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* TheCameo: Creator/ShiaLaBeouf appears as the lone audience member at the end of the performance.
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** Creator/ShiaLaBeouf appears as the lone audience member at the end of the performance.
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Out of the corner of your eye you spot him:\\
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Out of the corner of your eye eye, you spot him:\\
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** The drummer (and, by extension, the first person to whisper "Shia [=LaBeouf=]") and the bassist are Bora Koraca and Zubin Sedghi respectively, both of whom were previously involved in Tally Hall.
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** The drummer (and, by extension, the first person to whisper "Shia [=LaBeouf=]") and the bassist are Bora Koraca Karaca and Zubin Sedghi respectively, both of whom were previously involved in Tally Hall.
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On October 2014, as UsefulNotes/{{Halloween}} was drawing near, Cantor released a music video, "'Shia [=LaBeouf=]' Live", with extended lyrics and a more bombastic approach to the music. The video features a rock band, string quartet, men's chorus, children's choir, interpretive dancers, aerialists, and 3D papercraft Shia [=LaBeouf=] heads.
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* FiveSecondForeshadowing: The original version ends with you stabbing Shia [=LaBeouf=] in the kidney and limping into the woods in victory as the narrator states that you have won and beaten Shia [=LaBeouf=]. When the live version gets to the original ending, it noticeably omits that you have won. Sure enough, he's still alive, and is back for another round.
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''[sung]'' Running for you life from Shia [=LaBeouf=]. He's brandishing a knife, it's [=Shia LaBeouf=]. Lurking in the shadows, Hollywood superstar [=Shia LaBeouf=].
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''[sung]'' Running for you your life from Shia [=LaBeouf=]. [=LaBeouf=]\\
He's brandishing a knife, it's[=Shia LaBeouf=]. Shia [=LaBeouf=]\\
Lurking in theshadows, shadows\\
Hollywood superstar[=Shia LaBeouf=].Shia [=LaBeouf=]
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* WhamLine: The original version of the song ends with Rob Cantor narrating how you stab Shia [=LaBeouf=] in the kidney and limp into the woods in victory. When ''this'' version gets to the original ending, the stage slowly darkens with a {{Beat}} as if it's over, but then...
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* WhamLine: The original version of the song ends with Rob Cantor narrating how you stab Shia [=LaBeouf=] in the kidney and limp into the woods in victory. When ''this'' this version gets to the original ending, the stage slowly darkens with a {{Beat}} as if it's over, but then...
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* RhymingWithItself: "Shia [=LaBeouf=]" is uttered many times, and a couple of pairs of lines have it rhyme with itself ("Living in the woods, Shia [=LaBeouf=] / Killing for sport, Shia [=LaBeouf=]"), while others have a rhyme appearing before "Shia [=LaBeouf=]" ("Running for you life (from Shia [=LaBeouf=]) / He's brandishing a knife (it's [=Shia LaBeouf=])").
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* RhymingWithItself: "Shia [=LaBeouf=]" is uttered many times, and a couple of pairs of lines have it rhyme with itself ("Living in the woods, Shia [=LaBeouf=] / Killing for sport, Shia [=LaBeouf=]"), while others have a rhyme appearing before "Shia [=LaBeouf=]" ("Running for you your life (from from Shia [=LaBeouf=]) [=LaBeouf=] / He's brandishing a knife (it's knife, it's [=Shia LaBeouf=])").LaBeouf=]").
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* AWinnerIsYou: Averted. The original song's ending has it so Cantor congratulates you for besting Shia, but the ''Live'' version noticeably takes out the "you've won" line before the end of the first half. Even when you've put him down for real, the narrator merely says you're "safe at last".
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* AWinnerIsYou: Averted. The original song's ending has it so Cantor congratulates you for besting Shia, but the ''Live'' version noticeably takes out the "you've won" line before the end of the first half. Even when you've put him down for real, the narrator merely says you're "safe at last".
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* ActuallyPrettyFunny: Rob Cantor and about 100 musicians, dancers, and aerialists perform a song about a blood-covered Shia [=LaBeouf=] who murders people in the woods and dines on the bodies, which ends with him getting decapitated. Creator/ShiaLaBeouf, the lone audience member in the theater, shows his approval by giving a standing ovation.
