History Manga / TheVampireDiesInNoTime

** Any scenario involving Handa usually ends with him getting thrown out a window, either by himself or by a third party (usually Ronaldo).

* SeldomSeenSpecies: John has fur and came from South America, meaning that he's possibly either a pink fairy armadillo or a screaming hairy armadillo.

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''The Vampire Dies in No Time'' (Japanese: 吸血鬼すぐ死ぬ, ''Kyūketsuki Sugu Shinu'') is a Japanese manga series by Itaru Bonnoki. It has been serialized in Akita Shoten's shōnen manga magazine ''Weekly Shōnen Champion'' since June 2015.\\\

* BreakTheBeliever: Cladi, a religious nineteenth-century hunter who was taught that vampires are evil demons to be killed without exception, tracks down Northdin's castle only to find a charming and seemingly innocent teenage Draluc. He chooses not to fight Northdin right away for fear of hurting Draluc in the crossfire, and withdraws to question his beliefs after seeing Northdin risk his life to protect his charge. [[spoiler:Things might not have gone so well if he'd learnt that Draluc had been planning to trap him and drink his blood all along…]]

* DoubleMeaningTitle: The name of the series represents both of the title characters. Ronaldo regarding his profession as a Vampire hunter and Draluc regarding the fact that he "dies" to a stiff breeze.

** It's called "The Vampire Dies In No Time", so of course Draluc's countless deaths are a running joke in and of themselves.
** Any scenario involving Handa usually ends with him getting thrown out a window, either by himself or by a third-party (Usually Ronaldo).
** Putting Ronaldo in the same immediate space as a stalk of celery in any form generally leads to a fairly common gag as well, majorly stemming from Handa using anything celery-related for his hair-brained schemes.

* VitriolicBestBuds: Ronaldo and Draluc live pestering each other and getting under each other's skins, and even when the opportunities come up to get rid of Draluc, Ronaldo still insists on only wants him to stay because their dynamic is extremelly important and popular for his books. Despite this, its shown that they've been living together for 30 years in the future.

* DoubleMeaningTitle: The name of the series represents booth the tittle characters. Ronaldo regarding his profession as a Vampire hunter and Draluc regarding the fact that he "dies" to a stiff breeze.

** Putting Ronaldo in the same immediate space with a stalk of celery in any form generally leads to a fairly common gag as well, majorly stemming from Handa using anything celery-related for his hair-brained schemes.

* PokeThePoodle: This is Etiquette Breaker's entire shtick.

The series follows Ronaldo, a VampireHunter who travels to a castle to dispose of a vampire who has been rumored to have been kidnapping children. However, the vampire turns out to be Draluc, a wimp who keeps turning into ash at the smallest things. Moreover, the kid wasn’t being held captive—he was just using the “haunted house” as his personal playground! When his castle is destroyed, Draluc moves into Ronaldo’s office, much to the other’s chagrin. Despite their differences, they must try to work together to defend themselves from rogue vampires, Ronaldo’s murderous editor, investigators, and more—with Draluc dying continuously along the way.\\\

* CommonalityConnection: After their first meeting, Handa considers Draluc a close friend as they both enjoy seeing Ronaldo suffer. Draluc doesn't quite reciprocate on the same level, but finds Handa amusing enough to go along with most of his Ronaldo-related endeavours.

* {{Fangirl}}: Handa's mother Akemi is a huge fan of Ronaldo and his autobiography series, much to Handa's distress.

* OrWasItADream: Downplayed. When a lanky black figure pulls Hinaichi out of the SpiritWorld she wandered into, misty white hands chase them and pull the figure's shoe off. She regains consciousness at the festival and only appears to have zoned out into a strange dream, but then notices that Draluc is missing a shoe.

* ResurrectiveImmortality: It seems impossible to truly kill Draluc, and whenever he does die he just spends time as ashes for a brief moment before reforming. The trade-off is that almost ''everything'' seems to be capable of killing him.

* RoleSwapAU: Volume 4 features an illustration of Hinaichi dressed as a hunter, Ronaldo as a vampire and Draluc in a VCD uniform. The fanbook later expanded on this premise with a four-page manga titled ''Kyuuketsuki Sugu Shinu: Delta''— Draluc is a dhampir and the VCD captain with other vampires from the original series as his subordinates, Hinaichi and other VCD members are hunters, and the two groups are collaborating to protect Shin-Yokohama from a vampire invasion made up of canonical hunters and led by Ronaldo, who is immune to garlic, silver, crosses and sunlight and wishes to die and resurrect to be more traditionally vampiric.
* SeldomSeenSpecies: John has fur and came from South America, meaning that he's possibly either a Pink Fairy Armadillo or a Screaming Hairy Armadillo.

* SpellMyNameWithAnS: 'Ronald' and 'Ronaldo' are written the same way in romaji. While manga spreads and official merchandise have used 'Ronald', the Creator/{{Funimation}} subtitles and English dub both use 'Ronaldo'.

* PromotionToParent: As the eldest sibling by several years, Hiyoshi is implied to have raised Ronaldo and Himari since their early childhood, with the fate of their parents being unknown to the audience.

* RoleSwapAU: Volume 4 features an illustration of Hinaichi dressed as a hunter, Ronaldo as a vampire and Draluc in a VCD uniform. The fanbook later expanded on this premise with a four-page manga titled ''Kyuuketsuki Sugu Shinu: Delta''— Draluc is a dhampir and the VCD captain with other vampires from the original series as his subordinates, Hinaichi and other VCD members are hunters, and the two groups are collaborating to protect Shin-Yokohama from a vampire invasion made up of canonical hunters and led by Ronaldo, who is immune to garlic, crosses and sunlight and wishes to die and resurrect to be more traditionally vampiric.

