History NightmareFuel / StrangeSchool

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--> '''#54''': ...Are you really an ‘error student’?
--> '''Error''': Depends whether or not I’ll be killed for it.
--> '''#54''': No, we’re not required to until after the last class.

** We see her crushing Gretadan under her shoe with enough force to do [[VideoGame/TheBindingofIsaac Isaac's Mom]] proud, as she steps forward to seize #24 by her throat. Error makes the bad decision to tail Ms. Board to watch her dump #24 in the detention chute... but isn't sneaky enough. The homeroom teacher ends up ''tearing through a door'' to catch up to Error, and ''rips out a fistful of Error's head'' in her fury. This scene, more than anything else, sets the tone for [[GutPunch what sort of story]] Strange School really is.

** We see her crushing Gretadan under her shoe with enough force to do [[VideoGame/TheBindingofIsaac Isaac's Mom]] proud, as she steps forward to seize #24 by her throat. Error makes the bad decision to tail Ms. Board to watch her dump #24 in the detention chute... but isn't sneaky enough about it. The homeroom teacher ends up ''tearing through a door'' to get at Error, and ''rips out a fistful of Error's head'' in her fury. This scene, more than anything else, alerts readers to [[GutPunch what sort of story]] they're '''really''' in for.

* Back when the Principal was still just a passive observer, Ms. Board was so clearly on the same page as her boss, she might've been his stand-in. She starts off by crushing Gretadan under her shoe with enough force to do [[VideoGame/TheBindingofIsaac Isaac's Mom]] proud, as she steps forward to seize #24 by her throat. Error makes the bad decision to tail Ms. Board to watch her dump #24 in the detention chute... but isn't sneaky enough about it. The homeroom teacher ends up ''tearing through a door'' to get at Error, and ''rips out a fistful of Error's head'' in her fury.

* Back when the Principal was still just a passive observer, Ms. Board was so clearly on the same page as her boss, she might've been his stand-in. She starts off by crushing

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On October 31, 2015, [[TyrantTakesTheHelm The Principal]] [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin took over]] Strange School's Website, with the background going dark and the menu buttons changing. The altered menu buttons represent a chilling look into The Principal's worldview.
* The "Submit" and "Ask" buttons were originally spooky enough as "Submit To The Void" and "Pledge Allegiance To The Void" respectively. During the Takeover, "Submit" became ">GOTSOMETHINGFORME?" and "Ask" became "HAHAHAHA!"
* More Button Changes:

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* The "Submit" and "Ask" buttons were originally spooky enough as "Submit To The Void" and "Pledge Allegiance To The Void" respectively. During the Takeover, "Submit" became "Got Something For Me?" and "Ask" became "HAHAHAHA!"
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On October 31, 2015, [[TyrantTakesTheHelm The Principal]] [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin took over]] Strange School's Website.

* Imagine, if you would, the '''perfect''' school hall monitor. A hall monitor whose every breath and motion was singularly committed to hall monitoring to the exclusion of all else, and achieved flawless results. The [[{{Film/HotFuzz}} Nicholas Angel]] of hall monitors. Any time poor Jeremy fell short of this ideal, he got ''zapped'' by his shock collar. And when he got beaten up by a pair of girls... well, you can see the consequences of his FAILURE for yourself on this very page.