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* ActuallyPrettyFunny: Rob Cantor and about 100 musicians, dancers, and aerialists perform a song about a blood-covered Shia [=LaBeouf=] who murders people in the woods and dines on the bodies, which ends with him getting decapitated. The actual Creator/ShiaLaBeouf, the lone audience member in the theater, shows his approval by giving a standing ovation.
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* ButForMeItWasTuesday: A legendary fight with Shia [=LaBeouf=] (for you) is a normal Tuesday night for Shia [=LaBeouf=].
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* ButForMeItWasTuesday: A legendary "legendary fight with Shia [=LaBeouf=] (for you) [=LaBeouf=]" for you is a normal "normal Tuesday night for Shia [=LaBeouf=].[=LaBeouf=]".
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* BittersweetEnding: After a brutal fight, you manage to kill Shia [=LaBeouf=] by beheading him, leaving the woods safer for everyone else. However, you're still stranded and it's nighttime, and you've been continuously losing blood from your leg since you gnawed it off. It's likely you'll bleed out unless help arrives after the main body of the story or you know how to treat a large open wound the same way you suddenly know jiujitsu for the sake of the plot.
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* BittersweetEnding: After a brutal fight, you manage to kill Shia [=LaBeouf=] by beheading him, leaving the woods safer for everyone else. However, you're still stranded and it's nighttime, and you've been continuously losing blood from your leg since you gnawed it off. It's likely you'll bleed out unless help arrives after the main body of the story or you know how to treat a large open wound the same way you suddenly know jiujitsu for the sake of the plot.
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* BittersweetEnding: After a brutal fight, you manage to kill Shia [=LaBeouf=] by beheading him, leaving the woods safer for everyone else. However, you're still stranded and it's nighttime, and you've been continuously losing blood from your leg since you gnawed it off. It's likely you'll bleed out unless help arrives after the main body of the story or you know how to treat a missing limb wound the same way you magically know jiujitsu for the sake of the plot.
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* BittersweetEnding: After a brutal fight, you manage to kill Shia [=LaBeouf=] by beheading him, leaving the woods safer for everyone else. However, you're still stranded and it's nighttime, and you've been continuously losing blood from your leg since you gnawed it off. It's likely you'll bleed out unless help arrives after the main body of the story or you know how to treat a missing limb large open wound the same way you magically suddenly know jiujitsu for the sake of the plot.
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* BittersweetEnding: After a brutal fight, you manage to kill Shia [=LaBeouf=] by beheading him, leaving the woods safer for everyone else. However, you're still stranded and it's nighttime, and you've been continuously losing blood from your leg since you gnawed it off, so it's likely you'll bleed out.
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* BittersweetEnding: After a brutal fight, you manage to kill Shia [=LaBeouf=] by beheading him, leaving the woods safer for everyone else. However, you're still stranded and it's nighttime, and you've been continuously losing blood from your leg since you gnawed it off, so it's off. It's likely you'll bleed out.out unless help arrives after the main body of the story or you know how to treat a missing limb wound the same way you magically know jiujitsu for the sake of the plot.
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* WhamLine: For those who heard the ''original'' version of the song. Rob Cantor narrates how you stab Shia [=LaBeouf=] in the kidney and limp into the woods in seeming victory, akin to how the song originally ended. The stage even slowly darkens, and there's a {{Beat}}... but then...
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* WhamLine: For those who heard the ''original'' The original version of the song. song ends with Rob Cantor narrates narrating how you stab Shia [=LaBeouf=] in the kidney and limp into the woods in seeming victory, akin victory. When ''this'' version gets to how the song originally ended. The original ending, the stage even slowly darkens, and there's darkens with a {{Beat}}... {{Beat}} as if it's over, but then...
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* RhymingWithItself: "Shia [=LaBeouf=]" is uttered many times, and a couple of pairs of lines have it rhyme with itself ("Living in the woods, it's Shia [=LaBeouf=]. Killing for sport, Shia [=LaBeouf=]"), while others have a rhyme appearing before "Shia [=LaBeouf=]" ("Fighting for your life with Shia [=LaBeouf=], wrestling a knife from [=Shia LaBeouf=]").
