality, basically. And it's a huge [=MacGuffin=], because anytime a character actually has ''had'' it, it essentially cancels itself out. It does nothing.
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'''Nick''' So, listeners, check out our Facebook at Facebook.com/OnTheTropes; you can vote for what you think the Number One ''should be''. Join us in our next segment, where we introduce what is called "The Beast Duel"

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'''Nick''' So, email us at Onthetropes@Gmail.com; you can find polls and some bonus content at Facebook.com/OnTheTropes; and check out our Twitter at #OnTheTropes. So, as always, I have been Nick, and

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'''Kyle''' I like how [=MacGuffins=] can be definitely varied from objects, to people, to events. In a lot of action movies, it's weapons, like the Green Destiny in ''Film/CrouchingTigerHiddenDragon'', or in ''Film/DespicableMe'' it's the moon. He really wants to get the moon. He gets the moon in the end (spoiler) but it doesn't really matter to him because these girls are really more important to him, so it's kind of cool how that ends.

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'''Kyle''' I like how [=MacGuffins=] can be definitely varied from objects, to people, to events. In a lot of action movies, it's weapons, like the Green Destiny in ''Film/CrouchingTigerHiddenDragon'', or in ''Film/DespicableMe'' ''WesternAnimation/DespicableMe'' it's the moon. He really wants to get the moon. He gets the moon in the end (spoiler) but it doesn't really matter to him because these girls are really more important to him, so it's kind of cool how that ends.

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'''Nick''' Ultimately, the Maltese Falcon ends up being of little to no value, even though all this drama and all these murders have been commited because of it. Cir, what's your Number Four?

'''Cir''' Number Four is from the hilarious British Television show, Series/AlloAllo. It's about a French cafe owner resisting the Nazis that aired on PBS in the Nineties. Did I say it's hilarious? Few parallels in America. Each season revolves around a [=MacGuffin=] that the characters try to find. My favorite being an art piece, it's usually like an art piece or a bomb or a secret list. My favorite was "the Madonna with the Big Boobies" which was forged, reforged, stolen, restolen many times to no effect, no bearing on the outcome of anything. Kyle?

'''Kyle''' Ah, my Number Four would be the baby in ''Film{{Juno}}'', I don't know, just because the whole movie is about her being pregnant, and the baby that she is going to have singlehandedly breaks up a couple, it kind of ruins her entire life for the most part, and it's the driving force behind the entire movie. It's not really about the baby, it's about her and how she reacts to being pregnant and everything.

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'''Nick''' Ultimately, the Maltese Falcon ends up being of little to no value, even though all this drama and all these murders have been commited committed because of it. Cir, what's your Number Four?

'''Cir''' Number Four is from the hilarious British Television show, Series/AlloAllo.''Series/AlloAllo''. It's about a French cafe owner resisting the Nazis that aired on PBS in the Nineties. Did I say it's hilarious? Few parallels in America. Each season revolves around a [=MacGuffin=] that the characters try to find. My favorite being an art piece, it's usually like an art piece or a bomb or a secret list. My favorite was "the Madonna with the Big Boobies" which was forged, reforged, stolen, restolen many times to no effect, no bearing on the outcome of anything. Kyle?

'''Kyle''' Ah, my Number Four would be the baby in ''Film{{Juno}}'', ''Film/{{Juno}}'', I don't know, just because the whole movie is about her being pregnant, and the baby that she is going to have singlehandedly breaks up a couple, it kind of ruins her entire life for the most part, and it's the driving force behind the entire movie. It's not really about the baby, it's about her and how she reacts to being pregnant and everything.



'''Kyle''' I think we might at the very end, I thnk what's-her-face, the woman, is holding her, but maybe I'm wrong. But yeah, the baby is a very little part in that movie, but everyone wanting it, and so, yeah. What about you, Nick? Number Four.

'''Nick''' My Number Four is the briefcase in ''Film/PulpFiction'' that Marcellus Wallace sends Vince Vega and Jules to obtain. We don't ever see what's inside the briefcase. We know that it glows; some fan theories say that it's Marcellus Wallace's soul. I don't really buy into that fan theory at all and [[Creator/QuentinTarantino Tarantino]] himself has said "I don't know what's in the briefcase, and I don't care what's in the briefcase." And I thnk that's a great example, a great distillation of the soul of what a[=MacGuffin=]is. Who knows, who cares?

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'''Kyle''' I think we might at the very end, I thnk think what's-her-face, the woman, is holding her, but maybe I'm wrong. But yeah, the baby is a very little part in that movie, but everyone wanting it, and so, yeah. What about you, Nick? Number Four.

'''Nick''' My Number Four is the briefcase in ''Film/PulpFiction'' that Marcellus Wallace sends Vince Vega and Jules to obtain. We don't ever see what's inside the briefcase. We know that it glows; some fan theories say that it's Marcellus Wallace's soul. I don't really buy into that fan theory at all and [[Creator/QuentinTarantino Tarantino]] himself has said "I don't know what's in the briefcase, and I don't care what's in the briefcase." And I thnk think that's a great example, a great distillation of the soul of what a[=MacGuffin=]is. Who knows, who cares?



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"Whenever there is any doubt, there is no doubt. That's the first thing they teach you."
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'''Cir'''This movies has so many blatant tropes, it's almost like a deadly-serious parody. And the[=MacGuffin=]in this case is, again, a briefcase with some ridiculous sum of money in it. My favorite scene is when one of the villians runs around with the case, just shooting people and causing mayhem. This movie is so over-the-top with a straight face and it seems like one of those movies that had a twinkle in its eye the whole time that you're watching. Kyle.

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'''Cir'''This movies has so many blatant tropes, it's almost like a deadly-serious parody. And the[=MacGuffin=]in the[=MacGuffin=] in this case is, again, a briefcase with some ridiculous sum of money in it. My favorite scene is when one of the villians villains runs around with the case, just shooting people and causing mayhem. This movie is so over-the-top with a straight face and it seems like one of those movies that had a twinkle in its eye the whole time that you're watching. Kyle.



'''Cir''' ''Lord of the Rings'' is famous, to me, for having so many various powers and themes and vague things. The characters are, Aragorn, for example, is a very powerful character, its hinted at that he's more than just a person, however. His aura is powerful. You know, they never explicitly state that Gandalf is that much... where he comes from, they never lay out what his powers are, you just know that he's that much more effective. And the ring, even. It "rules all the other rings", and you're like, so, does it rule them by when you put the ring on it can control your mind, or is it that you'll be influenced to do what the wearer says? You never really know. You only know that having the ring makes you "win" and that, to me, is the perfect MacGuffin. It's so vague.