[[caption-width-right:350: I pledge allegiance to the void
And t9o my f3 tur̢e in/ ͘e͞ducatíon͘
)͝I sol/em͠nl̢ý ̶swear͟ to̧ ͝e̡n̴g͝a̶4g͜e i̷ n̪͈͉͉͎̬̦̖̘͡ ̵̯͚̦̯m̵͓̫̹͎̥̭y̴̡̞͖̯͓͍̭̯ ͚́ͅş̛̦͎͎͙̦t̴̹͙̹͟u̧̼̺͚̗͢d̢͉̣̮̱̫̕ͅi̧̭̹̞̟̹̱͖̗e̛͉͝s̡҉̪̲̪̹̦͈ ̸̧̖̳͎͚/̴̗͚̟̥́͜/̱̘̗̬̜͈͞/̝̣͓̺̱͕ͅ/҉͉͉͙͚̦̟͕/̱̮͇̣̲͟͝ ̩̭̹̞͔à̰̘̱͎̙̩̦ṇ̣͚̮̝̤d̳̰̜̠̜ ̧̡̢̗̫͉͇̬͙͖̫ͅo̶͏̯͕̘̼͔̩͕͇|̠n̳̟̮̟̪͚͟͞l̗̖̯ỳ̖͇͜ ̶͎͈͍̯͘m̨̱̦͕͕̣̻͔y̡͍͓̝͓̩5̡̣̱̳̩͇̱̲ ̳͎͝͡ṣ̵̨̡̙̮̘̞̝t̟͚̖̳̝u̢̞̭͚d̫͈̬͠i̹͉͟e͝҉̣̺̝͎̘͇͈ś̴̰͎̫͘
I҉̶͈͔͉̥̻̣͖̯̞̼̮͖͖͙͍̪͢ ̵̷̨͚̮̘̞̥̱̰̙̘̯̻̼̘̻̜̳̰͝ͅs̷̨̥̜͚̞͇̘̕͜2̶̮̹̠̗̗̬̫̰̝̝̟͠ͅ3̷̢̘̹̖̰̤̲̥̮̦͞ͅͅw̥͔͔̮͘á̶̴̛̗̤͍͖͇͎̥̣̹͔͉̮̯̖͟ͅe̶̴̡͔̰̣͇̬̫̱̰̫̗̯͈̺̹̠̹͘r̛̯̠͇̘̤ ̡͇̟̦̲̩̼͎͉̫̬̣̮͟͝͝͠t̵҉̶̛͍͉̖̘͓̱͕̘͕̺̬̲̫͇̦͙͓͜ơ̷͉̯̻̱͇̤̠̹̹̘̕͘ ̛̮̮̜̱̦͔̻̖̜̦̮͍̯̗̜̜́ḑ̶̴̴̲̺͇̱̥͉̥̣̪̬̯̥̩̮̝̺̮̪̬3̷̢̪̝̩͍̝̠̹̻͈ ̸̣̱͙̜́̕ͅ4̛͙̱̳̞̙̻̰̕͠͞ ̵̣͙̻̝̦̥̘̺̜̯̀3̶̺̭̬̜̖͎̤͉͈̣̰̘͡4̵̡̠̦͇̤̠̯̬̙̳̳̦̹̬͜͡ͅ3̸̨̖̠̠͇̭̺̘͕̲͙̘̻͜i̸̲͓͔̟̹̬͎̗̫̟̬̘̬͘͜͢4̵̨̭̙̭͕͖ṉ̜͚̞̰̫͔͈̖̲̭͓͓̼͢3͖͎͇̮̕̕4̡̛͔͓̘̭̯͍͈̖̮͔̫̣̰̰͚̻̳̪̘͘͝ ̡̬̲̗͉̟̬́͘͝2̸̧͏̹̹̜͙̙͓̲3̶̦͓̙̲͚̜̪̻͓̠̤̲̳́̀j̧̳̺̰͢͝3̴͇̬̜̪̺ͅ2̮͇̜̰̭̭͘͟2̨̰̰̯̙̘͍̹̺͍͚̙̥̫͖͍͢3̸̸̧̧̡͖͔̗̝̱̦͈̫͈-̷̷̧̛̣̟͔̝̳̦̯̣̝̺͖̳̜0̸̢̜̦̲̳̙͟2̩̻̼̗͓̥̺̙̤̩͇͡3҉̴҉̼͕͙̱̦̲̻̞͕́)̢̨̤͍̯̹͖̰̠͞)̝̺͓͔̻͇̝̭̮̘͖̬̩̦̖̩̤̕ͅ*̵̡̻̗̪̮̣̫̘̯̗͟͜)̧̢̠̖̱̰̦̥̩̯̝̭̤̠̤̙̘̬̰̦̙͝*̢̳̜̩̯̺̻̯͚͖̺͙̖̬̲́͠͡ͅ_҉̡̢̜͎̗̺̣̩̥̙͇̯͍͇̟͝-͠͏̮̯̫̗̰͓̖̖̻̰̳̘̥̥ ̵̯̠̯͞ͅ!