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* RhymingWithItself: "Shia [=LaBeouf=]" is uttered many times, and a couple of pairs of lines have it rhyme with itself ("Living in the woods, it's Shia [=LaBeouf=]. [=LaBeouf=] / Killing for sport, Shia [=LaBeouf=]"), while others have a rhyme appearing before "Shia [=LaBeouf=]" ("Fighting ("Running for your you life with (from Shia [=LaBeouf=], wrestling [=LaBeouf=]) / He's brandishing a knife from (it's [=Shia LaBeouf=]").LaBeouf=])").
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* AnAxeToGrind: You spot Shia [=LaBeouf=] in his cottage sharpening an axe. When he goes after you in the woods, you manage to get ahold of the axe and fight him with it.
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* WeaponBasedCharacterization: You spot Shia [=LaBeouf=] in his cottage sharpening an axe, making him an example of the classic crazy axe murderer in the dark.
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In 2012, Music/RobCantor of Music/TallyHall released "Shia [=LaBeouf=]", a song about Creator/ShiaLaBeouf the cannibal hermit. The song gained some press, with the actor even [[Website/{{Twitter}} tweeting]] it on Halloween 2013.
On October 2014, as UsefulNotes/{{Halloween}} was drawing near, Cantor released a music video, "'Shia [=LaBeouf=]' Live", with extended lyrics and more bombastic approach to the music. The video features a rock band, string quartet, men's chorus, children's choir, interpretive dancers, aerialists, and 3D papercraft Shia [=LaBeouf=] heads.
On October 2014, as UsefulNotes/{{Halloween}} was drawing near, Cantor released a music video, "'Shia [=LaBeouf=]' Live", with extended lyrics and more bombastic approach to the music. The video features a rock band, string quartet, men's chorus, children's choir, interpretive dancers, aerialists, and 3D papercraft Shia [=LaBeouf=] heads.
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In 2012, Music/RobCantor of Music/TallyHall released "Shia [=LaBeouf=]", a song about that portrays Creator/ShiaLaBeouf the cannibal hermit. as a cannibalistic hermit, on [=SoundCloud=]. The song gained some press, with the actor even [[Website/{{Twitter}} tweeting]] about it on Halloween 2013.
On October 2014, as UsefulNotes/{{Halloween}} was drawing near, Cantor released a music video, "'Shia [=LaBeouf=]' Live", with extended lyrics and a more bombastic approach to the music. The video features a rock band, string quartet, men's chorus, children's choir, interpretive dancers, aerialists, and 3D papercraft Shia [=LaBeouf=] heads.
On October 2014, as UsefulNotes/{{Halloween}} was drawing near, Cantor released a music video, "'Shia [=LaBeouf=]' Live", with extended lyrics and a more bombastic approach to the music. The video features a rock band, string quartet, men's chorus, children's choir, interpretive dancers, aerialists, and 3D papercraft Shia [=LaBeouf=] heads.
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In 2012, Rob Cantor of Music/TallyHall released "Shia [=LaBeouf=]", a song about Creator/ShiaLaBeouf the cannibal hermit. The song gained some press, with the actor even [[Website/{{Twitter}} tweeting]] it on Halloween 2013.
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In 2012, Rob Cantor Music/RobCantor of Music/TallyHall released "Shia [=LaBeouf=]", a song about Creator/ShiaLaBeouf the cannibal hermit. The song gained some press, with the actor even [[Website/{{Twitter}} tweeting]] it on Halloween 2013.
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* AWinnerIsYou: Averted. The original song's ending has it so Cantor congratulates you for besting Shia, but the ''Live'' version noticeably takes out the line before the end of the first half and even when you've put him down for real he merely says you're "safe at last".
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* AWinnerIsYou: Averted. The original song's ending has it so Cantor congratulates you for besting Shia, but the ''Live'' version noticeably takes out the "you've won" line before the end of the first half and even half. Even when you've put him down for real he real, the narrator merely says you're "safe at last".
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* AWinnerIsYou: Averted. The original song's ending has it so Cantor congratulates you for besting Shia, but the ''Live'' version noticeably takes out the line before the end of the first half and even when you've put him down for real he merely says you're "safe at last".