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'''Cir''' ''Lord of the Rings'' is famous, to me, for having so many various powers and themes and vague things. The characters are, Aragorn, for example, is a very powerful character, its hinted at that he's more than just a person, however. His aura is powerful. You know, they never explicitly state that Gandalf is that much... where he comes from, they never lay out what his powers are, you just know that he's that much more effective. And the ring, even. It "rules all the other rings", and you're like, so, does it rule them by when you put the ring on it can control your mind, or is it that you'll be influenced to do what the wearer says? You never really know. You only know that having the ring makes you "win" and that, to me, is the perfect MacGuffin.[=MacGuffin=]. It's so vague.



'''Nick''' and, I'm sure [[Creator/JRRTolkein Tolkein's]] written a bunch of other sort of stories about the history of it all, but from the movie standpont, they don't really -- they have a short cutscene of some guy wielding it, but it really does not show how powerful it is in the movie itself, and, I don't know... I think the ring is a very good example of a [=MacGuffin=].

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'''Nick''' and, I'm sure [[Creator/JRRTolkein Tolkein's]] [[Creator/JRRTolkien Tolkien's]] written a bunch of other sort of stories about the history of it all, but from the movie standpont, they don't really -- they have a short cutscene of some guy wielding it, but it really does not show how powerful it is in the movie itself, and, I don't know... I think the ring is a very good example of a [=MacGuffin=].



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'''Nick''' I don't think so. All right, my Number Five is the titular MalteseFalcon from the book and the Creator/HumphreyBogart movie ''''Film/TheMalteseFalcon''. They say it's "The stuff that dreams are made of".

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'''Nick''' I don't think so. All right, my Number Five is the titular MalteseFalcon Maltese Falcon from the book and the Creator/HumphreyBogart movie ''''Film/TheMalteseFalcon''.''Film/TheMalteseFalcon''. They say it's "The stuff that dreams are made of".
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'''Nick''' Welcome back to "On the Tropes". This week we are talking about our top five favorite MacGuffins Ever. Cir, what is your Number Five MacGuffin?

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'''Nick''' Welcome back to "On the Tropes". This week we are talking about our top five favorite MacGuffins [=MacGuffins=] Ever. Cir, what is your Number Five MacGuffin?
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'''Kyle''' I like how MacGuffins can be definitely varied from objects, to people, to events. In a lot of action movies, it's weapons, like the Green Destiny in ''Film/CrouchingTigerHiddenDragon'', or in ''Film/DespicableMe'' it's the moon. He really wants to get the moon. He gets the moon in the end (spoiler) but it doesn't really matter to him because these girls are really more important to him, so it's kind of cool how that ends.

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'''Kyle''' I like how MacGuffins [=MacGuffins=] can be definitely varied from objects, to people, to events. In a lot of action movies, it's weapons, like the Green Destiny in ''Film/CrouchingTigerHiddenDragon'', or in ''Film/DespicableMe'' it's the moon. He really wants to get the moon. He gets the moon in the end (spoiler) but it doesn't really matter to him because these girls are really more important to him, so it's kind of cool how that ends.

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'''Nick''' I guess you could almost say, in a way, like Film/TheFortyYearOldVirgin. The whole "losing his virginity" is in a way, a [=MacGuffin=], which is basically just a backdrop for hm becoming, going form a freindless nerd to a multi-friended nerd.

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'''Nick''' I guess you could almost say, in a way, like Film/TheFortyYearOldVirgin. ''Film/TheFortyYearOldVirgin''. The whole "losing his virginity" is in a way, a [=MacGuffin=], which is basically just a backdrop for hm becoming, going form a freindless friendless nerd to a multi-friended nerd.



'''Kyle''' They're tryng to keep their house.

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'''Kyle''' They're tryng trying to keep their house.



'''Nick''' Ohh, yeah, becasue of what's-his-name.

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'''Nick''' Ohh, yeah, becasue because of what's-his-name.



'''Kyle''' I like how MacGuffins can be definitiely vary from objects, to people, to events. In a lot of action movies, it's weapons, like the Green Destiny in ''Film/CrouchingTigerHiddenDragon'', or in ''Film/DespicableMe'' it's the moon. He really wants to get the moon. He gets the moon in the end (spoiler) but it doesn't really matter to him because these girls are really more important to him, so it's kind of cool how that ends.

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'''Kyle''' I like how MacGuffins can be definitiely vary definitely varied from objects, to people, to events. In a lot of action movies, it's weapons, like the Green Destiny in ''Film/CrouchingTigerHiddenDragon'', or in ''Film/DespicableMe'' it's the moon. He really wants to get the moon. He gets the moon in the end (spoiler) but it doesn't really matter to him because these girls are really more important to him, so it's kind of cool how that ends.



'''Cir''' I like the Argonauts, too, because it's like a supergroup. If you read the list of guys who are in it, it's these guys from ... Hercules, Theseus, perseus, all these different gods and stories.

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'''Cir''' I like the Argonauts, too, because it's like a supergroup. If you read the list of guys who are in it, it's these guys from ... Hercules, Theseus, perseus, Perseus, all these different gods and stories.
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'''Kyle''' It's always funny thnking of "what would I do with 70,000 dollars that I have to split between three criminals?"

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'''Kyle''' It's always funny thnking thinking of "what would I do with 70,000 dollars that I have to split between three criminals?"



'''Nick''' I guess you could almost say, in a way, like Film/FortyYearOldVirgin. The whole "losing his virginity" is in a way, a [=MacGuffin=], which is basically just a backdrop for hm becoming, going form a freindless nerd to a multi-friended nerd.

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'''Nick''' I guess you could almost say, in a way, like Film/FortyYearOldVirgin.Film/TheFortyYearOldVirgin. The whole "losing his virginity" is in a way, a [=MacGuffin=], which is basically just a backdrop for hm becoming, going form a freindless nerd to a multi-friended nerd.
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'''Nick''' From Akron, Ohio, This is episode two of "On the Tropes. I'm your host, Nick, and today I'm joined by

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'''Nick''' My favorite director of all time, Creator/AlfredHitchcock uses these in so many of his movies. He uses it in ''Film/Notorious''. He uses it in ''Film/NorthByNorthwest''. In regard to Film/TheThirtyNineSteps'' he referred to this trope as essentially , as "What everybody onscreen is looking for but the audience don't care."