* SpiritWorld: Hinaichi wanders off on her own at a festival and enters a creepy continuation of the stalls and booths, populated by misty white figures calling out to her. She appears to turn back into a child and is unable to sense any of the danger even as a figure is about to bite her, but she's rescued by Draluc before she can be harmed and only recalls the events as a strange dream.

* SupremeChef: Draluc is an excellent cook, so much so that Hinaichi absolutely adores his cookies and even Ronaldo is annoyed by how good he is. He explains that most traditional vampires became good cooks in order to lure human prey into their homes as guests.

* AppliedPhlebotinum: Absolutely ''anything'' can be chalked up to vampiric powers. '''Anything.'''
* BedmateReveal: In one chapter, Hiyoshi wakes up in bed in only a bra and boxers and with no memory of the night's events, lying next to the vampire Passionate Kiss. [[spoiler:Nothing actually happened between them; she accidentally knocked him out while he was changing clothes, and she was zapped by Mebiyatsu shortly afterwards so that her bra fell on Hiyoshi and they passed out on the same futon.]]

* TheFriendNobodyLikes: Subverted; the other hunters and Guild staff actually like Draluc, much to Ronaldo's annoyance.

* SpiritWorld: Hinaichi wanders off on her own at a festival and enters a creepy continuation of the stalls and booths, populated by shadowy figures calling out to her. She appears to turn back into a child and is unable to sense any of the danger even as a shadow is about to bite her, but she's rescued by Draluc before she can be harmed and only recalls the events as a strange dream.

* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Ta Chan sees right through Bubuo's attempt to ask her out and rejects him with her usual sharp tongue.
-->"Oh no no no. Why I need to go out with you? You look like dumb fuck. Your face got run over by truck. You not even nail's inch my type. Do you really think you in the position of picking and choosing who you can get? Come back when you become oil tycoon."

* SeldomSeenSpecies: John has fur and came from South America, meaning that he's possibly either Pink Fairy Armadillo or a Screaming Hairy Armadillo.

* SeldomSeenSpecies: John has fur and came from South America, meaning that he's possibly a Pink Fairy Armadillo.

* HappilyMarried: Draluc's parents Mira and Draus adore each other despite Mira being MarriedToTheJob.

* ACupAngst: Hinaichi doesn't generally have an issue with her chest size, but is mortified when other characters point it out. In one chapter, Aud von Kreatur gives her a breast enlargement machine completely unsolicited, and while she's furious she's also strongly tempted to use it.

* MistakenForGay: A variation occurs when Hinaichi mistakenly believes Ronaldo wants to use the breast enlargement machine Aud von Kreatur gave her, leading her to think he's really a trans woman wanting to transition.
* MommasBoy: Handa is very close to his mother and considers her the most important thing in his life, making her fangirling over Ronaldo a constant source of agony to him.

* OurVampiresAreDifferent: Vampires come in different shapes and forms with various abilities (mostly some type of MindControl) as well, from humanoid ones like Draluc, to vegetables, cats and anemone types, and then there's weird creatures like Aud von Kreatur.

* MistakenForGay: A variation occurs when Hinaichi mistakenly believes Ronaldo wants to use the breast enlargement machine Aud von Kreatur gave her, leading her to think he's really a trans woman trying to transition.

-->''"Oh no no no. Why I need to go out with you? You look like dumb fuck. Your face got run over by truck. You not even nail's inch my type. Do you really think you in the position of picking and choosing who you can get? Come back when you become oil tycoon."''

* BuxomIsBetter: Ronaldo has a thing for big breasts, to the point where he's considered powerless when the city gets stuck within a lewd talk barrier[[note]]in which physical attacks don't work and one can only [[WordsCanBreakMyBones fight with lewd talk]][[/note]] because his 'basic' taste makes for poor firepower.

* {{Dhampyr}}: Handa's mom is a vampire and his dad is a human.

* EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: Most vampires go by names that are just descriptions of their powers, although some have had their real names revealed in the fanbook or on the mangaka's Twitter.

* FlashForward: Bonnoki has posted thirty-years-older designs for Ronaldo, Draluc, Bubuo, Maria and Ta-Chan on Twitter, along with information titbits like the fact that Ronaldo and Draluc still live together in the future.

* GagBoobs: Maria, the vampire hunter dressed as a nun, has these. When she gets bitten by a vampire named "Micro Bikini", who turns people's clothes into micro-bikinis and hypnotizes them into liking them, she's immediately able to break out of it, and in turn the hypnotism, since her boobs are too big for the small top to contain (along with her bottoms, apparently).

* MirrorSelf: In one chapter, vampiric butterflies invert the personalities of their victims, resulting in a dainty, ladylike Ronaldo, a Handa who likes and is concerned about him, a complimentary Ta-Chan, and so on. While Draluc is immune to the butterflies' hypnosis, Bonnoki has designed an '[[MirrorUniverse Inverse AU]]' Draluc who, while still physically weak, appears much more strong and badass than the usual Draluc.

* NakedPeopleTrappedOutside: The fate of Ronaldo, Satetsu, Shot and Maria after their encounter with the vampire Micro-Bikini, after their clothes were turned into micro-bikinis and they were forced to strip to break out of the hypnotism (or in Maria's case, [[ClothingDamage broke out of it thanks to her]] GagBoobs).
* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: Ronaldo's real name is unknown, as 'Ronaldo' was a nickname he later adopted for his hunter work. Most hunters also go by nicknames to support their public images and boost their popularity.

* {{Yandere}}: Maremi's affection for Adam goes [[LoveMakesYouCrazy off the rails]].

* HappilyMarried: Draluc's parents Mira and Draus adore each other despite Mira being MarriedToTheJob.