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On October 2014, as UsefulNotes/{{Halloween}} was drawing near, Cantor released a music video, "'Shia [=LaBeouf=]' Live", with extended lyrics and more bombastic approach to the music. The video features a rock band, string quartet, men's chorus, children's choir, interpretive dancers, aerialists, and 3D papercraft Shia [=LaBeouf=] heads.
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* WhipPan: In the beginning of the song before the crescendo, there are rapid pans to and from the drummer and then to and from the violinist as they utter, "Shia [=LaBeouf=]".
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* KnifeNut: Murderer and cannibal Shia [=LaBeouf=] goes after his victims with a knife. When you prove to be more trouble than his other prey, though, he foregoes the knife and brings a gun instead.
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* PsychoKnifeNut: Murderer and cannibal Shia [=LaBeouf=] goes after his victims with a knife. When you prove to be more trouble than his other prey, though, he foregoes the knife and brings a gun instead.
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* AloneWithThePsycho: You are alone and hopelessly lost in the woods inhabited by cannibal Shia [=LaBeouf=], who is determined to kill you. The twist near the end is that you are not as defenseless as the lyrics suggest.
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* HoistByHisOwnPetard: Shia [=LaBeouf=] wields a knife when he goes after you, and he later is seen sharpening an axe in his cottage. You wrestle the knife from him and stab him with it, and when he goes after you again, you get ahold of the axe and decapitate him.
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* HoistByHisOwnPetard: Shia [=LaBeouf=] wields a knife when he goes after you, and he later is seen sharpening an axe in his cottage. You wrestle the knife from him and stab him with it, and when he goes after you again, you get ahold a hold of the axe and decapitate him.
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* KnifeNut: Actual cannibal Shia [=LaBeouf=] goes after his victims with a knife. When you prove to be more trouble than his other prey, though, he foregoes the knife and brings a gun instead.
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* KnifeNut: Actual Murderer and cannibal Shia [=LaBeouf=] goes after his victims with a knife. When you prove to be more trouble than his other prey, though, he foregoes the knife and brings a gun instead.
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* WhamLine: For those who heard the ''original'' version of the song. Rob Cantor narrates how you stab Shia [=LaBeouf=] in the kidney and limp into the woods in seeming victory, akin to how the song originally ended. The stage even slowly darkens, and there's a {{Beat}}... but then...
-->'''Singers:''' Wait! [[NotQuiteDead He isn't dead!]] Shia Surprise!
* WhamShot: When the song ends for real, the performers stand still as someone in the audience starts clapping. The camera turns around into the audience... and it's the actual Creator/ShiaLaBeouf.
-->'''Singers:''' Wait! [[NotQuiteDead He isn't dead!]] Shia Surprise!
* WhamShot: When the song ends for real, the performers stand still as someone in the audience starts clapping. The camera turns around into the audience... and it's the actual Creator/ShiaLaBeouf.
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* AntagonistTitle: Shia [=LaBeouf=] is a murderer and cannibal who targets on people in the woods, including you.
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* AntagonistTitle: Shia [=LaBeouf=] is a murderer and cannibal who targets on people in the woods, including you.
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On October 2014, as Halloween UsefulNotes/{{Halloween}} was drawing near, Cantor released a music video, "'Shia [=LaBeouf=]' Live", with extended lyrics and more bombastic approach to the music. The video features a rock band, string quartet, men's chorus, children's choir, interpretive dancers, aerialists, and 3D papercraft Shia [=LaBeouf=] heads.
* AntagonistTitle: Shia [=LaBeouf=] is a murderer and cannibal who targets on people in the woods, including you.
* DramaPreservingHandicap: You lose your lower leg to a bear trap, and you limp afterward. When you fight Shia [=LaBeouf=] again, you're in a hurry to kill him because the constant blood loss is weakening you, and you're at a disadvantage despite knowing jiu-jitsu.
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* PerformanceVideo: The video is made to look like a live performance, featuring Rob Cantor, the musicians, and dancers on the stage of the Redondo Beach Performing Arts Center.
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* PerformanceVideo: The video is made to look like a live performance, featuring Rob Cantor, the dozens of musicians, interpretive dancers, and dancers aerialists on the stage of the Redondo Beach Performing Arts Center.Center.