̮͎̱͍͘!̧͍̻͎̺͓͈͓̜̳͎̜͍͞͝!̵̺̳̣͚̦̮͓̳̮͎̠͎͈͓͇̼͝?̵̸̨̢̝̳̱͘ ̻̦̻̗͙͈̪̜́̀͞?̧̛͏̪̥̩̹̺̮̰́ͅ ͟҉̝̗̳͇̮/̫͎͉͔̠͍̭͕̬͔̩̬̰͈͢͝ ̴͢҉͏̖̺͙̣̟̻͚̜̖̖̰͔͈͇͖͈1̴̷̢̻͕̯͖̹̖̲̗̟̰̣̲̺͢@̷̷̢̲̬͉̺͕͜?̪̺̼̤̼̘̺̣̞̥͓̩͕̪̲̫͘2̷̸̢̧̝̞̳̯̙̼̮ͅ#̵̮̳̬̳͍̘̠̻̩͈͇̘͕͠!̵̷̷̘̳͎̱̖̪̠̖͈̖̮̤͔̻̫̱̮̠ͅ@̫̲̼̀͜ͅ
A̶̸̵̢̩͕̠͈̪̜̼̦̪̹̻̲͈͒ͨ̅̃ͤ̅͂ͦ͊ͭ̓͋͆ͦ̿ͅͅͅͅS̿̉̍̓ͤ̕͏̡̯͙̱̰̱͟;̶̵̛̭̺͓͇̬̺̼̹̘̜̩̥̘̻̳̺̱ͤ͛ͭ͋͆̑ͫ̿̆ͥ̍͒Jͣͤͭ̃̒ͫ̚̕͏͓̭̮̺̥̘̩̗̫̥̩̰͍̹̤͎̖D̷̪̗̰̭̣̘̱̞̫̠͇́̏̿̂̇̈́ͦ̚͢H̛̩̲̟̝̲͕͉̺̹̝̩̻̟͎̩̻̣͐̂̋͌͗ͣ̽̅̓̈̐̇̿ͪ̊̀͘̕͠A͚̺̭̬̼̗̳͇͈͇̖͖̫̬͖̹͕̪̓ͬ̉ͤ̎ͨͫ̆̓̃̌̇̎ͭ̃ͫ̕͝͠L̸͎̦̭̪̖̟͈͇̈̀͌̿̃̊ͫͦ̚͘͜Į̜̣̯͙̗͓̬̤̟͈̮͇̟̤̥̋ͨ͂̒̈́ͥͣ͋̋̀͞U̷̖̫̮͔͎̲̮ͦͣͭͪ͆̒̇ͯ̍́̒̚3̴̩̹͍͙͔̣̜͍̘̯̦͇̞̟͔͉ͧ̎͌͆̈́̍̌̔̆̌͒̀ͨ̆̓ͧ̚͡ ̡̡̤̮̥͕̟̻͔̫̀͂͊ͥ͘͢1̧̢̘̫͇̞̹̘̜͓̻͔̙͙͔̣̗̔̏ͮ̆͊̔̃͌̐͂ͣͨ̍͋̓̌̓̓͘!̛̤͇̭̰̝̘̱̪̩̲̼̆̓͊̀̉ͣ̄͑̒ͤ̐͊̒ͥ̅̑̆͝!̧̢̹̦̺̟̠͚̖ͩ̈̋̄̔ͣ͐̊̆̾̒̆ ̨̨̡̞̻̞̪̠͍̠̬͈̗̼̃̄̈́̓̐̈̓ͨ̂ͥͯ͌̓͠3̸̵̴̧̡̥͖̙̹͉̜͈̹̫̳͉̟̺ͨ̍ͤ̓̆͛͗̽̋̿̏̋̓̓̓̽͐̓̔#̶̢̫̟̬̖͕̼̰̖̘̝̪̥͇̓ͣ́͝ ̧̽̔̔̅̆ͭ̌ͮͧ҉̲̩̹̘͖4̴̡̡̝̻̫͈̽͋ͪ̊̅̿̐ͧ̎ͥ̽ͦ̋ͬͤ͌ ̨ͨ̿ͯ͌͛ͫͨ̒̽̄̆͂̎͂ͬ́͢҉̫̲̗̦̟̞͇̦̼̠͕̩̫̩͕̮̭̻ͅ5̵̷̢̛̭̣̣̲͎̱͉͍͉̖̙̊͂̓͐͌͒͑̈̊̀ͅ4̵̷̣͍̟̲̦͔̤̗̯͇̻͔͈̏͐̅̔ͭ͌ͪ͛̑ͣ́͝#̨̫̠̗̱̠͛̈́̽ͣ$̧͈̦̤͕̠̻͚͇̦̪̝̖ͤ̇ͫͫ̍̂̆͊̉͂̋͂̽́͘͡͞ͅͅ#̏̎͗͆͌̅̊̐̐ͤ͟҉̳̙̖̳͉͎̙$̶̡͇̤̦͎͎͓̙̗͓̳͚̟̳͙̃ͪ̆ͧ͑̈ͥͬ͒ͯ̌ͭ͠4̷ͦ̈́̑ͯͭ̓͊̃͘͏҉̫̜̪̘̻̙̬ ͎̝̠̖̣͎̦̻͉̖̹͓̺͈͖̰̋̒̍ͣ͑ͪͮ͛͐͛̾͌͌̊͛̚̕ ̾̇̓̎͆͋̈͆͡͏͚̲͚̗͔͡%̷̧̞̗̺̫̬̖͈͍̦̣̭̻̼̆͊ͤ͛ͭͥ͐̔̂̊̓͋ͯ͛͜5̸͂͗ͦ͌͒ͮͣͩͨ͐̋̄ͪ̀̂ͮͯͬ̚͏̨̟͎̺̗͍̗̼̫ͅ ̵̝̪̪̙̔ͧ̈́̏̒͋̔͐̃̆́̚ͅ%̵̨̰̘͓̘̫͕̻̰͚͔̤͈̂̑̄ͭͬ͐͛ͥ́͢ͅ ̷̷̜̤̖̞̙̯͚̟̭̦̟̼͕̤͚ͦͯ͊͋̋ͧͭ̑̔͑̈͘͝%̔ͦͧ̅̂ͨ̊̋̾͗҉̷̛̰̫̤͉̮̺̲̟̹̹̯͓͢^ͣͯ͑ͦ͂͂̾̊̽̽͊ͤ͐̃̿ͬ̆̏͌͟҉̷͇͉̖̟̜̺̜6̨̡̻͍̝̣̥̺̻̲̩͚͇̺͈̫̂̀̓̊̓̄ͥ̆̿͛́́̚͠?̵̛̛̝̻̘̠͙̘͈̓̂̒̊ͨͦ͘͘ͅ!̴ͩͣ̎͊͐͂̒͘҉̨̝͔̼̳?̴̢̳͕̜̼͎͙̙̜̻ͮͫ͌͆͆̀ͮ͊ͅͅ ̴̨̠̗̠̰̌̒͐̌̃̈ͫ̑̿͐ͥ̓̓ͭ̉̚̕͟͞/̵̸͔̫͔͎͚̠̗̫̝̹̞͉͉͍̘̠̣̒̑̇̑̈́̅̓́͜͡ͅ!̷̢̜̦̩͓̬̯̐ͥ͒ͪ̿͑̇ͪͣ̌͆͋̆̚̚?̢͈̼̝̪̘̺̼̺̝̠̔̽̀ͨͬ͜ͅ?̟̱̻͇̤̙̮̟̪̲͖̼̭̤̟͈͕̊̔̌̊̀̀̀ͅ!̩͎̮͔̘̪͓͕̠͖͇͍̼̬̫̞̟̠͋̿̌ͭͣ̆̐̈ͦ̋̀̅͊͒̉̀̕͡͠ͅ!̵̡̖̰̙̺̬̪͔̘̫͓̺͎̻͍̜̰͒ͩ̎̐̏͒͑̓̇͛̿ͯ̓̽ͧ͋ͧ̀̚{̶̼̙͙̙̄ͥ̈́̌͑͆̚͢]̧̔̍̅ͦ̂ͨ́̂̃̋͌ͭͯͧ͆̐̆ͬ͜҉̬͇̬͕]̸̣̮͚̙̳͉̞͔̥͎̳̥̪͇́ͮ͆̒ͯͭ͒ͯ͐̌̽͑ͯ̃̾ͬ̍ͫ̕ͅ[̡͙͕̥͕͖̟̃̎̚͢ͅ]ͥ͛͐̐͌͑̄̌̿ͭ̚̕͏̧̧̹̼̩̥͚͔̙̭͖̹͕͉[͂̍̑̃ͩ͏̠̥̘̥̮̙͕͚̦̗͠-̸̳̦̩̦̪͖̺͇͇̠̠͈̥͚̭̬̟ͣ̾̂͛̃̆̈͋̃́̍̈́ͯ̈́́͟͜͞ͅ!̷̶̮̯̪͔̼͔͉͙̞̞͙͚̗̱̘̟̻̍ͮͬͬ͐͑̆̄̿͋̀ͧͥ͌̌̏ͅ!̵̧͌̏̾͑̓͊̽͏͈̞̜̫̱̗͇̲̕͜1̸̛̻̫͈̬͔̤̙͈̝̫̣͕̖͇̩̰͈̓̾ͤ̊̒̽̀ ̵̤̻̞͈̬̘̣̓̈͛ͥ̎ͧ̌̿́͠͝/̴̢̲͉̻͙͆̃̔͗̔̅!̶̶́ͨ̏̈͆͑͋ͫ̓̅ͪͤ́҉͓̖̦̼̙̻̗͍͚̰̳͎̩͍̗?̷̛͔̬̪̥͎̱͉̜͓̰̙̓̉̍͑͗̑̓͊̄ͤ̌ͬ̈ͫͥ͢͢͟ ̧̭͕̮̯̜̻̦̺̥͍̪͎̦̦͈̤̬̜̓̒̊ͧ̕͡?̸̻̠͎͈̙̠̼͍̯̰͈͉͕̖̱̳ͤͣ͑ͭ͢͞ͅ!̢̛͖̗͍̮͙͋ͨͭ͆ͮ̑ͬ̓̇ͨ̽ͫ͠͠͡ͅ