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'''Nick''' My favorite director of all time, Creator/AlfredHitchcock uses these in so many of his movies. He uses it in ''Film/Notorious''. He uses it in ''Film/NorthByNorthwest''. In regard to Film/TheThirtyNineSteps'' ''Film/TheThirtyNineSteps'' he referred to this trope as essentially , as "What everybody onscreen is looking for but the audience don't care."
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'''Nick''' From Akron, Ohio, Thisis episode two of "On the Tropes. I'm your host, Nick, and today I'm joined by

'''Kyle''' Kyle and

'''Cir''' Cir.

'''Nick''' Today, the trope that we are talking about is the MacGuffin. So, "[=MacGuffin=]". Cir, tell us a little about what it is.

'''Cir''' Scottish fellow, about yey high, probably about two bills. And he works as, uh, um

'''Nick''' All right, enough.

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'''Cir''' The [=MacGuffin=] is when the plot of the movie revolves around finding an item or thing or person that is completely interchangeable. It could be anything else. So, Pirate gold that all the characters try to find. It's a key, and noticeably useless character, that all the characters are trying to catch, or find at the end.

'''Kyle''' Basically, my reading of what a [=MacGuffin=] is, it's just a red herring, which is a logical fallacy, it's something that distracts or detracts from the real issue at hand. So maybe the characters want it, but it doesn't have any true significance.

'''Cir''' Right. It doesn't really ''do'' anything.

'''Nick''' Which, from the way we're describing it, it doesn't sound like it would appear in very many good movies, but it does find itself in a lot of pretty well-known and well-respected movies.

'''Kyle''' I think the way that many movies and other stories use it is, on the surface it looks like it's a heist movie, or "we have to find the so-and-so" , but when you look at it on a more deeper level, a more metaphorical level, that thing that they're searching for falls by the wayside and winds up not being important at all.

'''Cir''' You end up with a false theme that way. The characters, they thought they were after tha bag of gold, but really they were after the confidence of completeing the mission, or they were after the love of the whatever.. Some other important hidden theme.

'''Kyle''' Yeah; Indiana Jones, he's looking for all these artifacts, but really , he's just on the road for excitement. It doesn't really matter; he goes from one thing to the next, and nobody knows what that golden statue is.Who cares?

'''Cir''' Like Kyle pointed out, there are so many movies that, really, the thing could be anything, and yet they still manage to be great. I felt like, reading the list, my list, it's one of those tropes that people make fun of a lot. And a lot of movies directly reference their own ridiculous [=MacGuffin=], and yet, they're so popular, these movies. It's something the audience can always jump on; I mean, who wouldn't want a huge bag of gold?

'''Nick''' My favorite director of all time, Creator/AlfredHitchcock uses these in so many of his movies. He uses it in ''Film/Notorious''. He uses it in ''Film/NorthByNorthwest''. In regard to Film/TheThirtyNineSteps'' he referred to this trope as essentially , as "What everybody onscreen is looking for but the audience don't care."

'''Cir''' Right

'''Nick''' It doesn't matter what it is.

'''Kyle''' Creator/GuyRitchie uses them a lot, too.

'''Nick''' ''Film/{{Snatch}}

'''Kyle''' ''Film/DudeWheresMyCar''

'''Nick''' The car doesn't matter.

'''Cir''' Yeah, ''Snatch'' is a good one. The [=MacGuffin=] is actually at one point

'''Nick''' It's eaten by a dog. Daisy.

'''Kyle''' I loved that; "Get it out of the dog." I love that there are so many different kinds. This is one trope where there are so many variations. There's the one where the [=MacGuffin=] is ''so'' dangerous that it has to be destroyed.

'''Nick''' Like in spy movies, espionage-type things.

'''Kyle''' Yeah, maybe this weapon is so dangerous it shouldn't be.

'''Nick''' Or it's, I think it's ''Film/{{Skyfall}}'' -- see, I don't even remember, and that's part of what makes a [=MacGuffin=] a [=MacGuffin=], is that they're forgettable -- I thnk it's a code of all the aliases for the spies who are out there.

'''Cir''' That's one of them. That's the first part.

'''Nick''' So they can be that type of thing, government secrets or super-weaponry that will lead to the destruction of the entire world. A lot of the time it's just money.

'''Kyle''' I like the ones where it's just "an amount of money". It can change depending on what kind of character you're dealing with. $20,000 maybe, for a small-time crook, or, there's a movie that came out recently, ''Film/KillerJoe'' that had a certain amount, it was like 50 grand or something, and then there are movies where the amount of [=MacGuffin=] cash is like 3 billion dollars or something. Something ridiculous.

'''Nick''' One Hundred Thousand Dollars!

'''Kyle''' I can't think of one where it's 3 billion, however, 50 million dollars. You know what I mean.

'''Nick''' I think in

'''Kyle''' And it doesn't really matter at all.

'''Nick''' I think in ''Film/OceansEleven'' it's an 8-figure number, but then in some other heist movies, it's 20,000, 50,000.

'''Kyle''' It's always funny thnking of "what would I do with 70,000 dollars that I have to split between three criminals?"

'''Nick''' Or, "these people are getting killed over two diamonds?"

'''Kyle''' You could buy a really nice car, you could put some away for savings, nice chunk of change.

'''Nick''' You think about the amount of time and money they must invest in this heist to get all this fancy weaponry, guns,

'''Kyle''' It's not worth it at the end.

'''Nick''' No. They're probably netting like about 12 bucks an hour.

'''Cir''' Right.

'''Kyle''' And I love how sometimes the [=MacGuffin=] is one of these things that either, it's really powerful and they get t, or it's suppose to be really valuable, and they find out that it's ... crap.

'''Nick''' Yeah, or it's -- There's a very very famous, classic example, that'll make my top five list, but there's a classic example of a [=MacGuffin=] that ends up being... it ends up being nothing.

'''Kyle''' I like the one that is so powerful that it , it almost can't even be used. Marvel Comics has a great one in The Infinity Gauntlet, that is actually <SPOILER ALERT> showed up in ''Film/TheAvengers'', for those who are watching, it is ''in'' Odin's collection of captured weapons that he has. And The Casket of Winter is in the Thor movie. I think it will show up in the Avengers too. But the Infinity Gauntlet is this -- if you wear it, you can control reality, basically. And it's a huge [=MacGuffin=], because anytime a character actually has ''had'' it, it essentially cancels itself out. It does nothing.