* RhymingWithItself: "Shia [=LaBeouf=]" is uttered many times, and a couple of pairs of lines have it rhyme with itself ("Living in the woods, it's Shia [=LaBeouf=]. Killing for sport, Shia [=LaBeouf=]"), while others have a rhyme appearing before "Shia [=LaBeouf=]" ("Fighting for your life with Shia [=LaBeouf=], wrestling a knife from [=Shia LaBeouf=]").
* RhymingWithItself: "Shia [=LaBeouf=]" is uttered many times, and a couple of pairs of lines have it rhyme with itself ("Living in the woods, it's Shia [=LaBeouf=]. Killing for sport, Shia [=LaBeouf=]"), while others have a rhyme appearing before "Shia [=LaBeouf=]" ("Fighting for your life with Shia [=LaBeouf=], wrestling a knife from [=Shia LaBeouf=]").
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In 2012, Rob Cantor of Music/TallyHall released "Shia [=LaBeouf=]", a song about Creator/ShiaLaBeouf the cannibal hermit. The song gained some press, with the actor even [[Website/{{Twitter}} tweeting]] it on Halloween 2013.
On October 2014, as Halloween was drawing near, Cantor released a music video, "'Shia [=LaBeouf=]' Live", with extended lyrics and more bombastic approach to the music. The video features a rock band, string quartet, men's chorus, children's choir, interpretive dancers, aerialists, and 3D papercraft Shia [=LaBeouf=] heads.
The video can be viewed [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI here]].
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* ActuallyPrettyFunny: Rob Cantor and about 100 musicians, dancers, and aerialists perform a song about a blood-covered Shia [=LaBeouf=] who murders people in the woods and dines on the bodies, which ends with him getting decapitated. Creator/ShiaLaBeouf, the lone audience member in the theater, shows his approval by giving a standing ovation.
* AnArmAndALeg: You lose your lower leg when it's caught in a bear trap and you have to gnaw it off to escape. You limp everywhere afterward, and the blood loss is a liability when you encounter and end up fighting Shia [=LaBeouf=].
* AnAxeToGrind: You spot Shia [=LaBeouf=] in his cottage sharpening an axe. When he goes after you in the woods, you manage to get ahold of the axe and fight him with it.
* {{Bathos}}: The performers tackle the silly concept of a blood-soaked Shia [=LaBeouf=] murdering and eating people in the woods by taking it completely seriously. None of the dancers or musicians on stage so much as crack a smile.
* BearTrap: You are caught in what sounds like the stereotypical large metal trap with jagged teeth. You're stranded in the dark woods with a murderer who's still looking for you, so you opt to [[LifeOrLimbDecision gnaw your leg off]] to escape the trap.
* BittersweetEnding: After a brutal fight, you manage to kill Shia [=LaBeouf=] by beheading him, leaving the woods safer for everyone else. However, you're still stranded and it's nighttime, and you've been continuously losing blood from your leg since you gnawed it off, so it's likely you'll bleed out.
* BlackComedyCannibalism: The song is a mock horror about Shia La[=Beouf=], a murderer and cannibal who lives alone in the woods. The concept is ridiculous, though the events are narrated completely seriously for {{Bathos}}.
* BloodIsTheNewBlack: Shia La[=Beouf=] is covered in blood, probably not his own.
-->He's almost upon you now\\
And you can see there's blood on his face\\
My God, there's blood everywhere!
* ButForMeItWasTuesday: A legendary fight with Shia [=LaBeouf=] (for you) is a normal Tuesday night for Shia [=LaBeouf=].
* TheCameo: Creator/ShiaLaBeouf appears as the lone audience member at the end of the performance.
* CellPhonesAreUseless: The beginning of the song establishes that your phone is dead, so you're on your own when Shia [=LaBeouf=] comes after you.
* ChangedForTheVideo: "'Shia La[=Beouf=]' Live" features choirs of dozens of singers, while Cantor still does the spoken parts. There are also additional "Shia Surprise" lines after the original lyrics.
* DontGoInTheWoods: You're wandering alone in the woods. It's inhabited by a cannibal who kills for sport. By the time you lose him, it's dark, and you're lost, and he's still looking for you.
* FailedASpotCheck: At the end of the stage performance, Creator/ShiaLaBeouf gives a standing SlowClap, and like [[Film/CitizenKane the movie he's referencing]], he appears to be expecting everyone else in the audience to join in. He then looks around and sees that the theater is empty except him, and he sits down awkwardly.