Ļ͉̦͙̳̩̼͕̱͚̺̝̹̺̹͉̹̲͕̯͟͟͝E͏͔̹͈̫̗̩͈͞ͅA̧͏̛̘̻͔͔͕͟Ṟ̶̡̤͎̼̤̭̲̞̘̫̻͍͍̬̤̀N͔̖̱͕̲͎̺̜͔̞͞ ̢͘҉̛҉̯̣̘͙͖̥͙͚̩̫̗̠̦̭̗̖ͅF̨͟͜͏̥͕̼͓̦̳͇͕̘͇͚͇̳̞̘ͅO̵̡͉̺̯̞͘͢Ŕ̸̖̭̫͖̘̘̗̩͚̞͔̘E̛͉̩̮͈̫͕͓̩̭̳͕̳̦͠V̴͡͏͇͖̳͉̲͚̺̱̠͖̲̟̼̻̯͡͝E̢҉̷̷͇̱͙̟̝̤̭̗͔͇̰͝R̸̩̭̝̖̙̻̗̥̱̼͍͔̺̞ͅ ͡҉̧̺̰͇͕͕̜͓̜̰͕A̷̶̛̺̭̱̣͈̞̮͞N̡̛̳͈̮̣͘D̸͍͎̻̟̦̼̥͉̤͇̭̯͎͎̠̣͞ ̷̢̜̝̬̺̘̮̭̞͎̗͝Ę̸̛̫̭̠̥͟͟V͢҉͙̼̜͍̗̱͉̮E̡̧̡̬̲̪͎̯̳̠̙̣̥̝̦̩͠Ṛ̸̵̩͇͔̀͘ ̛͖͓̗̼͚̜̤̻À̡̙̦͎̙̩̦̤̞̫̼̪́̀̕ͅN̨͔̥̞͙̮̳̺̦̟̙̮̪͝ͅͅD̵̡͈͔̺̰̗̯̙̤̦͎͓̘͞ ̸̛͎͈̱͚͇̟̬͕̲̟̯̫͚̩̜̫͘͞Ę̳̬̱̟͜V͏̛̛̯̘̪͚̰Ę̛̰̙͎̼̮̙͎͉̤̫̜͖ͅR̷̢̢̳̰͎̥̗̣͍̦̞͉!͏̪̗̯̼̥̖̪͉̩̻̪̦͎͇̜̱̦͜
L҉͓̦̮̩͔̘̟͉̹̥̱̲͕́̕͝E̷̷̷̷̜̠͎͎̜̤͕̖̻͉̪̖͘Ḁ̠͉͓̩͔̼̜̟͍̮̖̗̟̯͚͎͡͡Ṛ̸̵̲̟̮͈̹͔̼͓Ń̶͞҉̡̙̙̥̖͚̺͉̣͈͇̗̩͉̞̰ͅ ̡͍̫̠͕̳̭̭̼̟͇̺̻͉̣́͞F̴̨̬͓̞̣͇̼̻̀̀O͏̛̼̱̭̜̻̜̳̀͝R̡̙͇̫͙̞͈͙͇̹̫̭͕̙ͅͅE̢̥̙̲̣̥̜̫̻͍̠V̛҉̴̭̠̞̻͙͚̣͚̱͚͚͈̣̻͔͕ͅͅE̡̼̳͍̲̹̩͚͞R̸͚̖͎̬̜̮̙̫̘̲͙͓͘͠
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[[caption-width-right:350:The School is staffed by monsters who have a very thin tolerance for Error...]]

* Imagine, if you would, the '''perfect''' school hall monitor. A hall monitor whose every breath and motion was singularly committed to hall monitoring to the exclusion of all else, and achieved flawless results. The [[{{Film/HotFuzz}} Nicholas Angel]] of hall monitors. Any time poor Jeremy fell short of this ideal, he got ZAPPED by his shock collar. And when he got beaten up by a pair of girls... well, you can see the results for yourself on this very page.

* Imagine, if you would, the '''perfect''' school hall monitor. A hall monitor who was not only singularly committed to hall monitoring to the exclusion of all else, but achieved flawless The [[{{Film/HotFuzz}} Nicholas Angel]] of hall monitors.

* Imagine, if you would, the '''perfect''' school hall monitor. A hall monitor who was not only singularly committed to hall monitoring to the exclusion of all else, but achieved flawless The {{Film/HotFuzz Nicholas Angel}} of hall monitors.

* In the early stages of this webcomic, the Principal was such a distant, passive nonparticipant, he almost didn't truly NEED to exist, any more than the god of some bloodthirsty cult.
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[[caption-width-right:350:The staff of this School has a very thin tolerance for Error...]]