'''Nick''' And a [=MacGuffin=] isn't always a thing. It can be the pursuit of a person

'''Cir''' An event. Or a person.

'''Nick''' I guess you could almost say, in a way, like Film/FortyYearOldVirgin. The whole "losing his virginity" is in a way, a [=MacGuffin=], which is basically just a backdrop for hm becoming, going form a freindless nerd to a multi-friended nerd.

'''Cir''' Yeah, because it could just as easily have been him trying to get ... a brand new car.

'''Kyle''' Everything I had on my list, I just started changing out the objects, and if I could change it out and not change the movie, then...

'''Nick''' Yep. Or if it's incredibly forgettable, like in ''Film/OldSchool''. Do you know what the plot of ''Old School'' is? 'Cause I don't; I haven't watched it in the last few months.

'''Kyle''' They're tryng to keep their house.

'''Cir''' Their frat turf. Fraternity house.

'''Kyle''' They're trying to keep their licensing.

'''Nick''' Ohh, yeah, becasue of what's-his-name.

'''Kyle''' 'cause of an evil Dean

'''Nick''' Piven. The guy from ''Series/{{Entourage}}''. But you see what I'm saying. Really it doesn't matter

'''Kyle''' Normal people wouldn't know the plot of ''Old School''.

'''Cir''' Exactly.

'''Nick''' We just like that movie a lot.

'''Kyle''' I like how MacGuffins can be definitiely vary from objects, to people, to events. In a lot of action movies, it's weapons, like the Green Destiny in ''Film/CrouchingTigerHiddenDragon'', or in ''Film/DespicableMe'' it's the moon. He really wants to get the moon. He gets the moon in the end (spoiler) but it doesn't really matter to him because these girls are really more important to him, so it's kind of cool how that ends.

'''Cir''' I'm thinking of ''Film/JasonAndTheArgonauts''

'''Nick''' The Golden Fleece.

'''Cir''' I like the Argonauts, too, because it's like a supergroup. If you read the list of guys who are in it, it's these guys from ... Hercules, Theseus, perseus, all these different gods and stories.

'''Kyle''' It's like ''Film/TheExpendables'' of mythology.

'''Cir''' Right. And it's so cool because back then, those were all local gods. Theseus was to a certain place, Hercules was

'''Nick''' They were hipster before they were big.

'''Cir''' Right, and it's every town's, people's, ethnic group's god or specific hero are all in this big story that you can imagine them trading in the little mercantile centers and such.

'''Kyle''' It's such a great [=MacGuffin=], this Golden Fleece. I was thinking about that the other day, how much it would be worth, a fleece made of solid gold.

'''Nick''' I think that the [=MacGuffin=] is used, in terms of the way it influences the story, it's useful in prety much any genre of storytelling. It gets used in action, it's used in comedy, it gets used in fantasy, it's used in drama.

'''Cir''' Yeah.

'''Kyle''' It's used in movies like ''Film/{{Avatar}}'', where they just wanted an excuse for them to be on the planet, or it can be used in a great movie, like ''Film/NoCountryForOldMen'' where the money in that is the motivation for everybody. So there's a very broad spectrum of

'''Cir''' I like it because-- you point out a very good point with "No Country", because to say the [=MacGuffin=] is useless, it still does make you think, though. It's almost the writers' duty to show why these characters care about it, because sure, it could have been any amount of money for the audience to watch it, however, to ''those'' characters, that amount of money os everything in their lives, and it's up to the writer to show "why does your character need 20 grand? Why does it not have ot be 50 grand? What will make the difference in your character's life if he gets this huge safe instead of a ... golden ring?" That's where a movie can be good or bad dealing with a [=MacGuffin=].

'''Kyle''' I think one of the examples on the TvTropes site is whether, in a heist movie, whether or not it's the Hope Diamond versus the Mona Lisa. It doesn't matter, you switch-out one for the other and who would blink? The audience will never know the difference. It's not like the outcome of the movie is going to be different because you switched one for the other. It's all about the way that certain thing influences the personalities of the characters. The way it affects their drive for this heist, or whatever it is. Forwarding the plot.

'''Cir''' Exactly.

'''Nick''' So that is the [=MacGuffin=]. Join us in our next segment where we talk about our Top Five [=MacGuffin=]s, ever.


--> My desert island, all-time, top five, most memorable break-ups, in chronological order, are as follows: Allison Ashmoore, Penny Hardwick, Jackie Alden, Charlene Nicholson, and Sara Kendrew. Those were the ones that ''really'' hurt. '''Can you see your name on that list, Laura?'''


'''Nick''' Welcome back to "On the Tropes". This week we are talking about our top five favorite MacGuffins Ever. Cir, what is your Number Five MacGuffin?

'''Cir''' My number five [=MacGuffin=] is ''Film/{{Goldeneye}}''. The Bond Movies use all sorts of [=MacGuffins=], but this one is my favorite because who ever remembers anything about the Goldeneye Key? I saw the movie, like three or four weeks ago, randomly, and I'd completely forgotten there was even a key, there was even a thing having to do with finding it. All I remembered was essentially Onatopp. Natalya. Natalya Onatopp and something about a rogue agent. So that's my number five. I think it's a great example because ''nobody'' remembers it. Kyle?

'''Kyle''' My Number Five is the stapler in ''Film/OfficeSpace'', only because in that movie, when you have someone quote that movie, next to "PC Load Letter", the stapler and Milton's character is the next biggest part of that movie. It's not -- his story is very side-story, but it is his motivation in that entire movie is getting his stapler back. He never actually uses it in the movie, he just wants it really badly. And when they bring it back at the end, when the whole building is blown to smitereens, and -- ah, not blown to smithereens, it burned down, and his stapler is recovered, it just kind of sums it all up. I think it's a good [=MacGuffin=].

'''Nick''' He doesn't have a pressing need for stapling.

'''Kyle''' Yeah, he's just kind of weird.

'''Cir''' Does he ever use it?

'''Nick''' I don't think so. All right, my Number Five is the titular MalteseFalcon from the book and the Creator/HumphreyBogart movie ''''Film/TheMalteseFalcon''. They say it's "The stuff that dreams are made of".

--> " What is it?"
"The uh, stuff that dreams are made of."
"Huh?"

'''Nick''' Ultimately, the Maltese Falcon ends up being of little to no value, even though all this drama and all these murders have been commited because of it. Cir, what's your Number Four?