* FullNameBasis: The murderer is almost always referred by first name and last name, "Shia [=LaBeouf=]". The only time it isn't is when he's revealed to be NotQuiteDead, and the chorus exclaims, "Shia Surprise!"
* GunStruggle: A knife rather than a gun: Shia [=LaBeouf=] goes after you with a knife, and you wrestle it from him before stabbing him in the kidney.
* HoistByHisOwnPetard: Shia [=LaBeouf=] wields a knife when he goes after you, and he later is seen sharpening an axe in his cottage. You wrestle the knife from him and stab him with it, and when he goes after you again, you get ahold of the axe and decapitate him.
* HopeSpot: After evading Shia [=LaBeouf=], you're lost in the dark woods, but you spot a cottage with a light on. You move toward it hopefully, but the feeling goes away when you lose your leg to a bear trap and then discover that the cottage's occupant is your pursuer.
* ImAHumanitarian: Shia La[=Beouf=] is a cannibal who murders people in the woods for sport and then eats the bodies.
* InherentlyFunnyWords: "Shia [=LaBeouf=]", which is uttered many times in the lyrics. The song came to existence when Cantor's friend dramatically whispered "Shia [=LaBeouf=]", causing both to laugh.
-->'''Rob Cantor:''' It's a great name. It's very musical and the consonants are unusual. It just has a unique sound. There's something about saying with a whispered intensity that just feels funny.
* InTheBack: You stealthily enter Shia [=LaBeouf=]'s cottage while he's busy sharpening an axe, and he doesn't notice you. You get the drop on him by sneaking up on him from behind, and you attempt to strangle him.
* KnifeNut: Actual cannibal Shia [=LaBeouf=] goes after his victims with a knife. When you prove to be more trouble than his other prey, though, he foregoes the knife and brings a gun instead.
* LifeOrLimbDecision: After you lose Shia [=LaBeouf=], your leg gets caught in a bear trap. You have to gnaw off your leg to escape.
* NotQuiteDead: You stab Shia [=LaBeouf=] in the kidney and he's downed. As you limp away from his cottage, it turns out he's still alive.
-->Wait! He isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
* OffWithHisHead: You swing at Shia La[=Beouf=] several times with an axe, but he dodges them all. Then, when you successfully counter his parry and your axe catches him in the neck, you waste no time decapitating him, defeating him for good.
* PerformanceVideo: The video is made to look like a live performance, featuring Rob Cantor, the musicians, and dancers on the stage of the Redondo Beach Performing Arts Center.
* RunningOnAllFours: Soon after you notice Shia [=LaBeouf=] is tailing you about 30 feet back, he gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint after you.
* SecondPersonNarration: The lyrics are about you, the listener, in the woods getting pursued by and then fighting Shia [=LaBeouf=].
-->You're walking in the woods.\\
There's no one around, and your phone is dead.\\
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him:\\
Shia [=LaBeouf=].
* ShoutOut: Creator/ShiaLaBeouf does a SlowClap in the silent theater while wearing a dead-serious expression, a nod to ''Film/CitizenKane'' where Kane does the same for Susan after her terrible opera performance. [=LaBeouf=] is shot from the same angle as Kane and is even wearing the same tux and white bowtie.
* SlowClap: When the performance has ended, Creator/ShiaLaBeouf stands up, giving a slow-clapping applause for almost half a minute before sitting back down.
* SpokenWordInMusic: Rob Cantor's narration is spoken, while the choirs have the sung portions.
-->''[spoken]'' You're looking for you car but you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now, and you can see there's blood on his face! My God, there's blood everywhere!\\
''[sung]'' Running for you life from Shia [=LaBeouf=]. He's brandishing a knife, it's [=Shia LaBeouf=]. Lurking in the shadows, Hollywood superstar [=Shia LaBeouf=].
* SuddenlyAlwaysKnewThat: You're implied to not have much combat experience in the first two-thirds of the song, since you flee from Shia [=LaBeouf=] and then must sneak up on him to stand a chance against him. When he's revealed to be NotQuiteDead and comes after you again, it turns out that you know jiu-jitsu, and your first move is to bodyslam him.