'''Cir''' Number Four is from the hilarious British Television show, Series/AlloAllo. It's about a French cafe owner resisting the Nazis that aired on PBS in the Nineties. Did I say it's hilarious? Few parallels in America. Each season revolves around a [=MacGuffin=] that the characters try to find. My favorite being an art piece, it's usually like an art piece or a bomb or a secret list. My favorite was "the Madonna with the Big Boobies" which was forged, reforged, stolen, restolen many times to no effect, no bearing on the outcome of anything. Kyle?

'''Kyle''' Ah, my Number Four would be the baby in ''Film{{Juno}}'', I don't know, just because the whole movie is about her being pregnant, and the baby that she is going to have singlehandedly breaks up a couple, it kind of ruins her entire life for the most part, and it's the driving force behind the entire movie. It's not really about the baby, it's about her and how she reacts to being pregnant and everything.

'''Nick''' I don't think we ever see the baby itself in the movie.

'''Kyle''' I think we might at the very end, I thnk what's-her-face, the woman, is holding her, but maybe I'm wrong. But yeah, the baby is a very little part in that movie, but everyone wanting it, and so, yeah. What about you, Nick? Number Four.

'''Nick''' My Number Four is the briefcase in ''Film/PulpFiction'' that Marcellus Wallace sends Vince Vega and Jules to obtain. We don't ever see what's inside the briefcase. We know that it glows; some fan theories say that it's Marcellus Wallace's soul. I don't really buy into that fan theory at all and [[Creator/QuentinTarantino Tarantino]] himself has said "I don't know what's in the briefcase, and I don't care what's in the briefcase." And I thnk that's a great example, a great distillation of the soul of what a[=MacGuffin=]is. Who knows, who cares?

'''Cir''' and all the fan speculation in the world... you can say "It could be this, and it ''did'' have a green glow...'', however, it doesn't matter.

'''Nick''' One of my favorite quotes about movies is Tarantino said, "When I make a movie, if a million people see it, I want them to see a million different movies." So, Cir, what about your Number Three?

'''Cir''' My number Three is from the movie ''Film/{{Ronin}}'':

--> "How did you know it was an ambush?"
"Whenever there is any doubt, there is no doubt. That's the first thing they teach you."
"Who taught you?"
"I don't remember. That's the second thing they teach you."

'''Cir'''This movies has so many blatant tropes, it's almost like a deadly-serious parody. And the[=MacGuffin=]in this case is, again, a briefcase with some ridiculous sum of money in it. My favorite scene is when one of the villians runs around with the case, just shooting people and causing mayhem. This movie is so over-the-top with a straight face and it seems like one of those movies that had a twinkle in its eye the whole time that you're watching. Kyle.

'''Kyle''' My Number Three is the ring in ''Film/TheLordOfTheRings''. Earlier we were talking, I don't know if it was being recorded or not, if it was off-air--

'''Nick''' It was probably off-air

'''Kyle''' about the ring not being a true [=MacGuffin=]. But I think it is, if only because we're going by the rule of "you can replace it with anything and it still makes the movie." Because the movie isn't really about ''the ring''. It's about a journey and the ring is said to be so powerful and dangerous, but it's never really portrayed inthe movie as being so powerful or anything, it's just some jewelry that's around this little person's neck. It's really the driving force of the hobbits' story, but there's so much going on about war and all this other stuff that, it's strange that the whole series is called "Lord of the Rings" but I feel like it has a very little part.

'''Cir''' ''Lord of the Rings'' is famous, to me, for having so many various powers and themes and vague things. The characters are, Aragorn, for example, is a very powerful character, its hinted at that he's more than just a person, however. His aura is powerful. You know, they never explicitly state that Gandalf is that much... where he comes from, they never lay out what his powers are, you just know that he's that much more effective. And the ring, even. It "rules all the other rings", and you're like, so, does it rule them by when you put the ring on it can control your mind, or is it that you'll be influenced to do what the wearer says? You never really know. You only know that having the ring makes you "win" and that, to me, is the perfect MacGuffin. It's so vague.

'''Nick''' I think what would discredit it from being a [=MacGuffin=] is anyone who is really interested in the history of the story. Because I know there's ''Literature/TheHobbit'' book and everything,

'''Kyle''' ''Literature/TheSilmarillion''

'''Nick''' and, I'm sure [[Creator/JRRTolkein Tolkein's]] written a bunch of other sort of stories about the history of it all, but from the movie standpont, they don't really -- they have a short cutscene of some guy wielding it, but it really does not show how powerful it is in the movie itself, and, I don't know... I think the ring is a very good example of a [=MacGuffin=].

--> '''Gollum:''' "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious! They stole it from us."

'''Kyle''' What about you, Nick?

'''Nick''' So, my Number Three, the Coen Brothers, we talked about them a little bit earlier, they use [=MacGuffins=] a lot; the money in ''No Country For Old Men'', money in ''Film/{{Fargo}}'', money in ''Film/BloodSimple'', and in ''Film/TheBigLebowski'', there are a few [=MacGuffins=], there's money, there's the kidnapping of Bunny Lebowski, but my favorite [=MacGuffin=] from that movie is The Dude's rug.

--> '''Walter Sobchak:''' "That rug really tied the room together, did it not?"
'''The Dude:''' "Fuckin' A."
'''Donny:''' "And this guy peed on it."
'''Walter Sobchak:''' "Donny, please."

'''Nick''' So there's Jeffrey Lebowski; he's unkempt, disheveled, probably unemployed, pretty much all he does is bowl, drink White Russians, and smoke joints. But when his rug gets peed on, he goes out of his way, like the only time in his life he's ever made an effort at anything, to get this rug replaced, for the sole fact that it tied the room together.

'''Kyle''' Which most rugs do...

'''Nick''' This one really did. So then he goes to Jeffery Lebowski's house and he goes out of his way to lie to [[Creator/PhillipSeymourHoffman Phillip Seymour Hoffman's]] character, steal a rug, and that's the end of it. You never see the rug again. It would be nice if you see him at the end of the movie and it gets tied up with a nice ribbon and he's sitting on his couch admiring this rug. But they just completely ignore it the rest of the movie. So that's my

'''Cir''' That's one of those movies I feel will come up

'''Nick''' a lot on this show.

'''Cir''' One of the great ones. Lots of tropes.

'''Nick''' Well the Coen's are such geniuses. That movie is full of complete silliness, including The Dude's rug.

'''Cir''' I love that scene that was referenced on a previous project of ours when they walk in and ask him what his bowling ball is. and he says

'''Nick''' "Obviously, you're not a golfer." All right, Cir, what's your Number Two?

'''Cir''' Numner Two is from the show ''Series/{{Highlander}}''. Well, the show and the movie. I'm a big fan of the show, partly ''because'' of how big and ridiculous the [=MacGuffin=] is.

'''Nick''' Cir, you're going to have to pick one or the other, Because there can only be one.

'''Kyle''' "There can only be one Highlander!"

--> "There can be only one!''

'''Cir''' More the show. The plot of ''Highlander'', for those too young to remember, is "a bunch of immortals fight over this mystical prize that one will receive after killing all the other ones." And it is just as vague as that synopsis is. There's a few different continuities going on, in the overall franchise, and some of them have different what the prize actually is. And I just like the idea of a [=MacGuffin=] that the writers, they don't even know what it is. What could there possibly be for immortal characters to want that badly? It's not money. It's obviously not immortality. One of the guesses was that it's "an end to immortality" which is, c'mon, not everybody wants that. So it could be anything. This mystical prize that everybody wants; it's an excuse for grown men to sword-fight each other in the streets.

'''Nick''' Which, who doesn 't want?

'''Cir''' Right.

'''Nick''' Kyle.

'''Kyle''' My Number Two is the brick in ''Film/{{Brick}}'', which refers to a brick of heroin and is pretty much the driving force of the entire movie. It's the reason why the movie is taking place. The stolen brick of heroin, but it really doesn't come up until the very end of the movie, and the motivation of Brendan's character is not because of the brick, but -- I don't know how to explain it, actually, I'm doing a terrible job. The brick is the reason the movie happens but

'''Nick''' He's trying to solve his ex-girlfriend's death.

'''Kyle''' Yeah, but you don't find out until late in the movie that that's why. I think on TV Tropes it's actually referred to as a TitleMacGuffin, where the[=MacGuffin=] itself is in the title of the movie.

'''Nick''' ''The Maltese Falcon'' is another one.

'''Cir''' ''Goldeneye''

'''Kyle''' ''Dude, Where's My Car?'' What about you, Nick? Number Two?

'''Nick''' My Number Two is from Greek mythology; Helen of Troy. So, a little bit of background on Helen of Troy. She's the daughter of Queen Leda. And Queen Leda was impregnated -- Zeus found her, was attracted by her (the god Zeus),

'''Cir''' He took the form of a swan

'''Nick''' yeah, he took the form of a swan and

'''Cir''' I'm a big mythology fan.

'''Nick''' So this woman is being seduced by a swan.

'''Cir''' Europa being seduced by a bull is ridiculous.

'''Nick''' Zeus was a filthy man

'''Cir''' Filthy bastard.

'''Nick''' But you take the beauty of the Queen and the majesty of a swan, and of course you are going to get a child who will grow up to have 'the face that launched a thousand ships'.

'''Cir''' Sounds legit...

'''Nick''' Yeah. So, Helen grows up, marries Menelaus, and then, depending on your source material, is either seduced by, or raped by, Paris. I thnk that the artists tend to side with the rapes and the writers tend to side with the "seduced".

'''Cir''' It's funny, because myths are filled with examples like that, where it's like sedu-rape. Old time, seduced. Modern times, it's rape.

'''Nick''' Yeah, it's either a love story or a horrible, horrible torture-porn. So, Helen of Troy, she ultimately gets taken away from Troy by Paris and Menelaus and the Spartans wage a war which is also the Trojan War, which we see in ''Literature/The Illiad'' and then we see the end part of it in [[Creator/{{Virgil}} Virgil's]] ''Literature/{{Aeneid}}''

'''Cir''' She launched 1000 ships?

'''Nick''' Yeah. But she doesn't really play a big factor in it after that. We focus more on Hector, Paris's brother; and Achilles. He kills Hector, and defiles his dead body, I think at one point Achilles fights a river and the gods get involved in the fight and it's chaos and who cares about this woman at that point?

'''Kyle''' At that point, it doesn't even matter. I think in the the most recent movie, in ''Film/{{Troy}}'', didn't they allude to her being almost an excuse for

'''Nick''' Probably.

'''Kyle''' them to wage war?

'''Cir''' I've noticed that a lot of times, modern movies will take a [=MacGuffin=] that was an older story like that , they'll make a movie out of it, and they'll kind of add something. "This is is the ''real'' reason."

'''Nick''' Yeah, and that's really what Helen is reduced to.

'''Cir''' I like that it's like a living [=MacGuffin=]. Some of the best [=MacGuffins=] are {{Living MacGuffin}}s, I think, because it instantly gets the audience involved. Like in ''Film/{{Taken}}'', where the hell is my daughter -- kidnapped. Or Helen of Troy, the most beautiful woman.

'''Nick''' Are you comparing Helen of Troy with ''Taken''?

'''Cir''' I might be. A little bit. Just a little bit.

'''Nick''' Classic. Classic movie.

'''Cir''' We're going to talk about ''Taken'' first.

''''Nick''' Yes. Yes. Cir, what is your Number One?

'''Cir''' My Number One is, agin, [=MacGuffin=] in the title; ''Film/TheDarkCrystal'', a MacGuffinEscortMission. Some really great Muppets seek to rejoin a shard from a magical crystal that it broke from, and when you watch the movie (I guess this is a mild spoiler alert), by the end, when the Dark Crystal is rejoined with the shard, it causes some characters to, basically, transform in a way, to change. And really, it could have been anything. It could have been a message telling them to do that, because it's their natural process; it could have been a magic spell, it could have been a secret herb. Those are some of the earliest ones I remember seeing. But it could have been anything in the story.

'''Nick''' Kyle?

'''Kyle''' Speaking of "secret herb", my Number One is "Film/HaroldAndKumarGoToWhiteCastle''.

'''Cir'''<singing> "Legalize it, yeah, yeah"

'''Kyle''' This is the first movie that I thought of when we were told to bring up our [=MacGuffins=]. I don't know, just going for those really mediocre cheeseburgers. They're not that great.

-->" There used to be a White Castle right here in this location. Where is it?"
"I hate to be the bearer of bad news, guys, but Burger Shack, they bought this location about four years ago."
"Please tell me there's another White Castle in town?"
"No."
"Are you sure?"
"Do I look like the kind of brother that would be ''unsure'' about something like that?"