* SuperPersistentPredator: Shia [=LaBeouf=] goes after you despite you evidently giving him more trouble than any of his other victims. This persistence leads to his death at your hands.
* UseTheirOwnWeaponAgainstThem: Shia [=LaBeouf=] tries to kill you using a knife. When you fight him, you wrestle the knife from him and down him by stabbing him in the kidney.
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In 2012, Rob Cantor of Music/TallyHall released "Shia [=LaBeouf=]", a song about Creator/ShiaLaBeouf the cannibal hermit. The song gained some press, with the actor even [[Website/{{Twitter}} tweeting]] it on Halloween 2013.
On October 2014, as Halloween was drawing near, Cantor released a music video, "'Shia [=LaBeouf=]' Live", with extended lyrics and more bombastic approach to the music. The video features a rock band, string quartet, men's chorus, children's choir, interpretive dancers, aerialists, and 3D papercraft Shia [=LaBeouf=] heads.
The video can be viewed [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI here]].
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!! Tropes:
* ActuallyPrettyFunny: Rob Cantor and about 100 musicians, dancers, and aerialists perform a song about a blood-covered Shia [=LaBeouf=] who murders people in the woods and dines on the bodies, which ends with him getting decapitated. Creator/ShiaLaBeouf, the lone audience member in the theater, shows his approval by giving a standing ovation.
* AnArmAndALeg: You lose your lower leg when it's caught in a bear trap and you have to gnaw it off to escape. You limp everywhere afterward, and the blood loss is a liability when you encounter and end up fighting Shia [=LaBeouf=].
* AnAxeToGrind: You spot Shia [=LaBeouf=] in his cottage sharpening an axe. When he goes after you in the woods, you manage to get ahold of the axe and fight him with it.
* {{Bathos}}: The performers tackle the silly concept of a blood-soaked Shia [=LaBeouf=] murdering and eating people in the woods by taking it completely seriously. None of the dancers or musicians on stage so much as crack a smile.
* BearTrap: You are caught in what sounds like the stereotypical large metal trap with jagged teeth. You're stranded in the dark woods with a murderer who's still looking for you, so you opt to [[LifeOrLimbDecision gnaw your leg off]] to escape the trap.
* BittersweetEnding: After a brutal fight, you manage to kill Shia [=LaBeouf=] by beheading him, leaving the woods safer for everyone else. However, you're still stranded and it's nighttime, and you've been continuously losing blood from your leg since you gnawed it off, so it's likely you'll bleed out.
* BlackComedyCannibalism: The song is a mock horror about Shia La[=Beouf=], a murderer and cannibal who lives alone in the woods. The concept is ridiculous, though the events are narrated completely seriously for {{Bathos}}.
* BloodIsTheNewBlack: Shia La[=Beouf=] is covered in blood, probably not his own.
-->He's almost upon you now\\
And you can see there's blood on his face\\
My God, there's blood everywhere!
* ButForMeItWasTuesday: A legendary fight with Shia [=LaBeouf=] (for you) is a normal Tuesday night for Shia [=LaBeouf=].
* TheCameo: Creator/ShiaLaBeouf appears as the lone audience member at the end of the performance.
* CellPhonesAreUseless: The beginning of the song establishes that your phone is dead, so you're on your own when Shia [=LaBeouf=] comes after you.
* ChangedForTheVideo: "'Shia La[=Beouf=]' Live" features choirs of dozens of singers, while Cantor still does the spoken parts. There are also additional "Shia Surprise" lines after the original lyrics.
* DontGoInTheWoods: You're wandering alone in the woods. It's inhabited by a cannibal who kills for sport. By the time you lose him, it's dark, and you're lost, and he's still looking for you.
* FailedASpotCheck: At the end of the stage performance, Creator/ShiaLaBeouf gives a standing SlowClap, and like [[Film/CitizenKane the movie he's referencing]], he appears to be expecting everyone else in the audience to join in. He then looks around and sees that the theater is empty except him, and he sits down awkwardly.
* FullNameBasis: The murderer is almost always referred by first name and last name, "Shia [=LaBeouf=]". The only time it isn't is when he's revealed to be NotQuiteDead, and the chorus exclaims, "Shia Surprise!"
* GunStruggle: A knife rather than a gun: Shia [=LaBeouf=] goes after you with a knife, and you wrestle it from him before stabbing him in the kidney.
* HoistByHisOwnPetard: Shia [=LaBeouf=] wields a knife when he goes after you, and he later is seen sharpening an axe in his cottage. You wrestle the knife from him and stab him with it, and when he goes after you again, you get ahold of the axe and decapitate him.
* HopeSpot: After evading Shia [=LaBeouf=], you're lost in the dark woods, but you spot a cottage with a light on. You move toward it hopefully, but the feeling goes away when you lose your leg to a bear trap and then discover that the cottage's occupant is your pursuer.
* ImAHumanitarian: Shia La[=Beouf=] is a cannibal who murders people in the woods for sport and then eats the bodies.
* InherentlyFunnyWords: "Shia [=LaBeouf=]", which is uttered many times in the lyrics. The song came to existence when Cantor's friend dramatically whispered "Shia [=LaBeouf=]", causing both to laugh.
-->'''Rob Cantor:''' It's a great name. It's very musical and the consonants are unusual. It just has a unique sound. There's something about saying with a whispered intensity that just feels funny.
* InTheBack: You stealthily enter Shia [=LaBeouf=]'s cottage while he's busy sharpening an axe, and he doesn't notice you. You get the drop on him by sneaking up on him from behind, and you attempt to strangle him.
* KnifeNut: Actual cannibal Shia [=LaBeouf=] goes after his victims with a knife. When you prove to be more trouble than his other prey, though, he foregoes the knife and brings a gun instead.
* LifeOrLimbDecision: After you lose Shia [=LaBeouf=], your leg gets caught in a bear trap. You have to gnaw off your leg to escape.
* NotQuiteDead: You stab Shia [=LaBeouf=] in the kidney and he's downed. As you limp away from his cottage, it turns out he's still alive.
-->Wait! He isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
* OffWithHisHead: You swing at Shia La[=Beouf=] several times with an axe, but he dodges them all. Then, when you successfully counter his parry and your axe catches him in the neck, you waste no time decapitating him, defeating him for good.
* PerformanceVideo: The video is made to look like a live performance, featuring Rob Cantor, the musicians, and dancers on the stage of the Redondo Beach Performing Arts Center.
* RunningOnAllFours: Soon after you notice Shia [=LaBeouf=] is tailing you about 30 feet back, he gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint after you.
* SecondPersonNarration: The lyrics are about you, the listener, in the woods getting pursued by and then fighting Shia [=LaBeouf=].
-->You're walking in the woods.\\
There's no one around, and your phone is dead.\\
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him:\\
Shia [=LaBeouf=].
* ShoutOut: Creator/ShiaLaBeouf does a SlowClap in the silent theater while wearing a dead-serious expression, a nod to ''Film/CitizenKane'' where Kane does the same for Susan after her terrible opera performance. [=LaBeouf=] is shot from the same angle as Kane and is even wearing the same tux and white bowtie.
* SlowClap: When the performance has ended, Creator/ShiaLaBeouf stands up, giving a slow-clapping applause for almost half a minute before sitting back down.
* SpokenWordInMusic: Rob Cantor's narration is spoken, while the choirs have the sung portions.
-->''[spoken]'' You're looking for you car but you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now, and you can see there's blood on his face! My God, there's blood everywhere!\\
''[sung]'' Running for you life from Shia [=LaBeouf=]. He's brandishing a knife, it's [=Shia LaBeouf=]. Lurking in the shadows, Hollywood superstar [=Shia LaBeouf=].
* SuddenlyAlwaysKnewThat: You're implied to not have much combat experience in the first two-thirds of the song, since you flee from Shia [=LaBeouf=] and then must sneak up on him to stand a chance against him. When he's revealed to be NotQuiteDead and comes after you again, it turns out that you know jiu-jitsu, and your first move is to bodyslam him.
* SuperPersistentPredator: Shia [=LaBeouf=] goes after you despite you evidently giving him more trouble than any of his other victims. This persistence leads to his death at your hands.
* UseTheirOwnWeaponAgainstThem: Shia [=LaBeouf=] tries to kill you using a knife. When you fight him, you wrestle the knife from him and down him by stabbing him in the kidney.
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