'''Cir''' I want to point this out that -- when was the movie? 2007 or something like that?

'''Nick''' Ohh, before that!

'''Cir''' early 2000's

'''Nick''' that rekickstarted. I guess it didn't ''re''kickstart, it kickstarted Neil Patrick Harris's career. 'Cause I think that was prior to ''Series/HowIMetYourMother''.

'''Kyle''' Way prior.

'''Nick''' or ''[[WebOriginal/DrHorriblesSingalongBlog Dr. Horrible]]

'''Kyle''' It's funny though, because it's their driving force the entire movie. They go to really crazy lengths; they ride a cheetah at one point, and at the end of the movie, it's almost underwhelming when they finally get their burgers. They're eating these regular hamburgers and they could be anything, but they happen to make it White Castle burgers, which I'm sure White Castle got so much publicity from that.

'''Cir''' I wonder whether it was good or bad? I guess the burgers

'''Nick''' They wanted them.

'''Kyle''' They did want them. What about you, Nick? Your Number One?

'''Nick''' So, my Number One is "Rosebud" from ''Film/CitizenKane'', often regarded as ''the'' best movie ever made. The movie: Charles Foster Kane, media mogul, dies, and reporter Jerry Thompson goes on this journey to discover what his final word of "Rosebud" actually means. He goes on this trip of Charles Foster Kane's past, from humble beginnings. Welles uses just ridiculously innovative camerawork. There's good acting throughout the movie. But the search for Rosebud itself is never actually fiulfilled by the main character of Jerry; I think by now, most people know what Rosebud was, and that it ends up being burned in a fire at the final scene of the movie. But the audience sees what it means and while you might try to prescribe it as maybe this is Kane's nostalgia for his past, or regrets about his actions as he's risen through the worlds of business, media, newspaper. I think that the end of this movie actually summarises what a [=MacGuffin=] is better than ''Maltese Falcon''. They say that it's the stuff dreams are made of, but I think ''Citizen Kane'' does it better in some of the final lines of the movie:

-->'''Female Reporter:''' "If you could've found out what Rosebud meant, I bet that would've explained everything."
'''Thompson:''' "No, I don't think so; no. Mr. Kane was a man who got everything he wanted and then lost it. Maybe Rosebud was something he couldn't get, or something he lost. Anyway, it wouldn't have explained anything... I don't think any word can explain a man's life. "

'''Kyle''' I love that she thnks it would have explained, and he's just like "Nope. Nope, I don't think so." It's perfect because that is exactly what a [=MacGuffin=] is. It's something that's so laughably inconsequential that --Nope.

'''Nick''' I think that it is a perfect example of what a [=MacGuffin=] is, and the way it can propel a movie through out its entire course, for something that ends up being really unimportant.

'''Kyle''' I like how we put ''Citizen Kane'' and "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle" on the same level.

'''Nick''' Both at Number One.

'''Kyle''' Yeah, both at Number One.

'''Cir''' They're very similar.

'''Nick''' So, listeners, check out our Facebook at Facebook.com/OnTheTropes; you can vote for what you think the Number One ''should be''. Join us in our next segment, where we introduce what is called "The Beast Duel"

--> "Gentlemen! Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club!"

'''Nick''' Welcome back. This week we're doing a segment we like to call a Beast Duel. Now, Kyle, what is a Beast Duel?

'''Kyle''' A Beast Duel is, we take two or more elements of popular movies, and we throw

'''Cir''' Popular culture

'''Kyle'''Yeah, I guess popular culture. In this case, it's movies, but popular culture, and we kind of throw them into a pit and see, ahhh,

'''Nick''' Sometimes it's a battle to the death, sometimes there's an objective that they might accomplish. So it's any situation, we put a few characters into a battlefield of sorts, whether it be a fight to the death or they have to accomplish

'''Cir''' a certain mission

'''Nick''' A mission

'''Cir''' having to do with the trope. And we decide

'''Kyle''' if they're successful or not, or who wins or not.

'''Nick''' Soon this week's Beast Duel, we are pitting Indiana Jones, ''The Maltese Falcon's'' Sam Spade, and ''Harold and Kumar's'' Harold and Kumar, all [=MacGuffin=]-seekers, to seek out and dispose of The Ring, from ''Lord of the Rings''.

'''Kyle''' The One.

'''Nick''' So, who treks to Mordor to throw it in the volcano?

'''Cir''' They all start at the same point. In wherever -- the elf city.

'''Kyle''' Do we have to say who would survive through that all or

'''Nick''' Or if they would be successful, because

'''Cir''' It's just basically "who wins and what happens to them?"

'''Cir''' My guess for this one -- I see, I see Harold and Kumar, as funny as they are,

'''Kyle''' failing miserably.
'''Cir''' I see them dropping out pretty early.

'''Kyle''' getting distracted

'''Cir''' Because on the path to the one ring, there were balrogs, dire wolves

'''Kyle''' dowel rods?

'''Cir''' "Dire wolves". Wrong show; there were wargs that are like giant, evil wolves; there were all kind of things, and Harold and Kumar are two stoners.

'''Nick''' I think they drop out even earlier than that. I thnk they live very successful and fulfilled lives, from their viewpoint, because they end up with the hobbits, who, from what I know, live in a world in which they eat multiple breakfastes, multiple lunches,

'''Cir''' "second breakfast" they have.

'''Nick''' Yeah. ''And'' they're very fond of a certain leaf that is smoked by Gandalf and the hobbits. What's it called?

'''Cir''' I don't remember.

'''Kyle''' Harold and Kumar would just be so entertained by a bunch of small people

'''Cir''' They'd get sidetracked smoking that mysterious herb that shows up in every single movie.

'''Nick''' But that might actually give them the advantage, because we don't know if Sam Spade and Indy are making to the other end. We don't know if they're getting to Mordor, to the top of that volcano.

'''Kyle''' At least Indy is.

'''Nick''' They might not. So Harold and Kumar might be the only ones who actually survive this thing.

'''Kyle''' Sam Spade, I think has a disadvantage, because he's used to a world a lot like ours

'''Nick''' Black-and-white?

'''Kyle''' A world filled with women who constantly betray him, and it seems that if he were set in the world of Middle Earth... swordfighting skill? Can he even ride a horse? Whereas Indiana Jones, I have no doubt Indy can ride a horse; he can probabaly fight with a sword, if he can use that whip; he has a cool hat.

'''Nick''' It is a very cool hat. Sam Spade -- we don't ever see him kicking much ass

'''Kyle''' We also don't see Samwise Gamgee kicking much ass, either.

'''Nick''' Spade kicks his fair share of ass.

'''Kyle''' If Sam was successful in getting the ring, we can directly compare

'''Cir''' Just because their names are both "Sam"?

'''Nick'''Samwise Gamgee is in ''Lord Of The Rings''.

'''Cir''' What?

'''Kyle''' Their names are both "sam". Sam Spade is

'''Cir''' What?

'''Nick''' No. ''Lord Of The Rings''.

'''Cir''' I just mean even though a hobbit named "Sam" could do it, that doesn't mean Sam Spade could do it.

'''Nick''' Oh. Yeah. But I think that that specific Sam could do it. Sam Spade could probably do it.

'''Cir''' Yeah, I guess. But it wasn't just Samwise alone, though.

'''Nick''' He might be out of his element

'''Kyle''' Could Sam Spade trek from -- wherever the elf city is --

'''Nick''' On just a few pieces of dry bread

'''Kyle''' All the way to Mordor? I mean, no-one just walks into Mordor.

'''Nick''' Do you guys remember the episode of ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'', where George doesn't have sex and he becomes a genius? Maybe that's all that's keeping Sam Spade from becoming a superhuman. Without any {{Femme Fatale}}s around, who knows what that man could do?

'''Kyle''' You may have a point there. However, is he more capable than Indiana Jones?

'''Nick''' No.

'''Cir''' No.

'''Kyle''' Indiana Jones is a [=PhD=], a professor. he's, again, got a pretty cool hat.

'''Nick''' The coolest of hats.

'''Kyle''' The coolest.

'''Nick''' speaks multi languages; he's already proven himself with

'''Cir''' The Ark Of the Covenant.

'''Nick''' Exactly.

'''Cir''' That's a pretty dangerous [=MacGuffin=].

'''Kyle''' The crystal skull? I mean. C'mon.

'''Nick''' Yeah. Its crystal.

'''Cir''' I got to say, I think Sam Spade gets knocked out early on this one, because he can't --- I don't know --- we don't ''know'' that he can't ride a horse, or even get to the ring without the aid of another character. Harold And Kumar? I see these guys showing up, smoking some leaf, chilling with the hobbits and watching fireworks.

'''Nick''' But we also have to keep in mind Indy's corruptability with power. If he was given power, would he want to dispose it, or would he take it and sort of...

'''Cir''' That's a really good point.

'''Nick''' use it.

'''Kyle''' I don't think he would. I think what would happen was -- and this leads us down a different rabbit hole -- I don't think he would use that power for evil, but I think instead of throwing it in the volcano, he would want to put it in a museum.

'''Nick''' He would.

'''Cir''' Yes, possibly.

'''Nick''' which is possibly an awful idea.

'''Kyle''' which might be worse.

'''Cir''' Does that make him a loser or what?

'''Kyle''' Whereas Harold and Kumar, I think if faced with the power of the one ring, they might decide to put the ring in the fire, and hang out with hot elven babes and smoke more sweetleaf.

'''Nick''' I think they would, which leads to an astounding conclusion of this Duel.

'''Kyle''' I didn't think this would happen, however, it really looks like Harold and Kumar find the one ring and beat out Indiana Jones and Sam Spade. Is that what you guys

'''Nick''' In their fried minds, I think that they get away with it.

'''Cir''' I think they do.

'''Nick''' I think they pull it off.

'''Kyle''' Wait, what are they pulling off?

'''Cir''' They find and destroy the one ring.

'''Kyle''' How would they have the attention span to destroy that ring?

'''Cir''' Well, think about it; they're so friendly with the other characters that everybody else would want to help them.

'''Kyle''' But they're

'''Nick''' But the other characters fail and don't get there. How would they interact with them the entire way?

'''Cir''' Harold and Kumar could probably hitch a ride with the hobbits, 'cause they're friendly.

'''Nick''' I thought you said that Harold and Kumar drop out early?

'''Cir''' That's what I thought would happen originally, but now I'm like "I don't know..."

'''Kyle''' There have been new developments.

'''Cir''' Yes, new developments.

'''Nick''' They drop out early, but I still think that the team fails as a mission, because Indy wants to put it in a museum.

'''Kyle'''They'd be working against each other.

'''Nick''' I think they fail --- whatever --- the mission is failed because the person who would go the furthest would just want to put it in a museum.

'''Cir''' I'm saying Harold And Kumar.

'''Kyle''' I think Harold and Kumar have the best shot.

'''Cir''' Yeah.

'''Kyle''' I think they stumble their way into it, whereas Indy

'''Cir''' I agree

'''Kyle''' Indy could pull it off

'''Cir''' I agree with Kyle that Indy get corrupted.

'''Kyle''' He gets corrupted by the Smithsonian or wherever.

'''Cir''' And Sam Spade; I don't know if he can even ride a horse, so I don't know

'''Nick''' What are the odds that Harold and Kumar fall into the lava themselves

'''Kyle''' Pretty good.

'''Nick''' while destroying the ring?

'''Cir''' It's good, but I think it's low, because I don't think they would get close enough, due to general stoner

'''Nick''' How would they handle Gollum at the end?

'''Kyle''' Probably take another hit. They wouldn't mind having their fingers bit off. They're too high for that.

'''Nick''' They throw some mini-jalapeno burgers from White Castle at him. He's safe. He's taking a burger nap. A meat nap.

'''Cir''' So,

'''Nick''' Interesting.

'''Cir''' Harold and Kumar. Find the one ring and win the first duel.

'''Nick''' I did ''not'' foresee that. Not at all.

'''Kyle''' I thought it would be Indiana Jones for sure.

'''Nick''' So did I.

'''Kyle''' I thought this was going to be pretty uninteresting, but I like the way it turned out.

'''Nick''' All right, so that, that is what a Beast Duel is. If you want to hear more of those, you can email in your suggestions

'''Cir''' And let us know what you think, who you think should have won.

'''Nick''' So, email us at Onthetropes@Gmail.com; you can find polls and some bonus content at Facebook.com/OnTheTropes; and check out our Twitter at #OnTheTropes. So, as always, I have been Nick, and

'''Kyle''' we have been

'''Cir''' Cir

'''Kyle''' and Kyle.

'''Nick''' And we will catch you again next week when we again get stuck On The Tropes.

---> "Mother of Mercy! Is this the end of Rico? "

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